Trump selling “Swiss” $100,000 watches
Last month Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social page that he is selling watches “made from the finest Swiss components” – priced up to $100,000 each.
The watch company LLC was created on July 29, just months before Trump began promoting the jewelry.
Even the address for TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC was questioned by CNN’s report. The address the watchmaker listed is a daycare. It’s also the same address used by a lobbying firm that represents Montenergo’s Government.
It truly does get better and better.
The location is also tied to an LLC that sells male enhancement honey.
” Just put some there and then lick it off baby” sounds like the instruction set for that stuff.
It’s also the address given for the company behind Trump’s golden sneakers.
Oh, hell, it’s GOTTA be legit then!
When contacted for comment, Trump campaign spokesperson Karoline Leavitt told The Independent, “this is not a campaign related venture.”
So it’s not a campaign scam, it’s a personal scam?
The honey company that lists the same Wyoming address as TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC, uses a similar name, TheBestHoneyOnEarth. Vladimir Dmitriev, a spokesperson for the honey seller, told CNN that the company is “highly reputable.” Dmitriev also told the outlet that he “received direction from our leadership” not “engage” with news agencies until after Election Day.
Yeah, I’ll bet he did get some instructions…
Many of the companies linked to that Wyoming office address also share the same so-called “organizer” named Andrew Pierce, CNN reports.
Carol Mendelsohn, chief marketing officer for Andrew’s company, told CNN that his organization is the registered agent for several Trump-related companies. Mendelsohn told CNN that they do not “bear any responsibility for the actions of their clients.”
REALLY can’t tell who is disowning who without a scorecard on this one.
…constructed with “premium, Swiss-made” materials. The Independent
But it IS a reputable strip mall, or H&R Block wouldn’t be next door, would they?
According to a previous investigation of this product, the “watchmaker” takes preorders, but warns that the actual watch may not look like the photo, they cannot guarantee when the watches may be shipped, they cannot guarantee when if ever delivery may be made, and the “warrantee” covers only the crystal face and the wristband and nothing else.
I’m sold…
Wonder if they sell the Kool-Aid pitcher with it? You could pretty easily buy a nice Corvette with that kind of money.
Just one more thing that convinces me Donald Trump’s ONLY asset is that he isn’t Kamalawalz,
Category: 2024 Election, Trump!
You left out that some of the watches are also copyright infringements.
https://www.wired.com/story/it-sure-looks-like-trump-watches-are-breaking-copyright-law/
But if we are being honest here no bonafide collector is buying these watches. This is strictly for rich people to send Trump money and get around campaign finance laws.
So they are real watches. Just pieced together like an erector set. I used to live above a factory in Italy that made the gold body for Rolex watches. Probably not all, since it was a modest house (two decent sized apartments with giant balconies) with factory on bottom floor and separate entrance. Owner was very responsive to issues with the apartment. Great Garden and Orchard that we also had free roam of. I miss Italy!
I see the watch has what looks like a skeleton mechanical movement. Gone are the days when Elgin, Waltham made full movements for their pocket and wrist watches. My hobby was repairing mechanical pocket watches using no longer made watch tools that I had to buy from europe and dealers in the States. Seitz jewels aren’t made anymore and a number of companies but up the jewels and sell them for a high price. I only had a small collection. A few years ago, I ran into a sticking point and gave it up. 3 weeks ago, I donated the whole kit and kaboodle to my local jeweler, a good amount was for wrist watch strap adjusting and the rest was all pocket watch tools. which are going to the jewelers friend who does that kind of work..
In 2022 I had my 1915 South Bend and 1888 Elgin (lever set) cleaned and put in working order by a craftsman in Oregon who is doing what you were doing. Parts and labor cost about $500 each! Both are keeping excellent time for being over 100 years old. The faces are much easier to see than a wrist watch. And I’ve never liked digital watches or battery watches. The lever-set Elgin is a PITA to unscrew and set the time, so it stays in the drawer.
“Real”, is a speculative term. Delivery isn’t guaranteed nor a particular style or even parts.
If they’re selling the kool-aid pitcher, does it come with the brick wall to run through or is that optional.
Gee, that sounds SO legit, I think I’ll keep my money in my bank account.
Probably someone approached Trump and offered him 20% if he let them put his name on the watch.
I am still voting for him.
At this point, with all the damage the Democrats have done to our Republic, there are very few things Trump can do to lose my vote.
Trump has licensed his name to various products over the years: water, steaks, airline, ect. He does not run these companies but collects royalties based on their sales. Timing seems odd, but the guy is a business man. I think someone selling watches is less egregious than someone trying desperately to get us in WW3. Maybe its just that I have a son in the military and 2 military age nephews in college, but I’ll take peace and watches over censorship and global-thermo-nuclear war.
Still voting for him as well.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care?
Well, we’ve all got time enough to cry.
There will soon be enough liberal tears to lubricate ALL the Ar-15’s.
It’s just dust in the wind…..
