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| September 13, 2025

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Surgeon jailed after amputation of own legs

An NHS vascular surgeon who had his own legs removed has been jailed for two years and eight months for insurance fraud and possessing extreme pornography.

Neil Hopper, 49, of Truro, Cornwall, carried out hundreds of amputation operations before having his own legs removed in 2019.

Truro Crown Court heard he lied to insurers by claiming that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted.

It heard that in May 2019 Hopper had below knee amputations after a “mysterious illness”. In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed, said prosecutor Nicholas Lee.

The court heard Hopper, who admitted two counts of fraud and three of possessing extreme pornography, had a “sexual interest in amputation”.

Judge James Adkin said in sentencing that he accepted that Hopper, who had no previous convictions, was remorseful.

However, the “level of harm” in three videos of body mutilation which were the subject of the pornography charges, was “exceptionally high”, he said.

Hopper had both legs amputated after complaining that his feet were in pain.

He was treated for suspected sepsis before he was told by surgeons that he should have his legs amputated and he was operated on.

He did not tell the medics the real cause of his injuries, the court heard.

The fraudulent insurance claims from two firms totalled more than £466,000 the court heard.

Hopper had been tempted by “greed” said Mr Lee.

He had messaged a friend about the claims saying he should “milk it”, the court heard.

He “enjoyed” the interest from the media in his case, Mr Lee told the court.

“His motivations were a combination of obsession with removing parts of his own body and a sexual interest in doing so,” he said.

“It seems to have been a long-standing ambition of his,” he said.

His feet were an “unwelcome extra.” More at the source; BBC

Man arrested after driving child-size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C.

A Prince George man was pulled over by police after driving a child-size pink toy Barbie Jeep along one of the main roads in the north-central B.C. city on Sept. 5.

And on a day that included a hit-and-run involving an ambulance and a prominent downtown business being destroyed by fire, photos and video of the Barbie Jeep quickly spread online with a mixture of humour and disbelief.

Photos captured by several witnesses show Kasper Lincoln wearing aviator sunglasses and cruising down 15th Avenue near Nicholson Street — one of the main thoroughfares.

Speaking to CBC News, Lincoln said he was getting ready to go get a slurpee with a friend but “got lazy” and decided to borrow his roommate’s child’s tiny car to get around, as his friend walked along beside him.

“I never drove it before,” he said while laughing.

In the images, Lincoln is seen driving near the side of a road that’s been closed for construction before turning onto an open side road. Then, an unmarked police cruiser pulls him over and he’s arrested.

Some onlookers were in disbelief.

“You’re really arresting him for driving a kid’s Jeep?” asked Summer Caron, one of the people to film the man being put in handcuffs.

She told CBC News that Lincoln had been driving close to the curb and going “maybe three miles per hour.”

Nikita Morgan saw part of the incident as she drove in the open lane beside him.

“I was cruisin’ down the street, right?” she said in a Facebook message to CBC News.

“And this undercover [unmarked police vehicle] is behind me … so I roll my window down and say ‘Don’t let ’em catch you riding dirty,'” a reference to a phrase popularized by the 2005 Chamillionaire song Ridin’ that refers to driving while taking part in an illegal activity.

She was surprised the police got involved, saying the driver of the little car appeared to be playing it safe.

He didn’t look like he was speeding to me.”

RCMP say they pulled Lincoln over for a traffic stop and, in the course of talking to him, found he had a suspended licence and believed he was inebriated, later verified by two breath analysis tests, which Lincoln also confirmed to CBC News.

Lincoln also said the police told him they had received multiple calls about him, and told him he’d been driving in the middle of the road, which he denied, saying that for the majority of his journey he had been driving on the sidewalk until he saw the blocked off lane.

But none of that information was available to onlookers like Andrea Stirgard, a mail carrier who was leaving a nearby Canada Post office, was with her co-workers when they saw the Barbie Jeep coming toward them.

“We were just kind of watching him, living his best life,” she said of Lincoln. “He was just happy as a clam…. We were actually kind of jealous.”

The police action, she said “seems a bit overkill, but that’s just me.”

“It was honestly epic, I give the guy 10 stars.”

Several memes, poking fun at the incident, have been created and shared on social media, including one depicting the day’s event in the style of the Grand Theft Auto videogame.

But according to police, driving an unlicensed motorized vehicle — even one that’s made for a child — on a road meant for full-sized cars is against the law.

RCMP media relations officer Staff Sgt. Kris Clark said driving an uninsured vehicle is sufficient grounds to make an arrest, especially when combined with other possible violations including impairment.

Kyla Lee, a Vancouver-based lawyer specializing in driving offences agreed with police, saying it is well-established that toy vehicles are not allowed on the road.

“You are required to have a driver’s licence in British Columbia if you’re operating any motorized vehicle on the roadway,” she said. “That includes Barbie cars, toy cars, electric skateboards — anything like that. It is required to have a licence and insurance.”

