Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO
Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018
Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;
3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.
ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.
From MCPO;
Category: Phony soldiers
Hey Val, welcome back!!
Daniel A. Bernath, YOU may look at comment #666, and THAT’S DR. EVIL TO YOU!!!
I just read the list.
I was mentioned twice!
Sweet.
Yeah, dude is definitely similar to Paul (of the Ballsack) and The Phildo.
Although he appears a bit more sober, for now…
No, my name is Jay Kerwin. TeeHee!
Mr . Shipley has a new video, any guess on the scum’s name?
Well this MCPO called, spoke to and I sent the good SCPO all the info on the fraud CPO. As fellow Chiefs, I asked him to highlight Bernie the fraud CPO. If he did it, I owe him a case of beer.
Meant Danny Boy …. Not Bernie … I am mixing up frauds.
I’ll stand him a pint of Guiness.
My name is Fistula Poinsettia MacGillicuddy. I buy and sell used clams at the fish market down by the seaside under the piers. My old man is Barsoomius Neptunius, the fishmonger and I’m proud to say, I’m a fishwife.
@Valkyrie, would it be JarJar? Han Solo? Jabba the Hutt?
Val … Post link. I am on BB and can’t thumb my way there!
Actually, I’m the Wild Rover.
“I’ve been a wild rover for many long years,
and I’ve spent all my money on whiskey and beer…”
Streetsweeper- In navy jargon, the goat locker is a lounge, sleeping area and galley on board a naval vessel which is reserved for the exclusive use of Chief Petty Officers. By tradition, all other personnel, including officers and even the Commanding Officer, must request permission to enter the goat locker.
Holy fracking gas pipes, Valkyrie!! Is that the guy?
I AM … SPARTACUS!!!
Val, Shipley has a new video out? Yessss!!!!! Tonight will be a delight for sure.
This twatwaffle sure got shuffled off to no shore duty in a hurry. Oh, did you guys know he claims 90% disability from war-time injuries, when the closest he got to Vietnam was the flight deck of the Yorktown in the Tonkin Gulf?
There’s an online shot of this idiot ass shootin’ pitchers from a hill overlooking Hong Kong, so even if he strained a shoulder from the weight of a Hong Kong bible, that doesn’t count as a war-time injury.
The Goat Locker is the “Chiefs’ Mess”. Afloat typically however expressed ashore as well.
In days of “Wooden Ships and Iron Men”, the smart guys (us Chiefs) kept and maintained the Goat!
Fresh milk me laddies … Hence “Goat Locker”
Or as some may say “Goat Locker” for the “Old Goats”
It was not uncommon for crews to negociate who tended the livestock onboard. From cats (for rats control), to chickens for meat and eggs and from pigs to other red and white meats.
A traditional Sailor tattoo is pig and chicken on left and right feet respectively. It was good luck. After ship wrecks, most animals survived because during foul weather and or prior to abandon ship, all live stock would be prepared for sea in wooden baskets or cages.
A pre-packaged at sea survival meal or two!
Any other questions, go direct to Danny … Being an Honorary Chief, he probably has all this down pat.
Sorry didn’t see the request for Shipley ‘s video link until now. I hope I’m not stepping on any toes here. I know Jonn sometimes does an article about them. Jonn if you did plan to post about this I’m sorry, you may commence the beatings.
Well my dumb ass self forgot to post the link. Here it is now.
Thx Val. I LMAO harder watching the Shipleys than I do just about anything else. Don watching birthing exercise videos and reading Cosmo, holy hand grenades Batman I almost peed myself!
Has anyone told the Shipleys (or Shipley’s Hair) about Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath? I know they specialize in phony SEALs, but a phony chief has to rank in one of the outer rings of ExtremeSEALExperience Hell!
ExHack – I love all his videos but I must say the ones that have his wife in them telling stories, are the best.
I don’t think anyone has passed that information to him. He only deals with fake SEALs to my knowledge.
It would be a little piece of awesome if he could make an exception for Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath. The sheer effrontery of his Photoshoppery Phakery might give him enough “curb appeal” for Don, Mrs. Shipley, and The Hair to take an interest in him.
And Val, I agree. Diane is an amazing lady. They make the perfect team, playing off each other’s strengths.
@719 Valkyrie, jus send the video link to Jonn at the ‘Contact’ page. It will get lost here. That ‘fitness instructor’? I wonder why he was sent to Leavenworth.
I was asking you about that South African guy living in Denver, the one with the trident tattoo on his boob. He looks like a piece of work.
