Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO
Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018
Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;
3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.
ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.
From MCPO;
Category: Phony soldiers
CBSenior – thanks for the insight. In the Army, if you fucked up you just got sent to Battalion or Brigade HQ to polish brass nuts – sounds like similar treatment. As far as driving the ship, it just kinda sounded like he was trying to be even that much more impressive. Eight hours in a combat zone – sounds mighty important to me… Anyway, MCPO I’m not a news guy in Portland. Just a former Soldier in San Antonio. nbcman54 is just a play on my old MOS. I’ve been trolling the site for a while and in between blowing pepsi out my nose over Chief Shipley’s Emmy award winning “outs” and being plain ole disgusted with some of the characters featured on this site I figured I’d start sneaking comments in.
@nbcguy54 Nice to have you aboard. You are right though, he does have to ENHANCE everything. He stood some guys watch at the Helm and it turns into Steamed the Ship for 8 hrs in a Combat Zone.
What he will not tell you is the Bos’n stirred Bernie’s coffee with his Dick then handed it back to him. Then sent him to the Engine Room for a BT punch.
@ nbcguy54 … we don’t need trolls, we need participants.
So pour a cup of “shut the fu&k up” and join the crowd!
Oh … after proving, through MIL speak dialogue, you are who you say you are!
Wink!
MASTER CHIEF!!!! You called ME a “post whore”??? 😀 You the man Chief and you always will be in my book of names.
@1556 nbcguy54 I’ve seen you post before, welcome here! Don’t let an old Navy Master Chief Petty Officer from New York City of all places push you around man! You don’t have to take that shit! Unless, I say…unless…of course…you are under his command! Then by ALL fuckin’ means listen UP sailor and FUCKIN’ LISTEN UP GOOD! 😀
@1551 nbcguy54,
Can you confirm if the drunk and disorderly Portland man in this video – is in fact Daniel Bernath?
Inquiring minds want to know! It is the same video from post # 1539.
NSFW: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9nKCsBNhcdU
MCPO – thank god you vet folks on this site. I would hate to be the only legit one here (LOL). I began life as a 67N in the Guard, went Active as a 54E, later turned into a 54B. Had I not been such a lazy ass, I would have been allowed to stay active long enought to retire, but after 15 very unspectacular years of active duty, I was given a check and told to have a nice life. So I am. A couple of tours in Germany (11CAS/11ACR, Fulda; C-4/14FA, B-22/14, Bamberg), some stateside vacations (Ft. Carson & Ft. Hood) followed by Ft. Livingroom where I am still outranked…
Should be B-2/14, not 22 – can’t type. All you Navy guys make me nervous – I can’t swim very well either. Remember that part when I reincarnate myself as a SEAL.
@1561. Brownwolf – sorry not me. I’m strictly an American car type of guy.
@1561 Brownwolf, nay not me either. Maybe if it was a baby blue Mercedes with blonde leather interior and 20″ chrome wheels and those really, really nice Bose 18 speaker, sound systems and the soft padded…uhm…whew…wow…yea…yea! Okay that’s enough, now I have to go to the little boys room. 😀
I was just thinkin…maybe it’s time for another one of those, one-eyed, blue vein diamond cutter, masterbation threads. What say you guys? Eh! 😀
Just remember…every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
///Please…think of the kittens///
Man that cracks me up every time! 😀
@ ALCON above … I have no idea what nbcguy54 just said … but it sounded LEGIT to me!
Whew! Thought I was busted there for a moment…
You want to see how much of a shit-mongering lowlife manipulator he is check out how he got a restraining order on the judge. He went through a local judge/court that was in a hurry and described the person as an any ex-coworker ( which was true, they worked together years back). He just told the judge he wanted the guy to not be allowed to enter the work place he listed,
Apparently the judge signed off without looking into the name or the address. The guy was a SS disabilty judge and the building cockface listed wasn’t HIS office, but the federal building where the judge worked at and the hearing rooms were. So he snuck one over until they got the RO tossed.
Conniving piece of shit isnt he?
nbcguy54, bernutsless spent some time on the Yorktown, part of which was in Tonkin Gulf. He wasn’t actually in-country, meaning on shore duty some place like Bien Hoa or An Loc or Ashau.
PH1 Sheppard, on the other hand, put in five full tours assigned to a SEAL Team in-country as a ‘shoe’, or fill-in techie/photojournalist, among other things.
So there is a world of difference between bernastypantsman’s inflated claims and the record of the person whose life/career he tried to steal. You have to wonder how he’d justify a sloppy job of altering someone else’s portrait, as he did. And when he had less than 3.5 years of active duty, you’d also have to question why he was shuffled off to the reserves during a time period (1969 to 1970) when the demand for active duty personnel was rather high.
I’m just thinking he really pissed somebody off.
I’m thinking that @1570 Just An Old Dog nailed it with the last sentence of his post: “Conniving piece of shit isnt he?”.
@Sparks, wha? Sounds like you’re bouncing off the walls about missing #1400,… well,…
NYAA-NYAA NYAA-NYAA NYAAAAA-NYAAAA!! 😀
@1573 Proud I knew I could count on you to come through for me. Nothing like a brother in arms. 😀
By the way, Bernath left a huge wake behind him but it will soon be “ALL STOP” and then, “ALL BACK”! (If those are the correct Naval terms). He will then be awash in his own wake.