More at the source; CBC

Minnesota mayor charged with stealing water from city

The mayor of a small northern Minnesota town has been charged with theft after a former city employee claimed he failed to pay charges tied with a second water line on his property.

The Itasca County Sheriff’s Office spent a year investigating a claim that Keewatin Mayor Michael Labine turned his water valve on and off without paying the the city.

According to the criminal complaint, the investigation began in August of last year when a former deputy clerk and public utilities clerk told the Keewatin Police Chief that Labine was stealing services from the city.

The clerk reported the city charges a $100 fee every time the city turns someone’s water on or off, plus another $10 per month user fee.

Labine is the former city crew supervisor and allegedly knew how to use the tool to turn water on and off. The complaint says Labine owns a double lot and turned on the second valve in the spring when his family came to stay in a camper and turned it off when they left. The charges say it continued for more than 10 years. Labine told investigators that he believes the former city clerk is trying to get back at him because of a relative’s poor performance in a city job.

Labine faces two felony theft charges along with a gross misdemeanor.

Source; KFGO

Senator Tim Kaine Tells Americans Their Rights Come From Government

Democratic Senator Tim Kaine from Virginia, in a hearing on Wednesday, told the room:

“The notion that rights don’t come from laws, and don’t come from the government, but come from the Creator… That’s what the Iranian government believes… So the statement that our rights do not come from our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.”

Senator Ted Cruz blasted Senator Kaine’s comments.

So, Senator Kaine said in this hearing, that he found it a radical and dangerous notion that you would say our rights came from God and not from government. I just walked into the hearing as he was saying that and I almost fell out of my chair. Because that radical and dangerous notion in his words, is literally the founding principle upon which the United States of America was created. And if you do not believe me, and you made reference to this Mr. Barnes, then you can believe, perhaps the most prominent Virginian to ever serve, Thomas Jefferson who wrote in the Declaration of Independence: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator’ not by the government, not by the Democratic National Committee, but by God…”

…with certain unalienable Rights.

Senator Kaine didn’t misspeak; he simply revealed the chasm between today’s Democratic Party and the very principles that founded this great nation. If believing rights come from a higher power is “troubling,” then Kaine’s quarrel isn’t with Ted Cruz. It’s with Jefferson, Madison, the Declaration, and America herself.

Source; TownHall

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Hate_me

God forbid that Barbie jeep had had an Israeli bumper sticker.

A Proud Infidel®™

FUCK Tim Kaine sideways with a hot steam pipe wrapped in asbestos and nuclear waste, and let’s not forget the quote from “Blowjob Bill” Clinton when he accepted the D-rat nomination for President when he said, “Nothing good happens without Government”.

Blaster

I gotta say,, you like him more than I do!😉

Amateur Historian

Jeez. You really do want to give that guy “the mark of Kaine.”

Amateur Historian

Forgot to add this:

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

Looks like the pooch isn’t having a Ruff day.

Andy11M

It’s always fun when one of these Congressional Critters goes “mask off” and shows you what they really believe.

Anonymous

Liz Cheney got it right:

OIP-15
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Skivvy Stacker

The phrase; “so help me God” isn’t in the oath to begin with.

Article II Section 1, Sub 9; the entire oath reads as follows; “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve protect and defend the Constitution of The United States”.
The word “God” does not appear anywhere in the Constitution.

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Blaster

I can’t get my mind wrapped around the “sexual gratification of having body part removed!”!!

Damn it man!!

Andy11M

Makes those people on the internet that get off on women popping balloons by stepping or sitting on them seem almost normal, don’t it?

Blaster

IKR?

cptsmith

“long standing ambition”, I see what they did there.

Blaster

😂

Old tanker

He should have had his nads amputated. I imagine that would have cured him,

Blaster

It would have cured the rest of us too! No more of him! Ever!

Skivvy Stacker

I sooooo wanted to make a joke about him “not having a leg to stand on” but figured that was just too easy.

Blaster

Take em where you can get em brother!

SFC D

He has a one-legged girlfriend. Eileen.

5JC

IDK, Democrats are into it.

Blaster

🤷

Amateur Historian

“RCMP media relations officer Staff Sgt. Kris Clark said driving an uninsured vehicle is sufficient grounds to make an arrest, especially when combined with other possible violations including impairment.

Kyla Lee, a Vancouver-based lawyer specializing in driving offences agreed with police, saying it is well-established that toy vehicles are not allowed on the road.

“You are required to have a driver’s licence in British Columbia if you’re operating any motorized vehicle on the roadway,” she said. “That includes Barbie cars, toy cars, electric skateboards — anything like that. It is required to have a licence and insurance.””

………….

Hey, RCMP! Can I get a refund on some of my braincells you just wasted?

Amateur Historian

I mean, c’mon. I can probably understand there being a local ordinance being in place prohibiting children’s toy cars being on roadways. But citing lack of insurance or licence for operation of a toy????? Wow. You guys are just a special kind of stupid, ain’t ya?!

