Daniel Wall; phony Marine

| August 17, 2016

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The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Daniel Wall, pictured above at a svelte 600 pounds – about 300 pounds ago. Here’s a more recent photo;

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Daniel Wall (1)

He claims that he was in the Beirut bombing on October 23, 1983. That the day before the bombing he had inspected the truck that exploded at the gate. He claims that his body had been tossed in the “dead pile” of Marines until he groaned and alerted everyone to the fact that he wasn’t dead.

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He also claims that he was in Grenada – the problem with that is that the invasion of that island happened while he was supposedly buried in the rubble at the Marine barracks in Beirut.

And, oh yeah, he knows stuff about Area 51 that the government wants to keep quiet;

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He has one of Bob Neener‘s phony Discharge Certificates to prove his service;

Daniel Wall (2)

Military Phonies discovered that Brigadier General Leo V. Williams III USMCR who signed that 1986 Discharge Certificate didn’t attain that rank until 1996 – ten years after this discharge was supposedly signed.

Well, what is true about all of that is that the National Personnel Records Center doesn’t have any records on him – but not because of what he knows, but because he never served.

Wall Single Record

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Military Phonies claims that he had to be extricated from his house recently and doors were widened to accommodate his nearly 1/2-ton frame, so he’s shaking a tin cup as a disabled veteran;

Wall tin cup

It doesn’t look like anyone is falling for it, though.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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OlafTheTanker

Totally legit because the USMC doesn’t use spell check either.

“Lieutenent”

Hack Stone

I was working as a slimy contractor down at Quantico, and during my SSO in brief, I brought to their attention that they spelled “Marine Corps” “Marine Corp” on the Security Briefing sheet. Four years and change later, they never corrected it.

Ex-PH2

And all Marines refer to themselves as soldiers, too, right?

Hack Stone

When I worked in the Radio Repair Shop, I was a Solderer Of Fortune.

I am planning on writing a movie based on my career in electronics maintenance, focusing on when I attended the career advancement course Ground Radio Technician Course (2861). I plan on calling it “Top Soldering Gun”.

SFC D

“We were Solderers once, and young”. My biography.

26Limabeans

I qualified expert with a solderpult.

Mick

“Old Solderers never die; they just fade away.”

2/17 Air Cav

Looks like he misspelled it twice, correcting the first one with WhiteOut and then couldn’t get the “ie” to align. He cut his losses (but not his caloric intake and stayed with “ent.”

Daniel J Wall

ya because dingus is jelous and photo shopped
the lies just because he is pathetic liar. I have all my records I have nothing to hide. He is a paid government troll to abuse me because I was a Nibiru researcher who has inside connections. I don’t really care because I know that I am and the government knows it but this twerp is lying to you because he paid to insult, humiliate and out right lie to suit his purposes. And by the way I have Government contacts for my IT firm which is going to be trading stocks on the market. I recycle gold from computer equipment. I also repair state and gov. computers. I make more money than he does so he a fraud and a liar.

Ex-PH2

You’re a little slow on the uptake there, Wall. Couldn’t you find the keyboard? You must have been sitting on it.

You’ve taken more than half a year to reply to something. Was that because you were off some place soldering with aliens??

Graybeard

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel Wall the Fake – do you really expect anyone to believe that? That smells more than your last enema.
You expect anyone to believe that the government (I’m still not sure which government you refer to) pays someone to troll you?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are not that much of a secret squirrel (outside of your mind).
You recycle gold from computer equipment? Really? You could not even tell us what is involved in that process.
You expect us to believe you have an IT firm?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, right. You wouldn’t know the difference between XML and PHP if it danced nekkid before you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cannot believe the Bernathian level of idiocy you exemplify. Does your mental health professional realize you are off your meds?

Daniel J Wall

Listen up but heads, I am real if you can’t handle it then shove off. I have a great career and your all jealous because I made it to the top of the heap. Anyway the guy that writes this trash is a government paid troll paid to destroy people with lies, Because I have my complete military records in front of me and he had to photo shop all this garbage. He is under investigation for computer fraud, spying and access of government computers illegally. I own an IT firm I have ch all his e-mails and habits this guy is nothing but a paid shill to falsify information. Tell him to put or shut up. Jag is forming a case know because he was caught breaking into government servers for classified information on me, so he photo shopped everything to make himself look better but he didn’t plan on me fight back. Marines never give up! So, Semper Fidelous all you phonies who thick that they are better then everyone else. PS I find housing for displaced veterans.

ex-OS2

Semper Fidelous????

