That phony Chippendale SEAL, Joseph Cryer

| September 21, 2011

Cryer-crier

For those of you who missed it yesterday, we were visited by Joseph Cryer, the phony Chippendale SEAL, because everyone comes to TAH.

This is what I wrote about him earlier this year and his phony story;

In fact he was recruited from a video arcade and sent straight to BUD/S without the burden of boot camp. So there’s a lesson for all of you youngsters out there – spend more time in video arcades and the SEALs may pick you out of the the thousands of other glassy-eyed teens and send you straight to highly technical and physically demanding training based on nothing more than your Donkey Kong score.

Apparently, he was in the Gulf of Sidra in 1986 aboard the USS Caron during a time that the Caron had no SEALs onboard, according to witnesses. Then he secretly (how else) deployed into Libya and killed 77 Libyans in 102 sleepless hours. I know, how can you sleep when there are so many Libyans to kill and such little time. But those bloody hours gave him PTSD for which he gets 100% disability rating from the DVA.

So he called me yesterday to tell me that he’s not the enemy, which of course, he is. The he tried to tell me that the only thing he regrets about telling that story about Libya is that he revealed the story. Cryer claimed that the story is true. Sure he never went to BUD/S, never was a SEAL, but they chose him to help them kill scads of Libyans because of his mad Donkey Kong skillz.

Of course, like every other phony or their family members who come here, Cryer threatened us with a lawsuit. The folks at POW Network wrote last night that he has threatened them recently, too;

Mr. & Mrs. Shantag-How are you? Hope all is well in Missouri.
I just glanced on the internet and I viewed that you and your organization has not removed libel slanderous comments regarding myself. I am very disappointed honestly. Are you waiting for some sort of donation or something of that nature?
I guess the question of the day is: is the POW Network affiliated with the Federal Government in a law enforcement capacity? Or better yet do you represent the VA, Secretary of the Navy or the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO)?
I called the Disabled American Veterans (from your website) and they said they were not affiliated with POW Network in any capacity.
I will be in VA Beach/Norfolk/Chesapeake in mid January seeing friends from the Navy and I mentioned to Donald Shipley (by email) that I would be in town and that we will meet. I would hope this is not a hostile encounter but whatever happens – happens.
Always remember that BAD PRESS is better then NO PRESS. Your attacks on my character have no effect whatsoever because I don’t care. In all actuality it is very immature.
Where do we go from here? I know it will not happen but I would hope that you would discontinue the the slanderous attacks.
I am left with no other choice but to sue you personally and your organization for (internet) Libel Slander. If any of your cohorts make reference to attacking me on a physical level again then they will be included in the law suit as well.
Your confident, Don Shipley and his wife w/ Extreme SEAL Experience will be handled in a different law suit. What you guys are doing is illegal and I will show you in the Court of Law. Respectfully,Joseph B. Cryer

Yeah, I’m scared shitless. Cryer is a sociopath who thinks he can convince people that his tale is true, despite the countless impossibilities in his story. When I called bullshit on his story over the phone yesterday, he took on his secret squirrel persona and said he couldn’t talk about it. But he can put it on his Facebook page.

As Susan said yesterday, any lawyer who examines the facts would be a fool to take this case to court. And I doubt that Cryer has the wherewithal to pay a lawyer, anyway.

So Cryer threatened to use bodily harm to make me remove the post. I sent him a map to my house (about 2 hours from his) and his desire to force me to shut up dampened somewhat. So any of the rest of you who want to team up with Cryer and shut this blog down, I’m sure he’ll be receptive, and that’s fine with me. If I’m going to have to break out a can of whoopass, I might as well use it on two or three other people, too. I’m no real badass, I’m just tired of all of you fucks who threaten me and don’t follow through.

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Squidthoughts

For the record, I’m adding libelslander to my list of words that are fun to say. Like zeitgeist. Or fahrvergnugen.

😀

NHSparky

Or upgefucht.

Susan

NHSparky,

But, but, I thought Shipley was going to get sued too and that he was going to go meet Shipley to talk to him about the “Libel Slander.” I guess what he saw when Shipley made him took a long look in the mirror horrified him, so Shipley must pay. Personally, my bet is that if he goes to Shipley’s SEAL Experience, he will quit after 15 minutes and then sue Shipley for extreme emotional distress and try to say the experience gave him PTSD.

I hope Shipley teaches him some manners.

Anonymous

Maybe he was refering to the time he spend working in a zoo as a seal balancing a red ball on his nose to visitors!

Frankly Opinionated

Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a feather n all.

Frankly Opinionated

Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a feather n all…………..

Frankly Opinionated

Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy?:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a Feather n all………

Bulldog22

@56, WOW, maybe we can get him to come on TAH for a 400 post day.

streetsweeper

Hey Sparky? Reading the Examiner article, this butt nugget should shut Cryer down for good. ~~~To prove his bona fides, he showed a government ID card that shows him to be 100 percent disabled and a Navy commander.. SWEET!

