Wittgenfeld’s happy dance
I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;
New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!
This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.
Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.
You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.
I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.
Category: Phony soldiers, Shitbags
Bikers: No issue.
Poser Bikers: Major issue.
MC’s that are cool with Poser Bikers (Monkress): Fucking Turds.
It is Saturday night, one of Paul K. Wickre’s favorite weeknights for showing up drunk and disorderly. Which post will he drop his load on tonight?
@102.
My best guess.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35701
Those T-shirts are actually kind of cool. I wonder if Dumbass Whittenturd would sell me one?
@102.
Actually, he might not.
Probably to busy scrubbing the graffiti off of the walls in the men’s room.
The custodial staff is probably laughing too.
GT, Frank, he has 3 more days in this window to make his existence known. He tried yesterday, to no avail.
Doing my laundry is more interesting than he is. He’s just boring and repetitive.
How the futile hath fallen.
Ooops! Cleared my browser. Anonymous is moi.
I’m just curious if he will abide by whatever “legal” advice his land attorney gave him?
[Removed by the guy who pays the bills]
So, is that wickless or dullass @108?
“As to.” Gee, I wonder.
[Removed by the guy who pays the bills]
Yeah, it’s pickwickre peckerwood in person, as I expected. I said there was one more day for him to erupt and spew all over TAH.
Damn! I’m good!!!!
Wicker, get a life, you dumb, stump-sucking, wart-ridden corpse plant. You’re using up air that real people need.
@111- Brother, the rock done fucked your shit up
Paul ” Pee Wee” Wickre, you know that impersonating a Commissioned Officer of the US Military is a Federal Offense, don’t you? *YAWN* Ex-PH2 knows your pattern to a “T”!
At least you posted something halfway coherent his time.
You lose again.
PSUL? SFTU!
What an idiot.
What do you fucking windbags not understand about the first amendment? Liars get called liars.
Clownass Poser.
It’s all fraudulent.
Hey, I did get a letter from the VA Health Services today, about what to do for emergency care and how to go about getting help with paying for it if I need to do that. I should go over to the VA and get my blood pressure checked, get my flu shot and get a weight check. I’ve lost at least one dress size (yippeee!!) this spring and summer.
Psul Wicker (rhymes with “Needle Dicker”):
I will expect the letter from the VA about the same time as you get TaH removed from the internet…
As in, never.
LULZ!
While we await Dullass Lardass and his assistance with Jonn’s internet hosting expenses, perhaps Paul K. Wickre would like to buy some of the goods in his private selection. If he does, I will not only donate my profit from his purchase but will match that profit from my pocket. Helluva deal, Pauli Boi. Check out yer private stock:
http://www.cafepress.com/frankopinions/10279519
Pretty good stuff for a pathetic LOSER.
Hey “Captain”, with all due respect – go pound sharp rocks up your ass.
Instinct, that’s not the REAL Paul Hammer. It’s Wickre sock puppeting using Dr. Hammer’s name.
All TAH, not sure where to post this. After the big stand down and withdrawal from the TAH site after several months of scrapping, I wanted to end on a good note. Phil, my brother, really broke no rules, and is humbled, as am I. After several months of google-fu as you put it, we have withdrawn and I have extensive commentary with JLilyea as to our loss and withdrawal. I did meet with multiple players on the DC Contracting scene, following the blog and the back and forth, for months, as to Government Contracting, set- asides, claims, enrichment and your so-called public-shaming, and so on. Maybe 10 people who have read everything. We all went out to dinnner and discussed the TAH, posts, all of it. As promised, here is my signature and IP address, in Bethesda MD. All the others, must be new players on new issues , as I wrote , as you are attracting new enemies, but not me. We examined all the issues, the stolen valor, the exposure, the controversy, the posers, over a good dinner conversation. One question came up and emerged over and over again, and I am being honest here, PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, LET ME REPEAT, on the STOLEN VALOR, FALSE ENRICHMENT, CONTROVERSY, GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING AND ALL OF IT. THE MOST REPEATED INQUIRY, at the dinner table was the single question?????? DID YOU BUY THE ASTON MARTIN VANQUISH 6.0 Liter handbuilt COUPE? On my mothers grave, which CHIPNASA found and promised to excrete upon, or suggesting that I Skull- Fuck my Mothers Corpse as to your word-imagery, or face a beating from your motorcycle brothers promising me assualt with a 2×4 or anal raping to to my body with a stick of wood, or other taboo sick and twisted topics, the answer is I DID!! As I see you, as my friends told me around the dinner table, there is a populace of you that are gun-toting, harley riding, meth sniffing, bottom of the social class, neer-do-wells that can type on this Internet site. But that does not answer the question… Read more »
How about everybody meet in Huntsville Alabama? I’m not gonna miss this for anything in the WORLD!!!
