Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO

| December 11, 2013

Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018

Daniel Bernath

Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;

3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.

Bernath portlandia medals

DSCF0759.jpg~original Bernath Caddy

Bernath portlandia medals close up

Bernath crash

ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.

John SheppardDaniel Bernath

From MCPO;

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Category: Phony soldiers

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A Proud Infidel

Ex-PH2, I wouldn’t think of him as a “chicken plucker”, he’s definitely a chicken CHOKER!

Ex-PH2

Proud, as I am self-employed by choice in my retirement, and enjoying every second of it, I consider every moment that I have to spend in pursuit of the truth from this slouching, slithering sewer slime to be a form of business interruption.

I’m thinking of suiting him for interrupting my business, as well as malingering on my dimes and polluting my atmosphere with his lies.

But you know what they say: shit floats.

A Proud Infidel

Yes Ma’am, shit floats, and that’s the ONLY reason that Daniel A. Bernath the fake E7 has been able to barely keep his head above water all these years!

A Proud Infidel

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Another offering for Frankly O’s Goooooogle altar and mine of Bing!

A Proud Infidel

*LURK* – 1

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Ex-PH2

You know those claims bubblebutt bernutsky makes about being the guy who shot the pickup for the crew of Apollo 8? All he has is bad copies of newspaper clippings.

When I was at NPC, the White House had a Chinfo Liaison Office there, and the shooting crew of MOPIC and still photographers were Navy PH1s and PHCs who followed LBJ around on his trips. They shot some of those well-known images of him, e.g., the one in a cabinet meeting where he’s trying to make a decision about the Vietnam war, and the one where he’s on the Capitol steps with the beagle puppies. They gave me prints of those photos, among other things. I have them in a presntation case.

I could claim they were shot by me, but they weren’t. It was just a thoughtful gift from shipmates I knew. It’s too damned tacky to try to pretend that you did something when it was done by someone else. I have my own portfolio, a whole LOT of stuff compiled over many years of work. I use it where I see fit, such on my blog, and I have the metadata files that prove it’s my work. It’s also watermarked.

This useless piece of skate’s offal named dan a bernath tries to stand on the shoulders of people who did the actual work. There is NOTHING more despicable than stealing credit for work you didn’t do, or stealing someone’s portrait and slapping your stupid, asinine face on it.

You’ve had every chance to admit that you’re at fault in all the crap you’ve tried to pull, bernath, but you don’t have the stones to even be that much of a man.

Whatever happens next, you brought it on yourself.

A Proud Infidel

He’s another character who has done the equivalent of walking around starving pit bulls wearing pork chop underwear!

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A Proud Infidel

*BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHA, I finally got the number I wanted on this thread! YES Daniel A. Bernath the fake E7, my name is Evil. That’s DR, EVIL TO YOU and all other posers here, I DID NOT pretend to spent eight years in an imaginary Evil Medical/ Mad Scientist Academy for nothing, and I have a degree, I have invented the degree of BS-PHD in Evil Sciences and awarded it to myself!!

Ex-PH2

To one and all, I have made contact with our missing friend Valkyrie, who has been occupied with some personal stuff like moving today, and she is well and anxious to get back here, to add her two cents’ worth.

She’s not actually missing, just swamped, but is anxious to rejoin us and dig in here.

ExHack

Tell Val we got us a live one here, to rival (but fail to exceed) Paul (of the Ballsack), aka Pickwickre Peckerwood, aka Psul the Uncool. She’s missing out!

Ex-PH2

ExHack, I did. She knows. I told her he went full wickre on us in his attempts to beat out pickwickre peckerwood, a/k/a psulie-o the uncoolie-o, etc.

She is VERY anxious to rejoin us, but has to get unpacked first AS TO AS TO AS TO her furniture and her affiliates.

OH, yeah, we do want to keep you in the top 8, bernastypants.

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And it’s real name time again. Let me see. Oh, yeah: My name is Della Street. I’m the legal secretary and Gal Friday to Perry Mason, the most winningest lawyer you will ever meet. Hamilton Burger could never top him. His clients were always innocent until proven guilty, and he lost ONLY one case. Which one was it?

Just An Old Dog

It seems Birdbath Bernath has also photo shopped his ugly gobber on an English Barrister and claims to be a member of the English Bar, though “he isn’t listed on the register”.
Shitstain, the internet is getting more and more complex every year and real info is being put out there to compltetely shoot down your bullshit.
The only real achievement you have accomplished is just like your soul-mate Paul K Wickre (of the ballsack). You have managed to stay within the protected realm of white color types. If you had pulled your belly bumping crap and bullying in blue color places you would have been cold-cocked so many times you would really have brain damage, not to mention none of your real teeth left in your head.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I have a strong feeling that the pain train will be coming for the FRAUD, LIAR and DEADBEAT DAD known as Daniel A. Bernath… his lies to those at the VFW, in the legal community and in the Portland metro area will come back to bite him like a Black Mamba.

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A Proud Infidel

@Ex=PH2, I had no idea, I’ll have to holler at Val on facebook!

