Teti’s TTP Trifecta: Challenge disabled vets to fistfight, threaten with lawsuits for “deformatation”, delete comments
Teti may have told the truth about his military record, but he can’t help but apparently lie about everything else. He’s got some self-serving bullshit up now about ”internet terrorists that feel like making slanderous remarks and death threats” which is a straight up lie and he knows it. The man is completely bereft of honor and integrity. I was going to drop it, but this guy lies, gets caught in his lie, and just makes an even bigger one.
So let’s go through the record regarding Teti’s various claims since this began. (NOTE: this one deals only with his comments, if you want to talk about his military record, search the stuff that was up before now.)
Folks, as you can see, which I totally predicted, these children obviously called FB and complained about my post. It is no longer up. I ASSURE YOU I DID NOT TAKE IT DOWN. I purposely left their post up as well. I could have deleted it…….I didn’t. I will make another offer to anyone who likes to comment on ANY web site, or any other “blog” in regards to slanderous / libelous remarks made a…bout me, or any threats you would like to make to me. My business proposition still stands, $10,000 for 10 minutes of your time. Plain and simple. I would appreciate a 24 hour heads up so that I can clear my schedule for that day in order we can have quality time together.
Let me illustrate how idiotic this one is, because he keeps saying that our refusal to respond makes us cowards. (Because, you know, we still have trial by combat today, and whoever can beat the shit out of someone else in a dark alley is God’s chosen, and obviously telling the truth.) So, I offer a counter proposition: Next time you want to beat your wife with a rubber hose, you call us, and we’ll give you 18 gazillion dollars for 10 minutes of your time to play “Go Fish.” You can see where the problem is here: it is the condition precedent. Joe can say “I never beat my wife with a rubber hose” much as we can say we never engaged in “slanderous/libelous remarks.” We know that *he* knows this as well, since he’s repeatedly threatened lawsuits for any such remarks, and yet, he has my contact info with a request to talk to his attorneys and he has yet to respond.
As for the “he did not take it down” thing….let’s review the facts. This is the email I sent him when he put that post up:
From your defamatory Facebook posting:
One blog in particular called This Ain’t Hell has a …really colorful write up on me. They were even kind enough to post it on my FB page here. THANK YOU!!!! You are making my job very easy. Folks………I highly recommend you read it if you need a few good laughs and truly see jealousy at its finest. Especially the parts where they say I have committed FELONY acts, such as arson and theft, amongst a plethora of other humorous deeds.
We have gone through each and every comment, and there is no allegation of Arson mentioned at all. The only mention of theft is from a comment that specifically cites to the source making that allegation (not us), and which Jonn expressly disavowed in his posting wherein he stated he would not engage in rumors. So what exactly is the basis for the claim that the blog This Ain’t Hell has “sa[id you] committed FELONY acts, such as arson and theft”?
10 minutes later the post he had up came down. Now Occam’s Razor: more likely that Facebook violated their own terms of service by taking down a posting on Teti’s facebook without any valid reason; or that Teti himself took it down when it was pointed out he was lying?
To my fans, don’t even waste another second of your time even responding to this. The beauty of this is that they did all the work for me, only rallied my fans behind me, showed there is not a single person amongst them that has a back bone, and lastly, proved to me how some people choose to live their lives not in pursuit of happiness and peace, but to try to bolster their miserable lives by trying to tear down others. Truly diluted people to say the least. To be honest, the true pay back for me is that they get to spend the rest of their lives like that.
“Diluted” people? What the hell is a diluted person?
Um, Joe, since you wrote that above, you’ve discussed us 3 times and deleted all of our comments. We haven’t written about you once until now. None of us writing here about you has a backbone, but he does, proven by his heroic ability to delete comments.
I must admit……these guys should all get medals for adding a new level to term……..low life’s.
Oh, that is one hell of an awesome zinger! Medal for new level to term “low life’s.” Holy shit is that hilarious! <<oh my aching ribs>> Dude, you should be on comedy central.