Phil, my brother, really broke no rules
I got an idea–how about we let the IG make that call, mkay?
Bean soup – yes, one of many of the healthiest dishes in the world. Beans are a staple of the diet of many European countries, such as Italy, where heirloom beans are sold at the counter and raised and harvested by hand.
In fact, bean soup can be made without the use of meat like ham or smoked beef or smoked turkey, in a completely vegetarian manner, by using a 32-bean mix and some freeze-dried vegetables. And since smoky mesquite flavoring comes from the mesquite bush, it adds amazing flavor to the broth with little to no effort.
Anyone who has a kitchen knows that cooking from scratch isn’t just something that foodies do. It’s healthier, fresher, and has better flavor than frozen stuff, and has nearly nothing in the way of preservatives or unwanted chemicals.
So for the price of about $5.00 worth of materials, I have a full 8-quart stock pot of from-scratch bean soup and all Paul K Wickre has is metal junk.
Oh, yeah — he says he stole. Admits to committing auto theft right here in front of us, where the entire world can see it. I belive auto theft is considered to be one of the more egregrious felonies you can commit.
What did you get for it at the chop shop, Psuliebot?
Oh, yeah — about that Family Trust you like to brag about: you haven’t gotten past that spendthrift clause that was written into it, have you?
No, I didn’t think so.
PH2–and if you’re lazy like me, I “splurge” on a ham steak and a bag of that 15-bean mix, a can of chopped tomatoes, and a little bit of lemon juice. Total cost of that is about $6-7.
Soak the beans overnight, rinse, then put into a slow cooker with everything else and let it go for 6-8 hours on low.
Nothing better on a cold winter’s day. Except for maybe my chili.
NHSParky, I use the 15-bean mix, too. North Bay Trading has a 32-bean plus veggie mix that everyone seems to like a lot.
I’m getting so stoked for slow-cooker beans with smoked sausage, barbecue ribs in the slow cooker, and another one of those to-die-for corned beef briskets. And chili, omigod, yes, chili. And tortilla soup made up of the tomato base for chili, lots of lime and cumin, oregano and garlic powder, and once it’s ready, throw in some tortilla chips. I can live on soup and stuff like this.
Psul, once again proving he is a schizophrenic, narcissistic asswipe, and just an all around douchebag.
This is goodbye number what? 14? 18?
Too long, didn’t read. I assumed boring attempts at feeling superior. Probably comment about hating women. Certianly going to have the attemp to appear a posh gentleman. Odds are failing in all that.
And with that disclosure; I am still wealthier than he is. Standing head and shoulders above him in integrity, honesty, and neighborhood appreciation.
Paul K. Wickre; how long has it been since a person of good standing told you: “You have more Charm and Charisma in your little finger than most people have in their whole bodies.”? I was recently humbled by being told that, and by a person whom I sincerely look up to; another in my circle of mentors.
And WEAK Ree; while I am at it; it is said that one can be judged by the company that he keeps. You have chosen to align yourself with the LIAR and THIEF, Dullass Whipitnflogit. The two of you should bond well, you are each at the bottom of the barrel of society.
Now we must wait for the booze to draw him back within his warm embrace. And the true Wickre to emerge.
Paul K Wickre a/k/a the Wickre Man keeps saying ‘goodbye’ but then he keeps coming back.
Promises, promises, promises. He breaks them all.
In the words of that sagacious wordsmith Green Thumb — TURD!!!!
