J.R. Majewski still riding the phony pony

| October 4, 2022

One American News (OAN) featured a video segment on JR Majewski and on the “retired Air Force NCO” who claims to have seen Majewski in Afghanistan. In the video segment, the reporter showed an email that OAN received from the Air Force. They highlighted a statement, from that email, saying that the Air Force had no visibility on where individuals were sent from the locations that they were assigned to.

A rough transcript of a part of the OAN video:

Ohio House hopeful JR Majewski was slammed by the Associated Press which claimed that he misrepresented his military service in support of operations in Afghanistan while the Republican leadership has all but abandoned Majewski, conceding the seat to Democratic incumbent Marcy Kaptur. The Trump endorsed Majewski is fighting back and clearing his name, producing a battle buddy from 20 years ago who served with him in Afghanistan.

Battle Buddy Audio: I saw him a handful of times, he came into Afghanistan and then he would pop back out. And then if there was another need, he would come back. Very few people were kicking in doors, it’s like [inaudible] I don’t know, I feel bad for JR. I consider him a combat veteran; I know he is.

Majeski said that he was thrilled that the retired Air Force NCO saw his name and face on social media, read the stories claiming he was never in Afghanistan, and reached out.

JR Majewski video: It’s unfortunate that we had to reconnect in these circumstances, but you know, I, I thank God that we did. Now, I would’ve liked to, you know, have met him, maybe ran into him somewhere, or send him a message on social media, but you know the fact that he came out to help me is, ah, fantastic.

One American News reviewed the retired Air Force NCO’s DD-214 and agreed to protect his identity given his concerns for the safety for himself and for his family. Calling himself “Jason”, Majewski’s battle buddy said, “Reporters were unfair to Majewski, considering that record-keeping was not a priority in those days, and trying to update incomplete military records is a nightmare.

Battle Buddy Audio: I mean he was a kid when he got out, he didn’t know any better that something, that if he did not update his records… like I was an NCO, so, I took care of my troops and I took care of myself, and it still didn’t get processed. That’s just not how it works. And then if you get out, good luck, [chuckles]. Early in the war there was really no, I don’t know, no, ah, accountability they just wanted, you know, their motto was, “do more with less”, and they just wanted to push people where they needed them to go. So, it is not, it’s, it’s a common practice especially for, [inaudible], when I was in, but this was common practice to actually forward deploy, teach you nothing [?], and there is no record of where you actually stepped foot.

The Associated Press in a September 22 article under the headline “Ohio GOP House Candidate has Misrepresented his Military Service” claimed the Air Force said that there’s no record of Majewski’s serving in Afghanistan nor was he awarded the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal. However, the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal was not established until 2003 after Majewski was honorably discharged.

One American News Network has the J.R. Majewski video segment here. Thanks to MarineDad61 for the link to the video, and for this screen capture with annotations.

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ChipNASA

consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!

ChipNASA

yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, has all the charm and charisma of a burning Orphanage, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, 

ChipNASA

, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, 

ChipNASA

deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), Was NOT a boots on the ground combat veteran in Afghanistan, there’s really few if any 2T2X1, Air Transportation, Aerial Port missions that are “Classified” and certainly not for a shitbag, DUI Prize willing at Karena AB, fuckboi, E-2 Airman like yourself, Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly,

ChipNASA

you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, 

ChipNASA

remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, 

ChipNASA

you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), ), ugly Nut Captain, supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has, looks like an insecure prick socket, must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen, taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, 

ChipNASA

shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite,

ChipNASA

fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, 

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ChipNASA

, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge , I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT: Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; 

ChipNASA

jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop;

ChipNASA

useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire, this guy has been a shitbag for years and the fucker *still* won’t flush, unfortunately, some turds just refuse to go down, what do you expect from someone who is mostly shit and hot air?
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
 
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ChipNASA

FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)

Here endeth the lesson.
 
Oh and one time <b> Blake Morgan</b> said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
 
So without further ado, here is a link to Ray Charles performing America the Beautiful, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the <b> The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ </b>
 (Updated to the Ray Charles version because I love the Man( and the old link died)

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ChipNASA

<b>Patton Quote added to the end …</b>
 
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
 
He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked,

“When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
 “ 

ChipNASA

Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.