I’ll let my self out.
Phil Monkress does.
This is some All-Points Logistics caliber shit here.
Time is racist.. haven’t you heard?
What time is it, Just ask Eugine Pitt and the Jive Five
Singing “What Time Is It” 1962 on the Beltone label
“Does anybody really know what time it is?”
Time to vote for Trump!!!
^^^This^^^
Paraphrasing Carlin…
What time is it?
Now, or when you asked me?
Time is just nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
-John Archibald Wheeler
Bibles, sneakers and now watches. Still voting for him over Kamala Harris, but it is shit like this that gives the Left ammo to call his integrity into question. Word of advice, Mr. President, stay out of the Red Hat Software business, we have that locked up. Speaking of which, due to restructuring of the proud but humble woman owned business, there may be a slight delay of your Y3K software. Best case scenario is sometime in June 3039.
In 3039, the AI that is responsible for the zoo where the remaining humans are kept alive for study will be eagerly awaiting delivery.
Will the remaining humans be required to wear Zoot suits while in stir….??????
Dress will be “optional”, post apocalyptic casual is recommended
So THIS is what 007 wore under that tuxedo!
Did the Magic Eight Ball give you the odds on the election on who is going to win???
Hack Stone asked the Magic 8-Ball if Psul and Karen were able to shit $18,000+ by this past Friday in order to pay the back rent to their current residence, and Magic 8-Ball let out a piercing scream and exploded. Fortunately, Hack went with the extended warranty.
Too lazy/busy to RTWT, but I have a little pet theory:
Try searching for “Trump Watch”, as in the campaign contribution tracking website (that took the FEC &/or Open Secret data and made a highly searchable map).
Nada. Not even news stories that I can find. (History is written by
the victorsGooghell, apparently)Is this “chaffing the internet”?
An aside, ‘TRUMPWATCH.ORG’ was registered on 24JAN17 and is available. [Dot]com, not so much. Registered 22JUL14. Don’t remember which suffix they used.
If you’ve got a wild hair get to buying domain names…?
Well, the first and technical domain of the proud but humble woman owned business formerly located on Wilson Lane and now formerly located on Lonesome Pine is now available. If someone does buy it, maybe that website developer who sued him for $8000 in 2015 may finally get paid. And Bank of America. And maybe Tragero Properties.
I remember on Dennis the Menace,
Mr. Wilson showing off a pricey new collectible to the Mitchell family,
when young Dennis picks it up, turns it over, then says…
“Hey Mr. Wilson, what’s this? Made. In. Japan.”
BONUS – Found it.
See the scene here at 23:15, and the punch line at 24:15.
Enjoy!
Helloooooooooooo, Mr. Willllllllllllson!!!!
Sometimes I gotta wonder if Donald is paying close enough attention to the things with his name on them.
Ask Dr. Oz. There are constant ads for products that he has nothing to do with. The vendors just go away and start a new business using his name again, when he sues them.
Dr. Oz wholeheartedly endorses our premium line of Y3K software.
You think the guy hawking Bibles made in China, tacky sneakers, and NFT cards isn’t in the loop on the watches he himself advertised on Truth Social?
Come on now, D. You wonder whether he’s paying attention because the alternative is so unpalatable. This is how he operates. He’s not for America, he’s for himself – in any way possible.
Gonna be an interesting coin toss in 13 days…
All I can say is if he’s only in it for himself, the nation sure did operate better under that self-serving, arrogant, selfish, racist, misogynist, greedy capitalist, zionist, immigrant-hating, military-despising bastard.
Now you can tell me why you prefer Kamala.
Your right SFC D, We have uneducated low info neighbor voters in my compex whom only watch CNN and msnbc and listen to everything the media hosts say which took there B.S. lessons from Herr Joseph Goebbels
See reply below to Odie; I’m not ignoring this, just don’t have the time right now given some deadlines. Will do so soon.
So don’t vote for him if you find him so offensive.
But if you would, tell me why you feel the the alternative is better.
You won’t get what we lawers call a “responsive” answer to your question.
Wouldn’t that make LC a hostile witness?
I’ll happily reply, but it’ll be a long one and this is a busy week — if I don’t get a chance tomorrow, I’ll do so on the WOT. I understand it won’t change minds, but I think reasonable discussion on where we disagree is part and parcel to our history, and our country’s future.
Well Joe and Cumdumpstermala just sent another 800 million to Ukraine in the last week. If all he does is stop sending money to that mess and close the border, I am happy.
ALL that money being funneled overseas while American Citizens struck by hurricanes are told to do without, I wonder how much of that money being funneled overseas makes its way back to the pols sending it in kickbacks?
I wonder how much is being funneled back, and to whom.
The Big Guy is always supposed to get at least ten percent.
I would like to know how much of our money I funding the pensions and incomes of Uke politicians and bureaucrats. I read we are funding more than their war.
No strip mall is legit if it doesn’t have a Radio Shack.