Paul K. Wickre: GUILTY of…..
Resisting arrest, reckless driving, violation of probation, failure to obey a lawful order, assault in the second degree, violation of probation, driving in excess of reasonable and prudent speed on highway, telephone threats, assault in the second degree, resisting arrest, violation of probation, and class V incoherent usage of the English Language. (Some of those may be duplicates, hard to tell from the documents, but you can see the source for every one of those statements in the links below.)
He’s…..back……. Via an email…
Seavey , I saw what you did, While Lilyea is just stupid and cruel, I can see that you are venal and pre-meditated. You will get as you give. Since you are trying to diminish my life, I do not think you understand the well of hate you have opened.
You are of course right about Lilyea. (I keed, I keed.) I would have added diminutive, morose, curmudgeonly, and wildly successful at what he does. But me venal? Are you sure that’s the word you want to use? Because suggesting I am susceptible and predisposed towards bribery seems defamatory. I assume you can show I have taken bribes, so I invite you to show that documentation. See, that’s one of those things you probably shouldn’t be sending in late night emails. I assume from “you will get as you give” means you are starting a blog to detail my interactions with the police. Won’t that be fun. I’m not sure you can do an entire blog on a drunk in public charge from 1993, but it is a hella funny story. I’m not trying to diminish your life Paul, I’m trying to keep you out of mine. If I took down posts about you that would only encourage you. So I am using the only avenue available to me, putting the info out there so people can get the facts. If you went away and just shut up, the Google rankings would drop away. If you don’t click and comment on that stuff, it falls. The only reason we show up now is because you keep firing up the situation again. I don’t care what “well of hate” you have in you. I just want you to leave us alone.
Why don’t you poke around the Left Coast records to see what happens to folks like you.
Is this a threat? It’s written in such a buffoonish manner that I have no clue what you are trying to say. I have no desire to pick through any more of your records than I have already. Just posting up your history in Maryland has led to about 100 emails, each one more bereft of legal argument and logic than the one preceding it. Going on 3 months and you still haven’t had a lawyer contact me. I’m assuming that means you can’t find anyone to represent you.
Actually there are records here in DC, pre-Internet. Might want to form an idea of what happens when you fuck with someones life, the way you have, little man in Indiana.
Another threat? I’m not that little Psul. Again though, the only one “fucking with someones life” is you. If you went away, this shit would die out. You seem to want to nurture and plant fertilizer 5 nights a week at 1 in the morning. Despite having specifically stated you were done commenting. And more, and more, and more comments show up……
you are attmpting to ruin my worklife and career from your curb on the Internet. Of course we are going to fight back, but you are now a special 5 year exception, as the records will tell the story, if you can find them. Pretty good family story. Check out the outcome, you midwestern hick at National Archives and Lilyea at NARA.
No, I’m not. I don’t care about your worklife, nor your career. Don’t misconstrue apathy for malevolence. I wouldn’t hire you to do anything, and I would assume anyone who put 5 seconds of research into you would feel the same way. All you do is threaten people around you. You hurt everyone around you. Hell, you even include your wife’s email address in about half your messages to me for some reason I can’t figure out. Last week you tried to tell me how she’s a DC attorney, and I pointed out that her bar membership is listed as inactive, and suddenly she’s not on our emails anymore. Why’s that Paul? Is she getting tired of you causing collateral damage to her as well? I might have taken issue with that “midwestern hick” jibe a while back, but now, not so much. Starting to like Indiana.
Sweet Dreams
Thanks Paul, you too. It comes fairly easy since I have a good job, a great marriage, good friends, and a bright and optimistic future ahead of me. You should try that. Maybe if you let go on your “well of hate” you also could have sweet dreams.
All of this started because of you Paul. You aren’t a victim, you are the perpetrator. No one knew who you were until you came on here spouting nonsense about how Jonn and I were like the Nazis who killed the Jews. And then you started putting up our SSNs and DOBs. (I emailed you that info yesterday, but you didn’t reply.) At every single possible step you’ve made the wrong decision. And I suspect you will again too. Everyone has the right to remain silent, would that you had embraced this right about 2 months ago then I wouldn’t be posting things about you. But the only way to deal with a bully is head on.
So, here you go, reprinted so everyone will remember just what you are capable of. Telephone threats, assault, orders of protection, resisting arrest and violation of probation. It’s not too late to change your ways.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty)
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
DEFENDANT WAS ASKED IF HE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE SENTENCING. COURT (SAVAGE, J.) SENTENCES DEFENDANT TO THREE (3) YEARS INCARCERATION, SUSPENDS ALL BUT EIGHT (8) MONTHS TO BE SERVED AT THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS AND REHABILITATION, WITH A RECOMMENDATION TO THE PRE-RELEASE CENTER, EXECUTION OF SENTENCE PENDING PRE-RELEASE SCREENING, PLACES DEFENDANT ON THREE (3) YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, SUBJECT TO CONDITIONS AS SET FORTH IN THE PROBATION CONTRACT, WITH SPECIAL CONDITION THAT THE DEFENDANT HAS NO HARASSING CONTACT WITH STATE’S ATTORNEYS OFFICE OR WITH ANY POLICE AGENCY. COURT COSTS ASSESSED. STATE ENTERS A NOLLE PROS TO REMAINING COUNT OF THE INFORMATION.
