“Judge kicked me out of court in Oregon”
Yeah, that was the subject line of an email that we just got from Oregon. So all of you fellow litigants in Bernath v. Hyatt, et al. can breathe easy. More to follow when I get it.
Here it is. I think I cut everyone’s name out;
It was a close run thing. Bernath sent a letter to our lawyer demanding that we identify several commenter who Bernath thought were particularly odious including A Proud Infidel, Toasty Coast and Ex-PH2. Now we don’t have to do that.
That wasn’t going to happen anyway. Your identity is safe with me.
So, here’s the rest of that email Mr. Bernath sent us;
As I told you 4 months ago, I already got what I wanted. You people don’t dare come near me now.
See you in Florida.
TSO Adds: Congrats to all. Alas, I still face not one but two (Kasey Kasim: TWO?) lawsuits in Florida from Bernath (allegedly) and he’s now promised one in Indiana.
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wow, he named HS Sophomore twice? Kid must have really pissed him off.
It seems Bernutless had a problem with a high school kid having a better command of the English language and a far superior ability to use reason. Chapped his ass quite well.
Made for some great reading.
I’m just curious how and why he sued a school. It’s not like they had anything to do with what a private citizen does on his home computer.
I’m guessing that was an indirect attempt to force the school to “clamp down” on the youngster, Flag. Schools often attempt to discipline students for off-campus behavior (including Internet activity), and sometimes succeed.
The above is only speculation on my part, and I could well be wrong.
Same reason he tried to sue my employer.
That and a payout.
Leave it to an egotistic mega arrogant blowhard twit to pick on someone still going through high school. :rolleyes: This assclown has some really think skin, folks must have rolled him like a top when he was younger.
I meant “thin” skinned, as this brick with lips doesn’t seem to be someone that “thinks” things through before doing things. 🙄 😈
Hey, he’s a high school junior now! 😉
Can we get a FOIA on HS Sophomore? I feel like he may be a poser, he should be a junior now. I smell something fishy
Another embarrassing moment for bernaturd….give up.
He doesn’t realize that he has a commanding lead for winning the horse’s ass medal.
I don’t think anyone else could even come close, I see this year’s SV Tournament as a mere formality prior to his being awarded the Horse’s Ass medal!!
Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but fuel is the most important requirement for sustained flight.
And using one’s brains is required to have an easier time… as opposed to being the brunt of jokes.
Technically I think altitude is more important…. all the fuel in the world will not bail you 2 feet BGL. He did, however, prove that fuel is high on the list – and that harvesting corn with a prop is not real efficient.
So thats what a Judge’s “Pimp” hand looks like.
How can anyone file 160 pages of complaints?
How? A raging case of diarrhea of the mouth coupled with a semi-functional and illogical brain.
You should have included a spew warning with that comment. I like it.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end?
Not yet, but it’s a significant milestone.
Makes the chances of him continuing his bullshit that much more difficult.
Supreme court time most likely catheter and all.
Do you really believe it is possible for him to follow the rules he was given? I mean… a limit of 20 pages when his crazy requires at least 25 to get a good head of steam worked up?
I feel better now, I was worried there for a moment that someone might find out my name.
Yeah Dave, I would be worried too if I was you !!!
Glad to see that the Judge bitch slapped him there in Oregon, now hopefully the same or more happens in Florida, and Indiana should he decide to follow through on his threats.
On the next episode of “As the Stomach Churns” ; Will Psalmer of the Ballsuck still retain Nogas as his attorney? Will the Thunder Pidgeon fly as Co-pilot? Will Cheeseboy replace the E-1 No Intelligence Expert as their PI?
These and so many other questions…
I don’t think this will go very far in Indiana. The only place where he would have a shot would be somewhere with a liberal judge, ie. the northwest part of the state. However, considering some of his racist rants in this forum, he’d REALLY get his pee-pee whacked up there, especially in front of an African-American or Hispanic judge. Besides, even the liberal judges up there respect our vets since that part of the state has always had a strong military culture.
Whispering announcer: “The password is…BARRATRY.”
Here I thought it was “Swordfish.”
Ok ok….so how do I get added to that list.
I feel like such a slacker.
S&L:
You know, I’ve wondered the same thing. I guess pointing out that Daniel Bernath is a serial bedwetter didn’t get his attention since he actually is a serial bedwetter.
I’m just waiting for Bernath to appeal, and add the judge to the list of people who have defamed him.
(No, not really, but he is just nutty enough….)
I wouldn’t put that past him, I think he’s stupid and petty enough to do just that, just like the prison inmates that file frivolous lawsuits against Prosecutors and Judges!
I’m actually afraid that you might be on to something there.
No, he IS that stupid.
Yelp.
I wonder how much he owes to how many people so far? I’ve heard there was the Yelp judgement and one other, I just assume there already has to be more, and I’m sure there are a helluva lot more to come!!
Too funny, I passed this on (as I do all Beneath’s ravings) to a relative who is with a law firm here in (REDACTED), they in turn shared it with all the partners, and this exact scenario was discussed.
How much laughing was there in the office?
Probably a lot. My relative has told me that the office really appreciates all these updates, and some have started looking in here themselves. Interesting, since they are a seriously liberal bunch.
I’d bet a bottle of good Bourbon that Bernath is going to be the butt of many a joke among Lawyers for years to come. The words preceding the mention of his name will be something like “You think THAT’S crazy and stupid? Let me tell you what this kook up in Oregon tried to do…”
Doesn’t he have to go through THAT judge in order to file an appeal?
And he can’t file without serving, but he can’t serve without filing, so….
