Paul Wickre: The internet is changing
Brought from this discussion.
Apparently, Mr. Wickre has a lot of time on his hands since he’s out of a job and he’s made it his life’s work to earn for Phillip Monkress his phony SEAL Trident. In fact, Wickre is “all in” in this endeavor. He’s been doing his homework and reading the incessant blather from Dallas Wittgenfeld, another internet bully who thought he could beat us and ended up losing everything that he cherished as well as his sanity. I think Paul is near that point, too;
All,
The Internet is changing from the the past five years when you tried to build your Alexa rank from nothing to under 250,000. You may have had a bump up but you still only get a few thousand subscribers, that buy into your hate and vitriol, as to your issues.
What I have found as you saw with HoneyComb in MN, is that the ISPs, carriers or hosting community, really do not like controversy. This controversy is generally known as hate speech, pornographic/mature, libel/ defamation, threats, incite to violence, conspiracy, spamming, altering page rank data, manipulation of third party content, abuse, threats, intimidation and so on.
What governs the industry, now is pretty much universal terms of use or terms of service. Your content is offensive as to any sensibility. Thus wherever you land or try and spew your diatribes against the Military Vets, or me a contractor, or the people whom you have singled out, my lawyers and myself have developed a template, well recognized as to your speech. Your speech, from your content is violent, sexual, threatening and just over the top.
Therefore we will continue to file complaints, as to your filthy content and let the ISP or hosting company be the judge as to whether or not your promoted content deserves to be in public.
We have reached out to multiple companies and your back up cloud hosting in particular. Maybe you win, maybe I win, but in every case I get you kicked off, it goes into a ‘Blacklist Industry” file.
I am pretty sure, that I will win the argument, and over time, regardless of any opposition you make say as to my family,, or the VA Community, the DOD, DHS, the fact that you are kicked off for your mean speech and tactics, will pretty much win the day. Anyway, I am a sporting man, and the bet is, that your vitriol over Stolen Valor, is judged the smaller Sin, vs. your language, speech and tactics.
OK Pardners?
Lets let the court of public opinion decide if your issue on Stolen Valor, trumps the numerous abominations as to Speech, Speech, Speech. Lets give it a year, and see who wins.
Remember this is about legal means and Court venue. Lets play there and see who trumps. I think if you were realistic, you would stop about the “threats” as your 3000 entries have been catalogued into really heinous things, like murder, rape, maiming, torture, S&M, accusations into every deviancy, you espoused. That “black” speech really has nothing to do with the issues at all, as to how you perceive an email, a phone call or a VPN address, as crying “foul” or a threat from me. You are just wrong here. I have 600 entries of the worst visual imagery ever known to the common discourse, from you. That is the issue.
Ok Lets see how you do, vs. what I think is right.
Best Regards,
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Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business DevelopmentFirstTech, Inc.
Yeah, the email contained some of Wittgenfeld’s famous collages of me & TSO. What Mr. WIckre is admitting is that TAH is too strong-willed for him to defeat, so he’s going to bully someone else. He has no legal case, Monkress’ lawyer admits as much, so he resorts to childish bullying. He impersonates government officials regularly in his bullying. Someone tried to hack in into my Google Ads account yesterday, I guess to hijack that big $100/month those ads generate, but Google stopped him. And, oh, Wickre’s sister works for Google, by the way.
As TSO told us the other day, Wickre’s wife is his biggest enabler. Do you want to see the invitation to his “getting out of jail” party she sent to everyone?
I know Wickre is just a distraction from the big issue here, though; Phillip Dale Monkress is still a phony SEAL. Now that Monkress has been exposed as a phony, he is trying to scrub the internet from his false claims. He’s scrubbed the All-Points Logistics website and that leaves TAH and somehow that justifies harassing my wife and daughter and their friends. People who have nothing to do with this. I’m not ruining Monkress’ life, Monkress did that himself with his lies. And the original discussion about Monkress had been closed for six months before Wickre and Monkress renewed interest in it.
Well, anyway, I’m taking my only Maryland-legal rifle to the range today so, you guys have fun today.
Category: General Whackos, Shitbags
Paul, Saw this on a website and it describes you perfectly.