Obviously these poor souls can dish it out, but cant take it…..so I am being very careful on being politically correct as so I don’t upset them again and they have this post taken down to. I can promise my fans, I will find out who made the call to me threating my life, and they will be dealt with accordingly. This is the MO of these guys. Textbook. They attack, duck under their rocks and behind their computer screens and think they are cool. They skirt the 1st Amendment juuuuuuuust enough to stay in the grey………right up to the point where I got a death threat. Sorry guys……..can’t skirt that one. It will take me some time to connect all the dots and a few bucks, and I am already in the process of doing so. But it will be the best money I have ever spent. Every PENNY.
We dished it out on a blog post (which he was encouraged to respond to), and haven’t deleted a single comment from any of his fanbois. Meanwhile he’s deleted all of our supportive comments on his Facebook. Remind me again how it is us that can’t take it?
The fact that he thinks we are skirting the First Amendment shows that this moron doesn’t have enough brain power to make a Christmas tree bulb blink. We’re not even close to the First Amendment. No one here has made a statement of fact (as opposed to an opinion) which he has disputed yet. The only thing that would implicate the First Amendment is your false claims that we accused you of felonies. You know we never did, the record shows we never did, and you claimed it without support.
I’ll go a step further. I don’t believe that the so-called death threat ever happened. Maybe it did, but I doubt it. It seems a little too pat don’t you think? At this point Teti can claim water is wet and I would still demand verification. So, someone try to find the police report on this. Let’s help him find the guilty party if there is one, because I know it wasn’t Jonn or myself. My money is on Nessie or Sasquatch.
This will be my last post in regards to those blogs and individuals that love to talk crap via the internet, and don’t have the courage to face the person man to man with the charges you are placing on him. There is a term for that……..its called a coward. Wear it with pride…..your certainly earned it. SALUTE ! ! !
This will be his last post, except the three posts that follow it! Again, what charges? No one accused him of anything. He’s totally making up all these fake charges, as anyone can see from reading the previous posts. He’s a liar. There’s your statement of fact. Either that or he can’t read. And I love his definition of “coward”. We’re cowards for not meeting him in a street fight over the fact we never made “fake charges”? In what world does that even make sense? He falsely accuses us of claiming he engaged in illegal behavior, and his answer is to threaten us to some sort of idiotic duel in a dark alley? Yeah bro, here’s your sign.
Then he closes that one with a Bible passage, because as Jesus once said, if someone strikes you, the best thing to do is to challenge them to a fight and offer them $10k.
Then, after assuring us he was done talking about it, he waits three days (and has 2 other posts about us) and gives us this gem:
Folks…..after long thought I have taken down the ridiculous banter and foul language from these internet terrorists that feel like making slanderous remarks and death threats, because I could see that it was effecting a few of you. My friends on this page don’t deserve to have to deal with this type of behavior. I could have deleted them on the spot, however, I left them up for a few days so you guys to see for yourselves how sick some of these people are. I do have screen shots for future use. I want to thank each and every one of you for your support and kind words. You have my deepest apologizes for having to read this stuff, and the insulting demeanor and language these folks feel they have to use. Find it in your hearts to forgive these people, and pray that they can come to terms with their own short comings and demons. All the best, Joe
Bwahahahahahah. The good Christian is calling for prayers for us after bearing false witness against us. Now that is funny.
You can tell a lot about a guy by his reactions. Jonn write up a post concluding that Teti had substantially told the truth, and he responded by going batshit over it.
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BK- Agreed with all of it. I wanted to go to 20th group at Ft AP Hill myself.
He’s already posting links from Archslayer in comments occasionally.
He’s digging himself in as deep and as fast as he can, ain’t he? I wonder how many more of his cheapshit comments and stunts will his bosses tolerate before they can him, too?
I am reminded of the wizard who kept the good folks of Oz both fearful and obedient. Woe betide the SOB who challenged the wizard! Turns out it was a sham. The wizard was, in actuality, a fellow of much bully and bluster and little else.
@53, I was thinking of the battle of wits with Vizzini.
All I need to know about this guy 😉
http://s13.postimg.org/9lsfgatqv/joseph_teti.jpg
2/17 Air Cav (@46)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
. . .
