Shirtless poser seeks undeserved praise (Kyle Barwan).
I wanted to post this phony before I closed out because of what he lied and how he did it stand out from your normal faker. Meet Kyle Barwan, (listed at the bottom of the page. )
He is claiming that he was a ” Ranger, MP, 1st Cavalry, a sniper, a First Lieutenant, and claimed to have served a tour in Iraq.”
Also claimed that he earned a Silver Star by pulling eight guys to safety after a IED blast.
Also he tries to act like he has been there done that on FaceBook.
The only real problem is that he he has only been in the National Guard and was kicked out for impersonating a Officer in 2007. Oh and he is claiming that he part of ROTC and recenty went to Camp Atterberry
Considering he did such a bang up job pretending to be Army Lieutenant do we really want him to be in charge of real troops?
Added: Also Amy found a MySpace page that has the same info as our friend here.
UPDATE:
I found what was posted his Myspace account for the entry Army Sniper. Also he has another one that refers to being in Iraq.
UPDATE November 24 2010:
Police in Knox County are holding Kyle Barwan of Crestwood, Illinois on charges of possession of cocaine and impersonating a public servant, and even more charges may be coming.
Yep still at it.
http://swfs.bimvid.com/bimvid_player-3_2_7.swf?x-bim-callletters=WPSD
Update: goes under the following names/usernames.
Kyle Reacher, Kyle Felucifer, Klutch, Klutch_Reborn.
Category: Phony soldiers
Well Kyle; another of your “friends” has responded. Your “army buddy”, (LMAO on that), Pvt. Mohammed has said that he too sees you as useless, as a user, as a liar, as a poser, and maybe a couple of other things that I forgot. You are pathetic. Do those nieces n nephews know the “real uncle Kyle”? How you gonna ‘splain this all to them?
Were you not offering to help??? Why keep putting me down like this why not try and lend a hand
Listen I don’t care right now I’m asking you people for help og which I need you people don’t have any clue what I’ve been thru not the slightest amount apperantly no one wants to help so why do I bother there is only 2 people who actually give a shit to try and help and have been trying to give me a hand those are the people that matter right now
I told you what you should do on how to help fix the mess your in. Stop playing woe is me and do something. A public. Applogy on FB is a good start.
While I understand that you are claiming you have been through “stuff” none of us know about Kyle…but as a survivor of 12 yrs of “stuff” and spending the past 10 years rebuilding my life, there comes a point that you have to get up out of the corner, get help and live your life..Living your life not blaming other people or circumstances and realize that YOU are responsible for the actions and words that come from your body, soul, and mind. It is only then that we can really enjoy the beautiful world, friends, and family that surround us…Because of my healing and the ability to feel again, was the reason I let you in my home..you abused that trust but it did not put a dent in my faith in humanity…
KYLE! The only problem you have, the only problem you have ever had, the “stuff” you have been through all comes back to one person- YOU! Suck it up, bitch; and pretend that you are a man. Do as I said up in comment #83. Then and only then may you actually begin to take on the appearance of a man. Go over to POW NET and make a sincere apology as the Sporkmaster has suggested, and then go to your Facebook page and do the same there, but list those who you have wronged.
And, for the 5 bonus points; Set your dummy friend “Pvt Mo”straight. He is NOT a Pvt. He hasn’t even taken the oath as yet. Doing PT does not make him a private. Did you pay him the $130.00 you owe him for the ACUs?
You are your problem. You did the “stuff” to you. Get over it.
Just got in and found this message on my facebook page from Kyle BARWAN’s brother Josh BARWAN:
” Josh Barwan September 3 at 8:33am Report
Listen here, yes hes my brother, kyle barwan, and i know hes a big screw up, but hes my brother and i grew up with him! everything you and everybody else is saying is causing things to be hard on me and my family! im not tryin to be an asshole, but wen it comes putting my last name to shit, i can can be the biggest one you’ll ever meet! just do me a favor and cut the shit! wen i get my hands on him, it will be far worse than words can explain! Do you think you can do that little favor for me and just stop? And by the way, this is the real world and telling me to eat snot really isnt the best choice of words! You can cus! lol now can we make that agreement?
