Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
I have this awful picture of Psulio and Witless having a Greco-Roman wrestling match in Spandex – maybe with some canola oil involved – after killing a case of Night Train 20/20. I think I’m going to call my doc tomorrow and see if anyone in town does frontal lobotomies.
@384. GT: It was the outcome of a stream of consciousness run. You said triangulate, a location pinpointing method. That made me think of bi- as in bisexual. In relation to PW, that made me think that in order to locate him, an LEO would have to biangulate. (Hey, I never said it was pretty.)
Lost – THANK YOU!!!!! And I’m working on Volume #2 of the SEALs book. I’m so happy you liked them!!!!
Want to get Psul’s attention?
Say something about his dear mother.
Oh and for someone to come here and threaten that he’s going to hire someone to murder us, all of you know that rule…..
1. Unless you’re a real hitman, there’s no such thing as hiring a real hitman. It’s going to be a cop. You’re going to go to jail
2. Unless you’re Sicilian Italian from the old country and have been duly *made* by authentic family members (My wife’s grandfathers…*shudder*), there’s no such thing as a real hitman. Again, anyone you try to bribe to commit murder is going to turn you in to the cops and you’re going to go to jail.
Oh and (grabs crotch like Michael Jackson) WHOOOO HOOOOOO!!!
I still got my junk PSUL!!!
/you got none.
//sackless wonder.
😀
Yeah, but, Chip, he already put it in writing, so he’s either blowing hot air as usual, or he’s toast. Or both.
@#405 Chip NASA:
Having 3 Italian ex-wifes, Family names of: “Stompanato”, “Paolillo”, and “Gallo”; I concur wholeheartedly. Probably once in awhile, someone gets lucky and gets to find someone who will do the deed and not bust the “looker”, but more like less than 5% of the time. It ain’t like they run an ad on Craigslist, looking for work.
But, reckless as he is, I wouldn’t put it past him to find some wayward member of the
“Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight”,
and employ them to make a messy job of things.
Memo to self: When using HTML, be sure to put the final in place, or whole comment will be in said mode.
With the new “IP Blocks” in place, I wonder what Paul K. Wickre does when he hits Gooooogle and then can’t get in to see what was said. H’mmmmm, throwing, screaming, cussing, and finally just curling into a ball in the Fecal position on the floor or lawn.
@407 FO
Cool Story Bro….My wife’s fammily is *ALL* from NJ.
I went up when we were just 2 or 3 months dating and went to her Grandfather’s second wife’s funeral. ( The one he left my wife’s grandmother for..but that’s beside the point) Anyway, I had never met many of her family and I was the TOTALLY NEW Boyfriend”…Her grandfather swaggers up (he was about 5’5″) and says…”I know guys who can help you out with your kneecaps”…..I said “I don’t *have* a problem with my kneecaps” (understanding what was implied..) and he replied….”As long as you take good care of her, you won’t”…..and I turned and leaned over and said to him, looking him dead in the eye ( he knew I was Air Force )…
“I know guys with *nukes*”…
He chuckled and said….”I like you” and gave me the pat on the cheek.
I guess I was in cause 13 years later, I’m still alive and married to her.
/end CSB
@409 I wonder if Psul did even make it at all to the blog, he might think the blog is down and feels important or something 😛 who knows …
Hey Psul? are you there?
@399.
So now Phildo is using nepotism to cover his false claims and shady business practices.
Well, at this point I would say that most of the senior staff is complicit if they have not raised any flags, unless someone out there knows otherwise.
Interesting point on unlisted numbers. It entirely possible. Since APL refuses to discuss their practices and ethics with outside sources it is a logistical conclusion that they would have to set up other modes of communication for customers.
Maybe someone should let those customers know?
Finance, Human Resources, Accounting, Customer Service, the CEO, etc., all avoiding calls seeking explanations of the CEO’s military, law enforcement and Native American claims. Calls from media outlets, potential investors, potential clients and both private and concerned citizens.
Why does this organization continue to receive government funds?
One thing is for sure, and it’s that Psul and Witless are wanting to get back on here and launch their tsunamis of stupidity. Ex-PH2 has, if I’m correct, a spotless track record of predicting them, and she’s already done so again!!
@413, GT, I’ll assume it’s because Monkress has donated to the right politicians, if anything!!
Can anyone point out the thread where PW threatened to kill Jonn? Unless it was removed, I missed the whole shenanigans somehow.
@415….Jonn, TSO, Me and most anyone here.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=37078
Yeah, it was fun, smoke-check. It was back to his usual ranting and raving with the usual misspellings and ‘lowlifes’ references, and as always, the inconsistencies. I copied them to my hard-drive for posterity. I also printed them out, with a photo of psulieboi, just in case he actually does something stupid.
This guy is a piece of work. It seems like he is feeling impotent for the first time in his life and severely does not like it. Pitiful really.
Paul (of the Ballsack) works the boys while Phildo puts the meat in between the buns.
Quite the scam they have been running on John. Q. Citizen.
You hit it smoke-check: pitiful.
not only is Phildo a thief, he is a coward.
@414 – Proud, I expect something soon, just not yet. Too soon.
But where will the fatman find a place to vent his ire upon us?
Ah! That’s as easy as figuring out which electric socket hides the cockroaches in your slumlord’s apartment building.
With his IP blocked, Paul K. Wickre will have to seduce some dummy to let him borrow the use of his computer.
Poor PATHETIC LOSER.
@421.
Maybe he can borrow Phony Phil’s or at least one belonging to Phildo’s senior staff.