The emotionally immature person has low levels of self-esteem and self-confidence and consequently feels insecure; to counter these feelings of insecurity they will spend a large proportion of their lives creating situations in which they become the centre of attention. It may be that the need for attention is inversely proportional to emotional maturity, therefore anyone indulging in attention-seeking behaviours is telling you how emotionally immature they are.
Being the centre of attention alleviates feelings of insecurity and inadequacy but the relief is temporary as the underlying problem remains unaddressed: low self-confidence and low self-esteem, and consequent low levels of self-worth and self-love.
Insecure and emotionally immature people often exhibit bullying behaviours, especially manipulation and deception. These are necessary in order to obtain attention which would not otherwise be forthcoming. Bullies and harassers have the emotional age of a young child and will exhibit temper tantrums, deceit, lying and manipulation to avoid exposure of their true nature and to evade accountability and sanction.
I got the same thing by running a natal chart on Psulie-o the Uncoolie-o. Yes, Paul K Wickre, I do know when, what time, and where you were born. It’s chart reversal analysis.
And he keeps saying he’s done with us, he’s ending it, he’s not coming back — but he lies like a cheap rug and comes right back to get more attention. Right now, he’s pretending to be less abrasive, but it’s still a con job.
Paul K. Wickre, you ignorant, unimportant dope; What in hell makes you think that any one of us would need your assistance to reach your pastor, even if we cared to, which we don’t?
Counselor/counseling? You are the one in need of that. Perhaps a counselor could help you with that persistent lying habit. A counselor could help you with that lack of self esteem thing, too. Ain’t no way that a counselor could turn your life around and put you on the way to becoming an actual constructive member of society though.
Your soapboxing on your material worth shows us all how pathetically poor you really are. Anyone who values themselves based on tangible goods is not worth a hoot in hell. Your supposed talking down to military veterans further demonstrates that you have no social skills, nor have earned anyone’s true respect. I would suppose that your child/children even dislike having to claim to be of your genes.
You are a Pathetic LOSER.
Paul is like herpes. sometimes dormant, but never totally gone and could flare up at any time.
News Flash Folks:
Paul = past tense.
Phil = present and future.
Paul is spent. Avoiding calls (as is Phil). Simply remove it and place in trash.
Nothing new, nothing original. No intel or substance.
An “Otchy” if you will….
@Frankly Opined, I doubt that Psulie-O the Uncoolie-O actually has any children.
@PH: so that’s how you did it? Astrological charts? Wow. Normally I’d call shenanigans, but with your level of learning, I have no doubt you know what you’re doing.
@Frankly: the only counseling Psul needs is the wall-to-wall kind. And he will get it sooner or later, but not from anyone here.
Somebody needs to snap his Spanx.
ExHack, there are good people and quacks in it. I’ve met both. Some people think it’s all quackery. But if it weren’t based on mathematics, which is what came out of it thousands of years ago, it couldn’t be programmed into a computer.
Because it’s frequently considered to be quackery, that’s the reason I waited until after the fact, after Psulie-O the Uncoolie-O acted, to explain it. I thought that would be the better way.
It’s possible he might just ditch the entire thing around Aug. 7th or 8th. It’s his choice. On the other hand, he said a year, so we need to take this one day at a time and not expect too much.
He’s having no luck finding a job. Can’t imagine why. Can you?
#1018
“@Frankly Opined, I doubt that Psulie-O the Uncoolie-O actually has any children.”
I have yet bought up him having children. I bet he doesn’t have any or if so he has alienated them.
His line should just end with him. Some people shouldn’t procreate.
Do you think the cleaning lady comes as often as she used to, now that he’s home all day long?
“He’s having no luck finding a job. Can’t imagine why. Can you?”
Hondo, it’s time for one MORE repost of your classic interview hints and tips post for Psul. Brother, does he need it.
“Do you think the cleaning lady comes as often as she used to, now that he’s home all day long?”
