An explanation of sorts
A number of you have asked us why all of the Wickre discussions were closed to comments. It wasn’t anything that you guys did, it was Wickre. He’s the reason we can’t have nice things. He started using your screen names to post comments, well, here they are, rather than try to explain their content;
You’ll notice all of those comments, screen shot from my “Trash” folder, are from the same IP address, one that we’ve identified as one of the ones Psul uses along with a scad of others.
He started posting them a little after 11 o’clock the other night. I think he was doing it to set us up for a lawsuit because he couldn’t find any comments that y’all have made about in the manner he’d like. But, I didn’t want to stay up all night babysitting his punkass, because unlike Psul, I have job, for a few more months anyway. And then he sent me this email;
I have had it with you. You get your stupid blog off my name or everytingn you thought about will occur.
Lawsuits, damages, court hearings, Va I will haul down your site at IBM get seavey fired from his cush job and turn you over to the VA
—
Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development
F*cking idiot moron, what does the VA care about what I do? He takes his cues from Wittgenfeld who is going to sic his mental health professional on us. But Wickre didn’t darken our virtual doorstep yesterday. I guess he cried himself to sleep and was nursing the biggest hangover of his life all day yesterday.
Category: Shitbags
So he was back today again. Get ready for some foolishness tonight.
Oh tapdancin baby Jesus on a tricycle, what in the Wide World ‘A Sports is he pullin now?
(Yeah, you just read that in Slim Pickens’ voice. Admit it.)
He claims to be of the “upper crust”
I’ll certainly attest to his being a flake…
Sorry that the Kasey Kasem long distance dedication is a little over an hour after I promised. The next tune is set to Suzanne Vega’s 1987 hit Luka. I hope that you enjoy it.
My name is Wickre
I used to work at APL
Then I started acting erratically
Posting shit on This Ain’t Hell
I only post things late at night
My German postings don’t translate quite right
Just don’t ask me what it means
Just don’t ask me what it means
Just don’t ask me what it means
I think it’s because I’m distinguished
Member of The Lucky Sperm Club
My career prospects extinguished
Now I’m just a lowly grub
They only post what’s on the net
Like my probation hasn’t ended yet
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Yes I’m better than you
I just bought another Jag
Well, if you ask that’s what I’ll say
And I’ll start my own business anyway
Now go away and leave me alone
Time for me to reap what I have sown
Just don’t ask me where I work
Just don’t ask me where I work
Just don’t ask me where I work
My name is Wickre
I live on Wilson Lane
I am better than all of you
Just too dumb to come out of the rain
I only post things late at night
From phony IPs that Jonn flags on sight
Just don’t ask me what they mean
Just don’t ask me what they mean
Just don’t ask me what they mean
And I wish this blog would go away
Per my lawyer’s communique
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Just don’t post my court appearances anymore
Word has it that Paul (of the Ballsack) and Phildo are still claiming LEO status.
I am unsure as to why, but I guess old habits die hard.
@54.
The only “Upper Crust” Paul (of the Ballsack) has encountered is when he is working the nightshift.
Tongue it, Paul (of the Ballsack).
Tongue it.
Deep.
It don’t come easy,
You know it don’t come easy.
It don’t come easy,
You know it don’t come easy.
I didn’t pay my dues, now I’m gonna sing the blues,
And you know it don’t come easy.
I had to shout and leap about,
And in spandex that ain’t easy.
Forget about the past or I’ll sue you all now,
The future won’t last,
TAH will be down tomorrow.
I don’t ask for much, I your asses I will bust,
And you know it don’t come easy.
And this craziness of mine keeps growing all the time,
And you know it just ain’t easy.
Open up your blog, so I can sue you,
Use a DDos
And I will drink till I look better.
I didn’t pay my dues now I’m gonna sing the blues,
And you know it don’t come easy.
I had to shout and leap about,
And in spandex that ain’t easy.
Restraining orders and convictions is how we make it,
Here within your reach
Is how TAH will pimp smack me.
I don’t ask for much, I only want your disgust,
And you know it don’t come easy.
And this insanity of mine keeps growing all the time,
And you know it don’t come easy.
(Sorry, Ringo–it just kinda came to me. Tell Paul I said hi.)
How late is this show going to run?
Much like for eternity you will be able to find a I Love Lucy episode on television, we will always have our Paul.
I dunno, but I’m listening to a long version of Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” and as soon as Psulie-boi shows up, I’ll be switching over to Rammstein and Pantera with a little Drowning Pool (Let the Bodies Hit the Floor) thrown in for good measure.
Imitate ME, will you, Psulie-boi? Yeah, don’t think so.
I dug up the pages I saved in which I was trying to translate the illiterate gibberish that psul the uncool had foisted on us way back in June. Remember all that ‘up all night’ stuff, trying to figure out what in the blue-eyed world he was babbling?
It gave me a headache all over again.
If the uncool fool does show up again, let’s keep it short and to the point. Note, I did not use the word ‘sweet’ as it does not apply to him in any way at all.