Wonder what’s going on with ole Paulsack. Looking forward to hearing he’s been picked up.
I’d say let all this die down. Then again, I’ve said that before. Then some douchetool had to go and post my e-mail address, tell me I was going to be under arrest, or have some spandex-clad ninja dickweed hit squad come hunt my ass down.
So I say to both Psulie-boi AND Monkress: Bring it, bitches.
Word has it that Phildo has had speaking engagements canceled due to lack of clarification of his claims.
@425.
GOOD
F$UCK HIM
@420, Ex-PH2, Indeed, Ma’am, and I have to agree with Frankie O. as well. Psul obviously doesn’t have any friends, so like Frank said, he’ll have to con someone out of the use of their computer. That, or he’ll post from the free internet room of some Public Library, or some Internet Cafe, that is, if either lets him in reeking of his usual bottom shelf Adult beverages, and that’s only if he’s not under House Arrest and his Mrs allows him out of his “Special Room”!
I should have read the comments following E-PH2 & Frankly O. before I posted, I’ll remind myself next time.
@425, GT, OH, YEAH!! Just reading that makes me want to celebrate with a glass of good Scotch and a good cigar!!
I was thinking about this:
If Phildo took any money to speak or accepted and “perks” with respect to his business acumen and savvy as a result of his Native American, LEO or SEAL claims, should he not have to pay it back?
I mean, if I was JUCO student in that lecture and I heard about his bullshit, I would want a refund from the school.
Just saying….
Unless the lecture was on how to lie and make false claims to get ahead while screwing the government and taxpayer.
And his degree from Valdosta State came from the College of Education.
Whatever that means.
GT maybe you can call them and get clarification….moron
@432.
Tried.
What about you, clown?
Any tips on how to get through?
@432.
Well,
I have been trying to speak with the APL CEO for some time to discuss his military, Brevard County Sheriffs Deputy and Native American claims. All of which he has made. (I will say that he is not a BCSD deputy).
So much so that I was willing to come to Merritt Island APL HQ to discuss them in front of the board, senior staff and some reporters.
So enlighten me, how do I go about speaking with the CEO of APL?
Link to Valdosta State’s college of education & “human services”
http://www.valdosta.edu/colleges/education/welcome.php
GT, I think he’s afraid of you. psul the uncool didn’t scare you off. You went to meet him and he didn’t show.
Say, did you ever get to talk to anyone at the APL office in Reston?
@435.
I would posit that Phildo has a B.S.Ed. in Communication Disorders.
I mean, the guy cannot make a statement, issue a clarification or pick up the phone.
Or maybe he was a study subject? Who knows?
All I now is that Phildo is not talking about a very damaging issue for APL.
One simple comment could clarify the situation and poosibly make us look like fools.
@436.
Nope.
And I called. As I attempted to contact Paul (of the Ballsack)to clear this up.
Guess what?
No answer!
Damn spellcheck.
Does anyone have a mugshot of Paul or Phil? I know there has to be some out there.
I can only hope that anyone from anywhere who tries to confront me up here on the ranch likes dog bites, because he is going to get an awful lot of them. I’ll let my shutzen hunds do my talking. And I’ll do their shooting. I know that the web is never really anonymous. I am not worried about being found. Rather the finder should be more worried. If they attack me or mine you would not be able to find their bodies wit GPS coordinates.
I keep waiting for some ominous knock on my door, or some black van to be following me, or some sort of excitement to happen.
Nothing.
As I recall, he said “One more word…blah blah blah”. I made sure to post many more than one. Maybe I overshot the target.
I hear Monkey has lost favor with his biker club. Seems even low-life dregs have values above what his highness can offer. Lies of stolen valor cannot overcome basic virtues of the pack.
@431 sounds like is a Diploma Mill college ..
People keep commenting about “senior staff” not answering the phones at APL. Who do you really think these guys are? There aren’t many left. They have either been laid off, left after “seeing the light,” or bailed out of frustration and embarrassment. My God, why would anyone want to be a part of an organization that is notoriously known as lying about being Native American, Seal Team (whatever), and the other lies Monkeydrunkassdopehead puts out?
We are amazed that any sane and informed person wants to be a part of APL.
What a loser, doper, drunk, lying, asshole.
@431: How sure are you or anyone else that Monkey actually completed a BA at Valdosta? If you do the math, Monkey didn’t have time to complete a 4-yr degree program while in the psych ward at Bethesda and then casual duty at Kings Bay, GA. He’s not smart enough to finish early.
When confronted with proof of stolen valor, lies of Native American status, and so much more, why does anyone want to stay with APL and Monkeylyingdrunkassdopehead Phildo? He openly touts his lying claims of being a Navy SEAL and member of the Cherokee Nation.
Why does DHS, Jacobs Technologies, Boeing and others support a lying, drug-crazed, DUI-proven pervert as Phildo Monkress. The evidence outweighs the rhetoric. Monkress (Google hit) is an embarrassment to his company and the industry.
It’s time to disappear, you loser.
444,
Valdosta State is a legitimate, accredited college. Given Phildo’s other false/sketchy claims, however, I’m naturally skeptical of his status with them too.
Hmm, no waves of Wickre stupidity yet?He must be somewhere in a strait jacket and with a vein full of Thorazine!
RE #449:</b
Nah, he is trying, but since Jonn has blocked the miscreant that is Paul K. Wickre, and "a few others"; he cannot "get in". I don't know the depth of the IP blocking, (perhaps he can't even open the page).
It must suck to be him; being such a PATHETIC LOSER, and all.
Has anyone been in contact with APL’s clents?