The Paul Wickre Chronicles: Paul in his own words

| September 17, 2013

As the legal issues raised by this situation are evaluated and the facts investigated, for the time being TAH will not allow any more comments on any of the Wickre/Monkress/APL threads. Thank you for your patience as we work through this.

(In light of yesterday’s events at the Navy Yard, I’m publishing this so you can see what we are dealing with.)

NOTE: SHould go without saying, but behave yourself in the comments.  THIS WILL BE READ BY LAW ENFORCEMENT.  I want to make sure they get the threat, so don’t say something dumb.  Kapiche?

We haven’t posted any updates on Paul Wickre for nearly a month now. In fact, we even went a step further and locked down the threads. I wanted to briefly explain why, and show you what we are dealing with behind the scenes. We are doing this because clearly he does not intend to stop emailing and commenting here, despite numerous entreaties that he no longer contact us.

For now, we have a great attorney helping us out. (No need to send money, we are good for now.)

His name is John D. Mason, and his law practice is “Copyright Counselors” out of….Bethesda Maryland, where Paul Wickre is located, which makes it much easier. He’s also an adjunct professor at George Mason University, where I graduated from law school. But the ironic part is, he has also worked with someone we all know and love loathe: Michael Yon. (In his defense, he also has Mike Totten as a client, so he’s one for two on those guys.)

Anyway, he’s phenomenal, and I won’t clutter this up too much praising him, because he deserves his own thread and hosannas once this is over. Suffice to say that dude has helped us immeasurably, dealing with local law enforcement, Mr. Wickre’s attorney and others. And he answers my calls and questions every time I call. So, if you are writing a book or need a literary agent, call him. If you are being sued for defamation, call him. He gets my highest recommendation across the board for legal knowledge, eagerness to help, responsiveness etc.

Anyway, yes, he’s helping us deal with local law enforcement on the ground in Maryland. Since we last talked about Wickre, things went RAPIDLY south. For obvious reasons, I am going to be somewhat circumspect here. As I was about to leave the country for Cuba, Wickre decided it was time to ramp up the physical threats. Rather than talk about them in the abstract, I am going to include some of the comments we blocked from the website, and emails we received, and let his words speak for themselves.

I perceived the threat to be real enough that I contacted three FBI field offices, my local police, and the police in Maryland. All of them have responded well, albeit somewhat slower than I would have liked, since I was headed out of the country. I got a new security system for my house, and started getting my wife to understand the basics of personal security. My father in law came down to stay with her, and to teach her some basic firearms skills. Now, my house isn’t the Alamo that Jonn has created, but I daresay we can hold out until reinforcements could arrive.

Wittgenfeld thinks we are being “pussies” for contacting the police. Ok. Then I am a pussy. But I love my wife, and didn’t want her to get beaten with a baseball bat (see below) when I wasn’t there to protect her. I haven’t included Jonn and my responses to these emails and comments, because largely all I have responded with was “do not contact us, continued emails constitute harassment.”

Where do we stand now? I’m not sure what I am at liberty to discuss. I will have updates for you as soon as developments occur. But this is only the first part of what will likely be a VERY long process. Because it is our opinion that this might go far deeper than just Paul Wickre… He continues to allege that his efforts are being bankrolled by APL and Monkress (for example: he wrote that “The litigation expense of multiple firms on this puzzle is being underwritten by the Principals as below, the Wickre Family Trust, APL and Phil Monkress.”). Which means that we are exploring the possible involvement of APL and Monkress in these threats and harassment.

For now though, I give you the threats and insanity that have been going on in the background in the form of emails and unpublished comments he has submitted to the TAH website for publication.

Email 8/12/13 2050 hours:

Just want to make sure you have this. On my trip to Indiana, I am going to stop by for a cordial visit with your family. N worries, my Class 14 Champion XKR’S which look like Aston DB-9;s will be stopping by.They do not break and can make the trip on the way to see Seaveys family in 6 hours.

Phil may come or just our agents from DC. We will bring a pie, so you remember.

It is not far, but I will be bringing papers. So open up your gracious home. We see it as on your AT&T statement at John Lilyea, RR HC 86 411 Fort Ashby VA 26719. I have a route planner so no worries. WE can find it. And we still have all your family mobile phones, so we can find it.

I will let you know as the week progresses such that your family can plan a warm welcome.

