J.R. Majewski still riding the phony pony

| October 4, 2022

One American News (OAN) featured a video segment on JR Majewski and on the “retired Air Force NCO” who claims to have seen Majewski in Afghanistan. In the video segment, the reporter showed an email that OAN received from the Air Force. They highlighted a statement, from that email, saying that the Air Force had no visibility on where individuals were sent from the locations that they were assigned to.

A rough transcript of a part of the OAN video:

Ohio House hopeful JR Majewski was slammed by the Associated Press which claimed that he misrepresented his military service in support of operations in Afghanistan while the Republican leadership has all but abandoned Majewski, conceding the seat to Democratic incumbent Marcy Kaptur. The Trump endorsed Majewski is fighting back and clearing his name, producing a battle buddy from 20 years ago who served with him in Afghanistan.

Battle Buddy Audio: I saw him a handful of times, he came into Afghanistan and then he would pop back out. And then if there was another need, he would come back. Very few people were kicking in doors, it’s like [inaudible] I don’t know, I feel bad for JR. I consider him a combat veteran; I know he is.

Majeski said that he was thrilled that the retired Air Force NCO saw his name and face on social media, read the stories claiming he was never in Afghanistan, and reached out.

JR Majewski video: It’s unfortunate that we had to reconnect in these circumstances, but you know, I, I thank God that we did. Now, I would’ve liked to, you know, have met him, maybe ran into him somewhere, or send him a message on social media, but you know the fact that he came out to help me is, ah, fantastic.

One American News reviewed the retired Air Force NCO’s DD-214 and agreed to protect his identity given his concerns for the safety for himself and for his family. Calling himself “Jason”, Majewski’s battle buddy said, “Reporters were unfair to Majewski, considering that record-keeping was not a priority in those days, and trying to update incomplete military records is a nightmare.

Battle Buddy Audio: I mean he was a kid when he got out, he didn’t know any better that something, that if he did not update his records… like I was an NCO, so, I took care of my troops and I took care of myself, and it still didn’t get processed. That’s just not how it works. And then if you get out, good luck, [chuckles]. Early in the war there was really no, I don’t know, no, ah, accountability they just wanted, you know, their motto was, “do more with less”, and they just wanted to push people where they needed them to go. So, it is not, it’s, it’s a common practice especially for, [inaudible], when I was in, but this was common practice to actually forward deploy, teach you nothing [?], and there is no record of where you actually stepped foot.

The Associated Press in a September 22 article under the headline “Ohio GOP House Candidate has Misrepresented his Military Service” claimed the Air Force said that there’s no record of Majewski’s serving in Afghanistan nor was he awarded the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal. However, the Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal was not established until 2003 after Majewski was honorably discharged.

One American News Network has the J.R. Majewski video segment here. Thanks to MarineDad61 for the link to the video, and for this screen capture with annotations.

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Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)

Here endeth the lesson.
Oh and one time <b> Blake Morgan</b> said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
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<b>Patton Quote added to the end …</b>
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked,

“When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”


Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.

Hack Stone

Hack knew that George Carlin was in the Air Force, so he nosied on over to IMDB to see if they listed his MOS or years he served. Found this interesting trivia:

During his stint in the Air Force, he was court martialed three times.

A little further down says that he was a Radar Technician in the Air Force.


And in closing and I apologize for being tardy on this but I had reasons (mainly because I think this is long from being over with ole J.R. here, but I digress…)



I wonder how ChipNASA really feels about this. He was being quite vague…..


There it is! Glory Hallelujah!

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is just happy to see some of his previous insults added to the rotation.

Spaghetti and Dick MRE
Giving up his brown rose to his cell mate
Pulling targets on the hand grenade range.

Did you get the Drive In Matinee line from Hack. He used to say that a lot back in the 1990’s, but doesn’t recall if he ever posted it on TAH.

A few more for the next time:

Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes sent him a letter saying he never had a chance to win.

He was turned for a position at All Points Logistics because Phil Monkress has doubts about his integrity.

He is as useful as a fuel gauge on Daniel Bernath’s airplane.

He is so selfish, he turns the French Tickler inside out when he is plowing guys in the alley off of DuPont Circle.


Hack, yep,
Those of you that contributed to know which lines are yours.

As always, any contributions to The As(s)teroid of Insults®™, are always welcome
I am just the conservator and this document belongs to us all.

The only caveat is a sometimes edit if it’s too similar to previous contributions so I try to make them all as unique as possible.

Also. ***Big Thank You*** to all of you, for this.

Yes, your second group of 4 will be added and you’ll see them next time.


Hack Stone

Forgot to add this one:

His charity work consists of going down to the soup kitchen and checking the homeless guys for hernias.


Lovely!  😃 


Ride the Pony.
Cheap Trick.
LP/CD – Woke Up With a Monster

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The Knickerbockers.
1 hit wonders from Bergenfield, NJ.
TV show appearance, with hot show dancers.

Lies covered in 1982 by Linda Ronstadt.

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J.R Majewski now posts about LIES.

Great new comment at the bottom.


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Shortly AFTER this VG article ran….
J.R. Majewski went on “The Stew Peters Show”,
and continued riding his phony pony.
(Google Stew Peters).

Stew flashed Phony Defender National File,
pushed Imminent Danger Pay “proof” of “Afghanistan”,
and then pushed the anonymous vouch.

J.R. did not add on, but he did not correct any of it, either.

together they went down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories,
where everyone else but J.R. is at fault.


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Oh oh.
Is J.R Majewski a “father”, or NOT a father?
Is J.R.Majewski playing the Herschel Walker
smoke and mirrors game (of lies)?

The FU of Google shows J.R. as a “husband and father”.
I can not find this on J.R’s page today.
Removed not long ago?

Sucks to get called out by the FU of Google itself,
which suffers from some short term memory retention.


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Here we go again.
J.R. Majewski blames his “website guy”.

[Mr. Majewski said Saturday that he believes opponents are “nitpicking” details about his academics and military service.

“My website guy, who doesn’t have a degree,
wrote Magna Cum Laude for my master’s degree,”
Mr. Majewski explained. 
“Just like he put the Air Force logo on my website,
just like he put the Project Management Professional logo on my website. 
He’s just a regular guy from Port Clinton that didn’t know any better,
and he was trying to make it look as good as possible.”]



The Regular Guy look.

From the Rodney Dangerfield movie Easy Money.

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Roger Borroel

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! We need to know this so-called former NCO to verify his statements. This could be just another trump political trick. Who in the heck would believe this “classified” unknown NCO, if he is even one!