You are a fucking moron.

Mick

‘Semper Fidelous’.

— SIGH —

68W58

Hey, maybe that means “always buffet time”.

Hondo

I think he’s trying to tell us he’s a big (intentional pun) fanboi of the thankfully late Cuban dictator.

Daniel J Wall

No actually I have several degrees ranging from BS’s to PhD’s in IT. To you sir I call out the fact that Semper Fidelis is the complete moto of the Marine Corps but have been shortened to Semper Fi.
My VA attendant is here to feed me my controlled diet, 1 cup soup and 1/2 a sandwich. If you like I can give you the recipe to my sandwich, very tasty and low calorie. Good Day

HMCS(FMF) ret

Is that a clockmeat sammich, Danny-boi? Cream of Sum Young Guy soup?

ex-OS2

What is a moto?

Does your VA attendant bleach and brillo pad yours rolls for you too?

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that your “controlled diet” isn’t working.

How do you fit into that Dodge Stratus Fat Danny? Or do you cram yourself into the Audi?

OWB

Jealous. Yeah, sure. That’s what it is. Uh-huh.

/sarc

Daniel J Wall

You are and don’t realize because you are paralyzed with fear. Open your eyes and truly see that I am real. My VA attendant is here and I’m having lunch described above.
Thank You.

Ex-PH2

My lunch is better than your lunch.
My lunch is better than yours.
My lunch is better ’cause I don’t have to lie about it.
My lunch is better than yours!!!!!!!!!

Try zipping your mouth shut, Walls. The only diet you’re on is stuffing yourself every minute on the minute.

Hondo

Yes, Semper Fidelis is indeed the USMC motto.

However, “Semper Fidelous” is not. And “Semper Fidelous” is what you typed above the first time you attempted to use it above, tool.

Eden

Wait, you find housing for displaced veterans, but you have to run a begging campaign for your own housing? Yeah, right!

Hint, Danny-boi: None of us REAL veterans here (which is MOST of the posters here, including myself) believe a word you spew out of your keyboard.

Carlton G. Long

Based on your pictures, I would imagine that your motto would be “Semper Fudge.”

Signed,

A “jelus” hater

ex-OS2

Hey fat fuck, you run your computer company out of your moms basement. Trading stocks on the market?

hahahahahahaahahahahah gasp gasp hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

Site123???

Cocksucker.

Daniel J Wall

No, I run out of my house which is paid for. Can you say That. Have you actually read my website. or are you illiterate, stupid grunt who doesn’t know better. I have my records the dingus who operates this paid troll, shill is the real phony and fraud. He has photos hopped everything manipulated evidence to suit his purposes. You can see in the blurriness of each article he produces. My lawyer is complete his inquiries into his criminal activities.

ex-OS2

Did a four year old create your website?

OWB

As a matter of fact, I CAN say that my house is paid for and I am not even lying about that. Many here can say the same and are also not lying.

Meanwhile, none of us really cares about your living arrangements. What we care about is you continuing to lie about your nonexistent military service.

Just stop lying. As entertaining as your antics may be, it is still better for you that you stop lying.

Daniel J Wall

PS I suck pussy and they love it.

Hondo

Really? What breed – Siamese, Main Coon, domestic shorthair, Abyssinian, Angora? Or just whichever feline happens to saunter by within reach?

ex-OS2

Suck pussy eh? With a garden hose?

Silentium Est Aureum

Dude, you live in BERLIN, for fucks sake. 90 percent of that town is on heroin and food stamps.

jason

yep and in the title on his discharge certificate, “discharge” is spelt “diescharge” lol

Daniel J Wall

ya because he photo shopped it not me. He is a TROLL get it, hes paid to denounce people who have to much info on Nibiru

Ex-PH2

But you’re buttbuddies with Nibiru, right?

Well, what about NIBURU, dorkwad? You left that one out.

