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| June 30, 2013

Army Captain phony

Mike sends us this link to a dating profile, I guess, of this buttnugget who thinks he’s a 24-year-old Army Captain. Of course, he also thinks that he’s of an “average body type”. It might be average in Grand Forks, North Dakota, but around the rest of the country it’s known as obese. But I do like the jaunty angle at which he wears his beret, though. It’s so Monica-esque.

Category: Phony soldiers

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USMCE8Ret

Another contestant for next year’s tournament.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

He is a true mirror image of himself … all jacked up!

REAL DEAL!

RangerX

Obese is average these days….

Dano291

@48 LoL.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I always like the words “average, zaftig, need to lose a few pounds, athletic” in a dating profile…my experience way back when meant these were fatties….nothing wrong with that a lot of guys seem to like plumpers, but be honest about it….nothing stupider than showing up to meet an athletic woman and finding out she looks like a female german power lifter…

FMR PAO

What? You mean you didn’t wear your beret flash so it was right between your eyes? You mean that isn’t rigth? /sarc

El Marco

Shotgun Dan the Pizza Man in that beret…..

PintoNag

Oh, God. Not another North Dakota joke.

Beretverde

Who in the hell keeps getting my Official DA photo and posting it? I’m getting tired of this crap.

Dano291

It is amusing when these slime really think that they are the shit while drinking glasses full of Vexatious Unicorn Tears with a tad bit of cold fusion. Totally amazing.

A Proud Infidel & Patriot

I love the tilt on his Shinseki, he wears it like a pissed off French pastry cook (Being a chef takes brains, something he doesn’t have)!

He kinda looks like Elmer Fudd in GI fleece and Shinseki headgear!!

OWB

Would the rank actually be above the name tape? Never saw that on anyone, but never saw any of this “fleece,” either.

H1

Fleece and no ACU top?
Casual Friday?

Sgt Awesome

I live nearby, I’ll see if I can run this guy down.

OldSargeUSAR

@64 – Run him over…

A Proud Infidel & Patriot

I’ll pitch in on the Gas and for some beer afterward!

Anonymous

Could be some loser who got RFD out of ROTC and just made CPT/O3 in the Guard or IRR… last time he had to look spiffy, they still had the beret.

Gumshoe

I was 24 when I was promoted to CPT. Active duty with 3rd ID in Baghdad.

thebesig

@ 67,

I’ve seen both, National Guard and IRR Soldiers in AKO. That turd isn’t one of the Andrew Lanes that showed up on the AKO search.

Matt

He’s in shape, though. Round is a shape, right?

2/17 Air Cav

I think Custer was a captain by the time he was 9, maybe 10.