Keeping Goldilocks Manning happy

| March 11, 2011

CBS Baltimore writes about the Marine Corps jumping through public relations hoops to keep the traitor Bradley Manning comfortable while he awaits trial in Quantico, VA;

The Marine Corps says it has issued a suicide-proof sleeping garment to the imprisoned Army private suspected of giving classified material to WikiLeaks.

Col. Thomas Johnson said Thursday that Pfc. Bradley Manning was given the smock Monday as a substitute for clothing that is removed each night from Manning’s cell at the brig in Quantico, Va.

Manning says in a memo to base commander Col. Daniel Choike that the clothing-removal order on March 2 was punitive. He says the bulky smock is uncomfortable.

Maybe they should give him big-eared bunny pajamas complete with warm little feeties. Would that make the big pussy happy. You can remember that he complained when issued blankets were too scatchy, then he complained that sleeping naked chilled his tiny bones, and now the smock is too bulky.

I can only imagine Manning’s complaints about his too hot/too cold porridge.

Category: Antiwar crowd, Shitbags

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PintoNag

They’re making work for themselves. Give him pajamas and blankets and the whole nine yards. Even turn out the lights.

Just make sure to give hime the little big-dream-pill first.

Voila! Safe and sound until “lights on” the next morning.

Toothless Dawg

He can get his little jammies like John F’n Kerry

TD

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DaveO

Agree with PN:

Make a mini-documentary on Manning’s treatment, put it on Youtube, put it out over every milblog/supporter and watch the heads explode. Give him the same as the Marines would give anyone in the brig. Folks are over-thinking the kid, and under-thinking the fight is outside the brig, in the infosphere.

Just Plain Jason

I think he should be given every opportunity to commit suicide. I don’t think he would because right now he is “somebody”. He did what he did for fame and nothing else.

UpNorth

I agree, Jason, if it wasn’t this, it’d be, as Jonn says, complaints about his porridge. Or, that the flat screen is only a 37″ and not a 42″. And, he really wanted Cinemax with the package on DirecTV, and the meanies wouldn’t give it to him.