Kinda old ET1

I’m just getting caught up on this shit stain. Working 12 hour night shifts puts a crimp on a guys free time.
Daniel A. Bernath the fake E7 really ticks me off, defacing the picture of a 20 year Petty Officer First Class *which is what I am, and disparaging mobile homes? I happen to rent a brand new three bed two bath one. It is nicer and less expensive than the apartments around here.
“Honorary” my ass. Old schmuck wouldn’t know honor if it slapped him upside the head.

Ex-PH2

@Kinda old ET1, we have to find out who the REAL PH1 is. My guess is he retired in 1979 or 1980.

It’s only a matter of time, barnacle baldy bernastypants.

You are SUCH a scumbag.

ChipNASA (Hon)

Daniel A. Bernath…you’re a poopyhead.
😀

Sparks

@666 Way to go Dr. Proud Infidel.

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Valkyrie

Dear Shithead,

Hi. We’ve not been formally introduced but I’m Valky. You may call me never.

Now I’m not a Vet, just have a little hero worship going on for the brave souls that serve.

I’m currently moving and trying to prevent a true child molester from harming another family (nothing like the good people’s names here that you’ve lied about). No worries though I’m now paying attention to you. There’s plenty of me and my brand of snark to go around. You sir are now also on my list. Tally Ho!

Ex-Ph2 (the real one) Looks like my phone is the only internet I’ll have out here in the woods for a while so I’ve limited time and access for a week or so. Call me if I’m needed.

ChipNASA

WELCOME BACK VAL (smooches!)

Sparks

@677 Nice to hear from you again Valkyrie. Hope all is well in your world.

Hondo

Question to TSO, Alberich, Susan, JAGC, 2/17 Air Cav, and/or any other regular readers who are competent in the legal field: would (1) obtaining someone else’s photograph in military uniform, (2) Photoshopping it to place your visage on same, and (3) then passing the representing said fake photo as one of yourself possibly constitute identity theft (or other form of theft)? And would doing so on the Internet with profit as a motive possibly constitute wire fraud?

TheCloser

To any genuines on here, check this out if you haven’t already;

http://forum.goatlocker.org/post/morning-humor-phony-chief-6718638

ExHack

Oh, YAY! Val has arrived at the party! Don’t worry, schweetums, there’s plenty of Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath still to go round. I suspect he’s going to become a multi-thread, in the grand tradition of Paul (OF THE BALLSACK.)

Ex-PH2

@The Closer, it won’t open unless you belong. Can you copy the text and post it here?

Welcome back, Valkyrie! Chase that scumbucket down and nail him. And try Interpol. They may have something on him.

TheCloser

Ex-PH2; It’s too long and is not plain text… sorry. There is also the ‘what goes on the Mess, stays in the Mess’ thing which is why I directed the message to the Genuines.

TheCloser

Ex-PH2; Suffice to say that the Goatlocker was not thrilled with Winchester’s claims.

Ex-PH2

Winchester? Oooo! Understood, Closer. I perceive now that an inquiry did have an effect. And I’m sure there is muchmuchmore to come.

I haven’t done the RealNameGame today. How about this one: I’m Vampirella, the Queen of the Planet Vampyre, where the rivers run red, and stink of the blood of mere mortals. >:{
Watch it, sport. WE BITE.

Valkyrie

Thanks for the welcome back guys. I’ll official be back tomorrow night, my wifi is being hooked up tomorrow afternoon.

Since I’m so far behind, did anyone ever find out the real owner of the picture buttfart stole?

Sparks

Not as yet Val, I don’t think. But people who know people who have access to those types of things are on it. That is my understanding anyway. I can’t really speak for them.

MrBill

My name is Legion; for we are many.

Hondo

You know exactly who I am, Bernath.

Say my name.

NHSparky

What’s my name?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q

Snoop Doggy Dogg…

Green Thumb

Queef.

Just an Old Dog

My name is,,,,, my name is,,, my name is…. Slim Shady,

Ex-PH2

Two people, missing but presumed alive, have returned to the fold!

Valkyrie showed up and finally, Green Thumb has surfaced! How’d the semester end?

All is right in my world now.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I am not worried about this POS.

My real name is George Franklin Youngblood.

Sue me.

Ex-PH2

Not worried. Not letting go. Sue me.

Mustang2LT

So here’s my contribution to the name game…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yeah, boy! 😉

HS Sophomore

Well, through all of your collective efforts, this should be pretty damned high in the AlGore.net search rankings 🙂

Green Thumb

@694.

I was exploring some of the breweries and wineries in the Great NW.

And who says that I do not get out?

Finish soon; looking at Law School actually.

Bored.

Valkyrie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJ0_ci8xbk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I would hate for this “toy” to break (down) like our other one did before I had a chance to play.

streetsweeper

Bumped! What is the goatlocker? Daniel A. Bernath (Google hit)

streetsweeper

Is that where Daniel A. Bernath is headed? To the goatlocker?

streetsweeper

Haffa do it….Daniel A. Bernath (Google hit) is headed for the goatlocker!

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