An explanation of sorts
A number of you have asked us why all of the Wickre discussions were closed to comments. It wasn’t anything that you guys did, it was Wickre. He’s the reason we can’t have nice things. He started using your screen names to post comments, well, here they are, rather than try to explain their content;
You’ll notice all of those comments, screen shot from my “Trash” folder, are from the same IP address, one that we’ve identified as one of the ones Psul uses along with a scad of others.
He started posting them a little after 11 o’clock the other night. I think he was doing it to set us up for a lawsuit because he couldn’t find any comments that y’all have made about in the manner he’d like. But, I didn’t want to stay up all night babysitting his punkass, because unlike Psul, I have job, for a few more months anyway. And then he sent me this email;
I have had it with you. You get your stupid blog off my name or everytingn you thought about will occur.
Lawsuits, damages, court hearings, Va I will haul down your site at IBM get seavey fired from his cush job and turn you over to the VA
—
Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development
F*cking idiot moron, what does the VA care about what I do? He takes his cues from Wittgenfeld who is going to sic his mental health professional on us. But Wickre didn’t darken our virtual doorstep yesterday. I guess he cried himself to sleep and was nursing the biggest hangover of his life all day yesterday.
Category: Shitbags
#397 can you come and clean my keyboard, since I just blew soda all over it.
Sepp ain’t Psul, no spelling mistakes and I darn guarantee that Psul knows how to spell Jonn’s name right.
@407
You might have a point, Heidi.
But, it might be that he just hasn’t been to the package store to pick up some bottom shelf hooch.
Oh, yeah, you know what? He won’t be able to access all that booze he’s been quaffing. Not only will he have a magnificent hangover that would probably do credit to a Roman orgy, he’ll also face the agony of drying out.
Karms is a REAL biyatch, isn’t she? Heeheehee…!
Paul K. Wickre, I surmise that your jab about someone having non-functioning legs is because you suffer from a non-fuctioning penis. Hence the need for you to bluster and rant at people over the internet. You think that by “fucking” us you will be able to “be a man” again. Your keyboard is your phallic symbol. Unfortunately, you use it about as well as you do your dick. Erectile dysfunction is probably one of those conditions that came with being one of the “Lucky Sperm” of the Wickre tribe. A weakness for alcohol, mental instability and a penchant to commit fraud are among the others. Of course the heart disease that you mentioned as being the cause of pop’s death could be bought on by these factors. Hypertension and diabetes from leading an inactive lifestyle could be factors in the poor genes passed down through the Wickre clan also.
Being such a wreck as you and poppa much have been hard for the women in your life to handle. Being as they were, are, well educated I’m sure there were/are plenty of men in the DC area they could have/can go to for the things that you lack. I’m sure that mom had plenty of opportunities to get away while pops was in the institution. That’s a perk for a lady working long hours on capitol hill too.
Too bad you were too much of a twat to serve, I could sing a Jody cadence for you.
He won’t be able to access all that booze he’s been quaffing.
He might get toilet booze, jailhouse hooch.
Poor Pitiful Paul. What damage he has wrought to himself.
It must suck to be him today.
PATHETIC LOSER
If Paul gets picked up then all the goods on Phildo will become part of the court record.
Phildo and his supporters will be royally screwed.
Life is good.
I would suggest that someone contact Phildo to explain this but he will probably just avoid your call.
Just because I’m a nice guy…I mean I’ve been referred to as the farking GIVING TREE….just in case *someone* needs it.
How to Make Pruno
Ingredients
Bread crumbs(about 1 cup)
Fruit (example: 6 oranges)
Fruit cocktail(about 2 cups)
Sugar(about 40-60 cubes)
water(enough to fill the rest of the bag)
Steps
1. Smash the fruit(oranges) in the ziplock bag with a hammer or just your fists. (leave the pulp in the bag too.)
2. Add sugar and bread crumbs to a small cup to mix and then add that into the smashed fruit.
3. Add in the can of fruit cocktail and half a cup of water.
4. Put the whole ziplock bag into the bowl and fill the bowl with warm water to facilitate fermentation.
5. Change the warm water every day to get optimum results.
6. After fermenting for 7-8 days depending on the amount of sugar, pour the mixture through the strainer into the bottle.
(use a sock if you don’t have a strainer.)
7. Chill before serving.
Tips:
* Do not completely seal the ziplock bag as it may burst after some time.
* The alcohol level can be from 2%(a weak beer) to 14%(a strong wine).
* The taste of the pruno depends on the sugar added and the choice of fruit.
Warning:
* The ziplock bag may burst when sealed.
/enjoy.
@407: Sorry about that, Heidi. I get my German up when people go after someone battling a disease.