What a twist of fate.
See the funny thing about vexatious litigating and the people involved, is they grow a list of those that are out to get them. So for this judge may end up seeing an ethics complaint about being part of the secret cabal trying to suppress someone’s right to get legal relief. Usually, this is followed by moment or two of either out right perjury or at the very most quaking like perjury. Then escalate to higher court in federal system to get relief. Where the games begin all over.
Most of these types of folks basically bury you in paper with the hope that it would cause you to go broke with fees or suffer mental anguish and say fukitall then drop the case and yield.
“And he can’t file without serving, but he can’t serve without filing, so….”
This means anything he wishes to file and serve must be given to the court clerk to have it done. The clerk will file and serve it after the judge gives it the stamp of approval. He can still file and serve, but *HE* can’t do it himself.
His appeal will be in direct violation of the order … He operartes only according to his rules.
We are all over this already as we own battle space and fully expect and have anticipated his every move.
He is going to up his game to a new level shortly …
I am both looking forward to the antics to come and not looking forward to them (since I am one of the targets in his AO). However, with our amazing legal team, I think I will just make up some pop corn and enjoy the show.
For the next episode, invite your friends to enjoy the show.
Is there any way to get courtroom videos? I could use a good laugh.
I’m thoroughly convinced that Bernath WILL NEVER stop digging himself deeper every day. He’s been digging so furiously for so long, he has to be at least 90% of the way to China by now!
In regard to various geographical locations, let’s remember this part:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=46354
And then we can all get on with the day.
Well done and BRAVO ZULU to all! BTW, Daniel A. Bernath STILL accuses the wrong man of being me!!
You know what I love? Laying a trap that Bernath walks into openly.
He just accidentally, and without knowing it, proved that he runs his dopey website we knew he ran anyway. But now I have outside confirmation, because he is so damn dumb. It is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
He is not very bright.
Just think about all of the time, money and effort he has put into defending his lies.
He could have bought his wife an around the world cruise or something to that effect.
There are more to come …
As long as he keeps running his yap and using his keyboard the golden nuggets will keep coming …
Ta Ta …
Kudos, TSO.
Life becomes so much less stressful when people make your points for you.
Buh-bye, Noah Gass.
Bernath litigates as well as he flies.
Hey, now. Bernath at least can get off the ground in a plane.
Though, one has a better landing than the other. I won’t say which.
Makes you wonder if the assorted trusts are being run by folks with intellect, scruples, and ethical standards equal to those initiating said trusts. Could well be that those precious trusts end up worth just about as much as a super latte frappocrappo from the roach coach.
Naw, karma would never deal them such a hand.
This is me smiling 🙂 That sound is my ass being wiped with 160 pgs of “mind-numbing” crazy courtesy of Danny Lunchmeat. I recycle.
I raise my cup to a sudden deceleration of Danny and his plane in a non-populated area.
Is there any way Mr. Bernath and Mr. Wickre could get their own channel here? Perhaps get then together. This stuff would be hilarious if it weren’t for real. Maybe we could get them on stage as the “Danny and Paulie Show: Drooling morons for your entertainment and mockery.”
Well, a sequel to Dumber And Dumber is going to be released in the coming weeks. Maybe he should just stick to cleaning the coils on his refrigerator.
Reminds me of a word that rhymes with “tickhead”
😈 Well Bumblebrain Bernath…I told you where to find me you Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat!
It seems your PI’s investigative skillz rank right up there with your mad flying skillz. Too bad, so sad for you. How’s that Transdimensional Swamp Donkey of a wife doing? Still clinging by your side like a helpless whelp? The both of you, along with your Sky Clown and Bigoted Viking Wannabe should just pack it up. I hear you can get a heavy discount on a Disney cruise ship if you dress up as a Pop-Tart for the Kellogs’ European promotional tour. Of course Psul is apt to beat you to the best costume as I hear that Spandex was on sale. You may have to sue him for the right to the better costume.
I’m sure your colon has shrunk a couple of feet after the emergency interwebsphincterectomy your getting these last few days, but the little voice has told me lots of great things are still to come…guess you will just have to wait to find out..better stock up on the candy corn…
“Transdimensional Swamp Donkey of a wife.” Poetically descriptive. But I see her more as a mewling quim:
Cruel.
Nice.
So … here is my official response to the events of yesterday. As you know I look to Hollywood for inspiration during these glorious moments. In this scene, their is a good guy and a bad guy and the bicycle is the “Valor”.
Enjoy my official response …
*Rustle* Rustle*
You forgot,,,,,,,,,,,
((OVER))
I got nuthin’. I’m so broke ….
If I had a car, boat, truck, or RV for sale and Bernath was my only bidder, I would rather scrap it for parts or burn it than sell it to him.
Yup. When he crashes them, you’ll be saddled with a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of frivolous lawsuits or so.
A couple of questions for the never a CPO. One what makes you a Viet Vet instead of what you are a Viet Era Vet? How did you becomed exposed to AO? You never were on the ground in Nam? Your claim of PTS from the war, what is the incident that caused the PTS? Prodive your health records showing your in service treatment of said incident. These are just a few of what I would ask him. No way Birdbrain can get AO or PTS from stealing Shep’s Photos and using them as his own. I am getting POed at these fakes playing the poor disabled high speed Nam Vet. Joe
Joe,
We have all those questions answered.
Buy popcorn … Lots of popcorn!
OVER
New Code
GH,NB,GS,MB,MW
Brix shall be shat
OVER
Code received,will we be using the TX or Q sequence?
*oops*, OVER!!