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
BK: he’s got the long tab, actually. And that’s the damn shame.
He has the creds. He doesn’t need to embellish them. But he’s doing that anyway.
IMO, those are the saddest cases. We’ve seen a few of those here – right, “Archslayer”?
10K to woop his ass for 10 min? how do i collect? i could use the 10k and would really enjoy reminding this toad that he isnt the biggest and baddest around.
how dare he compare himself to Chris Kyle. I met Chris Kyle once upon a time. he was assigned as sniper over watch over my unit back in ’04 for a while. good guy and i can say with out doubt that i draw breath today because of that man. a few years later in ’06/07 my father was in ramadi and had Chris Kyle providing over watch for him. When Kyle got out of the navy, he became a contractor and did several more stints over seas. Kyle never called those stints deployments, he called it going to work! may he rest in peace, and this piece of garbage can keep his name far from his mouth.
Okay, this is all my fault. I did it. I pissed Teti off, because I said, on the ‘what the hell is teti talking about’ column that he lied on his resume, which he did. He saw it and he got mad.
Here’s the link to that comment: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35547#comment-839033
OWB, I saved the foil from my roast chicken last night. I can wash it and add it to the pile if you need it.
Fortunately for my sanity, and the mutual sanity of all of you, I can borrow something from the comics this morning, by saying that Mr. teti is, in my humble opinion, a booger-picking, dog’s-rump-sniffing, chimp-kicking, cheese-burping, mosquito-eating, catbox-licking fact-fibbing fry cook at a roach coach parking lot picnic.
So if he’s mad at me and wants to pick a fistfight with me, I’ll be more than happy to meet in the parking lot at Lovell FMHCC over by Great Lakes. This afternoon at 2PM is fine. Seriously, if he wants to pick a fight, I’m ready.
@59 I think that’s an insult to fry cooks 😉
@50 ” Dude needs a Snickers bar, or kegels”
FARK YOU!!! BROWN RICE AT LUNCHTIME IN THE SINUS CAVITY AND NOSE *HURTS*!!!!
“Those who drink their pee, don’t know what their doing,” Lundin tells Teti in the clip above. “Urine is double the sodium of normal body saline.”
However, despite Lundin’s warnings, Teti still drinks his own pee. “I’m not doing this to stay dehydrate or hydrate myself, I’m doing this as a psychological edge just to get some wetness in my mouth and swallow a little bit.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/28/dual-survival-joseph-teti-pee_n_2376546.html
I wonder, did he first say, ‘Pee. Mine. Shaken, not stirred.’
@60 – Made me laugh hard enough to wake the cat!
You, too, Chip!
I’ll bet Teti is shorter than I am, too.
If Teti wants to consume urine, I’ll bottle mine and send it to him, after I eat some asparagus. I could also get my two cats Mikey the Large & In Charge and Miss Reesey Meesey Paddy Paws to contribute samples for comparison. Also, there is a little mixed-breed white dog that comes into my yard on occasion. Maybe I could get him to pee in a bottle for another sample.
Just tell me where to send it.
Those who drink their pee, don’t know what their doing.”
Um, not exactly. Those who drink their pee have an elevator that doesn’t quite make it all the way to the top floor!
Not saying that I would NEVER do it, but I cannot at this time imagine the circumstances which would make it an attractive alternative.
If he drinks pee just to wet his whistle, I really don’t want to know what he has for an entree.
2/17 Air Cav: or for dessert.
“Hey, is that a Baby Ruth bar?”
Oh, and PH? You may keep the tinfoil as a reserve supply at your end of the network. If you smash it really, really flat, it won’t take up much storage space.
As for your kind offer to supply urine for the yeti, may I suggest a nice blend of all your suggestions? Might even be able to collect some extra income from the formulation, but be careful how you report it to the IRS.
If he ever markets an energy drink, I think I’ll pass–so to speak.
@68 Well, that’s one way to keep me from eating candy bars. 🙁
Think about this for a second: how does he get at it in the first place?
