Another useless research program
The UK Telegraph trumpets the headline “All men watch pr0n, scientists find”.
Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pr0nography with regular users.
But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not been seen it.
That’s why Al Gore invented the internet, folks. The article goes on to describe pr0n-watching habits;
Single men watched pr0nography for an average of 40 minutes, three times a week, while those in relationships watched it 1.7 times a week for around 20 minutes.
Lightweights. You know those guys that claimed to be watching it 1.7 times per week are lying. What’s a .7 viewing?
Category: It's science!
The .7 viewing is called pron-ous interruptus, caused by the other half in the relationship walking into the room when TSO is watching Belladonna’s o-ring.
1.7 means 1 eye open and the other slightly closed with your head rolled back because of……er, well…..Come to think of it, I know nothing about it or this Belladonna person….
0.7–bewbs only.
hehe!
They didn’t call me. Single and do not need porn to make it rise, or as a sub for a real woman. There are some real sicko’s in the world and those who did the survey should be premanesnt residents of the rubber room motel.
I thought that the .7 viewing was for the guys who spooge too early.
Was this survey done in the UK? Well that explains the short duration then. 40 minutes, BAH!
I think that the .7 is the time spent fast forwarding to the good parts. I don’t need to know why the midget and clown are there.
I wonder how many of those surveyed were watching “2 Girls, 1 Cup”…