And my reply to him:
I see no agreement that I am interested in. If it is your family name that you are concerned with, take it to the cause of the bad name. Telling me to not go after Kyle is useless, and I would suggest that you take your woes to Kyle Barwan.
You said: “You can cus!”
I could if I were unable to communicate with non-profane usage of the language. There are many like that, including Kyle Barwan. I prefer to use the language that I would use to a snotnose. As far as you claiming to be an “asshole”, I would guess that you are a better judge of yourself than I, have at it.
If that was to suggest a threat; bring it on. And so that no one thinks that this is not out in the open, I will copy and paste it to the sites that are following Kyle BARWAN.
I guess we can see that the lack of punctuational, grammatical, and spelling facility is genetic.
This gets funnier as it ages. 1lt (?), (still LMAO over that one), kyle BARWAN’s little friend, Pvt(?) Mohammed called me last night. He wants me to protect him from kyle BARWAN by not attributing the Pvt’s words to the Pvt. Assured him that myself and the people here at TAH will promise not to put his name to anything he doesn’t say, but that we will give him full credit for all his words. Seems he is somehow afraid of the poser kyle BARWAN. That in and of itself is damned funny.
The poser can’t be anymore experienced in silent killing than Super Rump Ranger Jesse McFake.
Wonder if the sissies at IVAW have sent him their recruiting literature yet….
I can help you..contact me privately please.
This is the Nicole that replied to one of Kyle’s facebook posts, saying “It has to be you, otherwise the posts wouldn’t be coming from the same blackberry.”
First off, I would like to say I dated Kyle for about six months about three years ago. He lied to me, cheated on me, and made me believe him. Point blank I was an idiot. And for this Kyle, I will not allow you to lie to others or try and claim innocence. Secondly, you know damn well that was your mother posting her responsive on this page. To everyone* here at “This Ain’t Hell”, Kyle Barwan’s mother and family are very nice people. All of them, including his brother Josh, his younger sister, and his grandparents. During each and every time I came into contact with them they always warned me and told me about Kyle’s “issues”. I am sorry that they are being embarrassed, but I believe the only way to get Kyle to stop is to expose him, publicly humiliate him, and hopefully teach him a lesson.
Third, Kyle hasn’t been through shit in life. As I said I have met his family. They are all nice people, and are not nearly as ignorant as Kyle. He is a poser, that doesn’t know how to respect boundaries. He has and always will lie. I have tried to “help” him and to be quite frank it’s a waste of time.
Fourth, I would like to thank all of you for putting him out. I understand fully what you are all trying to achieve here, and I am so glad that for once Kyle has to face his lies. Oh and by the way this Mohammed kid is just as much a poser as Kyle. I’m sick of all the bullshit Kyle. Grow up.
And one more thing, Kyle you did steal your Grandfather’s medals, that’s just one of the reasons your grandparents always hated you… and when we were dating you told me that your medical discharge was because of a bad “heart condition”.
You’ve put it out there, as you should.
you can’t blame the family for not wanting to be dragged thru the mud.
Forgive me, but to me, it seems a bit like beating a dead horse. If you get any NEW INFO about the dude, kyle, bring it…but the rest just seems silly.
:/
Has nobody in that family ever passed an English class???
Jesus H Roosevelt Christ on a cracker!!
Wow…remind me never to piss any of ya’ll off.
Except you, Kyle. I really don’t care what you think. You’ll be a whiny lying bitch pretty much for the rest of your life. And make sure you spell check that apology letter before you send it off. Nothing says “bullshit” like a poorly written apology letter.
Essentially you have pissed on my dead Ranger, Kyle. I wasn’t expecting to find a site with an actual live opportunity to address you – but look. If you’re reading this, please, take a moment and imagine dying for what you claim to be. I don’t believe you’re half the man capable of such a death. I hope you rot.
