The long, cold night is over
Jesse MacBeth’s book is finally out and here he is to hawk it;
He claims it explains why he did what he did – but don’t get your hopes up. This is from his publisher’s bio;
He was born in tucson arizona in 1984. I grew up in group homes. I was an orpan. A child that never knew his father, and unwanted by his mother. I married the love of my life in april of 2008. I just have to thank allah for making everything possiable for me. for getting me through my rough start and blessing me with everything i ever dreamed.
Yeah, that’s the author’s bio just how it appears on the publisher’s website.
Mala’ik the Fallen is overpriced at $20 for a 112 page paperback and it’s not on Kindle, so I’ll pass for now. It might be interesting, since it looks like what MacBeth writes best – total fiction. Here’s an excerpt;
“It’s coming, my angel . . . the flames are coming”, Anya said fearfully as men stepped forward with torches. Their eyes sparkling in the torchlight, “be cleansed by the fires of heaven”, they said and lit the pyre. The flames sprung to life as if they were eager to consume us. I stared through the fiery haze and at the people cheering in the night. I knew it could only be a moment before the flames touched us. I could hear Anya’s heart beat in her chest, could feel her fear as the fire got…
His YouTube site says;
like i said befor 10 % of every book sold will be donated to a wounded soldiers program of your choice so leave comments on wich one u would like me to make the donation to. the more book u all buy the more i can donate so lets make it happen.
I’d rather give directly to a charity.
For those of you who don’t want to buy the book, TSO has thrown himself on the grenade for us and he’s already ordered it.
PS: Caroline – TSO tells me that your birthday gift book is still #2 on the list to be read.
Category: Iraq Veterans Against the War, Phony soldiers
aaahhaa haha, aaaahaha,OMFG,AAAAAHHHAHAHA, I just pissed myself, aaahahaha, Allah be praised (or Allah be pissed) hahahahahahahha…..(breath tanker) hahahahaha, oh shit, I can’t remember the last time I laughed that frigging hard…..you owe me a new keyboard and monitor…..there’s single malt scotch all over it, your lucky I don’t make you pay for the La Phroig too dammit……
your = you’re
Why isn’t this waste of dogshit not in jail?
Leave him alone . . . for now.
There HAS to be a standard of comparison between this Jesse MacBeth, his “book” and (fill in the blank with the higher-standard-of-literacy-of-your-choice).
I endured 23 seconds of it. Any more and I would have thrown a brick at the screen. What a slimy mass of dick drip. That damned coward is trying to buy off the vets with his “10% of my profit” claim. Looks like he smoked a fat one before “putting on his show/plea.
“Learned all I need to know about Islam on 9/11!”
I think I would enjoy burning shitters more than reading his book. TSO is either a manly man or a glutton for punishment.
I’m sorry, would this book be listed under Fiction?
Like his military career?
SSG Medzyk: He was in jail. Unfortunately, they released him.
TSO: Jesus. I knew you were a fucking masochist, but I never knew quite how much until now. Are you really going to read the whole thing? I mean really? Will you need alcohol? Should we be putting together donations of booze to make this bearable?
WOW!! I mean, really? Seriously? That Buddy fucker needs to get the hell outta here. Allah. What a waste of space and O2. Barf bucket, please.
Lmao@AS!! That’s some funny sh*t right there!
I’ll donate a bottle of the elixir of the Gods; Southern Comfort 100 proof and a Monte Alban Mezcal takillya chaser.
I need to know the name of his publisher. If I ever go bat-shit insane, it will comfort me to know that I can always talk to someone about getting my delusional ramblings published.
The publisher’s website is here; http://www.xlibris.com. You can also purchase the hardcover MacBeth book from the publisher if you’re worried that you might wear out a paperback reading it so often.
Yes! Now I begin my slow descent into lunacy.
“Salaam Aleykum”, Hey Jesse MacBeth, Porkchops-n-bacon back to ya!!!
I got through all of 15 seconds of his drivel. Any more and I would have confessed to hiding Jimmy Hoffa’s body, being the gunman on the grassy knoll, or volunteering to stick my crank in a light socket to make that video stop.
And they say waterboarding is torture. Lightweights.
OldTrooper: If we actually wanted to kill him, we could suggest the Jesse Macbeth drinking game: if he makes a spelling, grammatical, or sanity error, take a shot.
It’s been #2 for as long as I can remember, much like where I fall compared to his WoW.
Alright Sparky; you owe me a monitor and keyboard for that!!! What the hell? Is everyone already lit and didn’t tell me happy hour started?? You guys are too f-ing funny today.
AS: That sounds like a wonderful idea, only we would have to enlist Caroline’s help, after he passes out, so we can get some blackmail photos. Heh, heh, heh
I thought folks who went into the legal profession had pretty good IQ’s, but it is obvious that a certain amount of common sense gets parked at the door. I guess TSO got tired of reading all those legal books.