Karen has had to make some changes in this area of the housekeeping operation, I suspect. 1) Being a “stay at home” lush means more bodily fluids and excrement sprayed all over the floors, walls, and Naugahyde furnishings. I suspect the cleaning crew is up to daily. However, it’s also probably no longer a cleaning lady, as the sight of Psul passed out in his soiled tighty-whities or Spandex Spider-roos is nothing a lady should ever be confronted with … and when Psul is AWAKE, the undoubtedly icky groping and lewd propositions from the resident alky have probably scared off more than one charwoman. My best guess: a crew of two strong, silent men, in Hazmat suits. If I were Karen, I would also undertake some emergency remodeling of Psul’s rumpus room: specifically, I would tile the floors and walls, and then overlay that with thick rubber padding. Waterproof his computer station and any other electronics. Expensive, especially on a rush job, but doable. That way, the cleaning can be simplified to a power hose that sprays down everything, including Psul himself, washing away all bodily fluids and leaving everything shiny and fresh. Unlike Psul’s soul, of course, but we can’t clean everything so easily.
Wow. Computer-aided astrology, a 21st-century pagan. Way cool. Your dead on accuracy speaks for itself.
ExHack, I hope your wife laughs as much as I do at the stuff you post. She certainly deserves to have a happier life.
Ex, I’m not quite sure how to take that – the phrasing of the second sentence is a bit unusual – but I’m going to err on the side of the light and accept it as praise. 🙂
I’m single now. Been de-partnered for just about 3 years now. In many ways I’m still heartbroken, because I had what I thought was a good thing, and I contributed greatly to its demise. But the whole experience has made me a better man (IMHO) for whoever comes next, and I console myself with that.
ExHack, very sorry, my mistake. I got you mixed up with somebody else. My bad.
It’s late, and I’m tired, and I don’t think Old Doofus is going to show (Thank you, Jesus!) so I’m hitting the hay.
Buona notte.
Ex, you never need apologize. It is a joy to know you and have battled Teh Stupid alongside you. I am glad I give you the lolz 🙂 Nite-nite.
Hey Ex-PH2, do you take reading requests?
ExHack: I believe that would be Hack.Stone you’re thinking of, amigo. I’m pretty sure he’s the one who wrote the interview tips for Psulie-boi you’re referring to above.
Those pieces were damn good. I’m flattered you thought it was me.
personal loan@1019 must be directed to Paul. I believe his only source of income these days is drawing residuals for being the inspiration for the film Horrible Bosses.
Yes, Hondo, she was probably thinking of some of my posts, particularly the job hunting tips.
Slightly off topic, since I live in Prince George’s County, immediately adjacent to Paul’s county, will I still have to cross the river to DCA for Paul to give me my ride in his shiny Jaguar?
Hack.Stone: Prince George’s County? Damn, fella – you have my sympathies. (smile)
@1021 Great way to start the morning ExHack. Coffee on my laptop screen. 😀 Thanks for that!
I went back before bed. Yes, it was Hack Stone. Hack, from one Hack to another, would you do the honors? Clearly Psul needs repetition and you had lots of little inside tips that can really help Psul … or something like that.
@Nik, regretfully no, I don’t do actual readings, but there are a few very good, common-sense people who do. It depends on what you want from it. They will do it by Skype, so you don’t have to travel. If you want their contact info, please ask Jonn to forward your e-mail to me and I’ll send it to you. I truly do not want Psul the Uncool to know where I get my stuff.
Let’s remember: in his written missive at the top, Psul the Uncool gave us a year. Personally, I don’t trust him any further than I can throw him, which with my arthritis and his bloated weight-level, isn’t very far.
Besides, a year gives me ample time to complete several works-in-progress and get them uploaded and continue with my own blog work 🙂 even though I will, like Anubis, guarding the gates at all times.
Can you see my teeth, Wickremann? Can you hear me growl? That isn’t your empty stomach, you know.