Watch for the Jaguars, they are quite something.

s send your wife’s name so we can instantly meet and bond.

If not Phil, I will be bringing the guys that called you in May, so we can all meet and greet, as you jave mentioned them so many times as to your wife and her friends. They should meet in person, and I will do introductions, so everyone is cozy.

Email 8/12/13 2321 hours

How does your wife like it? I mean she must excited by a felon and all?

all the comments were recorded and added to the list. See meagahans Law

I cant wait for your appearnce in my neighborhood Court, where my judicial friends and the attorneys I have hired over 10 years found me not guilty.

Are you bringing in a Jew? I’m not, I am sending protestant white people up to visit you and Jonn and make new friends.

Email 8/15/13 2043 hours:

Since you are fucking with my life, my family and my cashflow, you have driven me to irreperable ends. Aattached is a criminal complaint and I will file in WVA. You are fucking with my life for the last fucking time, and when you push a man like me, you can far expect to be pushed back. You cost me two 1/3 $m jobs with your stupid blog and, II or my agents or my assigneees, will perform every measure to make sure that your actions are poisionous and prosecuted you stupid MotherFuckers.

You tear down that stupid blog as to me, or seeing the worst of it, I will take every heinous measure to destroy what ever normalcy you think you have.

THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING WARNING, YOU TAKE DOWN THAT BLOG OR I WILL HARNESS EVERY SINGLE MONETARY AND LEGAL RESOURCE AND WITH OUT END ATTACK YOU FOR FUCKING DAYS, UNTIL YOU TEAR DOWN THAT FUCKING BLOG ATTACKING MY FAMILY^ AND MY SELF ESTEEEM AND MY STANDING IN LIFE.
I HAVE THE NET WORTH, THE MONEY AND THE TALENT TO

Email 8/15/13 2123 hours:

Get out of my life and leave me alone.., You have no idea what you are tampering with.
Stop destrying my lifwe and income.
Even if arrested that will make nme more pissed off. I have $250,000 in bond and $1m behind it. You keep tampering with me, and as I have paid up life insurance and my wife is whole, I will pursue you as to the hounds of hell.

I was in Sibley Hospital you ignorant fucking pieces of shit. ou turn off your Indiana and WVA blog, or the houds of hell will visit you and I mean the sma suffering you have truned on me.
I have a diasability and you are tormenting me to the end of humanity.

Email, 8/15/13 2125 hours:

YOu stop interrupting and destroying my career, you slav Pole you get out of my way of your life will become my business, Perhaps I will take some non-sleeping aids and start my journey this evening through your home sna houses for getting my fired costing me $40,000 and disrupting my mental stability.

Email, 8/15/13 2253 hours:

i am goijng to put $100,000 cash into the worst of society, pay them to find you, and make sure I get my moneys worth.
You teare my fmaily apart, threaten me with the wirst outcomes, gang up on me with your mil thugs, and I will fight back to live and exist.
Maybe $200,000 as I have the money. You are threatening me and destroying my family and sense of health and well being. I have no choice but to deciamte you

Comment, 8/15/13 2337 hours:

i DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE lAW, eITHER YOU STOP THE DEMENTED AND UPSETTING, CONSTANT ANNOYANCE, UPSETTING, DISURBANCE OT MY HOME, NY PRPPERTY AND LIFE AND AS A DIRECT THREAT i WILL COME KILL YOU.leavaea me alone YOU fucking monster. yOU ARE MAKNIG MY UNSTABLE AND i DONT NEED YOUR blog PROBLEMS. i AM NOT EVEN A VETERAN YOU FUCKING BEAST. ou leave ME ALONE OR i WILL FIND ANY JUSTIFICATION TO MAKE YOU STOP. ou ARE DESTROYING MY PEACE OF MIND AND ATTACKING MY CHURCH, MY PARENETS, MY LIFE, MY STANDIONG YOU ARE A CYBER BULLY YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE EDGE OF SUCIDE YOU SUCK FUCXKING MONSTER.SHUT IT OFF AND I MEAN KNOW, I have the wil the presence of mind to make you stop you horrid fucking beast, your stupid blog is constatntly threateing me as to my well being and ability to work.STOP TORMETNING ME OVER THE INTERNET AND LEAVE ME ALONEL> IF YOU DO NOT I AM A BIG BOY AND WILL COME OUT MAKE YOU STOP WITH PHYSICAL VIOLNECE, as you ARE MAKING ME ILLgET OUT OF MY LIFE AND YORU BADGERING TORMENET WITH YOUR LIES AND SEAVEY AND AND MY INNOCNET MD RECORD oR or, i cannot TAKE THIS LIFE AND i WILL DIRECTLY COMNE AND SEE OU AND shoo

