No, Really, It Was Space Aliens….

| April 1, 2021

Well, it was TOO secret codes!!! It absolutely was!!! It was from space aliens!!! Don’t they know that? It absolutely was secret codes!

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/04/01/cryptic-strategic-command-tweet-was-no-code-it-was-toddler-gibberish.html

From the article:  A tweet issued on the official page of the U.S. military command in charge of the nation’s nuclear arsenal early had many on social media confused.

What did the Sunday evening tweet, which read “;l;;gmlxzssaw,” mean? Had the account of the U.S. Strategic Command, which has its headquarters at Offutt Air Force Base south of Omaha, been hacked?

Within 10 minutes, the tweet drew at least 12,400 “likes,” 9,000 retweets and lots of snark and speculation, the Omaha World-Herald reported. A half-hour later, a follow-up tweet apologized for the confusion and advised followers to disregard the nonsensical tweet. Then the mystery tweet disappeared.

“Should we be ducking and covering now?” one person responded. – article

Well, okay, it was a space alien disguised as a toddler, who was off in a corner taking a nap with the house pooch. They sneak up on you, y’know.

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ChipNASA

It’s Trump Q Code, A COVFEFE follow up.
Trust me on this.

KoB

Welp, I don’t know about y’all, but I’m just about ready for Scotty to beam me up. Not so much to the Enterprise Duty Station (wonder if they need any Gun Bunny that have a Secondary MOS of Star Ship Door Gunners?), but maybe to serve under Jadzia Dax on the DS 9 Shorely wouldn’t mind doing a little probing on her.

I’ll go back to my corner now. What’s for lunch?

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

I can take Uhuru’s place as Communications.

26Limabeans

I’ve seen that sequence of symbols before somewhere.

Sapper3307

aOc’s mothership is returning for its bartender?

Skyjumper

Naww Sapper, their just going to beam her up to use as a prototype for an alien “love me doll”.

Intergalactic travel can be long and hard on a space traveler, you know.

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Skyjumper

“they’re” not “their”…damn shop sawdust.

ArmyATC

It was actually Mr. Mxyzptlk’s cousin playing a prank.

Green Thumb

SECDEF Austin pocket dialed his phone.

5JC

He tried to type “Surge” and they got him. I am sure they have him on lock down now.

OWB

So. How many toddlers have access to official military codes? Hmmmm?