If I had a penny for every brain cell that Paul K. Wickre has, I’d have less than a cent. To his credit, when his brain cell wonders, he becomes living proof that an adult could live without a brain. Paul K. Wickre and a blonde woman were crossing the desert on a camel. On the third day, without any warning, the camel dropped down dead. They recovered themselves then dusted themselves off. The woman surveyed the situation. After figuring their situation out, the blonde woman said, “Things look pretty grim! With the tiny amount of food and water we have, I don’t think we’re likely to survive more than a couple of days.” Paul K. Wickre decided that he’d make the best of it, then said, “Since we’re not going to get out of here alive, would you do something for me?” The blonde woman asked, “What did you have in mind?” Paul K. Wickre replied, “Well, neither my wife nor my mother will show me their breasts. Come to think about it, I’ve never seen a woman’s breasts, as I’m a cockhold! Do you think I could see yours?” The blonde woman said, “Well, given our present predicament, I don’t see that it could do any harm!” With that, she opened her shirt and showed him her stuffed breasts. After a few minutes, he asked, “Would you mind if I touched them?” The blonde woman consented. After a few minutes, the blonde, never having her fake breasts fondled, enjoyed herself. Then she asked, “Paul, may I ask something of you in return?” Paul K. Wickre, enjoying himself, said, “Of course, anything!” The blonde replied, “I have never seen a mans penis since my last major hospital visit. May I see yours?” Paul K. Wickre nearly had a fit. He unzipped to expose his manhood. The blonde asked, while reaching out, “Can I touch it?” Paul, expecting the first fondling in the hands of a woman, ecstatically said, “YES!” A couple of minutes of this and Paul K. Wickre was about to blow a gasket. He said, “Do you… Read more »
Oh, I missed some hilarious loser antics! rereading was GOLDEN! I am content again.
I’ll send Hondo & Jonn a request to forward my email to you, Ex-
@thebesig, that is beyond funny!
Nik – thanks! I’m only doing it this way to keep our malignant personal fiend as curious as possible.
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@1038: Ex, I was fixing to ask the same question Nik did, but I was trying to pussy foot around about it and he just went all direct and stuff, bless his heart.
I have no doubt Psul drools over the thought of having your SPII. The teasing has to be terribly painful for him, delicious for the rest of the room 😉
ExHack, please ask Jonn to send your request to me and I’ll send you the info. Please let me know if you also want links to my two books and my blog. Psulie-O the Uncoolie-O is an unnamed featured player in one of them.
Done. I do hope you’re voting Giduck in the final battle. I don’t think Psul should receive any more gratification for his activities, and in his twisted brain, a win in the tourney would probably make him all happy and $h!t. Can’t have that!
Truthfully I’m probably going to flip flop my votes every day just to shit on both of them.
@1013, airforcekj, I would like to thank you. I’m sure that the admins appreciate the fact that their blog has a case of the Wickre-strain of herpes…
Though, it is a very fitting analogy.
ExHack@1033, unfortunately, Paul is waaaayyy beyond getting any help.
And for those that feel sorry for me living in Prince George’s County, I appreciate the sympathy. I am just waiting to win tomorrow nights Powerball so that I can escape from PG County. For those unfamiliar with Prince George’s County, we are within small arms range of “Soufeast DC”.
Hack.Stone: not all parts of PG County are hellholes. But by all accounts, it’s reputedly one of the most liberal places in the People’s Republic of Maryland – if not the nation. News reports indicate it’s also apparently run by a mix of true fools and corrupt tools.
Given the percentage of libidiots in PG County’s population, I guess that’s to be expected.
Dear. Mr. Seavey: My attorneys have advocated writing you once again. You still have up on your blog sight a static, inaccurate copy of my MD entries on the State Docketing System. I have told you previously, that you are violating MD Copyright, avoiding the terms of use, portraying my docket entries over 20 years as to traffic, municipal infractions, civil business lawsuits , duplicates, and MD informationals as a heinous Criminal record. Your sarcastic, demeaning corrections still implies the worst innuendos, e.g the VA FW was for a speeding ticket adjudged and expunged. I am going to tell you one more time, Your blog CANNOT TAKE A SCREEN SHOT OF MD Docket entries, and hold it out to the world, as to your Google Page/Rank manipulation as to any sort of fact or official record which you are portraying. I will tell you again, you can post the link to the public access system, but not copy and editorialize as to the State property of docket entries your verbal statements, which are defamatory, cast me in a false light and have cost me real money damages. For the record, this is our response, and you must take down that post, as well as other planted Google pictures of the MD Docketing system , that you have designed and implemented on the search of my name as to false, derogatory information that the public will not understand as to docket entries, which you cast to impinge on my employment and damage my reputation. I already have your answer as ‘NAH”., and ask you once again as notified, that you must take down that portrayal , and not use screen shots .of traffic tickets and lack of dog tags, as you write, in a continuing mockful tone that this is really my arrest record and entanglement with the Judicial System, for all to see, when the legitimate users of that site are the Criminal Justice Establishment, Judges , Court Clerks and prosecutors. I again note that there are 5 entries as to domestic assault and resisting in 17 years, and the… Read more »