LOL,,, “Pvt” Mohammed and I have established phone contact. He says that he is NOT in the army yet but that he does PT with the Recruiter, and that the Recruiter says that prospectives are addressed as “PVT”. News to me, but might be so. He is so easily bent and plied, that I made him promise to live the Cadets pledge. Little wimp/wuss wanted me to repeat it so that he could make it with me over the phone, (What am I? A priest in a confessional?). Then a week or two later, just the other day, called me for some unknown reason. In conversation said that he had hurt his foot several days prior and was on his way to the Emergency Room. I jumped his shit, showing him that he is still a liar, claiming an old “Oweee” to be an emergency. He also claims that since he speaks Arabic, that he will be an instant E-2 on entry. Again, I don’t know the policy. If Sporkmaster or someone wants to inquire, I believe that he will give up Kyle Barwans phone number and present location. Pvt Mo is at: ***-***-****, in case “inquiring minds want to know”.
Sporkmaster: As much as I like exposing fake Vets, want any personal information such as phone numbers private unless that person releases it. Even then I would recommend against it.
Why are you abusing somebody not directly involved in the falsification of Kyle Barwan’s military service, Southern Class? Though I’ve only briefly perused some of the responses, it seems you’ve lost track of the problem at hand. It sounds to me like you are harassing somebody that does not deserve to be harassed. Moreover, it looks like this Mohammed figure is actually in favor of disgracing Kyle Barwan. Why are you posting his telephone number online and encouraging others to pester him? Stick to the culprit. Don’t let yourself become an asshat when really there should only be ONE asshat…Kyle Barwan.
Look this bastard used my boyfriend basically for all he had, made him feel sorry for him…he deserves everything he has comming to him. kyle is the scum at the bottom of my shoes.. hes a worthless piece of shit hes everything in the book that is worth nothing.. who fucking lies about shit like that just to have friends you obviously need a real fucking life since you have to play make believe to make your life sound interesting.. just to let you know thats not how you make friends or keep them cause liars get no where in life so just stop with the lies already and apologise for what you have done and change your lifestyle before its too late to actually get friends because before you know it its just going to be you and the other liars is that what you want to be surrounded by? dont you miss your family instead your hiding behind all these lies im pissed but im also trying to help you out..
Sam, you said that you only briefly perused some of the responses. You would chide me for “abusing” someone else. This guy is also a poser, albeit less known, but has been mentioned on this post as well. On one hand he talks against Kyle Barwan, and on the other he defends and makes his own false claims. I full know what and who I am writing about, do you?
Nuf Sed
look i know kyle vary well and i know what he is doing is wrong real wrong i told him that many times but i do know why he does what he does but it is not my business to tell anyone why he does what he does but i will tell you belittling him is not the way to do what ever it is you people are trying to accomplish and another thing i told his friends about him and guess what the threatened me so what ever he told them and they believed they deserved to be disappointed cause i told them i warned them we dont hang out much anymore for the simple fact i have way to much going on and he was a hard person to be a friend with cause everyone wanted to kill him all the time and i always had to convince them not to and since these people liked me they didnt want to upset me i saved his ass more then once also in court cases also but there is a reason why he does what he does and instead of judging him you should just leave him alone and let someone who is in the services deal with him and i do still talk to him rarly but i do and his brother is just like him just a little harder to see threw then kyle and kyle i know your gonna read this cause these people are just feed into your bs but i am not going to you know who i am you know what i have done for you and you need to stop doing what ever it is your doing and the people in indiana your dumb i told you what he was doing and you all that i was an ass a didnt know what i was talking about well now you know next time listen to someone that has know him a quater of his life and not 3 months of it. p.s. this is really not the way to do things
and kyle when you read this you still owe me 1700 dollars that i will get back before i go to my grave i gotta pay for a casket somehow
Okay, if you think the unpunctuated BS spewed by “An old friend” sounds remarkably like Kyle’s projectile-vomitous typing style, raise your hand.
Raise the other if you think it IS Kyle.
*Raises both hands*
Could be, I was tracking his IP address out of Kankakee, Illinois.
Sorry “old friend”. Kyle fucked with the bull when he used the honor of better men than himself to try and impress those around him, without actually having the stones to make the sacrifice.
Most of us have personally known those men whose honor Kyle is content to so flippantly appropriate. Many of them are not here to defend themselves. But they do deserve to be defended. And I’m sure you’re aware of what happens when you fuck with the bull…
agreed Virtual! Both *hands held high* but not empty, lol. Stay on that IP, Spork I have no doubt what so ever that its Kyle again.