Maybe NCIS and VA OIG’s ought to board this asshats boat and get started checking this out. It is what it is, Cryer. You floated that reporter a government ID proving you are a US Navy Commander.

Fraud……*spit*!

Trent

And to think all this time I thought “Libelslander” was a SS division in WWII.

Frankly Opinionated

If someone would lie about his/her military service; what wouldn’t they lie about? Trying to undo a lie is about as fruitful as unringing a bell.
Joey Crybaby has put himself in a very uncomfortable position.
Suffering from full-blown idiocy.
Sounds like a former short bus student to me.

jcrue

No.

Libelslander is a meat-spread you put on rye with cheese and mustard.

Semper fi.

1AirCav69

#59…Trent….ROTFLMAO! THANKS!

Honor and Courage

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UpNorth

Hey, anon, are you a refugee from the eastern side of what used to be the Iron Curtain? If not, you really should go back and sue your English teachers, and the asshats who signed your diploma, because you got screwed when it came to your education.
refering to the time he spend working in a zoo”, indeed.
And, Trent, #59, was ROFL funny.

Doc Bailey

Alright I’m confused. He said he wasn’t REALLY a SEAl but he DID kill all these Libyans, but he did it with SEAL help and he’s apologizing for telling a “secret squirrel” story? is that about right?

and anonymous, dude give it up. some of these crusty old bastards can spot a poser from a mile away, and young bloods will probably try to beat the shit out of you (some of those Marines may not have figured out they can’t jump through the screen and choke you. Yeah they’re not the brightest bunch but we love em anyway) just come clean.

Of course if you don’t I’m going to join in and enjoy every veiled insult/threat/question about your family tree that runs strait down ( I AM in WV after all)

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[…] So he called me yesterday to tell me that he’s not the enemy, which of course, he is. The he tried to tell me that the only thing he regrets about telling that story about Libya is that he revealed the story. Cryer claimed that the story is true. Sure he never went to BUD/S, never was a SEAL, but they chose him to help them kill scads of Libyans because of his mad Donkey Kong skillz.  [This Ain't Hell] […]

Anonymous

@UpNorth thank you for the correction. My education was fine. It’s my typing that can be improved upon. You don’t have to be such a jerkoff about though.

NHSparky

So typing is to blame now? Everyone and everything but poor little Joseph. You’re starting to become a bore, dude.

Anonymous

I didn’t realize that all the people that could be fixing our country’s problems are here on this site checking people’s spelling!

NHSparky

Newsflash, Joseph–you ARE one of the problems.

Anonymous

If you call my service to this country for 20 years in the Army a bruden to the tax payer. I guess so! Since your intials began with NH you must come from that shitty little state where the teachers have their students kill their husbands.

Anonymous

Now there’s a education system where we can all be proud of!

Frankly Opinionated

“20 years in the Army”????????? If you really served 20 years in the army, why the phony SEAL claim? And, as for us sitting around checking spelling instead of fixing the country’s problems,,,,,,,,,,,, As Sparky says; you are one of the problems. We’ve given our time, militarily, and now we are each, in our own way, working on a myriad of other problems of the country. Biggest national problem being deceit running rampant, (something you’ve done your share of), and TAH is an excellent platform for exposing a good deal of that.
Now go away and let us celebrate the birthday of TAH and of its founder.

NHSparky

Frankly–this one is late to the party–he’s not Cryer.

And Anon–you have to understand the dipshit we’ve been dealing with here also posts Anon, therefore I apologize for any confusion.

Now in regards to your criticism of our spelling, eat a fat bag of dicks.

Anonymous

Your right I’m not Cryer nor have I claimed to be any Navy Seal. I was just another dogface soldier in the army. Since, this is a public forum I can exercise my right to comment on anything I wish. I guess NHSparky is really excited about the new policy for gays in the military, hence, the comment about dicks. I’m retired now but ?Bon appétit.

Frankly Opinionated

Anon claims “my right to comment…..”.
This is not a government page. We do not have “rights” here. We have the ability to comment, but only so long as the Site owner feels that we are putting in something rather than just pounding the keys. If it is deemed that ones comments have no value, he/she/it can be denied the ability to comment.

NHSparky

Seems like our little doggie from Texas is all butt-hurt because he doesn’t like us very much.

Boo-fuckin-hoo, bud. Maybe had you not posted as anon you wouldn’t be so defensive. Sounds to me like someone has yet to determine the difference between rights and privileges.

And as far as gays in the military? Hey, I’m not the Chippendale dancer here.

OWB

Oh, oh, oh!! I wanna be in the TAH libelslander unit! Charter members get special patches, right??

