Shocking news, I know; hippies have sex

| January 24, 2011

TSO (of course) sends this link to a SkyNews article about undercover police officers in Europe using sex to get information from hippies there;

The officer, who worked in a special unit of the Met Police for four years, said sexual relationships with activists were common among those gathering intelligence from anarchist, left-wing and environmental groups.

“Everybody knew it was a very promiscuous lifestyle,” he is quoted as saying.

Well, they’re not very intellectual, so you can probably expect them to be rooting around in each others’ drawers just to keep themselves busy. But like I said in Desert Storm after weeks without a shower, “I’m not sure I’d want sex with someone who wanted to have sex with me.”

Rumors were that IVAW functioned the same way for several years. I heard there was lots of cross-pollination going on between the various species for some reason. Well, between that and storing their urine in the fridge.

Category: Antiwar crowd, I hate hippies, Iraq Veterans Against the War

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DaveO

Folks bond through sex. Only takes once, and soap works. Still, it’s a way of cementing personal personnel ties.

Frankly Opinionated

Hehehehehehe, guys nuzzling their noses in a hairy armpit… I can picture it now. NOT!

Joe

So Jonn, sounds like you wouldn’t want to join any club that would have you as a member?

PintoNag

I’m not sure if you meant to be funny when you said that, Joe, but LMAO over that!! 🙂

UpNorth

PN, if Joey actually made a funny, it had to have been unintentional.

PintoNag

UpNorth, I get amused at Joe’s antics because sometimes I get a suspicion that he actually likes us…almost in spite of himself, I think. He gets feisty so we’ll respond; THAT’S why I laughed at what he said.

Doc Bailey

John: You kinda have to feel sorry for the cops, I mean hippies don’t believe in condoms. Bet they were feeling the burn.

Joe: I’m not sure if you were trying to be witty, but you clearly failed. which I think is always funny.

PN: I get this picture of an evil or sarcastic grin on your face. Correct?

ROS

He said member. I’m amused.

PintoNag

Doc Bailey: My humor tends to lean permanently toward both evil and sarcastic, which gets me in trouble most of the time. Yes, you are correct.

Just Plain Jason

Ironically I am watching Duck Soup right now.

PintoNag

JPJ: I will remind you that it is Monday, and complete and total irony may provoke a very slow response.

Are you SERIOUSLY watching the 1933 Groucho Marx movie, Duck Soup???

(And yes, I had to go look it up, because I didn’t have the foggiest notion what you were referring to! 🙂 )

streetsweeper

I see Joe made it to surface one more time. Doc Bailey; thanks for the visual….lmao!

Zero Ponsdorf

Jonn… Hippies DO have sex. Think AlGore, etal.

Thing is, there was a time that was a good thing. Now, though, Think Medea… Even us geezers have standards.

UpNorth

Hippies had sex and gave us the likes of Obama, nuff said…. And Algore, Stewart Smalley(Franken) and others….. Not to mention the denizens of DU, Kos an PuffHo’s…

justplainjason

Yes, I was scanning youtube and I came across Harpo and Chico playing the piano. I looked up Duck Soup on Netflix and watched it. Those guys were really freaking talented.

And for those who don’t know it was Groucho Marx who had the quote “I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.” Which when I read Joe’s post made it really weird…