Dalton Coldiron; another tattooed Ranger phony
A bunch of you have been emailing us about Dalton Coldiron.
Well, Scotty got his FOIA;
Yup, no records. Scotty says that Dalton unfriended him as soon as Scotty asked him if he is a Ranger.
Category: Phony soldiers
@50. I take it you’re in OK. I live in SW OK, maybe we can link up for a POSer hunt. Like all pest species in OK, they’re always in season.
The fact that he “works” for David Stanley CJD isn’t surprising at all. In fact it’s a wonderful bit of irony.
Think I just threw up in my mouth!
@49 You and Jonn are right, using SV usually has ties to other more serious issues/crimes.
This is one very sick young man.
Smitty; maybe you can organize a tattoo removal party for the young lad??? Tell him your grandfather was an autobody man and you’re just doing a tribute to him by using that grinder on his tat.
LebbenB, i live/work in Enid, i spend my days off in Stillwater. id be happy to join ya for a beer if ya are ever around the area. shoot me an email with your contact info @ Smitty.GNS@gmail.com
@55, ive wanted to for almost 2 years now, he avoids me, blocked me on FB, cried when i called his phone, made up stories about the DA being a good friend of his and he would send the DA after me. (the DA only knows of him because he is a retard that slashed his ex girlfriend’s tires at school). id love nothing more than to repo that tat, ill tell him ill hold it in trust until he earns it. love the grand father idea, but my grand father was a welder…
@57: A welder? Sweet! Weld that sumbich off!
I live south of Lawton in Walters (Don’t laugh…we have a Sonic) but I get up to Enid and Stillwater every so often. Appreciate the invite.
Days off in Stillwater…You just wanna look at those pretty college girls from OSU, ya dirty old Ranger.
Smitty, I just e-mailed you in appreciation of your filling us in. Glad to have you around here, don’t be a stranger. Ask us about your neighbor William Blake; another phony that we have been kicking around for a couple of years now.
I wish I lived some place exciting like Oklahoma.
He’s 5’4″, huh? I think I could handle him. He’s riding the road to badder stuff, so if someone doesn’t stop him, it’ll probably get worse. Aren’t there rivers in Oklahoma where he could go swimming, and wash off that tatt?
(sigh)
This little bunny-smooching POS really isn’t worth all this effort. However, he’s the kind of turd that can piss you off at a 1000 meters.
Maybe a real Ranger will educate him.
@61. HUH!?!?!?!?!? Oklahoma and exciting don’t go together, unless it’s tornado season.
But we do have the best steakhouse in the nation – Cattleman’s in OKC. Who sez so? None other than Pres. George H.W. Bush, that’s who.
Thanks Smitty for the morning update on this douchenozzle.
We knew there was something creepy as well as poserous about him. Poor bunny.
I feel sorry for the bunny.
FO, ive been floating around here since the beginning of the year. love the work they do here and got billy blake’s number off another thread. he didnt seem too interested in me taking him up on that fisticuffs meeting he offered Jonn
LebbenB, i went to college at OSU and still love to spend my summers playing volley ball. im only 28, i can get away with hitting on the college girls and since i have a real job i can actually afford to buy them a drink. gives a nice step up on the college guys trying to hit on them.
Smitty, do what the outlaw bike clubs do when they find a poser with one of their tats, burn it off with a blowtorch…
@66.
Heard that.
Lebben, I got the NE of Oklahoma covered. We do not have any of the fast foods joints in my little town. I have to go to Poteau for any of that. As to Blake I can’t get a location on him. Joe
His tatt needs to be replaced with ‘bunny sniffer’.
He’s got one across his back, and I’m guessing but the wrist thing might be a tatt, also. So he’s CS but he’ll endure the tattoo needle to get chicks? And he’s a pedo, too.
REAL class act…. somewhere in the sub-basement class.
http://imgur.com/Ypt9gJG
“My name is Dalton Cody Coldiron, i live in the podunk town of Perry. i like sports and i enjoy hunting and fishing. i am a proud server of the united states army and love to serve my country.
Hooah!
(Fighting conversation) means wins. I don’t care how skilled ya are or how bad ya want it if ya aren’t mean enough to take it.”
People, I think we have this all wrong. This appears to be a huge misunderstanding. Dalton is a professional bull rider, according to his glamorous Facebook profile.
Maybe he just thought he needed to stay on for eight seconds…
Pro bull rider? Oh, you mean that photo he stole from one of the REAL PRCA pros?
Yeah — I don’t think so. If he’s a wimpy as those flaccid arms of his look, he probably can’t even stay on the back of a Shetland pony.
I don’t even think he could stay on a carousel horse!!
http://imgur.com/Dm2guJD
@73 PH2- agreed. What a douche canoe.
On a different note, look who claims to be a Ranger while tweeting about going to play some paintball?
Paintball fields are where one can find posers galore!!