You’re right, it might not be Paul, but I didn’t want to let a good rant go to waste. 🙂
“He won’t be able to access all that booze he’s been quaffing.
He might get toilet booze, jailhouse hooch.”
Can’t overlook how he will be guzzling copious amounts of man-nectar, straight from the source, like those wine-in-a- box bags with the nozzle.
Waiting for Paul to give reviews on what a room-temperature sampling of a vintage 1979 Bubba tastes like. Don’t forget to swish it around in your mouth before you swallow.
Turd
“Don’t forget to swish it around in your mouth before you swallow.”
I am sure Paul (of the Ballsack) already knows this.
If he’s so worried about his ranking on Google, he should switch to using Dogpile. His ranking there is a few links lower. 😉
Actually, if the police do show up Paul (of the Ballsack) can explain to them his FBI Special Agent status and Phildo’s position as a deputy with the Brevard County Sheriffs Department.
I am sure Paul (of the Ballsack) already knows this.
I’m sure Wickless Paul gargles.
It occurs to me, if this goes to trial, we’re looking at a doozy of a discovery phase. Imagine all the lies and impersonations Psul’s gone through during our little journey here.
And I’m guessing Phildo’s nutsack will be in the wringer too.
ChipNASA – I’ve heard that called “Baby Duck Merlot” (from the movie Lets Go To Jail)
Good morning everyone! I hope you all slept well. I had a wonderful rest while dreaming of Paul trying to scream the police away when they arrive. I would give almost anything to hear what’s going on in the Wickre household today.
I’m going to start saving up now so I can attend the trial. If it comes to one. You just can’t put a price tag on that kind of entertainment!
@423
One can only hope, on can *ONLY* hope….
/I’d wear a tee shirt that says “MY BALLS ARE STILL HERE!!!”
//as opposed to having *none*
@424
My shirt will say “Brevard County Sheriffs Department”.
I’ll just leave this here for Psulie-boi:
@425
We can also go with “Hi, I’m ….
1. “Vice President DHS Sales and Business Development, APL Corp. ”
2. ” Chief Operating Officer of All Points Logistics, LLC.”
Chip – I would, of course be wearing my TAH shirt. Wouldn’t that be a site? Most of the state’s gallery wearing TAH t-shirts? Paul wouldn’t be able to do anything but sit and glare at us. Hah!
I say we make a new tagline for TAH : This ain’t Hell but you can STILL see it from here!
“MY BALLS ARE STILL HERE!!!”
That might make the guy jealous. He has no real use for his since he can’t “secure procreation”.
Chip, if you’re going to give us a recipe for booze, then I’ll give you a recipe for onion-glazed pot roast.
You need:
sliced onions, about 2 to 3 pounds (use a slicer)
3.5 chuck roast – tie it up and sear it to a nice brown in olive oil first
enough beef or chicken broth (your preference) to fill the crock pot to within 2.5 inches of the rim
salt to taste
coarse ground black pepper to taste – go easy on this
minced garlice
bay leaves – 2 to 4
1 cup of Marsala wine if you can get it; I can’t; if you can’t, it’s okay
Tie up the chuck roast with cooking twine and sear in a skillet in olive oil. Put the the sliced onions in the bottom of the crock pot. Put the seared roast on top of the onions. Add beef broth, (the amount depends on the size of your crock pot) to within 2.5 inches of the top, covering the roast. Add the other seasonings.
Cover. Cook on low for 6 hours, and do NOT take the lid off to sniff the aromas. By the 6th hour, add scrubbed baby red or quartered red potatoes and put the lid back on the pot. Cook on high for two more hours.
Have some foil ready to wrap the beef when you take it out of the crock pot. Let it sit for a few minutes while you fish the potatoes out of the broth. Serve the onion gravy with the potatoes, and keep some for onion soup later. Slice the beef across the grain, plate it with the potatoes and some veggies like steamed dilled carrots or limas seasoned with thyme and garlic, and include a green salad with radishes, green onions, cukes and zukes, yellow squash, and grape tomatoes, and a lime juice/olive oil vinaigrette.
Have a good glass of wine with supper. For dessert: tiramisu or Louisiana crunch cake with raspberries.
@386 is that the best you can come up with? sh1t dude you need to bring your A game here if you want to join .. now go back to the small kiddie pond and play with the sand there until you can get a good game.
#431 Ex-PH2 I have to try that I’ll take pics as soon as I try it 😛
See you guys next week.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!
@Lost, we should take recipes and stuff over to the “Open Thread”, shouldn’t we?
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36931
Now let this serve as a lesson to us all. It’s one thing to call someone every name in the book here, to issue biting sarcasm, and even to wish someone a long and painful death. But it is quite another to tell someone that you are out to kill him and mean to do so, directly or through an agent. That is not only bad form; it is altogether a crime.
