TAH News and open thread
Well, I became a full time blogger about two hours ago when I turned in my equipment to the boss. I’m officially retired. Again. The last time I retired, I spent a year as a full time student with a full time and a part time job and three teenagers. This time, I don’t see that happening, none of it. So this means that I have time to call phonies and the public affairs offices about military stuff that offends me.
I can actually read the documents that Manning and Snowden released now. I don’t have to worry about someone complaining and getting my TS clearance pulled.
I’ll be doing my own FOIAs for a change. My former employer was the National Archives and Records Administration, so I never filed FOIAs so no one could accuse me of using my employment to get their records. Hondo and Mary did all of that for us – and I left a paper trail to prove that I didn’t file the FOIAs. But now I’m unencumbered. You can report me to my employer all you want – it’s me.
In celebration, my code monkey hippie chick is designing a new blog for us, one that doesn’t look pink in your browser. We expect to roll out the new look on March 1st. Expect some of our enemies to claim that they’ve taken down the blog again.
Sparks said that he needed an open thread, so consider this to be that. I’m going out on the deck at the TAH corporate resort to smoke a fat cigar and washing it down with a little rum seein’s how the temperature is above freezing for a change. Enjoy.
Category: Administrative
By the way, Dullard WitLessOne – you got the name completely wrong.
Again.
You are again cordially invited to watch this very NSFW/children/prudes video, then execute the instructions contained therein.
YES .. Frank James SPARKY Sparks….! You are missing a lot that these “Stolen Valor Reich” punks delete…. I have got all the poop on these idiots for prosecution in the new Florida cyber/laws. Even you Hollywood SEAL.. You are about to go Hollywood with your cyber/victim, Dallas.
About 6 of you (you included) will be under felony charges after the 1st of October… enactment day….
Google “Frank James Sparks” where you are the feature on my Google plus with Seavey and Lilyea and more to come.
Plenty of proof hereon….
Go watch the video and quit annoying the adults, Dullard. Then go do what it recommends.
Have someone explain the video (and my comments accompanying it) to you if necessary.
Who the hell is Frank James Sparks?
DuMBasS, you sorry bastard, you ALWAYS get it wrong.
That isn’t Sparks’ name, fuckstick. I know who he is.
Keep poundin’ that keyboard, you ignominious old fart.
You just give me SO much material for my villains. But I do have to say that while they are based on actualy looney tunas like you, DuLlasS, you are, indeed, hard to duplicate without me laughing myself silly while I’m cranking out copy.
Now, if ONLY you had the vagues idea on how to be nefarious….
Hey Dullass the booger-eating window licker, I live somewhere in Florida, TRY to find and sue me before you GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Argh!
Oh, sue me. Sue me, too!! Oooo! I have a Betty Boop song with new lyrics:
I wanna get sued by you
I do
I wanna get sued by you
It’s true
I wanna get sued by you
I do
Ooooo!
Boop boop dee do!
Timothy C. Roberts sounds like the name of my former 1SG back at Fort Wainwright, Alaska, late 1990s. I could be wrong – I am getting old and stuff is getting all mixed-up in my nogging.
Good morning all! I am up and at ’em and had my pain meds.
IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!
@154 Who in the HELL are you talking about? The only thing you got right was Sparks you IDGIT. And if you are planning to sue, please include me. I would feel left out and I like being a special little snowflake sometimes too. 😀
@156 EX, Thanks for taking my six on that one. Nice to know you and others have a fella’s back when he’s not around.
@157 Proud…I love ya man, I just love ya. You got number 1 on the FOIA thread! Way to be. Way to be.
So Dullass, you are going to procecute us after Oct 1st when the law is on the books.
So what your saying is there is no law now.
In the absence of a law there is no crime.
You are a Dunbass Dullass.
Watch more Law and Order and get back to us when you have something that makes sence.
@162 Morning Master Chief. I guess it’s the big SB48 program day. I will watch in your honor. But I will not pull for Seattle even though they are from here. Don’t like Washington teams and never have. Hate the Mariners. They always look good till the break then…to the cellar they head.