NHSparky

Oh, FFS. Blackberry IP addy?

Squidthoughts

My first laugh of the morning: the ad that popped up on this post today– “Internet Slander Victim? Control Online Defamation”

Bwaahahaha! God bless you, Google AdSense.

libelslander

NHSparky

I’ve really got to make up a “Libelslander” unit patch. That’ll go alonog real well with my “Shit River Commando” patch.

teddy996

Idea for the patch- a seal wearing a fruity vest and bowtie, balancing a lightning bolt on it’s nose.

Anonymous

Actually, I’m not taking this whole thing seriously. I find it very laughable that you guys take this guy’s claim to be a Navy Seal so serious. He just said it to get laid dancing in front of a bunch of horny women. Heavan forbid a guy lied to get laid. I’m not sticking up for this guy. Those type of people are easy to call out. The focus should be to uncover the people who receive monetary benefits for foraging 214’s, claiming PTSD benefits as a finance clerk who never left the FOB, wearing unathorized patches while on active duty (ranger tab or scuba bubble), claiming POW status, medical benefits from the VA, getting purple heart license plates, and so on. Feelings nothing more than feelings……………

NHSparky

Perhaps you should have read the whole story, anon. In fact, I highly encourage you to do so.

He carries around ID claiming to be a retired O-5. He claims VA benefits as a 100 percent disabled vet based on actions he never undertook. If it was just about pussy, most of us here would have laughed it off already.

But you already knew that and just wanted to come in here and stir some shit without knowing the FACTS. So please, try and learn them, won’t you?

And make sure you apologize for making such a fuckstick of yourself in the process.

Anonymous

So you seen the ID card, work at the VA, and saw his disability rating? If not than your the jackass for believing it. I don’t sprout off at the mounth if I haven’t seen proof.

NHSparky

Yes, no, and yes. By his own admission, jackass.

CI

If a guy has to claim to be a Navy SEAL to get laid….perhaps he should just stick to lotion and tissues. Less rejection from that demographic.

Anonymous

Than some farther investigation is needed but your basing this information on a known liar. @NHSparky your fucking idiot!

NHSparky

Wow. Just wow. Denial being a river in Egypt and all that, Anon…now I’m a fucking idiot for telling you what you should have already known before you opened your cockholster?

Stop. Hurt. Sides. Laughing. Oh, and it’s YOU’RE, not your (twice), it’s further, not farther, and Then, not Than. All that in less than 20 words. Illiterate fuckstick. I’d ease up on who you call idiot based solely on your complete inability to compose a coherent sentence. Just a suggestion, mind you.

So is the Washington Examiner, Washington Times, etc., all a bunch of known liars as well? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Anonymous

All these references to cocks and dicks you must of been serving this country in silence for far too long as closet gay man in military. You finally came out in a big way on this blog. I don’t why your commenting on a picture of a cheerleader your gay! You must be one of those retards that believes everything in print or on the news. You must lead a pathatic life!

NHSparky

Jesus anon, not only are you so sackless as to not even give a user name, but really? Are you one of those guys who watches “Deliverance” 47 times in a weekend thinking that it’s a documentary? Project much?

And I rather doubt I’m gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Hope you find happiness now that you can serve openly.

A final suggestion, if I may? Verbs. Syntax. Punctuation. Correct spelling. Try them all. Hell, try ANY of them. You’ll find your writing just **brighten** up. Okay, you may go back to your track lighting installation project and Judy Garland records.

Anonymous

Sure, I may try proper spelling and punctuation. I’m not writing a term paper here. Wow! According to you I’ve watched deliverance 47 times. Is that the number of gay experiences you had? Your a hopeless jackass that is so perfect. I bet your a fashion designer for men’s underwear that is upset that your top model is suing you for sexual harassment.

NHSparky

Troll poster is trolling. Buh bye, douchebag.

Frankly Opinionated

Why is it that when we see the “handle” “Anonymous” used in any comments at this site, that we can consider them to be liberals before even reading their comments? In typical liberal playbook fashion, as soon as we dynamite their talking points they begin to use slurs and such rather than facts. Been seeing it since I first got a computer.

NHSparky

And apparently, reading comprehension isn’t their strong suit either. Whatever. He’s gone and probably won’t be back.

OWB

You guys ever consider that it’s extremely difficult to type effectively one-handed?

Anonymous

I have never claimed to be someone I’m not but you guys find some sort of pleasure in outing some jackass on facebook saying he’s in Iraq to get laid. If you were really a journalistic organization you would expose the impostors that actually steal millions of tax payers dollars by the their false VA claims. Maybe cause you yourself claim PTSD without ever leaving the FOD. As it stands right now you just go back and forth pitting me against your inflated egos. Since the age of military awards some where given out without just cause. Where was the site when Pat Tillman’s silver star was given to the family to cover up his death by friendly fire.