Comment, 8/15/13 2356 hours:

STOP COMMNETING AND TORMETING ME. I DONOT WNAT TO HEAR YOUR SPEECH> IF YOU WRITE SOME SPEECH
OTHERWISE YOU ARE INTERNT PUNKS HAVE NOTHING WHEN I FIND YOU < IT WILL BE WITH A BASEBALL BAT< You fUcking cuntS. anD DONT THINK THAT MONEY AND SLEAUTEHES CANN OT FIND YOU, WHICH WE WILL. i PARTICUARLY, DETEST YOU SLIMY LOW LIFE BLUE COLLAR NITHINGS.
spEAKING AS YOU DO, YOU DESERVE THE WORST. i HAVE 30& OF YOUR ADDRESSES, dONT BE SURPRISED MY THE NEWSPAPERS.
yOU SLIMY FUCKING CUNTS. yOU ARE THE WORST AS TO ADDRESS ME. i WILL FIND YOU.

Email, 8/16/13, 0018 hours

If I see that blog in the morning, running at the mouth, upsettting my stability and welfare, further by one syllable, I am telling you I am not am no longer stable based on your 5000 posts and attacks on my wife, my household, by mental competanc.e and the denigrationb of my family life, I will rise uop, go to 66w, acquirwe weapons abnto Lilyeas Hoiuse, for shhoting purposes

Comment, 8/19/13 2300 hours:

Defamtion per se in MD. Of the 5000 posts perhaps 3000 alledge some mental illnes or alchololism. Despite never having seen one blog person, gone through a clinical trial and no judicial comments on alcoholism, The Lilyea commentaors gain ground as under the MD per se defamtion claims, as alcoholism is in fact a loahsome disease, by the original code.
Thus every commnet in this regards is defamatory. In MD 2009,we are entitled to Brodie discovery and form individual suits to the claim of alcohol abuse.

WOW- A lot of money to chase 30-40 people??? Yes but at $50k each that is $2m dollars in damages, per se, and I dont have to prove damages, as the blog accused me in Md of a loathsome disease, which is unprovable.

Hmmmmmmmmm, turn it over to a class action lawyer to get the richest 3-7 in the East Coast States as a de facto win. WOW, you can make money at this stuff!!

Holy Molly- Stop the presses, I can put the punks in jail, get the state to pay the prosecution, class action guys to do the clean up and I am in fat CITY! Enemies gone. Big mouths, not so much, press on the leaders (all negligent per se, and pick up money in each local town, and the NOISE STOPS!

Comment, 8/27/13 2104 hours:

See you Court, idiots and morons. You made bad moves.

Writing about my heritage, parents and antecedents. The most inciting Speech, known to man.

On behalf of my dead and gone antecedents, threatening to defile graves in MD, posting absolute falsities about my Father. You idiots!! He was the Plaintiff, not the Defendant.

Calling my Mother a Whore. I will get your emails, form a Brodie Action against you, and sue you up the ass. And each one of your writers. To make an example, Hack-Stone is in MD. I will hit him first, for defamation and see if you little pricks pick up his legal bill.

Softchoice is next. When I am done with you, you could not publish a street address in the Yellow Pages.

Read your last 750 posts as to intent, malice, knowledge, declarations, and your words.

You don’t wnat to make 10 year enemies with guys who have reall money, and will.

Fucking a corpse, Edipus complex, aspertions to my wifes private intimate life, my mental health, driving by my house, more and more.

Comment, 8/29/13 2142 hours

AS TO the BLOG, I would suggest you suspend your speech attacking me or my family, living or dead, retract and apologize for your statements attacking character and memory of my Mother and Father, cease calling my Mother a whore and cease calling my Father a drunkard and mentally insane.

Whether or not you agree or disagree, I have the options, money and legal means to make you pay, heavily. Imagine that your son or daughter is denied college support as you are forced to pay off an old lawsuit, as a judgmnet debtor. when my lawyers perfect a lien.