You guys ready for some laughs?
This guy describes a challenge coin as a medal, straight from Washington, that was “pinned on his chest” for an act that almost costed him his life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsgAPFtyKV4
Here’s his urban warfare training, doing almost everything we’re not supposed to do when doing room clearing:
@164 thebesig, LMAO. I have a couple of those medals he had on the table too. Their called, “dimes”. But I didn’t get mine in Washington. I got ’em back in change at McDonalds.
@154.
Felcher.
thebesig: was there supposed to be a 2nd link? I think the two you posted are the same thing.
Regarding his “medal” – I think that’s a “colorized” American Eagle bullion coin (1 oz silver, nominal face value $1, bullion value higher). I’ve seen colorized versions of them advertised for sale in several places.
http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/American_eagles/?action=american_eagle_bullion
He paid well above what the mint charges for the pretty colors on that thing. But as you point out, it’s hardly a “medal”. It’s a legal US $1 coin that also happens to be 1 oz silver bullion.
A couple of follow-up points about the guy in the video.
1. Nice cats.
2. He appears to be stupid as hell. I wonder if he’d take $2 for that dollar (face value) coin?
3. His cats are looking him in the video like they’re thinking, “What idiotic thing is this dumbf**k going to do next?”
Oh, I just had to look, didn’t I? Ga-a-a-a-a-adammit!
Two dimes and one of those enameled Liberty dollars that are only thinly plated with silver, meaning they’re worth less than the face value. Wow. I am impressed.
Even the cats in the video are telling us they think he’s an idiot. Did you see the way the Siamese looked at the camera?\
Adn then he goes target shooting with a clay pigeon and he MISSED THE SAME PIDGE three times! 3 Times! Count ’em!
Oh, he is really one ba-a-a-dassss, isnt’ he? Someone should take that rifle away from him before he hurts himself.
Thank goodnes I haven’t had breakfast yet.
Ex-PH2: actually, those coins are indeed silver. The mint doesn’t strike them using clad planchets, only bullion-grade silver ones. Third-parties buy them, enamel them, and resell them at a hefty mark-up above bullion price.
I think the left cat in the idiot’s video is either a Himalayan, Ragdoll, or a Birman. It appears to be long-haired. With Siamese markings plus long hair it’s one of those (or a “oops” mix). I can’t see the paws, so I don’t can’t tell if it has the white “mittens” you’d see on a Birman.
Making preps to get underway to support SB48. I will be at SECRET undisclosed location deep in the bowels of the iron curtain of security that we will be providing.
I will be on site by 1300. Please open a SB48 Thread. May I can post some of the stupid sh!t!
@169 Ex, the smartest creatures in the whole video are the cats. I bet they have to feed and water HIM and show him where the litter box is.
Sparks: I think they’ll also have to show him what it’s for, amigo. Otherwise he’ll never figure it out.
Hondo, it could be a medium coated Ragdoll, too, or maybe a Balinese.
Occasionally, you will see a Siamese with a long coat and mitted. My guess is it’s a mix of some kind.
My Himmie has a coat that is short and long and whatever in various spots.
@173 Hondo, scratch, dig, poop, cover, scratch some more, throw litter to hell and gone, then get out and on your way!
@154 Dulllllllaaaarrrrrdddddd – you’ve been saying for years that some sort of apocalyptic legal action was going to come crashing down on TAH. Keep wishing in one hand, and shitting in the other, and see which one fills up first.
You remind me of Harold Camping, that dried-up old delusional “pastor” who kept predicting that Judgment Day and the end of the world were coming soon (do you look like Camping in the picture at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping?).
Your threats and predictions always turn into dust before the wind, just like Camping’s mindless nonsensical ramblings. They keep fizzling out like a can of pop with the top left open for a day or two. You and Camping related somehow?
DullASS–seriously, the only person here who has ever or likely ever will face a felony charge is YOU. You remember, that whole “flying while intoxicated” deal? And your little brushes with the local gendarmes which result in a nol pros only because you went through a diversion program (a charge, which, BTW, is still online) at this stage of the game, where you should know better?