It is Wednesday evening. Perhaps Paul K. Wickre, the proven LIAR and PATHETIC LOSER will make his regularly scheduled appearance and tell us more about how having some British junkers, the “requisite place on the coast”, and other false measures of ones self, somehow makes him better than others. Perhaps in his eyes, but not in the eyes of those of us who know what the truly valuable assets are in life.
I would wager that he is very courteous in the local liquor store, not wanting to be 86’d from them.
@59. That is hands down the best parody song I have seen on this website. The lyrics actually match the melody to a T!! I can actually hear Ringo singing it in my head as I read them. Congratulations, sir you win the Internet!
@64.
FO… The “Phildo” comment was meant in humor.
Please do not be disappointed….
“And I will drink till I look better.”
Drinking til he looks better to Paul K. Wickre means drinking till he falls on the floor out of sight of that damnable mirror that keeps showing him ugly pictures of himself.
What a PATHETIC LOSER
@67.
If you speak while looking in the mirror, at least you have “reflected” conversation.
As an isolated NT Student, I get bored.
No audience.
Back to the ‘Shine.
I figure since Milli Vanilli were a bunch of fakers, this song is appropriate. Set to the music “Girl you know it’s true”. (link: http://youtu.be/t0qTOkUPlGk) I’m laughin’ at you, Psul, ’cause you’re on my mind You’re the one I know will lie every time And when you sell your lies in all you do Don’t you understand, Psul, we laugh at you? You’re soft, stupid, so weak and dumb You’ve got breath like a bucket full of cum It lightens up my day, when I laugh at you You ack and write like you are two Drinking all the booze, working up your ire ‘Cause you wish you could be a guy to admire You’re mind is so simple, I’ll speak real slow so try to understand You’re a fool, Psul You’r such a fool, Psul You’re looking dumb, Psul, and this is true Psul, you know it’s true Ooh, ooh, ooh, You’re a fool Psul, you know it’s true Ooh, ooh, ooh, You’re a fool Psul, you know it’s true We all laugh at you Psul, you know it’s true We all laugh at you This is some sort of thing, Psul, I can’t explain My laughing starts up when I hear your name Maybe your booze fuled rants would make me giggle If you could type after drinking your ripple Your life is negative emotion, Phildo gets devotion Your wife never gets none and has to play with a toy The reason is simple, you prefer a boy So I thought I might discuss this, Psul, just you and I Now what you’re saying I don’t care, cause it’s just a lie Nobody could ever love you, Psul, you are what you are I could say to think about it, we know you won’t ever understand You’re a fool, Psul You’r such a fool, Psul You’re looking dumb, Psul, and this is true Psul, you know it’s true Ooh, ooh, ooh, You’re a fool Yes, you know it’s true Ooh, ooh, ooh, You’re a fool Psul, you know it’s true We all laugh at you Psul, you know… Read more »
Fab and Rob = Phildo and Psul.
Nice.
Am I the only one that caught the way he signed his email?
“Paul Wickre
VP DHS Business Development”
I’m betting he is trying to pass himself off as
Vice President Department of Homeland Security Business Development.
Wake up Paul, you are unemployed. You are Vice President of Jack Shit. You are telegraphing your moves you mentally twisted fuckstick. For some reason you convince yourself that your idiotic ramblings and whining will be considered as legitimate in some courtroom.
All the shit you have pulled on here alone would be enough to have any case tossed out, if not get your ass in a sling from a counter-suit.
As for you pulling the plug on your own existence, It would have no negative affect on me. I could care one whit if you drank yourself to death or wrapped yourself around a telephone pole doing 100 MPH.
You have done absolutely nothing in this life to make anyone miss you and I would not be surprised if the people you did wrong to actually celebrated your passing.
You are a vile creature, and you reap what you sow. It wouldn’t be out of the question for people that had the misfortune to work with you…. or those you referred to as “stupid”, “vile” or “low lives” to take a road trip to piss on your grave.
@71
He’s got some weird, unsupportable, unstable belief of what is and is not allowed. He’s under the mistaken impression that he’s calling the shots, that what he says goes.
He thinks he’s hot shit, but turns out, he’s just another cold turd.
Nik–you know what he reminds me of? He’s that kid I knew in junior high/high school who was always trying to pick a fight with me. One day I was having the capitalized BAD DAY and he started his shit.
I dragged him out of the car he was riding in and knocked the shit out of him for a couple of minutes. The next day, swollen nose/lip, black eye and all, claims I “sucker punched” him. I wish I could make that up.
Some people you just can’t reach.
Some people you just can’t reach.
Like an itch you just can’t scratch. Annoying, but in no way important.
Hack.Stone – If I can’t get that song outta my head, I will personally call you at 2am and sing it to you! (Luca)
Wait! I’m sorry! That threat should never be made to someone I like. I apologize for my carelessness.
How about ‘that strange smell you know is coming from somewhere, but you can’t find the source’. (Not your breath. Worse.)
As we watch Paul K. Wickre devolve into an alcohol soaked mass of broken DNA and BS, I can’t help but wonder if his wife notices his “condition”. I’m genuinely curious about this.