Daniel J Wall

OK, you asked for it. Year 1680 an astronomer found a strange planet in the outer reaches of our solar system. Then in the 1950 Popular Mechanics magazine had a story on it. That Fifty years have come and gone. No where do I fit in? I was on several projects that involved Nibiru. 1. South Pole Infrared Telescope, to observe the Brown dwarf star and it seven planets, a mini solar system came up from the southern ecliptic plane at 41 degrees below and goes around our star sol and is making a fly by this year in June 21st and July 21st 2017. I also worked on installation of the same type of telescope in New Zealand. The dwarf brown star is an infrared object, can’t bee seen in the outer solar system but when It went around our star it cannibalized our star between 2012 and 2014 That is why our star is acting funny, weaken, limited discharges and coronal holes opening all over the sun, sol. As it approaches, increased volcanic, Tectonic shift and best of all pole shift. Boom! Now do your own research and get back to me with any questions about Nibiru

Graybeard

Daniel J Wall, dude your shrink seriously needs to get you on some stronger meds.

And quit self-medicating, the acid flashbacks are confusing you.

Hondo

Heavy Drop, you are full-blown batsh!t crazy. But your BS comments here are modestly entertaining.

Sandman

Dude best thing for you to do is roll back under that mountain. You sure as hell ain’t gonna convince anyone of anything other than you are probably the second person on here that can demolish a pound of cheese.

Eden

He can probably eat more cheese than Denny Chevalier. And that’s saying A LOT!

ex-OS2

Hey fatty fat fuck, does Nancy Lieder ass fuck you with a Lex Steele strap-on?

Daniel J Wall

Photo shopped by dingus to lie to you because the little cry baby doesn’t have a pot to piss in.I own an IT Firm he owns nothing, but mortgage up his ass. So I know he’s lying because I have my military records, VA doctors, VA nurses and Tricare card and yes I can prove I’m real. I have all my VA medical documentation on file for such lying, paid trolls ans shills that are so jealous that they do or say anything to make themselves look better. If you notice my other comments, where have I gotten mad or swore? Why? Because I am real!

OWB

Who is “dingus?” Is that someone at NPRC? ‘Cause, ya know, the official repository of military records has soooo much reason to lie about stuff like that. They also have soooo much time to spend photoshopping pics. Why would anyone there even want to do that?

Hondo

From the photos above, I’d guess “dingus” is something he hasn’t seen in years . . . .

Usafvet509

His own, that is. Fixed it for ya, Hondo

Frankie Cee

Cocksucker; You are no more prior military than you are sane. You are the Glutonious, Illiterate, aftermath of a horizontal collision, where the male of whatever species “Diseased” when he should have “Desisted”. Your butchery of words makes my teeth hurt, and your claims of financial sufficiency are so ridiculous, that when I read them to my dog, she rolled on the floor, began drooling, and her eyes crossed.
You claim both “Beirut” AND “Grenada”? Cocksucker, heroes were there at both those events, not some obese asshole who would like us to think that he can convince us otherwise.
Daniel J Wall, You are a MEGA CLASS PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN.

Nat Copeland

That is first thing I noticed to. and I am sure it would have been LT not spelled out. HA HA

Rerun0369

Well, it is Lt in the Marine Corps, LT is you Army guys.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

(Not that it makes any difference because the discharge certificate is clearly a fake, but BGen Williams was in the reserve component during that time and retired as a MajGen in 2004. Aside from that, discharge certificates for officers are issued from HQMC in Quantico).

Daniel J Wall

Thank you for noticing the type o. Right they didn’t have spell checker back then. So, the dingus who made this website is know in big trouble for deformation of character, espionage, wire fraud, breaking into government servers. WOW, he’s even a paid troll, shill to destroy people with FAKE NEWS!

The Al

What did the English language ever do to you that you feel the need to murder it every time you type? Did it touch you in a naughty place? I’ve seen pigeons type out more grammatically correct sentence.

OWB

Who are you talking about being in trouble besides yourself? Evidently somebody somewhere denied you something based upon the truth rather than your lies or you wouldn’t now be here making silly demands of people.

Just stop your ying. The world will be a much better place for all of us. That includes you, Daniel Wall.

OWB

Who are you talking about being in trouble besides yourself? Evidently somebody somewhere denied you something based upon the truth rather than your lies or you wouldn’t now be here making silly demands of people.