You want to send the dickweed ninja deathsquads up here? Wickre threatened that one too–look where it got his dumb ass. I’ll tell you the same thing I told him: I-95 north to Portsmouth, turn left, ask for me. I’m right here, not going anywhere.
You cyber/suicide bloggers here keep mentioning sue….. I want to prosecute… under the recommendation of the Medical Chief at the Daytona VA… They hate you all. See where you really are…?
The new felony cyber/laws in Florida will make you punks “A Slam Dunker” … says the Orlando attorney who legislated it.
You people are an “on going cyber/criminal enterprise” and your past transgressions will be revisited by the Judge , Grand Jury, and the RICO Act, too.
Do not compare me to a civilian Wicke… I am your official Vietnam War Veteran cyber/suicide victim… And I know allot more about you people and your echelons than he or anyone else does.
I noticed that ol’ Lilyea’s musings refer to his targets and cyber/victims hereon as “enemies”. Perfect confession.
Now the reality for all you punks is… that NONE of you have ever heard a person witness who actually knows me… who has ever heard what all you like to promote as your gospel about me. Therefore you all are doomed… just a matter of time.
Just a reminder, Dallas, the Special Forces Association thinks you’re a phony, too.
Marine_7002: no, WitLessOne doesn’t look like that. But if I recall correctly, one of his “friends and compatriots” (who’s a bit smarter than he is) actually kinda does.
Hondo: maybe he will resemble that photo of Camping a couple decades from now. Would be interesting to apply some of that digital “aging” software on Dullard’s mug to see what he’ll look like. Might be the basis for a good Halloween mask.
Listen, you brain-dead drooling fuck, I’m going to say this as simply as possible, cause I know your lips are moving as you read this.
NO LAWS HAVE BEEN BROKEN BY ANYONE HERE BUT YOU. Write that backwards on your hand, and bitchslap yourself until it sinks in.
And what law exactly has anyone here in your single-cell mind broken? And are you aware of a little phrase called, “Ex-post facto?” Are you aware of what it means? I mean, you have enough experience in the legal system (well, as a defendant, anyway) that you SHOULD know what it means.
Nobody knows you in your neighborhood because nobody WANTS to know you. Now don’t you have someplace you have to pass out drunk and get arrested again? I’m willing to bet that if your name crosses the desk of the Volusia County DA’s office again, they won’t be so willing to let you go with a slap on the wrist this time. YMMV.
Hey Jonn, when you set up your new format for the blog, why don’t you have one of those app designers create us a clock to measure the amount of time since the last lawsuit/jail time threat? We have gone thirty seconds without a legal threat…oh and there’s pickwickre peckrewood, Dullass, or Robert Danny Hays again. It’ll give us a goal to work towards (smile).
Somebody! Toss that koolaid guzzling, slob sHoRtBuS a fricking towel! He be making a mess on Lilyea’s floor. Good Lord! NO, I ain’t gonna mop up after him either. *spit*
Also in today’s news, it appears that Dallas thinks the TAH old-timers are involved in secret-squirrel government programs to build rocket ships for the construction of their new world order, and spend their spare time harassing PTSD addled veterans into suicide (and presumably tossing puppies into trash compacters and sodomizing bunnies). Check out his Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/LRP41EliteRanger?ref=nf. It’s a couple posts down, the one with the Project Camelot link. This has got to be the most incoherent thing I’ve ever seen on the internet…
WitLessOne: cease work with the “do not compare me to a civilian” crap, clown.
Dipstick, you ARE a civilian. That’s exactly what you’ve been for over 40 years.
You were once a soldier. But you were discharged from active duty over 40 years ago. Your reserve obligation ended almost 40 years ago. You’re not a retiree.
Since 2 July 1972, a civilian is precisely what you have been – nothing more, nothing less. You have no military connection any more whatsoever – and you haven’t since 2 May 1974. (The VA ain’t the military, fool.)
So quit trying to convince people you’re some kind of “super-soldier secret Ninja assassin.” You’re not.
