Biden handles the important stuff.
Seems Mr. Veracity , Joe Biden, recently claimed he has driven at what most folks would call high speeds on the Secret Service’s own test track?
“I got a Porsche up to 171 mph,” Biden says while explaining how launch control works to O’Brien. Biden didn’t specify which Porsche model he was driving, but we’d bet it’s likely a 911. Of course, plenty of other Porsches are capable of 171 mph, so we don’t really know, but if any White House correspondents are reading, we wouldn’t mind if you asked Biden next time you see him.
In addition to Biden enjoying a Porsche at high speed, he said that he’s done the same with his 1967 Chevrolet Corvette, reaching 132 mph on the Secret Service airstrip test track. Biden even said that Jay Leno offered to buy his Corvette from him at one point for $144,000, but that he had to turn him down.
The old Corvette was a wedding gift from Biden’s father, who ran a Chevy dealership. The green convertible carries a 327 V8 making 350 horsepower and a four-speed manual gearbox. Autoblog
My first thought was that ol’ Joe was maybe exaggerating a tad – after all, the stock 327 is listed at only 300hp (L79 engine) and that would normally be a 120mp car and some skepticism is allowed. However, he has had an engine replacement and his stock 300hp ‘vette now sports 350-360 hp depending on the source, which will help even if the gears remain the stock 1:1 in fourth. The 171 in a Porsche? Easily attained…but I question whether the Secret Service would allow him to do that on their track. How would they explain THAT if anything went wrong?
Joe also hit the news for this:
President Joe Biden announced Friday he’s issuing a federal pardon to every American who has used marijuana in the past, including those who were never arrested or prosecuted.
The sweeping pardon applies to all U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents in possession of marijuana for their personal use and those convicted of similar federal crimes. It also forgives pot users in the District of Columbia. It does not apply to individuals who have been jailed for selling the drug, which is illegal under federal law, or other marijuana offenses such as driving under the influence of an illegal substance. USA Today
The article goes on to say the pardon does not apply to folks who violated state law, and that people will need to apply for a certification of the pardon.
This move was hailed by the Congressional Black Caucus, who say that drug laws disparately affect minorities. (One wonders whether the high conviction and imprisonment rates are influenced by who commits more crimes. Think the whole problem is larger than just skin color.)
Glad to see all our woes are solved, the border is secure, Islamist and Chinese extremists are banned from our country, and Joe has time to do the important stuff.
Category: Biden, Crime, Democrats, Government Incompetence
Next up for President Biden is a full pardon and and back pay for any US Naval Reserve Public Affairs Officer separated for illegal cocaine use.
The Choom gang smiles at the Aloha Snackbar.
When you apply for the Pardon Certificate do you get a Government Bong?
What else comes in the swag bag?
BOGO coupon for bottom surgery at your local Military Medical Center.
Practice makes… um, less unperfect abominations.
Only the kind you can smoke gubmint cheese in…
Well, Hunter was desperate smoking parmesan that one time.
Well, that sets my mind at ease. I’ve received special dispensation from St Joseph of Biden. Now I don’t feel guilty anymore for the toking up I did in my youthful past. I can die conscience free, and be assured of a place in Heaven.
Kewl! Where do I apply for that Gooberment marijuana pardon?
Never been caught, never been arrested, never been tried, never been sentenced, so I ain’t admitting to nuttin. But it wouldn’t hurt to have that piece of paper, just in case, ya know……
If Slick Willie was experimenting, then I was doing full fledged research. And unlike Slick Willie…I did inhale. I would’ve also freely admitted to having relations with “that woman” (and Jennifer!). If questioned? Answer, “You have looked at Hil, right?”
Prezzy sniffy creepy has been a lying, grifting POS his entire life. None of this surprises me. “81 million votes”, RIIIGHT!
I always wondered what would’ve happened if Bill was truthful:
Investigator: Mr President, did you have sex with an intern?
Bill: Hoo-ee, that girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
😄
An accurate accounting would probably be 1 million for Biden and 80 million against Trump.
He’s just warming up the pardon pen for hunter and the rest of his family.
Joe should take up recreational flying, maybe an ultralight to go with his intellect and prowess.
So all the service members that got kicked out for lighting up or holding a couple of gram for themselves are now pardoned? How about that…. It’s a Christmas miracle.
Even the Signalman 2nd Class who bought and smoked a dime bag of oregano mentioned in A Few Good Men? (He thought it was, and got punished for, pot.)
Take your chevy dealership corvette to the levee and drive in.