But AS TO AS TO AS TO our local boy birdbath bernath, MCPO NYC is on it, so let it hang a bit. Just keep this thread loaded w/hits. 🙂
THANK YOU! *water dogs* for splaining what the goatlocker is! I learn something new every day hanging ’round here, telling ya. Daniel A. Bernath (Google hit) is headed for the goatlocker now…hehe!
PS- Welcome back, Val!
WiFi was just installed!
Ex-PH2- I’ve not done any digging on Jay (the newest “friend of Mr. Shipley’s) but I might take a gander to see why he had a stay at hotel Leavenworth.
But don’t tell anyone. I’m suppose to be unpacking and not hiding in the bathroom playing with my phone. Oh crap! I’ve been busteeeee…….
On a serious note. I know this isn’t the correct place for this, but since it’s sorta Navy related I’m asking it here.
My Dad was in the Navy from 54 to 58 and just found out that he has to have open heart surgery Friday. Please say a prayer for him and my Mother. Thanks guys!
@727 He as well as you and your family are in my prayers.
Valkyrie, will do.
Done.
Have asked CINC-ALL to watch over your dad during his hour of need, Val – as well you and the rest of your family.
727 Valkyrie, thoughts and prayers out!
Hondo – I’m not sure what that means. I’ve seen it used here before (on TAH) but that’s all I know about it.
Thank you all for the support.
Valkyrie: CINC – acronym for “Commander in Chief”
ALL: short for “universe”
In other words: thoughts and prayers, dear lady. May God be with you and yours.
Val–done and done. Prayers that your father will come through with flying colors.
Not done with you by a country mile, birdbath bernastypants.
Not even close to it. The entire goat locker knows about you and is NOT amused.
The best thing you can do right now is get rid of all that crap on your blog and supply TAH with the name of the REAL PhotoMate First Class.
And for the record, buttfucker bernutsky, you are so LOW in the sewer that you aren’t fit to step near the first rung of the ladder that man stands on.
BREAKING NEWS – UPDATE
The office of the MCPON has gone on record about Danny Boy.
My communications have been answered.
Jonn has everything.
It is triple official now – Danny Boy is still a Phony CPO.
Val,
I am Catholic, so I am always praying … For forgiveness.
I will slip in a prayer for the sick!
Thank you, Master Chief. You have made my day.
Now, if we can just get something on that other matter we discussed….
I know: patience, little jackass. Patience.
Never swallow an apple whole.
You will never enjoy it on the other end – because you will die from affixiation or an obstructed bowel.
Making an apple pie out of that apple.
I am making apple pie out of Danny Boy and his mountain of electronic and trail of electronic evidence.
Would you like ice cream with that apple pie, Master Chief?
WOOHAW! NO admittence to the goatlocker for Daniel A. Bernath (Google hit), you phoney POS! Heh. Very well done, MCPO! You rock, bro.
Yes! Freedom vanilla. I hate the french (notice not capitalized).
Prayers up for your father, Val!
I’m just putting this here to keep daniel a bernath, asshole personified, on top of the heap of narcissistic behemoths for this years SV tourney.
It’s good to see you guys ‘taking care’ of you’re own. Ex-PH and the Master Chief in NY have been pretty relentless. I’d say give him a break, but nah, it’s too funny. Just too dogonne funny. Cheers to you both. And suck an egg, Fake-CPO.
Here to serve, CWORet.
Prayers out, Val, good to have you back here!!
@727 – you got it.
Meatgazer.
@740.
“Making an apple pie out of that apple”.
Bet dude could swallow the apple.
Coward, forger, fraudster, liar, thief.
Check each category under ‘B’.
Karma’s a bitch, isn’t she? Well, barnacle birdbath bernat, you’ve already been found out, so you might as well pack up your tents and mosey on.
I SO want to do a Paul Harvey interview with Captain Tom Dodge about this clanker.
Kicking Danny Boy to the front of the line again, he needs the exposure:
BREAKING NEWS – UPDATE
The office of the MCPON has gone on record about Danny Boy.
My communications have been answered.
Jonn has everything.
It is triple official now – Danny Boy is still a Phony CPO.
ADDED: So the MCPON himself weighed in on Danny Boy the Phony CPO. There is no lawyering on this earth capable of wiggling out of the message from the MCPON’s office.
So what say you, Danny Boy?
Are you still an Honorary CPO in your own mind?
We already know your answer!
So I will net it out to you, the MCPON has your number now and he is the ranking member of the US Navy CPO Mess. In addition, he is most highly regarded in all other CPO Messes of our partner nations. Without doing any complicated math like figuring out how many hours one can fly on an almost empty tank of aviation fuel, I would say virtually every Genuine and Honorable CPO in the free world now has your number.
You are not a Genuine CPO nor are you an Honorary CPO!
You are just a pathetic fraud and phony.
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