Biden is the smartest guy in the Democrat Party; proof
Yesterday, I wrote a short screed about Joe Biden being a boastful braggart, like he usually is and telling the people at his table at the Gridiron Dinner how Dick Cheney’s “undisclosed location” was in a bunker beneath the VP’s living quarters at the US Naval Observatory in Northwest DC. Of course, the Left immediately discovered my post, especially since I disparaged the whole party by claiming that they’re dumber than Joe Biden. I can’t blame them, I’d be upset at that discovery, too, if I were a Democrat.
So immediately, the first nutroot to weigh in was my old buddy TBogg at Firedog Lake who admits that we have an actual braintrust here at This Ain’t Hell, a fact that must really grate on TBogg. But not understanding the difference between speculation and confirmation, TBogg posts a Washington Post article from seven years ago in which author Nakamura guesses that there’s some construction going on under the Naval Observatory. Good catch, TBogg, but I don’t believe anyone actually knew what was going on there until Biden admitted it. Kind of like we didn’t know there weren’t WMDs in Iraq at the time of the invasion until we got there and looked around. See how that works?
And then I got a link from the Village Voice. Somehow, my post was lumped in with WHOLE bunch of reaction from the Right on the President’s speech at Notre Dame yesterday as proof that we (The Right) make mountains of molehills. Kinda like the mountain that the Left made a mountain of out of the waterboarding issue.
But, I don’t think comparing my post to the anti-abortion issue is quite fair, since I’m just talking about how stupid Democrats are for selecting Joe Biden while the abortion issue is about saving millions of innocent lives. But, since Joe Biden is the smartest Democrat, I wouldn’t expect the nutroots to understand without getting Biden’s opinion first.
If my post about Biden didn’t ring true to the nutroots, they would have ignored it, like usual.
Category: Antiwar crowd, Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Bloggers, Liberals suck, Usual Suspects
Since ‘nobody messes with Joe’, he doesn’t need a bunker anyway. In fact, I think during my next vacation to Iraq that I will bring a marker to start crossing out ‘Chuck Norris’ in every porta-crapper and replace it with ‘Joe Biden’.
Joe Biden uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Joe Biden is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Joe Biden is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes, we only attack the truth, but let it slide when you’re being stupid or lying.
That makes perfect sense.
Jonn wrote: No, lightweight. You only attack things you want everyone to believe is “stupid or lying”.
In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, “What a moroon.”
Now that it’s a “secret to everyone” (name that game!), I hope some Islamakazi DOES try to take out the VP house & not-so-secret bunker. Won’t be difficult. Just need to use a large enough charge. Or maybe a plane . . . .
Remember Jonn, “Don’t Feed the Troll”. It must be terribly crowded under that bridge over at FiredogLake.