Owned a Chevy dealership? I thought his old man was a poor working stiff.
Yeah? Didn’t Joe’s dad work 9 days a week, 27 hours a day, 54 weeks a year, just to send Joe to college where he could graduate at “the top of his class” in several colleges?
My motorcycles would look hard at a buck-eighty right out of the dealership. It’s fun to blast down an abandoned runway a couple times, but after that I’d change the gears to a more real-world speed regime. No way USSS would allow Sleepy Joe on a racetrack except perhaps as a passenger.
Well you opened the door for this response, there are much less kind gifs out there though 😎
“Opened the door”? He kicked that sumbitch offen the hinges!
There are good street riders and good track riders. A great rider knows the difference.
I wadded up a sportster thinking I was a good street rider (1982). Built it out of wrecks, nothing on it that it didn’t need. Cruising up a Utah canyon, guy blows by on an RD400. Took me 4 miles to reel him in, rolled into a corner into… wet leaves.
Heh. Thus the idea of a motorcycle post is born. Please stand by.
Back in the day, Orange show fairgrounds, speedway motorcycle racing Wednesday night. Friday nights in Costa Mesa.Fun times. Speedway bikes were fun to watch and the riders may have been a little crazy.
I remember the Orange Show track. I was a wee Ute in Riverside in the 60’s, went with my sisters and their boyfriends.
When crotch rockets first came out about 81, 82, a few friends of mine walked into a local San Bernardino kawasaki dealer and bought 4 gpz1100s. The salesman smiled big that day.
1 was stationed at Edward’s afb, and there are miles of scarcely traveled 2 lanes. Except for 1 day when one was traveling at or near max speed and popped over a rise in the road to discover his path blocked by someone doing a u turn. End of new bike. He lived, but the air force was none too pleased. He was a giant bruise from his chest to his knees.
I noticed when Joe drove that Ford Lightning PU, there was another steering wheel in front of the front passenger seat with a Ford employee in the seat. I suspect Ford wasn’t letting the semi-senile one actually operate the truck, since it was a prototype.
Anyone want to race? 🙂
Nice!
Challenge accepted!
Ducati life.
Isn’t for those with small bank accounts
New/used is not bad. National Powersports N.H.
Tires get expensive.
“I got a Porsche up to 171 mph”
Not 170 but 171.
I would tend to believe 17.1 mph
If the congressional black caucus would hold its constituency accountable rather than always accusing everyone else of racism, it would do wonders for our society.
Jes’ sayin’…
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Oh for fuck’s sake. Jameson’s, take me away!
Jameson… large bag of pardon certificate… whichever works best. At least with the pardon certificate, you can still drive to taco hell and feed the crave.
Just remember…Jameson’s is a TERRIBLE wingman! Curse you, talking Jameson’s bottle!
“This move was hailed by the Congressional Black Caucus, who say that drug laws disparately affect minorities.” Why of course it was, since most of those they represent are high as a Georgia pine most of the time.
Wasn’t it Joe who championed the current drug laws that predominately affected the black communities?
And Kamala vigorously prosecuted them in California.
That must really be a hard pill to swallow for the Congressional black caucus knowing this but having to sing Joe’s and kamala praises.
I hope they choke on it. Kamala taught them to suppress their gag reflexes though.
Lol.
Fast cars…cool story bro. Like many others, I question the Secret Service’s willingness to allow a President, or anyone else under their protection, to drive at high speeds, test track or not. Anything that goes wrong: blown tire, brake fade, medical emergency at speed (unfortunately, not to be counted out with the current PINO), and the entire security detail is getting suspended, investigated, and possibly fired and/or brought up on charges.
As for the federal pardon, does this include Service members who were separated for marijuana usage? Tinfoil hat time: does this make such persons eligible (required) to fulfill the remainder of their contracts? Even if unqualified for weight, physical fitness, or other reasons, rules and regulations can be flexed to allow reentry. That former high-speed Ranger who pissed hot and is now 300 pounds? He’s a number, can sit behind a desk, and a little “motivation” might make him drop some weight. Let’s keep it within current AR 600-9 guidelines: 6-8 pounds a month from reentry, give it a solid 6 months, and if a newly reenlisted former marijuana chapter fails to maintain that weight loss (disregard table weight), administrative separation part deux. In the interim, the military has its numbers up, and the senior leaders and legal minds can cook up a way to permit Joe Blow to smoke the wacky weed before, during, and after service.
Agreed. This is just another lie in Bidens string of lies.
FJB