And don’t use that lame ‘collecting jar’ or ‘ziploc baggy’ or ‘tree leaves’ excuse.
Just think about it for a second.
this is a conversational detour into uncomfortable waters…
As the “Most Interesting Man In The World” would say, “I don’t often drink urine…but when I do I prefer to drink my yours…warm”. What a clown this guy is.
OWB, it’s possible that I could collect other samples from farmers around here, to add a few notes to blend. I know someone who raises sheep. PN could probably supply a base of about a gallon from the stable. And there are, in my area, two dairy farms, a hog farm, a composting center, a boarding kennel, and the flushable urinals at the RenFaire grounds.
Add a few envelopes of yeast, stir, ferment, and decant. I’m sure it would achieve quite a frothy head in the right mug.
@75 If we’re looking to produce a rare vintage, I can also get bear, buffalo, mountain lion, and lama. (Research facilities here, don’t ya know.)
My faith in you was well placed, PH. 😉
@67. 2 girls 1 cup?
WARNING!!!!!! If you look that up DO NOT click on the video.
Well, I guess now we need a name for the “beverage”. Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is already taken. And one common name I’ve heard for Becks is “skunk piss”.
Ideas, anyone? (smile)
Ooh, oooh, ooh! You two are really onto something now! A TAH Special Blend. Please try to use mostly recycled bottles. It just seems appropriate.
Are we sure this has been verified? I mean it’s almost as though his Facebook account was hacked by a PMS’ing 16 year old girl.
What the hell did I just read……
@79 ‘Moose Drool’ is already taken. Can’t use that.
Twist: if that’s the same one I’ve heard about (never seen ’cause I didn’t want to get sick), your warning is apropos. It’s reputedly one of the more disturbing and disgusting video clips ever recorded.
I learned long ago that the Internet is proof of 3 things: (1) things exist on the Internet you never heard of; (2) some of those things you wouldn’t believe possible if you didn’t see them yourself; and (3) some of those things you don’t want to know about or see for yourself. From what I’ve heard, that video is firmly in category (3).
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Ex, you had me clinging to my ribs in agony i was laughing so hard. think about it hahahaha
I’ll offer two suggestions:
1. “Wildcat Whiz Golden Ale”, or
2. “Special Blend Golden Ale”. (smile)
Hondo…you forgot this:
It was said that if you sat 700 monkeys for 700 years at 700 typewriters, one of them would create the works of Shakespeare. Fortunately, due to the Internet, we know this is not true.
NHSparky: version I heard replaced 700 with “an infinite number of”.
Getting to infinity takes a while. (smile)
Hondo, that is the one I was talking about it. Someone had told me about it and I decided right then and there never to watch it. I put the warning there so nobody would show up to my house with torches and pitchforks later.
And while we’re at it…Teti’s Tinkle Trappist…
A name for the blended brew… hmmm… how about:
Uranus’s Heaviside Draft: An unapologetically skunky blend.
Sold in quart jars. To be fully appreciated, must be consumed after warming over a campfire.
Just found some videos of JT drinking urine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EE9SwAdky0
@74 – You forgot the line, “Stay thirsty my friends!”
We’ll need slogans too.
“Hold Your Water. Drink Mine.”
“When you’re on the go, but can’t, try Joe’s.”
Add the disclaimer: “Fully recycled for your pleasure.”
too much, too much.
there was a hazing issue a few years back involving a private that pissed his squad off something terrible and got tied to his computer chair and left with that video on repeat for 2 hours. kid puked all over himself but was a pretty decent soldier after that
I was thinking that, because entertainment beverages all have different blends, we could create special blends using PN’s other contributions of cougar, bear, American buffalo, water/Cape buffalo, llama, and possibly even mountain goat.
I hear that the polar bear product is quite concentrated after a long winter’s nap, as well.
“Jeez, man, your breath stinks!”
“But I just rinsed.”
“With what?”
“This new mouthwash, Joe’s Juice.”
@96, Could we get a contribution from that private?
Oh, yes — just to be clear, I was not asking about stomach contents.