Just in case Seavey denies it and posted as a matter of record so we can proceed. U.S. MAIL AND VIA E-MAIL ADMIN@THISAINTHELL.US AND JLILYEA@YAHOO.COM Jonn V Lilyea 2541 Glenallen Ave. Apt 101 Silver Spring, MD 20906 Dear Mr. Lilyea: As you know, this firm represents All Points Logistics, LLC (“APL”) and Phil Monkress, President and Chief Executive Officer of APL. Please direct any communication, whether telephonically or in writing, to me. As you also know based on our telephone conversation in March 2013, we are aware of the numerous defamatory and disparaging comments posted on your blog http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777 regarding APL and Mr. Monkress, and the comments continue to be posted by you and others. More specifically, throughout the blog, there are many false statements that attack Mr. Monkress’s professional character and standing, including his honesty in business, and statements that falsely accuse Mr. Monkress and APL of committing criminal and immoral acts. We are also aware of your direct, written communications to persons in Florida that include defamatory and disparaging comments about Mr. Monkress. As you acknowledged during our telephone conversation and on the blog, you are publishing these comments with the intent to harm Mr. Monkress and destroy his business. It is our position that many of these false statements about our clients constitute defamation per se in which certain damages are presumed because they impute: 1. A criminal offense that could be a felony; and 2. Characteristics or a condition incompatible with the proper exercise of their lawful business, trade, profession, or office. These statements convey provable false factual assertions. For instance, APL’s business status has been thoroughly investigated and vetted by the United States government specifically The United States Department of Veterans Affairs, and numerous contracting officials. Further, APL has earned every single contract award. APL has received numerous performance awards and, over the years, has maintained a perfect performance score with the Department of Homeland Security through its formal evaluation process. Moreover, Mr. Monkress has proudly served in the United States Navy and was honorably discharged. Mr. Monkress’s military records have been verified by the… Read more »
So all you can do is copy and paste your badly written letters full of empty threats and misinformation from one thread to another?
Don’t you have dishes to do or something, wickre?
Wait…wasn’t TAH supposed to be nuked already?
U.S. MAIL AND VIA E-MAIL ADMIN@THISAINTHELL.US AND JLILYEA@YAHOO.COM Jonn V Lilyea 2541 Glenallen Ave. Apt 101 Silver Spring, MD 20906 Dear Mr. Lilyea: As you know, this firm represents All Points Logistics, LLC (“APL”) and Phil Monkress, President and Chief Executive Officer of APL. Please direct any communication, whether telephonically or in writing, to me. As you also know based on our telephone conversation in March 2013, we are aware of the numerous defamatory and disparaging comments posted on your blog http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777 regarding APL and Mr. Monkress, and the comments continue to be posted by you and others. More specifically, throughout the blog, there are many false statements that attack Mr. Monkress’s professional character and standing, including his honesty in business, and statements that falsely accuse Mr. Monkress and APL of committing criminal and immoral acts. We are also aware of your direct, written communications to persons in Florida that include defamatory and disparaging comments about Mr. Monkress. As you acknowledged during our telephone conversation and on the blog, you are publishing these comments with the intent to harm Mr. Monkress and destroy his business. It is our position that many of these false statements about our clients constitute defamation per se in which certain damages are presumed because they impute: 1. A criminal offense that could be a felony; and 2. Characteristics or a condition incompatible with the proper exercise of their lawful business, trade, profession, or office. These statements convey provable false factual assertions. For instance, APL’s business status has been thoroughly investigated and vetted by the United States government specifically The United States Department of Veterans Affairs, and numerous contracting officials. Further, APL has earned every single contract award. APL has received numerous performance awards and, over the years, has maintained a perfect performance score with the Department of Homeland Security through its formal evaluation process. Moreover, Mr. Monkress has proudly served in the United States Navy and was honorably discharged. Mr. Monkress’s military records have been verified by the United States Department of Veterans Affairs, and he holds a Top Secret clearance by Defense Security Services.… Read more »
He’s drunken himself so far in a stupor he’s posting the same shit twice.
All to a site he swore would be taken down by now.
I don’t know, Nik, he’s copying and pasting the same two letters that he wrote wherever he can find space to drop them.