Hack Stone

Hack knew that George Carlin was in the Air Force, so he nosied on over to IMDB to see if they listed his MOS or years he served. Found this interesting trivia:

During his stint in the Air Force, he was court martialed three times.

A little further down says that he was a Radar Technician in the Air Force.

ChipNASA

And in closing and I apologize for being tardy on this but I had reasons (mainly because I think this is long from being over with ole J.R. here, but I digress…)

 


BennSue

I wonder how ChipNASA really feels about this. He was being quite vague…..

MustangCPT

There it is! Glory Hallelujah!

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is just happy to see some of his previous insults added to the rotation.

Spaghetti and Dick MRE
Giving up his brown rose to his cell mate
Pulling targets on the hand grenade range.

Did you get the Drive In Matinee line from Hack. He used to say that a lot back in the 1990’s, but doesn’t recall if he ever posted it on TAH.

A few more for the next time:

Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes sent him a letter saying he never had a chance to win.

He was turned for a position at All Points Logistics because Phil Monkress has doubts about his integrity.

He is as useful as a fuel gauge on Daniel Bernath’s airplane.

He is so selfish, he turns the French Tickler inside out when he is plowing guys in the alley off of DuPont Circle.

ChipNASA

Hack, yep,
Those of you that contributed to know which lines are yours.

As always, any contributions to The As(s)teroid of Insults®™, are always welcome
I am just the conservator and this document belongs to us all.

The only caveat is a sometimes edit if it’s too similar to previous contributions so I try to make them all as unique as possible.

Also. ***Big Thank You*** to all of you, for this.

Yes, your second group of 4 will be added and you’ll see them next time.

😂😘🖕🫡

Hack Stone

Forgot to add this one:

His charity work consists of going down to the soup kitchen and checking the homeless guys for hernias.

ChipNASA

Added.
Lovely!  😃 

MarineDad61

Ride the Pony.
Cheap Trick.
1994.
LP/CD – Woke Up With a Monster

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MarineDad61

Lies.
The Knickerbockers.
1966.
1 hit wonders from Bergenfield, NJ.
TV show appearance, with hot show dancers.

Lies covered in 1982 by Linda Ronstadt.

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MarineDad61

J.R Majewski now posts about LIES.

Great new comment at the bottom.

https://www.facebook.com/jrmajewski4congress

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MarineDad61

Shortly AFTER this VG article ran….
J.R. Majewski went on “The Stew Peters Show”,
and continued riding his phony pony.
(Google Stew Peters).

Stew flashed Phony Defender National File,
pushed Imminent Danger Pay “proof” of “Afghanistan”,
and then pushed the anonymous vouch.

J.R. did not add on, but he did not correct any of it, either.

Worse,
together they went down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories,
where everyone else but J.R. is at fault.

https://rumble.com/v1mnc0e-msm-tries-to-hijack-america-first-campaign-dems-make-pathetic-hit-piece-to-.html

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MarineDad61

Oh oh.
Is J.R Majewski a “father”, or NOT a father?
Is J.R.Majewski playing the Herschel Walker
smoke and mirrors game (of lies)?

The FU of Google shows J.R. as a “husband and father”.
I can not find this on J.R’s page today.
Removed not long ago?

Sucks to get called out by the FU of Google itself,
which suffers from some short term memory retention.

https://www.google.com/search?q=J.R.+Majewski

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MarineDad61

Here we go again.
Now,
J.R. Majewski blames his “website guy”.

[Mr. Majewski said Saturday that he believes opponents are “nitpicking” details about his academics and military service.

“My website guy, who doesn’t have a degree,
wrote Magna Cum Laude for my master’s degree,”
Mr. Majewski explained. 
“Just like he put the Air Force logo on my website,
just like he put the Project Management Professional logo on my website. 
He’s just a regular guy from Port Clinton that didn’t know any better,
and he was trying to make it look as good as possible.”]

https://www.toledoblade.com/local/politics/2022/10/08/frank-larose-campaign-ohio-secretary-of-state/stories/20221008112

MarineDad61

The Regular Guy look.

From the Rodney Dangerfield movie Easy Money.

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Roger Borroel

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! We need to know this so-called former NCO to verify his statements. This could be just another trump political trick. Who in the heck would believe this “classified” unknown NCO, if he is even one!