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Knucklehead retarded man stops re-election bid
Breaking news that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D), a retired sergeant major master sergeant from the Natty Guard, has dropped his re-election bid among the massive Somali welfare fraud scandals. This will give Tim more time to spend with his friends, the school shooters. While I am supremely happy to see Walz fail yet again, […]
Iran Warns Trump, Says Protests “Mostly Peaceful”
I told them they were mostly peaceful Iran officials warn Trump of red line after his threat to ‘rescue’ protesters Foreign minister says Iranian military is on standby after US president said he would act if demonstrators were killed Donald Trump has threatened to intervene in Iran if its government kills demonstrators, prompting warnings from […]
9th Gets It Right, as does the 7th. Court News
You will rarely see the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals praised for getting a decision right. Popularly (but inaccurately) described as the most-reversed appeals court, the 9th is normally seen as a rubber-stamp for progressive West Coast idealogues more than as a neutral legal forum. Well, they finally hit one out of the park. […]
Trump: US ‘locked and loaded and ready to intervene’ if Iran starts killing protesters
President Donald Trump took to Truth Social and warned Iran to not kill peaceful protesters. Trump said that if Iran violently kills peaceful protesters, the US would come to their rescue. Trump also declared that we’re “locked and loaded and ready to go.” Ali Larijani, secretary for Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, warned that US […]
Stupid people of the week
Two teen girls accused of car-jacking and killing Uber Eats driver in D.C. ‘reach plea deal ensuring they’ll not be held past age of 21 or go to prison’ Stupid DA here Two girls, ages 13 and 15, who were charged with the murder and carjacking of a Pakistani immigrant killed last month while working […]



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