I may not have a fancy, dancy college degree in forensics or psychology but I do have a *bullshit meter* that works quite well.
Once a grammatical style and/or behavioral pattern becomes established (usually beginning when you are young, in school and have parents and teachers that don’t give a rats tail)it tends to stick to you like crazy glue.
Otherwise, keep coming back old friend er uh, Kyle…These younger vets and active duty need the practice, hehehe!
Southern Class (#117),
During PT and other Future Soldier training, those in the Delayed Entry Program are supposed to be referred to by rank, while those who have yet to enlist are called by last name. Admittedly, I’m pretty bad about that and usually use their first name until they ship to training. I am sure some recruiting stations refer to all Prospects and Applicants as “Private” but to me it is a title that must be earned by taking the Oath of Enlistment. As for “PVT Mohammed”, he may very well be able to enlist as an E-2, I don’t feel like checking AR 601-210 and the USAREC messages on my day off. He sounds to me like one of those wannabes/gonnabes with issues (weight, needs a waiver, etc) that are clinging to the title Private in hopes of actually enlisting. We have a few regulars at training that haven’t joined yet. We give some of them responsibility in the Future Soldier Training Program (1SG, Squad Leader ,etc) due to the fact that they will be around longer than many of the others. Still, it is made clear to everyone that they have not yet enlisted and they are not granted any rank title (just position).
As for Kyle, he kinda looks like my super-soldier that finally got chaptered out just before I PCS’ed. I’m waiting for Brian T. to start making false claims of his 5 yrs of service; based on his history of lies while he was in, he probably has already fabricated a few things. So far he has behaved himself online, something that it seems as though certain individuals are incapable of.
i am glad you all think that i am kyle but i am not and if you wanna keep thinking that go on ahead but i am not the one who is going to be stupid at the end in fact why dont you go on his fb and try and figure out what friend it is maybe you will find me or if i am kyle then kyle then if you find who you think i am you can message me and if your right then i will message on this site back with my name instead of an old friend.
when you all traced kyle around the 30th or when ever he was not in canada he was with me. he was with a friend and they were in there army uniforms so somebody needs to learn how to trace him a little better. kyle is not to smart just smarter then the people who fell for his bs these people were old enough to know that he was lying there the dumb ones for falling for it. i knew and still know what he is about after nearly a year of not talking to him he is still the same person just worse. BTW i dont really care much for the people in the services these people knew what would happen if they enlisted its not like it was a surprise and ya i do thank them for fighting for our country but i am pretty sure war was in there contract witch usually means death which means they knew what was going to happen
you all can hate me all you want but you all know it is true
Your contradictory statement demonstrates your ignorance:
“BTW i dont really care much for the people in the services these people knew what would happen if they enlisted its not like it was a surprise and ya i do thank them for fighting for our country but i am pretty sure war was in there contract witch usually means death which means they knew what was going to happen”
Your lack of punctuation and grammar skills demonstrates a possible lack of intelligence. If you want to be taken seriously, try to be a bit more coherent. As for checking Barwan’s Facebook, I don’t have the time to waste…
i should just let you all come to my house serve you a cup of joe or something you would be real fucking shocked and real disappointed to find out that i was not kyle lets make a bet i tell you were i live and in exchange if i am not kyle everyone who thinks i am owes me 50 buck and if i am kyle and i know i am not then i will give each of you 50 bucks i have a state id that says other wise so anybody up for that bet cause i sure am if you are make sure you have your 50 dollars on hand
but you have the time to write on here right you dont have time to prove your right but you have time to read all of this bullshit and then right about it and dont question what i write i am not like everyone else i am my own person i dont need to fake being in the military or do something amazing to make my life look good it does that all by it self
In other words, why thank us when you don’t care for us? Those who serve do so for a multitude of reasons. We don’t join expecting to die; and quite frankly I, for one, have known more people who have died young as civilians than who have died defending this country.