We’re still here, psulie-o the uncoolie-o.
You should be spending this time tidying up your resume for your job hunt.
Do you have any idea how much damage you do to your image when you post this twaddle on the internet, where every prospective employer can see it?
Yah, but he put the Lori Benton one twice on this thread alone, posts 1048 and 1051
Cease and desist, I will send you a copy of that which you disavow but i have the timestamp record of. I am going to find the original email, Jonns editorial comments that he is taking his MD legal gun over the border, two more from the blog, and your aquiescence, to matters of violence, Wittgenfelds letter to the Sheriif, another Jonn commnet as to killing me, bundle it all up and send it in. Along with the 100 pages of threats, disfigurenment, maiming, 20 recorded phone calls from your member , 4Caller IDs from lilyea, State Prosecutor files from AL and MT, and FL, and just assemble it as to ” Where there is smoke, there is Fire”– a long documneted history of threats, intimidation, violant acts, civil unrest, many complaints, all pointed to Mineral County. Lets see if the Mountain of direct and circumstantail evidence overcomes your sweet letter about public speech to Rackspace, with your nice First Amendment Lawyers. I do not think you are dealing with reality, as you think vile and violent acts, defamtion, lible, threats, sponsored communication on maiming and murder will certailnly overcome your argument, ” OH I am NOT responsible for the Speech I encouraged, by my repeat members” NOT ME. They are all protected as to say anything and deliver it over our communication media no matter how threatening, vile, libelous or wrong. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND DESTROY AND INTERFERE WITH LIVES ALL OVER THE US! (giggle) Monsiiuer Seavey. It is in the Constitution that I am enaboling speech though my owned and sponsored communuication media to defile graves, fuck corpses, torture innocents, destroy work lives and impugn anyone I like because we have a CONSTITUION!! Prosecuting Attorney Office Contact Information Staff Duties of Office CONTACT INFORMATION Address: Office of the Prosecuting Attorney P.O. Drawer 458 Keyser, WV 26726 Phone: 304-788-0300 or 301-777-0602 Fax: 304-788-0768 Email: James W. (Jay) Courrier, Jr., Prosecuting Attorney ” You know if you had tried that shit you did with Stallone with me, you’d be nursing a bullet wound right about now, either from me… Read more »
Busy night, huh, paul k wickre a/k/a the wickre man?
Another job suggestion is chicken plucker at a free-range chicken farm, although with your people skills, they might not let you near the chickens.
Maybe short distance porcine biological waste transporter, aka one who shovels pig-shit.
Dear Mr. Seavey: I have written you multiple times as to your bypassing the MD Code on the Judiciary System, and the MD terms of use, which you have bypassed and insist on disparaging me, by portraying to your 5100 members that I have 35 arrests, and am a career Criminal with an extensive Criminal past according to your members including JAGC, portrayed with 35 arrests on a MD Rap Sheet. I have written you per your blog registrar, and corrected the record which you must do or face punitive damages or whatever redress I can conceive. I have sent you the corrected record of 5 arrests in a failed marriage and common assault and resisting going back some 7 to 16 years. Your public blog, whereby you have manipulated the page rank, purposefully put me, my wife and my former boss, Phil Monkress in a consistent” false light” has to be very opposed, as have written, you are affecting my commerce, my ability to work and I have two signed statements from Federal Contractors, that your manipulation of the Social Media, ended my candidacy. I am damaged at the rate of $400k to $500k per year, not counting the false light you put on Mr. Monkress. Luckily, my wife and I and parentage are from the area with deep roots. We have the money, connections, lawyers and access to the governing bodies to correct your untrue, filthy aspersions, incorrect facts, and moreover will seek damages for every evil word your members denigrated us with, specifically you and your registered blog owners as parties responsible. In short you are damaging my reputation, with absolute proven lies, as I have written, exposed my person to some of the lowest ungoverned dirt in society and have done it all with a smirking tone as you borrow the influence from social media to destroy any ones life and careers you see fit, from your illicit power garnered from Google to your own ends to have influence over strangers on your odd social cause, artificially boosting your sites importance ( See J Lilyeas emails)… Read more »
He hasn’t posted the ‘Seaveys First Amendment’ on this thread just yet.
How about newspaper delivery? He could put those crappy Jags of his to use, especially in the winter.