Later on Appeal:
DEFENDANT WAS ASKED IF HE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE SENTENCING. COURT (SAVAGE, J.). SENTENCES THE DEFENDANT AS TO COUNT #2 FOR A PERIOD OF THREE (3) YEARS INCARCERATION SUSPENDS ALL BUT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY – NINE (179) DAYS, SENTENCE COMMENCING OCTOBER 12, 2007 AT 6:00 P.M. TO BE SERVED AT THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS AND REHABILITATION, UPON RELEASE DEFENDANT IS PLACED ON THREE (3) YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, SUBJECT TO THE SAME TERMS AND CONDITIONS AS SET FORTH IN THE PROBATION CONTRACT OF JULY 30, 2007. COURT (SAVAGE, J.) DETERMINES THAT THE DEFENDANT, PAUL K. WICKRE HAS WAIVED ALL FURTHER MODIFICATIONS OF SENTENCES.
NOTE to readers: Don’t make a statement of fact that isn’t a fact. Psul will seize on it. So make sure what you are saying is either a fact (“Paul was convicted of resisting arrest”) or opinion (“he’s a bloviating pile of fetid dogshit.”)
Category: Politics
Ex-PH2, if he did, in fact, make $26M in 2009, he should be taking home about $2M in interest, conservatively, a year. But, since he was smart enough to figure out commodities and currency trading, he should be doing much better than that. If that were the case, why waste your time at an office making $500K/yr when you can obviously be far more productive staying at home and working the commodities. The bigger question is why is the wife sticking with an $80K/yr job as a personal staffer to a member of the House? In DC circles, personal staff for a member of the House is just above intern. I remember when I first got here, I was talking to some big wig at one of my social events (Psul wouldn’t have even made it past the valet at that one. It was at the Cosmos Club, I believe) who told me that GS-15’s are a dime a dozen and that someone who is going places in DC doesn’t aspire to be a GS-15 or a personal staffer.
Yo Paul (of the Ballsack),
Leggo my Phildo.
@103……GT…..
Psul and Phildo should be soon asking…..”You want Jelly or Syrup with that???”
He’s an assmunch….
Is that statement of fact or opinion?
@102 – Bobo, in my opinion, the answer to all of your questions is that psulie-o the uncoolie-o is a compulsive liar who couldn’t fool a shoeshine boy, never mind any of us.
If you recall his posts (and I don’t infer that you need to review them), he brags about his wealth and status in one breathe and then contradicts himself with the next breath.
In my opinion, he’s a borderline something or other, but there are actually jobs he could do. According to the Dept of Labor, the trucking industry will grow by 100,000 jobs by 2014. The problem with that, as we all know, is that you have to have a CDL Class A commercial license, and a clean driving record. Getting the CDL-A license isn’t that hard, it just requires instruction in how to drive, maintain, and use the big rigs. But psulieboi doesn’t have a clean driving record. So that’s out.
Another occupation is bartender/barista/drinks mixer, which anyone can learn quickly enough. If you can mix a ‘screaming Viking’, you’re probably in, just ask if the customer wants the cucumber bruised or not. The tips are good if the bartender has customers that like her/him. But again, this kind of job requires an ability to refuse alcoholic beverages, which is probably impossible for psulie-bot.
Then there’s running the craps table at a casino. It might be right up his alley. All you have to do is tell people to place their bets, watch out for people who cheat with the dice, and being a bully might have an advantage.
These are all just suggestions, of course.
@106
He could also get a job sucking farts outta airline seat cushions
@105. I believe that it’s called a factual opinion. Funny thing about facts. They are categorized as true and false. Thus, one can have a false fact, which is not the same thing as a lie or even a mistake. It was once a fact that the world was flat. It was later proved to be a false fact–but neither a lie nor a mistake at the time it was held. Why did I offer this? I have no freakin’ idea whatsoever.
@ 108
Thanks for clearing that up! 😉
Wait, wait, wait!!!! Stop the presses! Hold the speculation!
I have the perfect job for our boy psulie-o the uncoolie-o.
It requires an abrasive personality (check); an ability to ignore attractive women (check); a large size (check); you can be a liar and a criminal, and nobody cares (check); and it helps if you are both large and intimidating, which means you can scream bloody murder at people as part of the job.
