An explanation of sorts
A number of you have asked us why all of the Wickre discussions were closed to comments. It wasn’t anything that you guys did, it was Wickre. He’s the reason we can’t have nice things. He started using your screen names to post comments, well, here they are, rather than try to explain their content;
You’ll notice all of those comments, screen shot from my “Trash” folder, are from the same IP address, one that we’ve identified as one of the ones Psul uses along with a scad of others.
He started posting them a little after 11 o’clock the other night. I think he was doing it to set us up for a lawsuit because he couldn’t find any comments that y’all have made about in the manner he’d like. But, I didn’t want to stay up all night babysitting his punkass, because unlike Psul, I have job, for a few more months anyway. And then he sent me this email;
I have had it with you. You get your stupid blog off my name or everytingn you thought about will occur.
Lawsuits, damages, court hearings, Va I will haul down your site at IBM get seavey fired from his cush job and turn you over to the VA
—
Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development
F*cking idiot moron, what does the VA care about what I do? He takes his cues from Wittgenfeld who is going to sic his mental health professional on us. But Wickre didn’t darken our virtual doorstep yesterday. I guess he cried himself to sleep and was nursing the biggest hangover of his life all day yesterday.
Category: Shitbags
Do you think that LoNgRanGeAssHaT has figured out that he hitched his wagon to the wrong horse yet? And where the hell is TSO? He should be enjoying this with the rest of us!
Do you think that LoNgRanGeAssHaT has figured out that he hitched his wagon to the wrong horse yet?
Are you kidding? This guy makes the Thunder Chicken look like a rock star.
And where the hell is TSO? He should be enjoying this with the rest of us!
Hopefully, he’s experiencing too many laugh-gasms to type.
Jonn, you rock the hell on! Wikre, fuck you and your essence. As to. As to.
Hey don’t knock the XP, I happen to like it. It’s the Explorer I’d make fun of. Google Chrome is much easier to use.
Joe – Looks like you and I had the same thoughts, we posted almost the exact same comment. Do you think we’re twins that got separated at birth after the time space continuum blew up due to Paul being so fucking stupid his brain created a black hole and sucked all the smart out of the room? (run on sentence in honor of the gutless wonder)
Nik – I LOVE the idea of a mascot! You hit it dead on, as you normally do, Mickey Mouse in a Gimp Suit! That is comedy gold right there!
I think that witless figured that, with his brains and Wirckre’s money, he finally had a winning ticket against Jonn. Witless could just stoke Wickre’s fire, wind him up, and watch him sue all of us to oblivion. He, apparently, is the only one who didn’t see this coming and who actually believed Wickre’s fantasy alter ego.
Is paul k wickre still there? He just gets more boring every time he cranks out some of his blather, and I have the printouts and screen captures of his little threats tonight.
If not, I’m off to sleepy time and the Land of Nod. I finally got rid of my back spasms, and Nik gave me a great idea for the next volume of my SEAL team book: TANK JOUSTING!
Not to mention also, a tank triathlon, where everyone cheats and there are synchronized tank maneuvers to music. It’s bubbling around in my head.
I think that I’m off to bed, too. Despite it being Friday, and none of the superiors will be in the office tomorrow, I still have some half assed sense of obligation. I’m sure that we will see some kind of follow up on all of this in the next few weeks.
Red Rover Red Rover send Pussbucket Paul on over!! Come out come out wherever you are.
Marco!
Really that’s it? That’s all you’ve got? How droll!
Lawdamercy.
Well, I am out for the evening. Jonn, I will leave this in your most capable hands, but definitely keep us up to date about the legal actions!
Oh, and Paul, I would tell you to blow it out of your ass, but you might enjoy it. So, instead, I will just tell you that you need to seek some serious mental help.
Peace and as to,
Jason
@202…filthy word? Okay. I had a big bowl of chili and now I got a case of the Wickre.
Your move numbnuts.
Yea .228 is what I shot when i graduated bb & pellet guns at 10 years old….
Still a spandex wearing tranny lover!
Just go suck cock? We all know its the source of your projected shame.
Be gay, it’s OK. It’s YOUwho has the problem with it
Julie I don’t think Paul’s gay. His fashion sense is way too off for that. Spandex!?! It’s a privilege not a right.
I think he just likes to rage fuck guys in dresses because he’s too much of a chickenshit to take on a real woman.
@266.
My Lady.
Nice.
On a serious note can somebody call a local mental health line on his behalf? I don’t know if his rants are enough here to get him a 5150, but it would be nice to have someone with some mental health skills do at least a telephone welfare check with him. A reverse suicide hotline if you will.
He has admitted he is on the edge of offing himself or hurting others. Chances are that he will take it out on the nearest person, probably his spouse. Wouldn’t want there to be a murder suicide because of his instability. Even worse he could take off down the road an hit a family of four head on going 100 MPH.