I remind you all of M17 as to basis, and $$ AS TO exercise will.

It is all going to see the light of day in Court. Read the old Internet posts on my Court experience Criminal or Civil. AS you will see, on better inspection, I win 90% of the time, am by nature litigiuos and overwhelmingly win.

All of these things will come true, but not in the gossamer of your Internet reality, but real prosecutors and real District Attorneys.

Jonn, you pussy licker, pubish my posts or I will resend them , They are being recorded by the FBI in Reston so what ever./

Comment, 9/7/13 0127 hours:

The Criminal Courts, in this state or the next will judge you by the transcript. Do not erase a thing, it is all captured anyway.

How or what led you to such violent filth from your minds or typing? You think that you are impenetrable. At the cost of money, we will track locate and bring charges against each of you as recorded.

Whatever crossed your minds as to denigration, or comportment on this blog, I mean how could you utter such words as to defile my family, my essence and livelihood. Did you think this was a gsme?

I am not a vet or stolen valor and you have no excuse. As I have stated many times, for interfering in my life, wife, church, work, and reputation, I will seek out you and make the payback.

You all must have been suffering from group insanity to post such words and thoughts. Each of you will be held to account, as I have indicated many, many times.

The cruelty dished out, you should know would be paid back. My wife indicates as you do not know us, to write and intimate such words and actions you must be sociopaths, insane and on drugs.

Clearly you all as I have written many times, are at the low ebb of society, as Mil-blog meth seeking tatooed MC Club riders and worse. Vile beyond belief, your mouths state exactly where you are in the social scheme. W e all agree as to D- to F or flunking.

Email, 9/9/13 2345 hours:

You mongrelized mixed Anglo’s.

I dont think you understand what you ran into.

I am a Norwegian ( 5m) people, derived from the Germans. In the 19th cent. it was called Nordiscism, and the gene marker below labels me as

M17 from the gene pool. You are mutts and mongrels. Did you not think that meeting your superior, I would not fight back against your mongrel horde??

My people are particularly marked by characteristic, as stubborn, williing to fight to the last, and Germanic in industry and output.

 

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streetsweeper

Yeeeeeep! Come on down to Douglas County, Ga. Mr. Paul Kevin Wickre! You are eligible to the next contestant on “New County Jail”! Now here’s your chance for a sneak peek at the grand prize for our new winner! An exclusive, day and night package complete with basic amenities set in a modern, 8×10 clubhouse room! All this and more can be yours simply by submitting your online application to be the next contestant on…”New County Jail”!

*standard disclaimer* Not all contestants will be awarded the same prize, jumpsuits may or may not fit winner properly, all food may or may not be provided in an alloted amount of time, clubhouse room size may vary depending upon occupancy load, jumping out of upper story windows not allowed and prohibited by EPA rule and regulations. Individual results may vary.

PS- Sheriff Phil Miller and deputies await you with open arms. 😉

Ex-PH2

Checked it! Send a reply to you. It is wonderful!

Just try picturing psul the uncool covered with hornet foam spray. It’s what I have on hand from this past summer, and I can use it at a distance.

Geetwillickers

Wait… I didn’t realize getting threatened by Psul resulted in new guns. I may have to begin lurking less and posting more!

I think I will just borrow from our friend GT:

Turd.

Turd

@257 Geetwillickers

I am *thoroughly* offended by the comparison to PKW.
/Harumph….
😉

ChipNASA

Dear Psul,

Hey, Say Hi To Your MOM for me. !!! 🙂

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

To: Psul Wickid

From: MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Subj: Invite to NYC and/or Orange County NY

Dear Psul,

We would like you and your imaginary friends to visit. You will find the locals here to be very protective and loyal bunch.

We would urge you to threaten everyone you meet here. Law enforcement, federal, state, and local employees and the kind people of the region.

Once your threats are communicated you will have the pleasure of meeting NYPD, NYC Corrections, and your own legal team will be provided free of charge. In the case of Orange County, now that is a different story … you see we elected a Sherrif and he runs the show. And I suspect that YOU would recieve special treatment particularly considering you have chosen to document your threats here on the internet.

So in review, please visit us in the NYC metro area … WE would love to have you!

FC2 Dewclaw

@ Bobo and Jonn,

RE: The gun fairy….