@435 ok ok .. 😛 just to stay with Psul then …
Yooooo Pssuullliiiiibbboooiiiiii you better start taking hormones dude, that way at least you can get a good “boyfriend” that will keep you from being used by everyone … 😛
HEY, PSUL, that noise outside of your “Special Room”, is it just a stray cat, dog, or opossum, or is it the local P.D. coming to pick you up? Maybe you’re NOT paranoid after all, you’ve simply pissed on and pissed off a LOT of sane, functional people who have had enough of your silly crap!!
Enjoy your Ripple Blanc, Boone’s Farm & Thunderbird in the meantime!….
If you think about it, when wickre says he’s not stable, he’s lying. People who are mentally unstable have no idea that they are unstable. In fact, they will deny it completely.
The only unstable thing about him is the jiggle factor, which he may find is not something pleasant to have, since he might get pinched a lot over it, but that will depend on how soon and when he’s acquired by the LEOs.
Gee, I told him how to find a place I go to a lot. Should I warn the local po-po?
I just want Ex’s food:-)))
@431: Ex, thanks from the peanut gallery. I have several good recipes for pot roasts and I have c/p’d yours into a Word doc for future use. My one probable mod is that I’ll slow cook carrots with the meat and broth. I LOVE carrots slow-cooked in beef broth. It dates to my infancy. My mother has a pic of her feeding me Gerber’s Baby Carrots, and me grabbing the spoon to shovel it down my own gullet faster. So rude, I know. My manners have somewhat improved over time.
And Jonn – not worried a bit about you. Not that you and TSO aren’t worth worrying about, not that at all, but we’ve no doubt you can “school” Psul if in fact he does load his fat azz in the wheezing Jag and make it to your place before the po-po come to take him away.
@ 365 and 375. Great news to wake up to. Oh to be a fly on the wall in the house of Paul K. Wickre today.
@442: I think you could get the picture standing out on the street anywhere on his block. It’s not going to be a quiet little warrant service. Lots of noise, vehicles and personnel. Glad to hear all of the appropriate jurisdictions are handling it like Serious Business.
On that note, this does prove the old meme.
I just want to hear him explain this to his wife and employer.
If they do arrest him I hope they also look at doing a 5150 hold on him. He could use that kind of evaluation and mental help because he swan into the deep end of the crazy pool without water wings this time.
*swam
*swum….
😉
*swan dived…
or maybe, belly flopped.
You’re all wet. The past tense of swim is swimmed. Swimmered is also acceptable.
KJ @445, Karen has known about it for some time – he has cc’d her Congressional email on many of his rants, according to Jonn and Mark. Also, they have contacted her directly to advise her of his antics, just in case she’s the rare (nonexistent) staffer who never checks email.
The most benevolent explanation for her involvement is that she loves Psul (sic) and, love being blind, has chosen to ignore the evidence of his personality disintegration and remember him as the “old” Psul – although the old one appears every bit as vile as the current one, if you believe the Montgomery County court records.
The next least benevolent explanation is that she’s enabled him out of love, catering to his bizarre behaviors by validating his behavior in various ways and refusing to intervene thus.
Moving into indifference, Karen may be living separate lives from Psul, realizing that she bought a bad package in him, but also realizing that divorcing him would have been more trouble than it’s worth. Early on, she may have stayed with him for the money, if in fact there once was any family money; later, it may have become too difficult to disentangle herself from him financially, and under this scenario, she stays married in name only. Lately, she’s probably been spending a lot of time telling her principal (Southerland) and his CoS “look, we’re married on paper, but I have nothing to do with him. That nonsense with APL and that f***ing blog is all him, I don’t even want to KNOW about it and half the time I sleep over at a friend’s place here in the District.”
Worst case scenario, Karen is every bit as elitist, entitled, and bigoted as Psul himself and deserves him.
In any case, his activities have gotten too out of hand for her to distance herself from, or ignore.
As I’ve said before, I can’t understand the indifference of his wife. If she loved him she’d get him some help. If she hated him you would think that she would publicly distance herself from him, if only to protect her reputation. Now that I think of it if she really, really, despised him she might just let him go down in flames while she files her nails and whistles “Happy Days Are Here Again”. ExHack may be right about her being elitist, perhaps she’s the recording secretary of The Lucky Sperm Club. Ah well, it’s fun to speculate but we’ll probably never know the truth.
@ 451
I know she’s aware of everything going on. I meant when she found out he started making death threats yesterday.
I think one of your explanations have to fit. It would be very interesting to know which one she falls under.
What is up with the Psul language you guys, swam swum, darn, I’ll stick to danish han svømmede
Jonn: Has he been reading here today? As much as yesterday?
DAMN, something like this HAD to happen the week I picked for vacation!!