Just stop your lying. The world will be a much better place for all of us. That includes you, Daniel Wall.

OWB

Is there an echo in here??

HMCS(FMF) ret

Keep on rocking the lie, Fatty McFatfuck… they’ll be serving you cockmeat sammiches where your going to for STOLEN VALOR.

Hack Stone

The guy is a wall.

AverageNCO

Yep, he is without a doubt the biggest phony we’ve ever seen.

jason

LMAO, you win the internetz for the day sir!!

Skippy

He ate the wall
???

D.J. Marti

I wonder what that internet firewall tasted like? And how many did he eat?

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like a highly trained and experienced Jelly Doughnut Assassin!

DevilChief

Ate the Marine Corps.

Skippy

And you are today’s winner !!!!! ??????
He was also in the process of eating the army also before he was outed

??????

Daniel J Wall

I guess you never heard of super soldiers? I am a GMO. You people are so pathetic that you are still blind to see the truth in your own unintelligent world it must be sickening knowing that another military veteran is has access to information that you can only gruel over. It’s no wonder why we call you grunts.

Ex-PH2

You’re a genetically modified organism, huh? Well that means that you could easily squash flat a much larger portion of the population than a non-GMO, doesn’t it?

Hondo

In this case, Ex-PH2, perhaps the acronym stands for “Grossly and Morbidly Obese”.

OWB

Wow! Somebody calling us grunts. Are we supposed to be insulted or something?

The Al

Dude, seriously- stop drinking the bong water. Your “mastery” of the English language is making baby Jesus cry

Eden

And killing kittens.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

What the fuck? Is this guy some sort of diminished capacity fucktard?

A lot of us put on a little weight after our service, I was a comfortable 230lbs at 6’4″ while I served….I’m about 30lbs heavier than that these days and I recognize that’s an issue, but I didn’t quadruple my service weight….and I can still run well enough to referee soccer up to the college level athlete so yes I am a fatter version of myself but not an incapacitated version.

I’ve seen these people on TV who are so fat they can’t move their own body mass anymore…that’s some kind of mental issue, but his issues didn’t stem from his make believe service to the nation. He’s just a fat, lazy, mind addled bozo telling a shit ton (literally) of lies to try to get free shit.

Being that heavy won’t be good for his heart for very long…

Brown Neck Gaitor

Starbux

I was just thinking of that scene to that movie when I saw this guys pic, LOL!

“A jelly donut!, WTF is a jelly donut doing in your foot locker, Private Pyle?”

Veritas Omnia Vincit

This guy has had more than a few though…I like to eat and I can’t even imagine the intake required to pack on 3 to 4 times my starting body weight….that’s taking eating to an obsession level not a satisfaction level.

Daniel J Wall

I don’t eat donuts. I am a vegetarian diet and strict intake. My VA nurses and Attendants come to my house which I own and prepare me for my day of work as a government IT specialist and listen post for the NSA. So I hope you have a wonderful day and by the way when I start hiring veteran in my workforce I will remember the name of all those who don’t know any better like the dingus paid troll, shill who runs this website.

ex-OS2

Your diet isn’t working fatty.

OWB

Ahhh. That explains a lot. He’s a vegetarian diet AND a genetically modified organism. Didn’t know the NSA was hiring them again.

Bruno Stachel

“listen post for the NSA”

Well, well, well.

Impressive.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Are you on that “Sea Food Diet” that everyone talks about?

Everything you sees, you eats!

You “visitors” must be using a 1 ton bedscale to get you up and out so they can change your diaper every couple of hours.

BTW – the NSA is tapping your AOL dialup this month… better stay away from those Alien Abduction and Anal Probing sites, otherwise the black helicopters will be watching your…

Ex-PH2

Oh, but VOV, it’s his metabolism that’s to blame. It ground to a halt when he left the Corpse.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

At that weight he’ll be a corpse soon enough Ex….that’s a heavy load on the heart.

Daniel J Wall

Nope, sorry you have the wrong impression of me. The dingus who supports this website is a paid troll, shill to destroy the reputations of people. He has photo shopped and made up about me because he is jealous that I had a better military career than he did. Now I am not swearing or fowled mouth. I am an IT professional with government contract and one this I do is investigate trolls like dingus but he is so stupid that he didn’t realize until it too late and I am Real. Please be civil with your communication because you could end up like dingus under investigation for harassing a veteran, me and for felonies for trying to access government computers for espionage purposes. Please feel free to contact me so I can show you parts of my top secret records.