Here goes. You guys ready for this?
BOUNCER IN A STRIP CLUB OR A CASINO.
Now, this works for psulie-o the uncoolie-o because (as we all know) he fulfills all the requirements for this kind of position, in addition to which, there are five in Maryland within commuting distance of his house, including one just off the Capitol Beltway.
An alternative could be bagman or legbreaker for a loan shark, but since Whitey Bulger is now convicted and will be getting his sentence before long, there may not be too many of those jobs open.
Another alternative is running one of those payday loan shark outlets that charge an exorbitant interest rate and will repo your car if you’re stupid enough to miss one payment.
And last, but certainly not least, janitor at the local Federal Reserve Bank. This is where paper currency is shredded and recycled. “Mad Money” is a good movie to watch as homework on how the Fed Banks work.
Anyone else?
@110 Ex-PH2….(This one is for Green Thumb)
“Turd Burglar.”
@100: see, I’m disappointed at NOT being mentioned. After all, it was I who homed in on Psul’s affection (or affectation maybe?) for spending oodles of money on concours-condition 1980s-era Jaguars – perhaps the worst years ever (combined with the 70s) for that brand. That’s taken off into its own meme. C’mon Psul, throw me a frikkin’ BONE here. I deserve some kind of mention!
BOUNCER IN A STRIP CLUB OR A CASINO.
An alternative could be bagman or legbreaker for a loan shark
I’m thinking you give him way too much credit. In both of those cases, it’s useful to be physically intimidating. In my opinion, the only thing Psul could and would actually fight for the the right to be power bottom on a continuous basis. With his physique, he’s about as intimidating as a sack of dog food, in my opinion.
Plus a bouncer actually has to have people skills. You gotta be able to look a drunk in the eye and politely say “I’m sorry sir (or ma’am), but I’m going to have to ask you to leave”. It is my opinion that there’s no way he could do that.
Further, it’s my opinion he’d drink the bar dry before his shift started.
@101
It is my opinion, and my opinion only, that this individual’s arrest and convictions are a clear indicator of his value as a human.
VOV, it’s a fact that my opinion is that your opinion is factually correct.
@Nik – I was being generous. 🙂
@115: I was thinkin’ the same thing. For once, Ex has proven herself fallible. Psul might be able to gull the wimpier drunks (see BIEBER, JUSTIN, sans security detail) through sheer anger. Once that’s expended, there’s not a mean drunk that would listen to him. Plus, bouncers must sometimes interact with law enforcement in a positive manner. Psul isn’t capable of that – his record speaks for itself.
@115
Nik – I was being generous
Wait. No. I take it back.
I really want to see Psul attempt bouncing. Preferably at some biker or gang-banger bar. I want that on video.
Some men are fighters,,, some men are lovers,,, Paul is niether.
@Nik – Now you’re getting the idea. I’m in the me, too mindset on that.
@119: sorry I doubted ye.
@Ex-
I’m a little slow, but I get there.
Well, see, this kind of job (bouncer) would require – as was pointed out – people skills, but bouncers are also aggressive if someone is unruly and does not wish to leave.
I was looking at it from the viewpoint that psul the pustule would finally run into someone else he couldn’t intimidate who might beat the living shit out of him.
Oh, what was I thinking? I meant (as always) teach him some respect and good manners. Yes, that’s what I meant. 🙂
Like I said, I was being nice.
Here’s a repeat of part of my poem (see above @65):
He’ll never get past us.
We won’t give an inch.
We’ve won other battles.
We’re fierce in the clinch.
Oh, bring it on, wickre!
You blustering fool!
You’ll never get past us,
You fat, aging mule!
We’re all here to stay
And we’ll drive you away.
So you might as well stop
So your brain cells don’t pop.
I can tell you from experience (I am a bartender) that bartending is out for Paul. People have to like you and you can’t drink while working. Maybe he can find someone to hire him to scream at kids that are on their lawns. I think that’s about all he’s good for, that a he’s good for a laugh now and again.
Too true, Ex. This whole episode is about calling Psul to excellence. Not seeing him pounded into the pavement by mean drunks. Turned into a long bloody gelatinous smear by the steel-toed boots of an entire MC club … Ah, but I digress.
@123 It’s too bad there are no more positions available for village idiot, I suspect that occupation might hold some small future for such a person…
Ex- here you go, I see the monkey behind the bar madly throwing poop while drinking very very hard booze and typing badly on a keyboard, (my own personal opinion).
We all have our fantasies, eh? It’s okay.
Yeah, I’ve got this one.
Have not been able to keep up with the antics of Psul, aka “BITCH BOI” lately. I have been working over 70 hours a week for the last three weeks. Damned hospital has become my second home.
