Boomer’s Sunday
It’s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer’s Sunday, where I cull through his weekly offering of ‘toons, and pick the best. The preponderance of toons is provided by him and AW1 Scott, with many others also contributing.
Disclaimer: These toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform. While I cull what I can, they are not specifically fact-checked, so expect a certain amount of artistic license.
Mediocrates was a GS-15
Category: Guest Post, Humor, Satire
That Jussie attacking himself, where’s the sandwich, the noose, jug of bleach and his Nigerian accomplices?
I didn’t mean to double post like that, I hope one of them gets removed by a moderator.
Reveille Reveille all hands heave out and trice up. Smoking lamp is lit in all spaces… 🙂
Sweepers sweepers man your brooms, sweep down all lower decks ladders and passageways take all trash to the *fantail (*at sea).
Quartermaster reports Chronometers wound and compared to OOD.
As usual, all good stuff. The snowman and the cheese grater almost made me laugh loud enough to wake the Mrs up.
I don’t know how to screenshot and post my very own contribution, but I put this on my Fakebook page:
“If you ever needed a sign that we are really living in the Twilight Zone, consider this.
“Taped on the door of a bank is a sign … ‘Masks Recommended.’
“That used to be a felony, you know.”
The real battle will come when those of us that just want to be left alone Rise Up, Rebel, Resist, Raise Hell, and start Really Misbehaving.
Gonna need more than 2 weeks to flatten that curve…
I’m gonna take those windfall gains from socialism of zero dollhairs & zero sense and invest them in framing tyranny for pudding Billy Bob Clintoon’s name on that flight manifest for Lowleeta Express.
That should learn them fools. Buck with the Citizen you get the not-a-woodchipper.
(But for’real, woodchipper)
Excellent.
Oh ship me over send me to sea
I’ll ship again if you will guarantee
Send me on Westpac at least once a year
Keep from the ones I really love so dear
Oh ship me over send me once again
If you believe these words I say
then you’re full of shit
The Navy sucks a dick
This one is very nice.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/254917863244
NIce to see that San Francisco is helping the cannabis dispensaries by suspending the sales tax so they can compete with drug dealers. Will they be suspending the astronomical taxes on cigarettes so that convenience stores can compete with the terrorist groups who raise funds by selling untaxed cigarettes?
Now wait a second…. the argument was that if we legalized the Devil’s Lettuce and taxed it then we could pay off the National Debt in 420 days. This could seriously delay that.