AWESOMESAUCE!! 🙂

Ex-PH2

The gun fairy – I am SO borrowing that!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Paulie’s talking shit again… getting bad info and trying to impress the group on how smart he is. Must be because he is go genetically superior to all of us, due to his membership in the “lucky smegma club”.

If Paulie and his “friends” would like to make a house call, I live not too far from where his dear father and mother lost the lawsuit in 1961 (you know Paulie, for lying to the investors in the radio station). The Clark County Sheriff are aware of one “Paul K. Wickre” and would be more than happy to provide him with a place to stay… he can even meet new friends, like Thor, Julio, Bocephus and Ivan (we have a Russian/Ukrainian community here).

But then, just maybe, today will be his lucky day… and the POPO pay him a visit

Old Tanker

Bobo got the fairy part right….. 😉

Bobo

The last time I was mentioned, the gun fairy worked better than expected. Coincidently, the Paul rant was timed with a pistol sale at a local shop for LE/military. Showed the wife the thread and the next day we were there buying a set of his and hers carry pistols. What we have is a little too big for her to feel comfortable concealing, and I’m always more than willing to find an excuse for yet another gun.

So, now COA 1 to achieve the end state ultimate armory is to entice Paul to say something stupid, show to wife, and go to gun show/shop.

NHSparky

@250/251–you got new bang-bangs? Hell, all I got was a few hundred rounds of 62-grain Lake City .223 and a couple of extra magazines for the M4.

Yeah, I know, be thankful for what I got. At least the price of ammo is FINALLY starting to come down. Not as much as I’d hope, but better 55-60 cents a round than nearly a buck a round earlier this year.

Old Tanker

I want the gun fairy to visit me too!!

Twist

I hope I make the list of 30. I also have a couple guns that I have been keeping my eyes on.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

There’s idiocy, 4sshattery, uncivil behavior, mayhem….and then there’s this guy….he brings a new level of “not quite clear on the concepts” into play with every new post.

Apparently all that money and fine social standing wasn’t enough to provide an education appropriate to the understanding of the language. Comprehension of legal statues and documentation do not require a degree in the law, but they do require the ability to understand the written word and comprehension skills capable of defining complex legal relationships.

Instead of spending so much time dreaming about being the most interesting man on earth by consuming copious quantities of adult beverages, perhaps a few English as a second language classes at the local community college would be a far better pursuit for this sad little man.

I never cease to be amazed at the amount of energy expended by those who are unclear on the concept of truthful expression in pursuing their misstatements after they are revealed. If all of these individuals exposed as such were to expend that energy in apologizing for their misdeeds while actually offering to perform some good works in their local neighborhoods this nation would look and feel far differently than it does today.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

statues = statutes GD auto-correct….

TheOtherMatt

I am curious as to how he will erase his death threats from all the caches across the Internet. As the saying goes, “everything you post on the Internet stays on the Internet”. Good reason to choose one’s words carefully when posting in a public forum of any kind. Paul didn’t choose his words carefully, and the only person he has to blame for that mistake is himself. Sure as heck isn’t TAH’s fault.

A Proud Infidel

THANKS to you, Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre, I have no problem convincing my lovely Wife that ammunition is a good investment. HEY, I’m on your “30 list”, aren’t I? Bay County, FL IS NOT a good place to get arrested. Our Sheriff, Frank McKeithen, is very much like Sheriff Joe Arpaio in AZ!! OH, and a couple of my Neighbord are Deputies as well as plenty of former and retired Military, we don’t put up with games!!

Green Thumb

APL has some very rude employees.

NHSparky

They hang up on ya again, GT?

Fjardeson

Hey Psul, did I make the top 30? You did straw-man me once, and also threatened me with a lawsuit (which I haven’t seen yet, by the way… having trouble finding out who I am? Your l33t friends won’t help, neither will Google!)

I need an excuse for replacing the irons on my AR15 with an Eotech. Please, pretty please?

Bobo

NHSparky, I also picked up 500 rounds of that Lake City .223. It’s funny, after all of the dust up from Paul, I stopped getting “the look” from the wife after UPS drops of a case of ammo at the front door.

LebbenB

I’ve never had a problem convincing my wife when it comes to a new gun/gun-related purchase since she’s a fan of firepower herself. My excuse for my latest suppressor was, “When I face shoot somebody at 2 AM in the morning, I don’t want to wake you.”

