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| November 1, 2025


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MCSO: ‘Well, your packages are safe’; Jackson resident charged with first-degree theft

Story by Mike Brantley
MOBILE, Ala. (WALA) – The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office on Friday morning quipped on Facebook that, “well, your packages are safe today.” The MCSO went on to state Todd Bond has been arrested and sent to Mobile County Metro Jail.

Jail records show Bond, 46, of Jackson, Miss., is charged with first-degree theft of property. He was booked shortly after 6 a.m.

On Tuesday, the sheriff’s office asking for the public’s help identifying the person in the accompanying video. The MCSO said the person is a “porch pirate,” and the video shows packages being removed from a residential porch.

In a news release early Friday afternoon, the MCSO stated that at about 1 a.m. patrol deputies spotted a black Ford Escape traveling eastbound at a high speed near Boe Road Extension and Spanish Trail. The driver — Bond — was pulled over, and deputies found several packages in his vehicle that matched the description of packages stolen from a residential porch, the MCSO said.

Several other packages originating from Mississippi were also found, and law enforcement officials there were notified, officials said.

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Don’t miss Mr. Bond’s booking pic- he has other issues to contend with as well.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
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Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

I have a feeling that “Mr” Bond is not going to be released on bond.
And as I gaze into my cracked and cloudy crystal ball, I also see “Mr” Bond on a future cover of “Prison Brides”, along with the story title, “Best New Employee of the BTJT Prison Deli”.

Graybeard

Looking at his booking pictures – that is one fugly dog.

rgr1480

Owch … where’s my eye bleach????

AA1PAwLs
Anonymous

Buffalo Bill?
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Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

Hence the “Prison Bride”.

Hack Stone

He puts the lotion on the skin…

Well, you know the rest.

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

Question….whose skin?

David

WTAF was that?!

RGR 4-78

It dang sure wasn’t a suave, debonair double naught spy.