I wonder if his wife even stays at the house on Wilson.
Ex-
I’m betting she does stay at the house, just on the second floor. I’m sure she knows that by 8PM, he’ll be so ripped on cheap booze he can’t crawl up the stairs.
I would venture that a nutcase like him is married in name only. They probably keep separate accounts and she figures it cheaper to keep him than divorce him. If my spouse was that batshit crazy I would have a place close to work to stay at.
I’m thinking that the wife simply stays married because it’s cheaper to keep him. If you would notice he only mentions her when he tries to imply she’s a big wig in Congress. Every time he mentions going somewhere its always “I”, not “we”.
That she has never contacted the blog owner or came on here speaks volumes about how she has distanced herself from him. I would think if Paul to check himself out or die choking on his own vomit she would be among the ones who breathed a sigh of relief.
@72: I said it before on THAT THREAD: he comes on like John Holmes, but by the time he’s done for the night, he’s proven to be Pee Wee Herman.
Actually, he proves himself to be Bieber or Breanna. Whiny, snivelling little punk with the weenie of a gnat.
And OMFG! O … M … M … F … G!!! He sockpuppeted MEEEEE!!!
Psul. Have you ever read Hannibal? Remember the faceless, paralyzed villain Mason Verger?
There are inescapable parallels between you and Mason, Psul. Like Mason Verger, your present state is entirely your own making, borne of your own vile habits and actions. And as he self-awarely noted about Hannibal’s feelings toward him, I like you just the way you are: alive. Make a note, for the record.
You are an impotent, cowardly little bully with no power and no future. I enjoy you in this state. Death would be infinitely too merciful for you. No. You must live on in the excrement-filled bed you have made for yourself … AND SO YOU SHALL. A Glock is too good for the likes of you.
So the little mold spore is not showing up tonight, then?
Such a shame. It’s past his drinky time, too.
Maybe Karen finally realized Psul was about to cramp her style – a sham marriage is still real to outsiders, after all – and pulled the router connection to the Rumpus Room.
Biebs and Breanna are excellent analogues for Psul. Bieber is a drunken loutish bully, Breanna is a traitorous coward, and both are almost certainly hung like gnats.
Maybe his Mommie grounded him. Oh wait……
And they call him “No Show Paul”. I/we so wanted him to make an appearance and throw himself down the stairs like a good little spandex clad slinky.
Paul K. Wickre; you are still a PATHETIC LOSER.
Or maybe he’s on spammed status until further notice so that no one has to stay up all night monitoring his diatribe.
Maybe the blog critics with guns and badges finally parked the 4Chan Party Van in his driveway and took him to a more secure undisclosed Rumpus Room.
I don’t suppose there’s a way to make posting here only available on a sign-in basis ? Create an account and what not ? That would keep the fakers from attempting to post as someone else to stir up trouble. I’m new to this whole blogging thing.
Good idea CWO.
@90–while there’s that, it’s not terribly difficult to create an account/username that would at first glance look very similar to a legit poster. A space here, a period there, and the quick scanner would have a hard time distinguishing on many sites.
That being said, as has been pointed out before, it’s quite another issue to try to copy the writing style of someone else and mimic their personality if not personal style. I’m sure given enough time and practice I could copy one or two of most of the folks here, but 1–I don’t want to, 2–it’s not everyone, 3–it’d be way too easy to slip up, particularly if there are personal contacts between legit posters as there are here.
Bottom line, in the cost/benefit analysis, it’s at least for now not worth making people create accounts/passwords/etc.
I would never advocate for Paul’s suicide. I will however, predict it.
Roger in Republic@93, I am putting a dollar down on an accidental death. I could totally see him departing us ala David Carradine.
NavCWORet: that’s been suggested multiple times before. Jonn has consistently said he wants to keep comments here open to all w/o login.
Jonn’s house, Jonn’s rules.
Hack.Stone: my money would be on “like James Dean or Jimi Hendrix”. But who knows, you might be right.
245 visits to this blog using eight different IPs in the last seven days, the last two visits were just after 5am today.
Well, good morning, one and all. I see that nothing happened last night. No dogs barked in the night.
As much as you guys all want to see psul the uncool somehow meet his demise, I think it’s fair to say that he’s cooked his own goose for a very long time, you know. Whatever happens to him is OUT of our hands.
It’s much more productive to spend time on other things here, isn’t it?
@97. Yipes. That’s deep-end behavior. I hope the guy gets the help he strongly appears to need. It would be good if he did and then returned here in a year or so with a new perspective and clear, untroubled head. I mean it.
I should clarify; 245 visits total, 35 visits on eight IPs in the last seven days.
Bloom off the rose, eh? Is it finally slowly sinking in that his act won’t work with this crowd? That getting “lawers” all up in arms at $250-300/hour is only going to result in him wasting a shitpot full of money? That DDos attacks will be rebuffed, and then turned over to REAL legal authorities?
Should be interesting, kids. Personally, I don’t think he’s learned jack shit. We’ll see by the end of the weekend if I’m right.