Heartwarming Pet Story From Poetrooper

| October 7, 2020


Who’s a good boy!

Probably more apropos for Boomer’s Sunday, but Poe loves to push my buttons, just to see what he can get away with. So here’s the story of a proper English dog walker when things go horribly wrong.

Poe sends, of course.

Dog Finds Sex Toy at Park, Causes a 15 Minute Embarrassing Chase

Rob Fox

A dog walker in England had an embarrassing chase on her hands after Charlie, the labrador she was walking, found a sex toy on their walk and started running around playing with it.

The male dog found a massive silicone dildo on the ground and immediately turned it into a chew toy. Despite dog walker Klara Robson’s pleas with Charlie to please stop running around public with a giant adult toy, the dog gleefully hopped around the park with the masturbation tool in his mouth.

Robson actually didn’t even realize Charlie had a dildo in his mouth at first. She sent a picture to Charlie’s owner to show how much fun he was having. Then, finally, she realized her mistake and the chase was on.

The rest of the article, with suggestions and a NWS pic, can be found here: Rare Animals

Thanks, Poe.

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Wilted Willy

Oh what a good boy!!!
I wouldn’t be letting him lick me in the mouth for a long while!!!
Did she finally get it away from him???

KoB

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “that dog sure is acting queerly”, don’t it? Or maybe, “Bad to the Bone!”

Hell, I got to go! See y’all later this afternoon/evening! Behave!!!

Ex-PH2

Behave???? Why???????

Wireman611

Too bad there’s no video of the chase with the Benny Hill music, I’d have paid money to see it.

Claw

Speaking of “Good Boy” dogs, my Scooby (combo of Bassett Hound, Aussie Sheep Dog, and a little bastard Yellow Lab thrown in for shits and grins) turns 15 a week from today.

This morning’s walk around the neighborhood produced a scorecard high five cat sightings./s

ninja

Happy Early Birthday, Scooby!!

🍗🍖🎂🎈🎉

AW1 Rod

Now THAT is just too damn funny!

ChipNASA

I posted this with “Bad Doggo”…change a few letters and you’ve got the entire story.
LMFAO!!

Poetrooper

A new breed–the English Dildog

11B-Mailclerk

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get ….

Hey! Come back with that!

Ex-PH2

Is he trying to send us a message, or something?

timactual

Nothing more heart-warming than a nice doggie story.

that’s how you use it doggy style.

Ex Coelis

Fido at the wanker again..? Fook’n ‘ell…

Green Thumb

Phildo lost a toy.

A Proud Infidel®™

Doggy find wrong bone!

HMCS(FMF) ret

A dildo retriever…. wonder if the AKC will recognize the breed?

11B-Mailclerk

…walkies…