Armed and gorgeous
Former beauty pageant contestant, Megan Brown, makes the case for gun ownership when she ventilates 42-year-old Albert Franklin Hill with her pink .38 revolver while Hill assaulted her fiance`;
Hill barged into the home at around 3 a.m. after Brown responded to a knock at the front door, according to a police report. He allegedly grabbed the 110-pound Brown around her nose and mouth and dragged her to an upstairs bedroom.
The woman’s fiance, Robert Planthaber, said in an interview that he was quickly awakened by the altercation and ran to Brown’s side.
“I attacked him and took a severe beating to the head,” Planthaber told FoxNews.com. “But I got him off of her long enough for her to scramble to the room where she keeps her pink .38 special.”
Thanks to Old Trooper for the link.
Category: Guns
Let’s see; smokin hot, armed, and she hits what she aims at…….I’m in love
Yeah, I know, I’m easy.
I’ve been saying for years (ok the last few seconds in my head) that they should add target shooting to the Mrs America pagent….they could make it part of the swimsuit segment….
I think you’re on to something, Rob!!
Read the article last night. Knock on the door at 3am and the 43yr old shacking up w/a 20something beauty queen stays in bed sending the 110lb hottie to answer the door. Only after she gets choke-slammed by a felon does he toss the comforter aside and assist her–getting his ass kicked as a result. She saves his ass in the end by triple-tapping the multi-felon (who probably should have still been in prison).
He later goes on to explain how he was targetted because he didn’t have change for $100 and his girl (cough…trophy wife) wears a $60k ring. WTF over…Ya think? I love how he took the opportunity to inform us how splendidly rich he is and how tough it is being targetted for your cash. The only reason he got any print-space is because he got beat down and his girl rescued him.
Possible Douche of the week? I think I’ll drop a line to Ranger Up…
Any knocks on the door after dark in my place I’m answering the door (not my lovely–and she’s not wearing a Lexus on her finger either) and usually have my .40 in my belt or my .45 in my hand concealed behind the door if it’s really late.
Raven, I don’t disagree with your analysis at all. However, maybe he was asleep and she wasn’t and that’s why she answered the door? As for him getting his ass kicked…..well, he should have been the one grabbing a firearm to take care of bidness, not using himself as a speed bag.
Also, Raven, it doesn’t diminish her total hotness of being that good looking, armed, and a fine shot.
Yeah, she’s in it for the money, obviously.
The only way a guy who looks like that could get a girl who looks like that is with a $60K ring and $100 bills for pizza.
In a word?
Nice
Jesus, that dude looks like Harland Williams after a bender. Way to notify every literate crook out there that your fiancee has a 60k rock on her hand; I’m sure that’ll do wonders for her personal safety.
Serious douche. I mean, I’ll readily admit I’m jealous that he landed that babe, but no need to go flaunting your wealth when she just saved your ass.
He flaunted his wealth because that’s all he has.
Given time, he’ll probably lose that, too.
After comparing their arms in that picture above, the thief was probably lucky she only shot him.
OT, you slut…
Old Trooper–Copy all; at 3am I know my fiance would come wake me to answer the door. Or she’d grab the .45 out of her nightstand and answer the door herself if I’m out of town. And yeah–most chicks with guns= hot.
Further emphasis on douche–he calls her out as a bad shot at the range. Brother–if your definition of bad shot is putting at least 4 (“hitting him in the chest, groin, thigh and back”) out of a possible 6 rounds on a moving/fighting target, presumably in the dark, after being dragged upstairs in a headlock, with her fine motor skills about as smooth as Michael J. Fox without his meds, all while avoiding putting lead into her (cough–compensating for lack of something) fiance who is locked in the losing end of hand-to-face combat–you suck at life.
@ Scott–yeah. May as well publish his address and use some of his skills as an arborist to create a living plant-sculpture saying ROB ME on your front lawn.
Tierra Verde is right down the road from a large den of trigger pullers at MacDill.
Sweetheart–if you want to feel protected at night–there’s a few dudes here that could make you feel safer than a tree-trimmer–albeit without the means to put a $60k rock on your hand. I can introduce you to a few.
…and, I feel this needs to be brought up. The men that post here don’t have this problem, of course, but not all men know their way around a gun. I think it’s better if the girl grabs the gun if she’s the one in the house who knows how to shoot, not the guy because he’s the male-in-residence.
Is that her fiance’… or her dad?
Money is all over this. It’s why the guy broke in and why she’s having anything to do with him.
Except for the damned fine shooting, it’s pathetic all the way around.
DaveO: Guilty as charged 🙂
Raven: The dude is a metrosexual pussy that has money, but needs his woman to protect his ass. He made fun of her shooting skills, yet it was those skills that kept him from getting beatdown harder than he already had been.
PN: He made fun of her at the range, so he obviously has done some shooting. Besides, since he’s a metrosexual with money, he better either learn how to shoot, or hire some real shooters to protect his dumbass.
OldCavLt: Come on, Lt, don’t act like you wouldn’t hit that.
Okay, OldTrooper, I can’t say I never learned anything from you. Today, it was the word “metrosexual.” I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary, and promptly fell down laughing…
When I was but a young man in search of a spousal unit, the wisdom of the ages was set before me:
1. Wear a flight suit. Women really dig flight suits.
2. Carry a thick wallet. Women really really dig thick wallets.
I can confirm that CVC suits are not a viable substitute for Wisdom 1. This blog post confirms Wisdom 2.
This…(Raven)
“Any knocks on the door after dark in my place I’m answering the door (not my lovely–and she’s not wearing a Lexus on her finger either) and usually have my .40 in my belt or my .45 in my hand concealed behind the door if it’s really late.”
Yep, same with me and a G19 or Cmbt Cdr…HH6 mans the cell phone.
And this…(OT)
“Besides, since he’s a metrosexual with money, he better either learn how to shoot, or hire some real shooters to protect his dumbass.
Look at his arms and neck, Bro…he needs to eat a fuckin’ sandwich or two…hit the gym and range, and learn to how to take care of himself and Miss Hot-lips.
Spigot; he doesn’t need the sammich or gym, he has his protector right there, wearing a big ass ring and able to shoot the bad guys that kick his ass! Anyone that wears cream colored cargo pants and an aqua polo shirt is beyond actually handling things for himself. A 7th grader with a mullet and an attitude could kick his ass. Granted, my younger brother weighs all of 130lbs. soaking wet, but he works construction, could climb the bad guy like a spider monkey, he’s a redneck that likes to shoot guns, and he wears Harley t-shirts and jeans.
OT, the thing that is really amazing is that with all he has to lose, this guy has the SAOFR (Situational Awareness of a Fucking Rock).
And now, after the home invasion, getting his ass kicked, and his trim saving their asses because she has the right tool, skill set and mindset to do so…he literally broadcasts the fact they have $$, an engagement ring worth $60K, and BTW, that looks like a gold Rolex Presidential on his wrist…and paying for delivery pizza with a Benjamin…Geez…WTF…who the HELL does that?!