Psul, anyone who would have a sit down dinner with you and not feel the urge to pimp slap you after listen to you drone on about you being in the lucky sperm club has no respect in my book anyway. “Phil My brother, broke no rules”. That’s for the oversight committees to decide ( and the jury in his DUI case). You are the last Motherfucker on God’s green earth to make any decision on right and wrong and ethical behavior. You impersonated an LEO over the phone. You impersonated a high ranking Naval Medical Officer on this very thread. You have constantly made posts that were racist, sexist and demeaning towards people that both serve their country and actually work for a living. I actually could almost give you a pass because you weren’t raised properly. Despite all their involvement in Society and the Church your Mom and Pop displayed no positive image for you to follow. Trying to welsh on a deal and committing fraud after buying a radio station is not an example in business ethics to set for your child. I’m sure mom and pop hit the bottle pretty hard too. That would be the reason why your Pop supposedly had a mental breakdown in the middle of the civil trial where they found him guilty of fraud. Sitting up late sucking down whiskey and trying to come up with more underhanded tricks to get out of paying what he owed probably shot both his state of mind and liver to hell. Hell, he did have much of a moral compass to follow either. The Wickres started committing fraud almost as soon as they stepped off the boat, collecting “welfare” for lodging when they already had a place to stay. Too bad they didn’t have effective treatment available to treat your dad back in the day. Maybe the divorce could have been avoided and he could have turned his life around and raised you to be a man, instead of a cowardly little bitch. I guess his drinking led your mom to finally getting rid… Read more »
@136.
Harsh.
I love it.
@136 Or as Greenthumb so eloquently puts it “Turd”
I think Jonn should have a category for the Tournament called the Turdburgler Sidekick award. It can be presented to those that defend their Stolen Valor heroes the most vehemently, either on this board or in the press.
Typical Bethesda cracker bullshit. “Look at the way I spend my credit all of you little people who live within your means.” That car is going to look good in my driveway after my pro bono 1st Amendment lawyer in Montgomery County gets done with him.
By the way, Psul tried to bribe me into taking down the posts about him. I ain’t going for it.
Jonn I think you should win the car, auction it off and give most of the proceeds to real SEAL veteran charities. That would be icing on the cake.
Psul is trying to convince us that he spent an evening of stimulating conversation and fine dining with his peers that shared all of his opinions and his ethics.
What actually happened is he got drunk and fell into an open septic tank. He fit right in.
Turd.
@139. This is not a matter of principle, it’s a matter of principal and interest. If the money is good–I’d say $50,000 in cash, at a minimum–take the money!
@136: well played as always.
I do believe Psul had dinner meetings with what he believed were multiple players in the contracting biz. Cold Costco pizzas tossed into his vomit- and excrement-stained rumpus room by Karen do count as a dinner meal. And after enough cheap hooch, I’m sure Psul believed the finger puppets on each digit were actual humans.
I’ll add, I’m a bit puzzled as to how his TAH rants scored him the real or imagined Aston. Is he implying Phildo paid him to call magnitudes more bad attention to Phildo? If so, Psul may be an underestimated crazy fox … For now.
He says he stole that car. He understated the price. It’s over $182,000, not including dealers’ fees, prep charges, taxes and licensing fees. That alone, for a car like that, is stiff. So he’s lying again.
Lying is a sin, Psulie-o the Uncoolie-o. Shame on you.
But the worst part is that he actually thinks anyone gives a rat’s fuzzy ass about how much money he spent on a car, for Pete’s sake.
So I went to the local grocery store to look at prices where he is and compare them with where I live. Strawberries: Bethesda: $2.99/lb. My store: $.99/lb. Same producer co-op, same weight, same size strawberries – pingpong ball sized — and he pays three times as much as I do for the same thing — and that’s assuming that he even knows how to find the grocery store. Semi-boneless ribeye: $6/lb where he lives. Boneless rib-eye where I live: $5/lb. He pays extra for the bones.
That’s all indicative of NOT KNOWING HOW TO FRACKING SHOP.
You said “Frack.” I wouldn’t have taken you for a BSG fan.
@141, J.O.D., more like he had conversations with the voices in his head after another bottle of Ripple Blanc and some Thunderbird!
@LebbenB, BSG the original, and BSG the revival. Also, B5, Farscape right up to the end, and Tripping the Rift.
PH-2. Liked all those too. Especially Bab5.
I am familiar with many in the DC-area Ivy League/old money crowd, and none of them would ever deign to publicly behave like Monkress’s employee Wickre. If Wickre does have any connections or “meetings,” the real story is that DC-area contractors are really meeting and gaining perceived influence with his wife, the right hand for a Florida Congressman, and Wickre is merely an unavoidable sideshow to nod and smile at. Quite frankly, nobody around here in DC wants to be overtly connected to a guy with 35 criminal cases logged in the Maryland courts who also publicly attacks military members as “peasants” and unsophisticated losers. That’s bad for business. Monkress brought it upon himself and APL when he concocted this scheme, and his business will suffer. But I think in this case regarding the dinner “meetings,” it was really a confab between Wickre, Monkress, and their imaginary friends.