As it pertains to Wickre…Well, he might come into my town upright. But he’ll be leaving lying down.

Green Thumb

I believe there are several employees that are knowingly helping Phildo facilitate his scam.

TheOtherMatt

When grizzled vets start talking shop about guns, ammunition, and hornet spray in a thread about Paul K. Wickre, it’s time for Paul K. Wickre to start making amends with them. I would so hate to be in his shoes right now. Ho-ly crap.

Frankly Opinionated

Re #279:
” I would so hate to be in his shoes right now.”
Didn’t you know? Paul Kevin Wickre doesn’t wear shoes. He wears a spandex unisuit, with a velcro flap in the rear for convenience. And for travel outside his home, (a rare event), he wears some of the nicest satin pumps, size 10 EEEE, of course.

NHSparky

I wouldn’t call myself a “hard grizzled vet” and I certainly haven’t put as much 5.56 lead downrange as some of these guys, but having had my first lever action .22 at the ripe old age of 8, and bagging my first deer at 12, suffice to say I know my way around guns well enough.

Susan

Dear TheOtherMatt,

Please note that all such “gizzled vets” are talking about taking defensive rather than offensive postures. No one here is now, nor have they ever, threatened to take offensive steps against Mr. Wickre. However, Mr. Wickre seems, from his own admissions, to have some stability issues. We all know how bad it can be when unstable people take offensive steps. Thus, said “grizzled vets,” knowing that failure to prepare is preparation for failure, are taking wholly appropriate defensive steps.

The TAH Legal Team

Jonn Lilyea

Thanks for clarifying that Susan.

Ex-PH2

There’s something else you guys should know. I have explored every possble use of kitchen stuff, such as cooking spray, as a means of self-defense, and frankly, I think I’m quite prepared for any eventuality. Even using frozen peas or lima beans as a means of throwing someone to the ground is a possibility. And let’s not forget the effect of a frozen boneless skinless piece of chicken in a freezer bag, when applied with force to an intruder’s head.

There’s other stuff, too, but you get the drift. I can just hear the squawking when I slam the door on his hand.

My personal favorite: a pan of freshly made, hot brownies right in an intruder’s face, plus a cast-iron skillet applied to the melon. This, of course, assumes that an intruder will break in during the dinner hour. If he does not, those nasty little cornholders are great.

The nice thing about foam hornet spray is that it is quite visible and allows you to see where it’s actually hitting.

Ex-PH2

@278 – GT, per this morning’s business news, Boeing will be cutting about 3,000 jobs related to DoD air transport equipment (which has a trickle down effect for parts suppliers to the tune of about other 20,000 jobs).

So I don’t think Phildo’s employees are going to be much help to him when (not IF) his contract gets canceled for lack of funding.

You can tell them that the next time you call them.

Ex-PH2

@279: The OtherMatt – I’m hardly a ‘grizzled vet’. 😉

2/17 Air Cav

Well, has anyone noticed that this thread and the other gazillion Wickre comments don’t fit the media’s crazed Vet paradigm? I mean to say that the only crazed person here is the non Veteran. He’s the one threatening to hurt people. He’s the one who is clearly obsessed and, it strongly appears, is self-medicating. Me? I wish him well. I wish him well in prison or in Hell, whichever comes first for him.

Old Trooper

@265: Lucky bastard! If I were to be threatened by the gun fairey and showed it to my wife, she would just say; you already have enough guns for protection and then mention something about kitchen appliances or some shit.

Twist

@288: My wife is the opposite. She wants to get more guns. As a matter of fact it is her idea to go gun shopping this weekend. I plan on just looking, but knowing her I will end up with one or two. I’m so glad that I married an Alaskan woman.

Robot Wrangler

I wish I could afford a new firearm, a 9 month old little girl ate all my AR money. Well the hospital got it, but you get the picture.

Jonn Lilyea

Tomorrow at 7:32 pm will be the four month anniversary of this bullshit with Wickre. That was the date/time group of his first visit to TAH.

LebbenB

PH-2. Stop. You had me at hot, fresh brownies. You know how us gruntish types are with pogey bait.

As far as offensive/defensive preparations go, I don’t go looking for trouble but I don’t run from a fight, either.