So I will just have to drop in and update myself with Psul’s aka “BITCH BOI’s” latest and worthless threats whenever I can find the time.
You haven’t missed much. He’s been pestering Jonn & TSO lately, but it’s the same old crap. He comes on like John Holmes, but he always proves himself to be Pee-Wee Herman, or Biebs.
ExHack, I have to say that I have seldom seen anyone as jealous of decent as wickre is. He has nothing. He can only stand outside and look in at us.
I think putting him in the same category as PeeWee Herman is actually an insult to the PeeWee. psul the uncool is truly lower than PeeWee.
Ooops! That should be ‘decent people’.
I think that Paul K. Wickre could be an independent contractor for companies in the matter of media relations. If anyone knows how to turna negative into a positive, it would be Paul K. Wickre. Look what he managed to do for All Points Logistics.
And be sure to tune in later this evening for another tribute song to Paul. This one is reaching back to the top of the charts of 1975. So get those Kasey Kasem long distance dedications in now.
Ex, you are correct. Pee Wee turned his life around, something Psul has singularly failed to do.
Bieber, OTOH, is just about right as an anal-ogue for Psul.
Hack, it will no doubt be a masterpiece! Waiting eagerly.
Psul would be an excellent “reverse executive”. Keep his ass in an isolated office and whenever a situation came up that dealt with ethics, personnel or judgement.
Have him whip out a 5 page plan of action.
Then do the exact opposite.
Or psul the pustule could find work as a super dooper pooper scooper at the local dog park. He pretends he knows something about dogs, although we have no proof of that.
Okay, I am about to post, but then have to step out for about 90 minutes. that should give you all the time you need to read, digest and appreciate my latest work. Then you can tell me how wonderful that I am.
Ladies and gentlemen, Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines, I give you the next tribute to Bethesda’s greatest treasure. While enjoying this tribute, please have the music to Rhinestone Cowboy going through your head. Enjoy!
I’ve been trolling this mil-blog every night
Perpetually losing the fight
I know everything they write, and their gonna pay
Where stalking’s the name of the game
And I’ve been certified way past insane
There’s been loads of accusations
Negatively impacting my employment applications
But the police lights are gonna be shinin’ on me
Like a spandex cowboy
Riding my Jag to the front of the unemployment line
Like a spandex cowboy
Gettin’ hate mail and spit on by people I don’t even know
And no job offers comin’ over the phone
Well, I really do love the attention
As I am locked in preventative detention
But you’re down when APL blocks all your phone calls
And I dream of the things I’m going to do
When I get even with Nik, Hondo and Valkyrie ,too
There’ll be loads of court injunctions
As I lose my bodily functions
But I’m gonna be where the police lights are shinin’ on me
Like a spandex cowboy
Riding my Jag to the front of the unemployment line
Spandex cowboy
Gettin’ hate mail and spit on by people I don’t even know
And no job offers comin’ over the phone
Like a spandex cowboy
Riding my Jag to the front of the unemployment line
FADE
Like a spandex cowboy
Gettin’ hate mail and spit on by people I don’t even know
😀 outSTANDING!
nice Hack!!! I can see him waddlin’ down the street with his spandex on, or a pair of buttless chaps.
Dog, that visual…ah God, my eyes!
Just an Old Dog: “or”? Didn’t you mean “and”? (smile)
Wearing Spandex under them, kinda defeats the purpose of wearing the buttless chaps. He needs to show his best “ass”ets… knowwhatImean
Just and Old Dog: not necessarily. I seem to recall reading that certain spandex clothing items – especially some items of women’s lingerie, as I recall – might have a few strategically-placed gaps. The term “crotchless” for some reason comes to mind . . . .
The above is, of course, merely a hypothetical discussion not necessarily directed towards or applied to anyone we here at TAH “know and love”. (smile)
Hondo, are you referring to thongs? There is an entire line of men’s underwear — onesies, I think — specifically designed to show some ass. Makes da ghey ghys happy. Leaves little to nothing to the imagination.
It’s just that the models they used were extremely fit and almost ripped, which, as we all know quite well, does not apply to psul the pustule.
@137 – That was great! Paul K. Wickre is all of that, and more!
Ex-PH2: not thinking of any type of men’s underwear whatsoever, lass. That’s all I’ll say on the subject. (smile)
While you’re chipping away at wicked little wickreman, take a moment to listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdjKH5u9urc
The man who sings Wolfram’s “Song to the Evening Star” was born with shortened limbs because his mother took Thalidomide, which was found to cause severe birth defects.
Quasthoff is considered to be one of Germany’s greatest singers.
I am thinking that maybe just maybe Paul has finally done something he can’t scream his way out of. I’m going to miss the stupid ass. Not!
What a shiteater!!!!
Valkyrie – you could be right.
I love Jonn & TSO
THEY ARE MY HEROS!