Hondo

Perhaps you should review Federal law first. If you really have any classified materials at your home or place of employment, you are almost certainly in violation of several portions of 18 USC 793.

Those are actual felony crimes defined in Federal law, by the way. They’re not flights of fancy by some wannabe.

The Al

By “top secret” you mean “pulled out of the cavern that is your ass”, correct? Your records are already published up top- there were none. Marines that were actually there in Beirut have already said your sorry ass wasn’t there, but keep believing your own bullshit- no one here is buying it.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

He looks like he ate the whole bakery, including the building
or he can dress in white and work as Michelin man advertisement
would take 4 cows to make himself the official phony vest
what is it with Beirut with these phonies ? SMH

JimV

Steers and Queers? I am neither and I live in Texas.

Graybeard

One of my former Scouts, now a CPO, was stopped by an LEO in San Diego. The officer asked for his driver’s license, and the conversation went like this:

LEO: Well, Mr. C, so you’re from Texas. They say the only thing that comes from Texas is Steers and Queers.

Mr. C: Well, officer, they say California is the land of Fruits and Nuts. Is this a come-on, sir?

LEO: Well played, Mr. C. Well played.

Ex-PH2

Vince di Nofrio had to gain weight for that part.

Daniel J Wall

OK, asshole put your money were your mouth is and prove it buddy. You are a grunt will always a grunt. I am not the man in the film. I got big because of a virus pick up on one of my missions that is why I have a VA doctor, VA nurses, and VA benefits.

68W58

The swine, bird and cheeseburger flu.

Sandman

Its called the McVirus,,available in supersize!

Graybeard

“a virus pick up on one of my missions”?
A virus pick up? Which mission? He one run for the other bums, from the guy in the next cot?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liar.

Daniel J Wall

I work for the foreign technology div out of Wright Patterson AFB. My job was to retrieve foreign technology and UFO retrievals. I was in South Africa doing my job when I was contaminated by and alien virus. Yes alien or EBE’s as they called in the business. I got sick recover but know disabled because it nearly ate my legs, swelling still occurs that is why I am puffy in places. Notice I did not rant and rave. I am try to let you see behind the paper work of my military career.

Dennis - not chevy

It was spelled Wright-Patterson AFB when I was there. Thanks for playing.

Ex-PH2

Excuse me: puffy in places? Where are you NOT puffy, Wall?

ALL OF YOU IS PUFFY.

How long have you been contacting those giant, drooling cockroaches on LB247?

Gary Schumann

Umm. Nothing about this guy is diminished!

Eden

Except his intelligence and his command of the English language.

Brown Neck Gaitor

Maybe if he took some $$ out of the twinkee fund and put it in the housing fund.

I know, it is metabolism…

Daisy Cutter

This man literally wasted his life. If he wants to make up stories he should leave the military out of his fantasies.

I have sympathy, but not for somebody that steals from the Beirut community and cause more pain and suffering to those who have already suffered enough.

Hayabusa

By my count, that makes approximately 217,391 Marines who were in Beirut during the bombing. It’s amazing the USMC was able to accomplish any other missions during the early 1980s, seeing as how everybody and his brother was in Beirut…

Guard Bum

I was on I&I duty with 23rd Marines in Alameda, CA when the bombing happened…..it was so lonely with everyone else being in Beirut.

Mick

Why is it always Beirut with these imbeciles?

I have a good friend and several colleagues who served as Marines in Beirut, and none of them understand why these poser assclowns keep trying to claim that they were there when the Marine barracks got blown up.

I wasn’t in Beirut, but I don’t understand it, either.

NR Pax

Because they are too young for Vietnam but not quite old enough to claim First Gulf War?

Mick

Maybe.

However, with my buddies it’s more of a question of why so many of these phonies want to claim that they got blown up over there. None of my friends who were there in Beirut at that time see it as a “positive experience”, or something that they want to brag about. In fact, they rarely even mention it.