TheOtherMatt

I didn’t mean to imply anything negative in my last comment. I know that nobody here means any harm. That wasn’t my point. Sorry guys. I will try to choose my words more carefully next time.

ExHack

@291: Jonn, as much entertainment as Psulio has provided so many of us, sorry you have to be saddled with this. I know from personal experience that ANY kind of legal threat or rumbling, no matter how frivolous, is extremely stressful. Add the (albeit mostly frivolous) threats of violence and it must be worse. Here’s to hoping the 4Chan Party Van takes up under the chandeliered carport soon and ends this party permanently.

Nik

Where is this 30 list? I want to see it. If I’m not on that list then it must be rigged.

He wears a spandex unisuit, with a velcro flap in the rear for convenience.

The only question is, for whose convenience?

Fjardeson

@ExHack – 4Chan Party Van.

Fjardeson

@ExHack – 4Chan Party Van LOL! Haven’t heard that one anywhere other than 4Chan, ever… 🙂

Ex-PH2

LebbenB, just for you, when it gets chilly again, I’ll make some brownies and have them with mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Is tomorrow psulie-o the uncoolie-o’s anniversary here? Well, durn burn it! That boy done kept hisself busy! I’ll make some shortbread cookies to celebrate, with lots of vanilla extract included, and top them with strawberry preserves.

streetsweeper

4Chan Party Van….lmao! With the pretty “disco lights” too? Oh wait…forgot about the 1000watt music system too. Party time! Wickre’s house, lets roll!

Green Thumb

@291.

Are we going to have a party?

Just An Old Dog

Tried to use “the Gun Fairy” to talk my wife into letting me get a new toy. It didn’t work.
He’s too far away to be a threat according to her.
She also has seen me shoot my 9 mm. She told me I can’t even get any more ammo since I would only need 1 round.

To be honest a rolled up newspaper to the snot locker would probably suffice.
Dam you Psul, why couldn’t you actually be scary instead of a fat tub of shit hiding behind a keyboard, afraid to leave his house?

Hack.Stone

Reading from the Wickre Manifesto, it is obvious that our esteemed civilian counterpart has a deep dislike of those not of his “pure Aryan lineage”, it must really frost his flakes every Sunday as all those “dirty Orientals” drive past his house on their way to the Korean church a few doors down from Stately Wickre Manor. Just another thing that he hates about the world.

thebesig

Paul Kevin Wickre has a plan. He’s not leaving his house with his current appearance until Halloween… when he’ll fit in with those dressing up for the night… except, he won’t have to do anything other than be himself physical appearance wise.

So, do take your precautions. Be extra watchful on Halloween though. One of the trick or treat folks just might be him. 😮

Hack.Stone

If I were Paul, I would be talking to a lawyer about getting a suit filed against APL for wrongful termination. He should have saved all of those emails and texts between Phil and himself. They may come in handy. He better hurry, though, I have a feeling that after September 30, there may be not much to left pick through at APL. Also, if I were Paul, I would consider slitting my throat.

LoNg RaNgE Patrol 41

More than 300 additional iPredatory contributions to illegal cyber/bullicide activities here.

NOW you millennial soldier & marine idiots are casting your bullshit onto civilians too. HOW SPECIAL… Aren’t you all so proud of your cyber/mob…

I read where jonn jonn and sissy Seavey were trying to corner the grey ghost Wickre… for some police fun…..

BLUB…. BLUB…. BLUB…… How did that go for you..?

Have you noticed..? Everything the real deal LRRP says happens..? Nothing Lilyea or Seavey actually happens anymore… Did you punks ever get your legal hurdles out of your way… or fell on your asses…

NOW, hear this,
NOW, hear this:

“The FEDS are coming, The FEDS are coming”.. Seems you are all conspirators and racketeering for money with your PayPal……highly illegal.

Dallas says…. Jonn V. Lilyea will be arrested before his retirement.

Dallas says…. Mark C. Seavey will shortly thereafter be fired and sued in downtown Indianapolis.

NO MATTER WHAT… a mere civilian Legg has you all big bad-asses arming yourselves and then threatening his life in public, getting him fired for your pure entertainment.

I hope that civilian Wickre jams the “bird of paradise” up your mob/asses, for my pure entertainment, too.

sHoRtBuSpAtRoL69 Adds:
Here’s another self-authenticating proof of how awesome I am.

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