Definitely more concerned what he may do to others than I am what he could do to us (which is nothing). In his current mental state, anyone around him is subject to significant risk of death or serious bodily harm.
@Nik:
Windows 7? Come on, he’d be one of the guys who got a Surface tablet from his fellow rich buddy Bill Gates. 😉
re: User-Agent strings The web finally got standardized (in terms of HTML feature support), but now sites will use them to serve up mobile versions (mainly for bandwidth reasons). But you are correct for the original reason they were used by sites.
Come on, he’d be one of the guys who got a Surface tablet from his fellow rich buddy Bill Gates.
True. I wouldn’t own one. Win 8 is a dog. I have 4 Android tabs in the house.
You’re spot on about the mobile versions. We use it to decide what CSS to show client-side and things like that for mobile users. Stinks trying to browse a full on website with a 4″ phone.
G T
ALWAYS!
🙂
Dog – I think you are correct. Maybe we should call someone. He’s really gone off the deepend. I’ve never wished harm on anyone and I’m not going to start now. I might be an asshole but I’m an asshole with a heart dammit!
I don’t know the laws in Maryland but in Florida (ding ding clue!) We have what’s called Baker’s Act. Where if someone is a danger to themselves or others they are committed for 72 hours for observation. I’ll look it up for Maryland.
I ain’t no holla back girl
Baker act is federal
In the spirit on Monty Python: Fellow TAH’ers ready the cow and the catapult! On a more serious note, Paul K. Wickre sounds like he’s a threat to himself and others. In my state that would lead him directly to a seventy two hour hold at the very least.
Put it this way…gonna be a quiet weekend.
Oh, ok then, we are good to go. He meets all the criteria to be “involuntarily committed”.
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Someone-Committed-to-a-Mental-Hospital
Montgomery County
Mental Health Association
24 hours / 7 days
(240) 777-4000
There you go. My phone is broken so I can’t help any further. Good luck!
These turds are nothing but Bullshit Artists.
Paul (of the Ballsack) and “Phildo”,
Enlighten us on you current affiliation with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Brevard County Sheriffs Department organizations.
@202 Psul go home you’re drunk … oh wait … I think you might be home. Anyway why are we breaking your “secure procreation”? sounds like someone’s wife is a bit upset, understandable I believe but well *shrug* Now, first of all there hasn’t been any bullying here at all, and believe me I checked I had lawyers from the EFF check the posts just to verify, shit wouldn’t stick but you can try. On the other hand, are you insane? (yes that is a rhetorical question) did you REALLY threaten everyone here to hunt them down and shoot them? you DO realize that your post shows intent (thus no self defense can be claimed on your part) and even stupidly worse almost everyone here are trained professionals? shit Psul that’s what they did for a living!! they were military!!! what do you think they did? *facepalm* And Psul having a paragraph of seriousness before making fun of you again: Dude if you keep ranting like that I WILL call the suicide hotline for you, as a suicide I DO take VERY SERIOUSLY behavior like yours, if you feel a blog has destroyed your life, your marriage you are mistaken, but you are still a human and if I see any signs of you going that way I will call, you can hate me all you want afterwards is fine by me and allow me to tell you if you think they’ll be nice, no they aren’t they are really assholes with you, can’t go to pee or anything by yourself 48 hours lockup … just to make sure you are ok, and if you refuse to take the freaking happy pills, more hours and checks on why you don’t want to… so just dude .. stop digging But damn dude, really? that rant sounded very bitter, I would suggest you furiously masturbate while watching the picture of phildo and gi-duck screaming names of viking gods until you either relax or die from third degree burns and masturbation :large is in spanish but hey it DID happened, dude ended up… Read more »
And I defer to humor as that was an annotated (footnote) entry.
No ‘shine yet.
only good think about User-Agent is they let you nail down the exploit you are going to use, other than that I usually have different User-Agent set on my browsers
I wasn’t going to bring up that you can change that. Don’t really want to give people ideas…
Nighty night, Paul K. Wickre everything will look much worse in the morning.
@284 Nik, you can still track which real browser they use anyway, but I’m just betting on Psul not being able to even understand what User-Agent is :P, but roger that no more “techie leaks”
And now back to stretching and wondering how I ended up in 3 arm bars AGAIN in BJJ practice …
You guys gave wickre far more attention tonight than he deserves. His last post was up there at #202, where he accuses the collective ‘us’ for his being hospitalized Thursday, when in fact, he has this habit of sending himself into a frenzy.
He lies like a demented nylon carpet. He throws screaming fits at people who run away from him. He’s a control freak and if he can’t have it all his way, all the time, he goes off the deep end. Now he’s threatened twice to track us down and put a non-existent calibre bullet through our collective foreheads. With his history, unless he knows someone in a dark alley who will sell him a handgun for an exorbitant price, I doubt he can even get a gun through a straw purchase. That alone will put him in jail.