The same thing goes for phonies who want to claim POW status. I had a relative who was a POW in WW2, and I’m acquainted with some of the POWs that were held in Iraq during Operation DESERT STORM. They have all said that being a POW was one of the worst experiences that they ever had in their lives, and that there’s nothing glorious or glamorous about being captured and being imprisoned by the enemy.

I really don’t understand what motivates these poser shitheads, and I doubt that I ever will.

Martinjmpr

They are pity-seekers, just like the fake POWs.

Hondo

AKA “attention whores”.

Martinjmpr

Hondo I would say that it’s more than just attention that they seek – it’s a particular [I]kind[/I] of attention.

There are lots of people that thrive on “positive” attention like admiration, respect, adulation, attraction, etc.

There are others who seek attention in the form of fear or notoriety or “I can’t believe he/she did this” kind of shamelessness.

People like Wall and the POW fakers, OTOH, want more – they want pity, and for people to feel sorry for them. Maybe it’s because they know they are worthless but being a “hero-victim” provides an excuse for their worthlessness.

Hondo

Won’t argue against them looking for pity. But that’s still a form of attention. Plus, ex-POWs and survivors of traumatic experiences often receive respect and admiration along with the pity.

Bottom line: IMO, “attention whore” is apropos. We’re merely debating the particular type of attention among many they’re most likely to receive. They’ll receive multiple types of attention.

ex-OS2

It is without a doubt HPD (Histrionic Personality Disorder). I am almost positive that our friend Lars suffers from this as well.

Posers desire the favorable attention and others desire the negative attention.

Mick

I just wish that the posers would shut up and stop this Stolen Valor crap. But we all know that they never will.

My relative really suffered as a POW in WW2. And I mean he REALLY suffered. Those who knew him before he was captured always talked about how much he had changed after his captivity, and he hadn’t changed in a good way.

That is why whenever I hear about yet another one of these poser assclowns falsely claiming that they have endured conditions similar what my relative was subjected to, it enrages me.

Mick

*similar to what

Daniel J Wall

you must be a whore then because you get a lot of attention.

Ex-PH2

Because they think no one will/can prove that they weren’t there.

David

and they were too young for Macho Grande

DevilChief

Over Macho Grande?

Former EM1/SS

We’ll never get over Macho Grande

Mick

And they clearly never reckoned on the crew here at TAH rolling in hot on them, either.

MustangCryppie

I wonder how long he claims to have been in the service. Most would say 4 years. If so, he was quite the fuck up to make it to 4 years as a boot brown bar.

I remember the Lieutenant JG test. It wasn’t hard. Breathe in, remember to breathe out.

Hack Stone

The breathing out is always what gets them.

Gary Schumann

Boot Brown Bar? Pardon my ignorance but is that the newest specialty doughnut at Dunkin’ if so…I think he ate a few Boot Brown Bars.

A Proud Infidel®™

Along with at least a few semi truck loads of Bear Claws, Apple Fritters, Jelly Filled, Custard Filled,…

Daniel J Wall

don’t eat Dunkins, I am a vegitarian

ex-OS2

“don’t eat Dunkins, I am a vegetarian”

Stop eating those veggies from Planet X.

sj

Now that’s a heavy drop.

ChipNASA

This fucktard could kneel a C-5 and make it stay knelt.

Joseph Williams

Chip, I think the landing would Collapse. Joe

ChipNASA

This fucker is bigger than the truck that exploded in Beirut.
Maybe if he WAS there and had eaten the truck and driver, he could have saved those Marines lives.

Hack Stone

He would have made a great blast wall.

Martinjmpr

Daniel Wall, the Human Hesco.

For those who don’t get the reference:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesco_bastion

Ex-PH2

I wondered what those things were called. Thanks for the heads up, martinjmpr!

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s SO FAT he once got a ticket for jaywalking while waiting for the light to change.

Instinct

He’s so fat he has more chins than Chinatown

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s so fat he has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Reb

PROUD! HELP ME! I made another enemy…

Perry Gaskill

My house wouldn’t work for Mr. Jumbo. The foundation is only rated up to the level of draft horses…

SSG D

He’s probably not going to be long for this mortal world. Had a 38 Y/O pt a couple months back, weighing in at 700 lbs. had developed necrotizing fasciitis from the fat folds in skin. The bacteria just loves to grow those folds. Numerous wound vac changes, and multiple debridements did nothing to help. The heart just finally gave up after the pt went septic.