Dalton and paintball.
Perfect.
@71: I’ve no doubt he ‘serves’ the U.S. Army.
Why he should’ve gotten that tab tatted on his ass, or over it like a tramp stamp.
its Dalton he is the best damn cooler in the business
So, he’s going to be in the Oklahoma Seminole County Fair… maybe someone should call and let them know that at a county fair, one of the most patriotic and AMERICAN of events this nation has to offer, they’ll be having a man ‘bullriding’ who lies about being a Ranger for a chance to get into some poor girl’s pants.
Which he will apparently wear at home while on an acid trip, kissing his rabbit.
And you guys are so crude. Uneducated, the whole lot of you. What happened to the good, old, scientific, acid on the arm?
It’s like you guys were working class all your lives.
^This was all sarcasm. Any method is fine.
What if a couple of guys were to put some hydrogen peroxide in an unmarked bottle, and a little blood off a raw steak or such in another littler bottle, also unmarked. Picked him up for a ride in the country, and then, while he watches pour the two “Acids” together, and let him watch it boil in the larger bottle. Let him know that this secret Saddam Hussein compound wouldn’t stop eating its way in until the right anecdote was applied, and let him know that he has to figure all that shit out. Put the “Activated Hydrogen Peroxide” on while wearing nitrile gloves, and he will shit himself, and no harm will actually be done, (on the outside). From then on, he will be owned.
@Frankly: not nice at all. Which is why it’d be funnier than, well, him making out with that poor creature.
Please, someone save that bunny rabbit from the human. The bunny deserves better than a herpes-ridden smooch from a blowhard.
@80- Man? What man? I don’t see any man here.
I’m not sure, but that photo that he’s displaying on his FB page looks an awful lot like the 2009 PBR Bull Riding champion Kody Lostroh. It’s hard to tell, but there is a resemblance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1-KJZPx0UM
Also, you have to have some serious chops to be able to stick it out for 8 long seconds on an angry crossbred polled Hereford or a Brahma bull.
DC just doesn’t look like he can cut a fart, never mind the mustard.
If anyone is going to the Seminole County Fair, be sure to get some pictures of Dc riding a bill for us. OK?
Cold iron phallus in the back door seems appropriate.
@85
True. Sorry, it’s a knee jerk reaction, I normally assume males over the age of 18 to be ‘men’ and not ‘little bitches pretending to be rangers so they can get laid’.
For the record, I have no military service (I was in ROTC, but I know that shit doesn’t count). I still get laid more than that guy, guarantee it, and I do it without ‘Infantry/Ranger/SF’ stories.
#MURICAISGREAT
Hey Dalton, Welcome to Loserville. Population: YOU
@71, that mean quote is stolen from me. Its bastardized but it is something I have said for a long time. I said it to him as a put down when he was talking hims3lf up and claiming how big and bad he was
What the quote is supposed to be has nothing to do with fighting.
There is no prize for second place in life. To the victor goes the spoils, but the victor isnt the guy that is biggest, strongest, or fastest. It doesnt matter how bad you want the prize or how skilled you are, if you are not mean enough to take it.
More like Limpiron. *chirp* *chirp* Anyone? Damnit! Exercise kick off and no sleep has me loopy
I’ll try to take screen shots, as he hasn’t deleted me yet. But I love the fact he’s got an ex who calls him out on his Facebook for “shipping out of the army” and his baby momma posts that he doesn’t take responsibility for his daughter, and his current girlfriend agreed with her. I tried chatting with him about army stuff but he got a little suspicious and wouldn’t answer any questions.
I’ll try to take screen shots, as he hasn’t deleted me yet. But I love the fact he’s got an ex who calls him out on his Facebook for whimping out of the army” and his baby momma posts that he doesn’t take responsibility for his daughter, and his current girlfriend agreed with her. I tried chatting with him about army stuff but he got a little suspicious and wouldn’t answer any questions.
@86: He couldn’t hack basic training, so I seriously doubt he could handle bull riding, whether as a pro or in a petting zoo.
im blocked from his FB, but if the ex that calls him out is Jael Smith, thats my little sister.
we dont know that he couldnt hack basic, he quit before he got a chance to try! he made it to reception and freaked out! the scary combat job he enlisted for had him worried that as a combat MP he might have to write a ticket! not meaning to talk shit on MPs (yes i am, infantry love starting shit with MPs) but he never even made it far enough to call himself an MP. didnt stop him from claiming Special forces before he ever pretended to go to basic, and get a Ranger tab when he got back. from what ive heard of his stories, he claims to be me. not sure how the math works out considering he is 8 1/2 years younger and he was 10 when i was in iraq
Even Shane Ladner looks at this kid and says, “Poser.”
He’s so messed up, not even Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre would go near him with his junky Jaguar!!
#35: Hareback Mountain?
LebbenB, thats awesome