Yeah, I take threats seriously, but he can’t even figure out where people live. How’s he going to find any of us? I don’t think he could find his way out of a paper bag. If he were even one-tenth as clever as he thinks he is, he wouldn’t bother with threats.
He is nothing but a spoiled, rotten, bullying, snotty little middle-aged brat in an obese adult body. He throws temper tantrums and makes everyone despise him. He’s a bully and a loon and he’s stupid.
He does not understand why none of us have run from him, but remember – he demanded that the blog be shut down, WHICH HE HAS NO RIGHT TO DO. He doesn’t ‘get’ that, never will. He’s not in charge of anything or anyone here. All he ever had to do was let it go, but he hasn’t and probably won’t unless he’s locked up some place.
There’s not a whole lot of difference between wickre and that idiot Bobby/Derrick King who revived a dead thread because his ‘Spooky 8’ book is a flop and he wants to get some sales out of it.
Let wickre rant. Let him make threats. It all piles up on HIM, not on any of you.
Psulie-boi–you think you live in a quaint and quiet suburban neighborhood?
Come out to my neck of the woods. I’ll show you what isolation means. Go ahead, post my PII, dumbfuck. Call the cops while you’re at it. I know you don’t have the balls to come up here, and I’m pretty sure even you’re not so stupid you’d try to come up here armed after what you’ve posted tonight.
Val I saw the picture of you Ladies. The timewarp sent in different age directions. I am a old fashioned Southern Gentleman. I open doors,hold chairs etc.. When I see abuse of children and Ladies, I do something about it. THis is the way I was brought up.I guess I have the the “short man attitude”. I never back down from a bully.I just wish I lived closer to Paul K. Wickre so I brace him face to face. Paul I see your Buck knife and raise with Cold Steel 4 inch Tri-lite.Shall we dance? PS Psul spell check says you are so screwed-up I am misspelling your surname. Joe
Well, I had this crazy hope (expressed in comment 99) that Wickre would see the light and get some help. Then came the directed threats and phone calls. If he does receive the help he clearly needs, it will now likely come from inmate self-help groups and a monthly session with the prison psychologist. The line has been crossed. He jumped across it with both feet. His lawyer–and he will have one if doesn’t all ready–will advise him to enter treatment of some sort in anticipation of leniency. That and a Bible (passed in the court holding cell from one defendant to the next) are assured. There is nothing new under the sun. Wickre is strapped to the rocket headed for oblivion.
@290: A Bible passed from cell to cell in the courthouse, a well-worn jar of Vaseline from cell to cell in the state prison. Psul will need it for his dates with Bubba, or even worse for him, racist pig that he is, Clyde and Tyrone.
Psul (to borrow from Elle Driver in Kill Bill 2), pay attention – this involves YOU. … I should add, that loud, crude, entitled, racist, boorish mouth of his isn’t going to help him when he hits the general population. If he does end up in a real prison instead of a psych facility, he’ll get himself (note I said get HIMSELF, no action by anyone here required) shanked within a month. Probably within a week. Wall to wall counselling by the guards will be his only possible salvation – if they beat the crap out of him early on, it may knock the stupid out of him and shut his mouth so he doesn’t get killed by a fellow inmate. No humor here, serious business.
From my inbox this morning;
If I see that blog in the morning, running at the mouth, upsettting my stability and welfare, further by one syllable, I am telling you I am not am no longer stable based on your 5000 posts and attacks on my wife, my household, by mental competanc.e and the denigrationb of my family life, I will rise uop, go to 66w, acquirwe weapons abnto Lilyeas Hoiuse, for shhoting purposes
—
Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development
Bring it, fat boy.
I will not be surprised at all when the “Paul K Wickre – Arrested” headline shows up soon. It’s either that or his obituary because he’s heading down the path of hurting himself or someone
I know he doesn’t have the balls to do anything to someone on here, but I can see him taking it out on someone close to him. For their sake I hope he gets some real mental health help.
Paul, if you need to talk to someone please call 1-800-273-8255. It’s the national suicide prevention helpline.
“Jonn Lilyea, tear down this blog!”
historic moment in poser history. CNN will cover it live. Gunny Driveway will be dancing on the remains of the blog. Milli Vanilli will perform. And everyone will recall where thy were when they heard that Paul K. Wickre destroyed This Ain’t Hell.
Then, Paul wakes up. It was all a dream. Or, was it?
Paul K. Wickre, Gooooooooglefued again, you sorry, you mentally deranged, alcoholic, uppity, useless eunuch. Whattaya think of that?
