Spam kills

| January 28, 2011

The Telegraph reports that Russian security services discovered that a woman preparing to bomb Red Square earlier this month was foiled by a spam message from her service provider;

She was at her Moscow safe house at the time getting ready with two accomplices, both of whom survived and were seen fleeing the scene.

Islamist terrorists in Russia often use cheap unused mobile phones as detonators. The bomber’s handler, who is usually watching their charge, sends the bomber a text message in order to set off his or her explosive belt at the moment when it is thought they can inflict maximum casualties.

The phones are usually kept switched off until the very last minute but in this case, Russian security sources believe, the terrorists were careless.

As long as the terrorists remain incompetent boobs, we’ll survive.

Thanks to Brian for the link.

Category: Terror War

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Doc Bailey

I remember one guy that got caught on Apache footage, he was using a steel tube for a Mortar tube. Naturally it failed, and destroyed him and most of the truck bed. It always amazed me at the stupid shit they do.

Scott

Or, alternatively, spam saves lives. 🙂

lucky

Ladies and Gentlemen, Darwinism at work…

Tman

Too bad this doesn’t happen more often!

NHSparky

Can you hear me now? BOOM!!!

Bubblehead Ray

AT&T… More BOOMs in more places.

Frankly Opinionated

KABOOM!!!!!!Hehehehehehe

streetsweeper

You are one sick, twisted individual Frank! lmao!

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