Please stop saying Shep did 5 tours with a SEAL Team. He did not. Truth is he served with NSW for a tour or period and did some multiple tours during VN.
I may have mis-quoted Shep.
One tour, five tours, does not matter to me. He seems to be one of those rare humble people who you have never met but you feel like you have known him forever.
@ 3/17. Agreed.
Just wanted to correct record for third time, because I am a stickler on details.
Back to Bernath:
Dannyee Boyee,
Today you see yourself as a famous person in the environs of Portlandia.
Tomorrow you will be shamed and infamous.
The Master Chief!
EX PH2: E-mail to you, re the head that is on the body of your friend. Good info.
Toastie Coastie: Welcome aboard. Grab some popcorn, and share your thoughts. Watch out for some of these people, they will have you putting on weight with the recipes they provide when things get slow.
Y’all go easy on Toastie, she has a pretty big guy watching her six.
MCPO…… KATU? Am or pm?
Is KATU NBC affiliate?
Hi Frankly O!
Thank you for the welcome *smiles*
I look forward getting to know all of you and may even have a recipe or two to share as well being a former SS in the CG back in the day…
*Pops some chipotle spiced popcorn and a bottle of the good Irish and passes it around* Cheerios, Everyone *smiles*
KGW-TV is the NBC affiliate in Portland, Oregon.
Sorry, Master Chief. My bad.
@1581…..NBC is KGW channel 8 in Portland Oregon
#139 “Wow he is one of those bottom feeding Social Security lawyers, apparently he was practicing illegally in the State of Oregon and got his flacid pee pee wacked”
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
**cough**
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Man, I am stuck all night with a bad DC not replicating. I really needed that laugh. Old dog, if you are ever in Pittsburgh, PA 1st coffee is on me. Man, that was good. **bump**
ATTENTION:
Navy Times will have Bernath … FRONT PAGE!
Sorry … I was saving that!
@ #1540 Toastie Coastie & #1556 nbcguy! Welcome aboard! Glad you could make it! Jump in with both feet!
That’ll work, MCPO! Nothing like making the *big time*! lol
@1587 Thank you and THANK YOU Master Chief! Looking forward to the press in Navy Times! (by the way Master Chief…Happy Valentine’s Day sailor!)
@1582, Toasty – OOH! CHIPOTLE POPCORN? WHERE did you find it, and if you didn’t, can you pass us the recipe?!
I used to be a HAZMAT Contractor, and after doing a job with a crew full of “Coonasses” from ‘dem ‘ere Swamps”, I acquired a taste for spicy foods, after all, most “Coonasses” (Cajuns)believe that if it don’t make you sweat, it ain’t worth eatin’, *KEEYAWW!*!
P.S., For those of y’all that don’t know, calling a Cajun a “Coonass” is akin to calling a New Zealander a “Kiwi”!
Big Time? Hmmm. . . .
I’m on my way, I’m faking it
Let my BS flow, yeah
Might have to play with that one a bit for Bernie-boi here. Did that once before for Dildo-man, so it might be easy to rework.
@1591 A Proud Infidel
Its very easy, I made it myself…Just pop your favourite popcorn, place popcorn in a bowl.
Add a little bit of melted butter (or a lot, or none, your preference), mix it up so to cover the kernels.
Next sprinkle Simply Organic Chipotle Pepper (that’s what I use, but you can use any kind of Chipotle Pepper spice) onto the popcorn and mix coating the popcorn.
Enjoy!
If you like hot and spicy, I just wrote and made a recipe for Spicy Tortellini which can be made either as a vegetarian dish or with Chicken…If you would like that recipe, I would be happy to share.
@Everyone~
Thank you for the warm welcome and Happy Valentine’s Day to you…
Some VD love for Barnasty pants…
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Master Chief, that is OUT-FREAKING-STANDING news!
@1594 Toasty Coastie…Happy Valentine’s Day to you! 😀
And welcome…to TAH. On the air, five-by-five, 24 hours a day, seven days a week!
Oh I forgot, Daniel A. Bernath, I hope you have a lousy Valentine’s Day. It’s black balloons for you, you phony-balony wannabee, TURD.
(Thanks again Green Thumb for the one word excremental description of so many…especially Bernath.)
In the words of the famous actor and WWII, Purple Heart, veteran Jack Palance as “Curly” in “City Slickers”
Daniel A. Bernath…”I shit bigger than you!”…
Wow!
I hit 1600!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@1597 Sparks~
Thank you and and very loved filled day to you as well…:)
Well Danny Boi, are you all atwitter for your VD pressie? Aren’t you excited for all the fame coming your way? I know I can’t wait to see your explosion in lights! Dirtbag!
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I peed myself a little, Bonus points for Phallic Hedge Sculpture
Its fitting no? @1603 Enigma….Chris Kluwe at his finest…I can not claim the credit for those most colourful insults here and over on The Round Warrior William Derek Church thread.. 😀
Well, I want to wish all those who post here a Happy Valentine’s Day.
Shep sent me a dozen red roses.
If bernutsless gets anything, I hope it was moldy, withered onions.