“If I see that blog in the morning, running at the mouth, upsettting my stability and welfare, further by one syllable, I am telling you I am not am no longer stable based on your 5000 posts and attacks on my wife, my household, by mental competanc.e and the denigrationb of my family life, I will rise uop, go to 66w, acquirwe weapons abnto Lilyeas Hoiuse, for shhoting purposes
–
Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development”
So, that’s how you roll, eh? You are going to “acquirwe weapons”? Good luck on that fatboy. Do you really think that any one of us believes that it is this blog that has made you unstable? That somehow it is this blog that is affecting your welfare? Pauli Boi, it is the face in your mirror that is putting the screws to your life, and you are too damned dumb to see it.
It is you that has told the lies. It is you that has shown us all that you are a PATHETIC LOSER, with no more to claim for yourself than a few trinkets. We have only illustrated the “true you”, for all the world to see. There have been no made up claims by us, no false assertions.
It must suck to be you.
Since I am blessedly ignorant about the whole Greater DC area, could someone enlighten me? What/where is this “66W” that WEAK REE is referring to, and can I contact them to get some more weapons? I am always looking for additional sources for weaponry. It is a real place, isn’t it?
@293… looks like Paulie needs to be visited by the local POPO. IANAL, but that looks like a genuine threat against Jonn, and a bad move on one Paul K. Wickre’s (GOOGLE PIMP SLAP) part.
I won’t bore you with a rehash of my previous comments on how this Wickre/Monkress plot was concocted. Both likely fancy themselves as bruisers vice intellectuals… Heck, Monkress falsely adopted the persona of a SEAL. But in my opinion based on Wickre’s antics, I think the fatal flaw for Wickre was that he completely underestimated the people who both run this site and its honorable readers, as well as the reach that this site now goes. I don’t think Wickre ever in a million years thought that he would be outed. From there, he went from being the hatchet man for Monkress to having his own stake in all this. Of course, once outed, Wickre could no longer be an “overt” employee of APL, and entered a more clandestine role in the service of Monkress. And Monkress was doubling down to save his own skin, but Wickre likely did not fully see the full picture in terms of the damage he was causing himself by continuing with the Monkress plot. I think over the last few weeks, after the Rackspace fiasco, Monkress probably informed Wickre that he could never go back to his normal life with APL, and Wickre realized he failed in the plot. Wickre then went off the deep end… he failed Monkress and probably feels some animosity because Monkress continues to hide in the shadows and let Wickre completely destroy himself. Perhaps Wickre is starting to realize that Monkress is going to somehow use Wickre’s meltdown as an excuse to cover his own ass. So although Wickre is the public meltdown, don’t forget about Monkress’s role in all this. Monkress is willing to lie for money and prestige, so why not encourage an unstable guy to go off the deep end for Monkress’s own gain? Again, only my opinion based solely on Wickre’s own comments, statements, and antics, as well as the evidence against Monkress.
Frankie: “66w” must be one of those fabled pixie-dust-crapping-purple-unicorn gun stores, spoken of in wrathful tones by gun-grabbing politicians, that will sell even an obvious nutjob like Psul all the weapons and ammunition he can carry out, without running a NICS background check (which, of course, Psul will FAIL based on his criminal history – FACT). I need to up my Google-fu and find this magical place, because I’ve never seen an gun store like that. Then again, my own background is clean enough to get me a Secret clearance, so background checks aren’t a problem for me.
Either that, or “66w” is the badge number of one of the BATFE supervisors running Fast & Furious.
Why are we still feeding the troll?
Please stop feeding the troll.
The comments he makes in #202, if it’s him, are enough to file a lawsuit of our own, if he wants to continue to play that card. They were written by someone that drank too much Boone’s Farm Tickle Pink and got a hold of the computer password. I got dizzy just trying to read that drunken diatribe. I’m waiting for the crying jag to start.
As with Dullass, ignore him and he will eventually just go away.
@299: JAGC, definitely an analysis worth repeating, especially since Psul is reading – he needs to internalize his true situation. Reading about Monkress always reminded me of a sociopath I worked for for almost 5 years. He’d say anything to sell you whatever he wanted, or buy your loyalty, but if it was just you, him, and one parachute on a plane that was going down … get ready to ride that bird all the way down, because he’d save himself and leave you without a second thought. That’s the kind of guy Monkress is. A guy who’d hatch a grand masquerade of the kind that would involve an unguided missile like Psul, is the kind of guy who will discard Psul when he becomes a liability.
Thanks Ex-Hack for that good information, I am thinking that it is more the “Badge No.” scenario than an actual, neon sign carrying, gun store.
Paul K. Wickre is sure putting Phillip Dale Monkress, and All Points Logistics names up in lights isn’t he?
He wants them to join his PATHETIC LOSER club.
66w is Interstate 66 West that runs from the Virginia side of the Metro DC area to the sticks out here. Kind of the long way around, though.