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Old tanker

Have you checked the motor vehicle laws in your state? If not you just might want to do that because the definition of motor vehicle comes into play and requirements for licensing are also contained in the statutes as well as requirements for insurance / proof of.

Amateur Historian

I know. Still stupid to stretch the definition to include children’s toys though.

SFC D

I had a friend that got a DUI on a kids electric 4-wheeler. He figured he was safe to drive it to the class 6, wouldn’t get busted because he wasn’t driving a car. MP’s disagreed.

Amateur Historian

Still sounds really stupid to charge a DUI for that. Though, I’d still pay money to see the judge’s face when that case got to his bench.

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Andy11M

Well, it was a on post DUI, no judge, so field grade ART 15 if he was E6 or below, E7 and up, would have been what, a relief for cause NCOER, and a bar maybe?
Had a dumb ass Joe in my unit at Ft Stupid get busted on post for DUI post 9/11 so the gate guard is the one that smelled it on him and had him pull over. He opted for a public ART 15, which I was always told meant the commanders door was “open” during the reading and anyone could attend, but NOOOO, we had a company formation. They dragged a big table out to the parking lot for the BC to sit at, and we all stood there at attention while this fuck head got read and bumbled through an explanation about why he shouldn’t be maxed. Of course the only acceptable punishment for E4 and below for a on post DUI was demotion to E-Nothing and 45 and 45.
Any time some Joe was like “Sgt Andy, why are you and all the other Sgts always so angry?” this was one of my go to explanations.

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SFC D

IIRC, he was E5 and about to ETS. I deployed before it all got sorted out.

Andy11M

If I remember my UCMJ, they could only bust him to E4 if they gave him a field grade, and went with reduction in rank as a punishment. Nothing like short timers disease doing in good soldiers. Worst I saw someone step on their wang was a guy pissing hot with 30 days left. The chain of command went to bat for him and reduction and loss of pay were suspended, but he had to do extra duty until his final out. Gift from God, be a good boy until you get that 214, right? Wrong, he started blowing off extra duty and copped an attitude. They pulled his clearing papers, knocked him down to E-1 and started separation paper work on him. When I met him he was like 90 days past ets.

Grunt

Good Lord, what a fucking idiot.

11B-Mailclerk

Field grade Article 15 can take 1 or more stripes for and e-4 and under, or 1 stripe for e-5 or 6.

https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Journals/NCO-Journal/Archives/2018/January/NJP/

Andy11M

I’ve seen the story about the peg leg surgeon pop up in my news feed a few times this past week. This idea about people wanting limbs amputated for some reason, sexual or otherwise isn’t new to me, there was some episode of Law & Order SVU that revolved around this kind of stuff all the way back in 2012.
I think I’ve largely given up trying to reason why people do the stuff that mostly normal people find unexplainable or just disgusting. I’ll look at the train wreck and laugh or shake my head and move on until I see the next one.

Skivvy Stacker

So, me fucking that parrot in Tiajuana in 1977 was a BAD thing?

Andy11M

It was the 70s, nobody likes to even acknowledge the 70s happened. I mean, have you seen what people wore back then?

SFC D

I admit nothing. That three piece suit with the giant collared shirt wasn’t mine. Nobody saw me, there are no pict…

Well, fuck. There are pictures.

Skivvy Stacker

I will never live down the tux I wore at my uncle’s wedding in 1974.

Anonymous

1975, baby! (Well, not actually me, but the spirit is the same.)
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Reddawg_03

Very very bad……

Andy11M

I’m surprised the hospitals were able to ban her.
Think maybe she got off on having her eyes flushed?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

EYE see what you mean, I guess that she wasn’t an EYEnstein…

MustangCryppie

And there are plenty of people out there who think that the doctor amputating his legs is sick and crazy, but that cutting off your genitals is A-OK.

Sheesh!

Old tanker

I think in this case, had the doc had his genitals cut off, it might have cured his sexual deviancy.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Maybe the Doc didn’t want to be 11B Leg in the Army if called.

5JC

Tim Kaine is stupid and never read the Constitution of Iran. It isn’t anything like the US Constitution and places Allah at the head of all government functions. Since Allah only speaks through his chosen ones they do the speaking for him. That he can’t understand the difference is sad that he was able to work his way up to a position of power in the US. Thomas Jefferson weeps.

Skip ahead to Article 2 for details.

https://www.constituteproject.org/constitution/Iran_1989

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Dig that crazy Chick with the 63 Impala. Joined the Navy in Oct. 1963 at 17….

AW1 Rod

Wait…..what? There’s an Impala somewhere in that picture???

SFC D

Only wildlife I saw was Ms Thang.

Marine0331

Wait, wait, wait a damn minute here. So, you can cut your tits off or your twig and berries cause you think you can be the other sex, but some weirdo can’t cut his legs off?