your wasting time just writing on here so you must have time if you come on here every morning to check what someone wrote so you can write you opinion about what someone said mr i dont have that kind of time to waste your a big fucking lie just like kyle mr waste time and you think i am slow
what i am saying is that i am glad they fought they didnt have to do it but i just dont care for the people in the service i am not contradicting anything what i am say is that when you do a job you know there are risks when the hover damn was built for people to have electric alot of people died for one reason does anyone really care not really no
these people knew what they were doing and knew they may never come home they fought cause they wanted to they didnt have to really fight they chose that path and i really dont care about the path they chose but there path works for me cause it allows me to be free and not have to care or worry about what is really going on i dont have to care i have that right otherwise i wouldnt be able to chose what i think or feel
Yep, you’ve proven both ignorance and lack of intelligence:
“but you have the time to write on here right you dont have time to prove your right”
I have pretty much stayed out of the debate about Barwan; I checked his Facebook when this was first posted but never commented until today. Even then, I have made little reference to Barwan, so what do I have to prove to back up my statements about “PVT Mohammad’s” possible entry rank and entitlement to referring to himself by that rank as a civilian?
I’m sorry, though, I can’t continue posting responses directed towards you, old friend. I take on average ten to fifteen minutes constructing responses on this site, taking care to make my point clear and trying to ensure that those reading my replies are able to comprehend them. I then read my response two or three times before submitting it (if I am a bit tipsy I’ll occasionally dare to submit with little proofreading, as some regulars on this site have probably noticed). You are a much faster poster than I am (I wonder how?) and will probably have a couple more responses up by the time I finish typing this.
Wow! Three replies to my one…
Yes, but we can read and understand yours, fm. Some people like old friend/kyle/whoever simply shouldn’t be allowed access to the Internet or anything more dangerous than a burnt-out match.
and some people shouldnt be aloud to breath but it happens like the people who want to pass judgement and if you dont want me on your site then thats just to fucking bad cause its a free fucking world and i can do what ever the fuck i want and get away with it and btw does you want to make that bet i could use the money shit with all the people who think i am kyle i could get a new car in no time at all so come one i will meet you somewere unless your all bitches but no were far somewere in kankakee would be fine just make sure you were you army uniforms so i know who i am looking for you bunch of fakes you all only hate what you see in side of your self
oh and i write so many messages cause i like to waste space you are all so fucking stupid it is funny i can only imagine you remind me of someone i just cant figure out who oh wait you all remind me of kyle well your doing a good job kyle you must have gotten so board that you made a site just for you so you can talk shit about your self a whole site made just for you man you must really be lacking my attention if you had to go threw all of this
and then have it sent to my fb man you went threw to much to try and talk to me you really did i give you an A for effort and a F for fucking up this whole thing man tell you what you call me you got my number i think and we can talk about all of your problems ok kyle i just dont know what else to do i give you advice if you dont take it its on you i cant do anything about it and know more playing dress up you can play pretend soldier on the 31st of october ok then after that its time to put the costume away until next year and if you wanna do it again then go on save you some money on buying a costume next year
i love pissing people off especially you kyle cause it is so funny to see you made this site for your self so how much did it run you to do this tell me cause i need to make a site to make some money on my anti war figures
and i love putting my opinion on here also
“and then have it sent to my fb man”
But…but…but…you said you WEREN’T Kyle! Oh, noes!1!!eleventy!!
what the fuck and you tell me i cant write what the fuck is that suppose to be and what do you want sent to your face book dumb ass if i do that i loose 50 bucks are you willing to give me 50 bucks i take cash only no checks or money orders or you can western union it to me oh no credit or debt card either no slip and slide here also kyle you still owe me like 1700 dollars so it will be 1750 to prove that i am not you man your really fucking your self with out lube this time.
oh man you are so close to kyle NHS its not even funny how much war shit do you look up do you make believe that the beach is iraq also or what man you people are fucking sick and need to get layed or something this is what happens when you dont have a girl friend kyle you get board and you start making shit up NHS is kyle you are all fucking stupid one of his friends just told me this and he is dumbing his self down you really need to check your people truly quit feeding into this bull shit
that NHS mother fucker has everyone playing his game and you are all falling for it really kyle and dont try and pretend you dont know what i am talking about either other wise you know what i can do and you know what i will do remember i hit you with a car once i will do it again
What is your beef with punctuation and grammar?