Since the day you were discharged, you’ve been nothing but a wannabe, clinging desperately to the past and trying to relive your younger days – and embellishing the hell out of them. And you’re an obnoxious wannabe, who denigrates anyone and anything that came after you.
On top of that, you’re ignorant as hell.
The kicker is, you had damned honorable service in the Army. You served in combat. You were wounded. And you were decorated for valor. You were a drill sergeant.
But you had to p!ss all over your fine record by lying about your service, and claiming to be things you never were. And then you had to compound that by being a flaming jackass and public fool.
That’s sad. Just sad as hell.
Now, go away. Just go.
And stay away. No one’s forcing you to come back here and spew ignorance periodically.
@184–no, while addled and mentally flaccid, the honor for most incoherent thing has to go to Duff over at Veteran’s Today.
Believe me, that’s some weapons-grade stupid right there. Although bless his black dead little heart, DullASS does give it his best shot at the stupid title.
Why, oh why, hasn’t someone engineered a chute failure for the flying assclown yet? Or maybe no balls him into jumping without one? He’s enough of an ego maniac/retard to fall for it.
“I am your official Vietnam War Veteran cyber/suicide victim… ”
Now THAT is an interesting concept.
No…I am your official Vietnam War Veteran cyber/suicide victim.
NO!…I am your official Vietnam War Veteran cyber/suicide victim.
Will the real “official Vietnam War Veteran cyber/suicide victim”…please stand up.
Anyone else remember that show?
@186—Could you link that to me? I can’t imagine anything more outraegously stupid/ignorant than Dullass’s facebook ramblings, but I’ll bet I wanna see it 🙂
It involved blindfolds, Kitty Callen (sp?), and was always fun? Or maybe it was the other one. I’ve Got a Secret and What’s My Line have kind of melded together after all these years.
Anyway, What’s My Line is the one you are referring to today, Sparks.
@180.
Are you still on your quest for the Big 10 Inch?
@193 OWB YOOOUR’E RIGHT!!!
You win a…Brand New 2014………OBAMA PHONE!!!!
In other news, these enchiladas turned out very well today. May need another plate full of them. Not sure if the afternoon entertainment will be more of the “Murder She Wrote” marathon or the Kitten Bowl. Some of each would only be fair.
@194 Green Thumb you mean someone else here has a big 10 inches…besides me???!!! 😀 😀 😀 I crack myself up.
Of course I was referring to a big 10 inches of…snow or something else.
@182: HS Sophomore, that is an EXCELLENT idea. Jonn, can it be done? That would be funny as hell. Also, a block for the name of the current SV Poser-Threatener who most recently reset the clock.
Master Chief: I am, after a fashion, presently in your fair neck of the woods, assisting in an undoubtedly smaller way with security. They shipped me into EWR to provide an extra pair of eyes and ears, along with several dozen other fine folks from all over the country who do what I do. I believe Jonn has my email address, as someone provided it to PH1 Shep. If you’re in the neighborhood of EWR Monday or Tuesday, drop me a line and I’ll tell you how and where to find me.
Cool John. Great photo! Now I see better who I am reading about.
Gee, thanks, Jonn. I was soooo enjoying lunch until you threw that up, and now keeping lunch down is a serious issue.
Jonn, thank you for the repost. It’s been a long day far from home and I needed that belly laugh. Witless’s shit-eating grin in that mugshot is like my personal Mona Lisa. I always wonder, WTF was he thinking that made him so happy to be being booked and thrown in the hoosegow? Was he so $h!tfaced that he didn’t care? Was he looking forward to meeting lots of new friends in jail and enjoying, er, the company of men? Was he eagerly anticipating the free power-wash and delousing often provided in the drunk tank? Was he biding his time until he could get out and fire off some bluster at the arresting officers, the jailhouse guards, and the jail cafeteria workers? I’ve never seen anyone with quite that smile in a mugshot. … actually, that’s no longer true. A similar smirk can be seen in the booking photo of another potty-mouthed 8-year-old trapped in a grown-ass man’s body – Justin Bieber!