1610desig

as a practical matter, when this fellow kicks off, how does the coroner deal with it….will the body even fit in one of those seemingly snug roll out body drawers…do they need to hang him on a meat hook like a side of beef? Sorry, not sure why I went there…

Gary Schumann

I actually had to handle a dead body of this magnitude for a funeral home. Person died in a nursing home so we didn’t have to manipulate through a house. We had to use 2 heavy duty gurneys.We tried to close the gurneys to put him in the truck, the mechanism was stuck and the darn thing collapsed while I was left holding the bag so to speak.An extremely long hosital stay, procedures, and a boatload of physical therapy. I still have major back problems.

Eden

Bariatric stretchers are rated up to 800 lb.

Ex-PH2

Well, they’ll have to get a team of four Shire draft horses to pull the hay wagon he’s loaded onto, IF he can be removed from his house without taking the walls apart. A construction crane and men in hard hats will have to stand by during the transfer of his whoreson dead body to the hay wagon.

And then a steamshovel will be required to dig the hole to bury him, because cremation will simply not do. And you can’t let a corpse that large go untended for any length of time, because once a land animal dies, dissolution sets in and the corpse gases begin to generate. Start a cremation process with a corpse that large and it will take out an entire neighborhood.

Those are the grim facts.

On another note, if this person in question merely skipped one meal a day, he’d start to lose some of that excess weight. Moving would increase the weight loss, making it more rapid. There is no excuse for what he’s done to himself, and no, I don’t have any sympathy for him at all.

Dave Hardin

There was a Marine who was mistakenly presumed dead. His injuries were rather severe. For 33 years his mother now 80 had been his guardian.

About once a month she calls me. I sit and listen to her fears about what will become of him when she is gone. Things are not well at the moment. The love of an aging mother never dies.

As BLT 3/8 headed home I was flown back to stay behind. One of the last faces I seen as I was leaving was Capt. Vic Dutil…from Berlin, New Hampshire. The look in that mans face is not something I shall soon forget.

I guess I am supposed to have some compassion for Mr. Wall but my give is shit runs pretty shallow. Again and again our groups online that Beirut veterans and their families use to share their experience, strength and hope was assaulted by a phony.

The pain those who have already been asked to endure too much was exacerbated. These valor vultures think of nothing but themselves and go through the lives of those already tormented like an emotional tornado, leaving in their wake carnage.

I often listen to people who served in Beirut, more often than any of them realize, I can not stop the tears.

Fuck you Wall

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Your sentiments are shared.

You’d think that Wall’s account of inspecting the truck would’ve made it into the investigation. A lot of issues are discussed there, and his claims just aren’t there. (No surprise.)

The link will direct you to a .pdf version of the initial investigation. It’s an eye opener and gives lots of details. Thought you might want to read it – if you haven’t already:

http://www.paperlessarchives.com/FreeTitles/Beirut1983BombingDoDReport.pdf

Dave Hardin

Yes, I have read the report many times. The paper hanging sons of bitches put the blame on Col Geraghty. Utter and complete bullshit, its was NOT his doing that restricted our defensive posture. The Commandant of the Marine Corps himself sent a letter of protest the the President over the ROE and Israeli interference. Loaded m16’s wound not have achieved a damn thing that morning. Marines did engage with the truck. You can not stop a 30,000lb truck with an M16. Continued requests to take Tanks ashore were rejected, not by anyone there, by the paper pushing gutless wonders in DC. 1 Tank at that entrance would not have stopped the explosion, it would have stopped it from happening in or near the building. Marines most certainly would have been killed or injured, albeit in far far less numbers. That paper drill of a report was published long before any comprehensive investigation was completed. “The Commission concludes that the USMNF was not trained, organized, staffed, or supported to deal effectively with the terrorist threat in Lebanon. The Commission further concludes that much needs to be done to prepare U.S. military forces to defend against and counter terrorism.” That was their conclusion. The first part of which is a fucking lie. We were not allowed to use our training, everytime we objected to the concerns of local security they were rejected. I could write a book. The investigation into the events of that and other attacks was ongoing through 1985. That is a fact I can attest to. The events that lead to Col Higgins capture and death even later were connected to the those events. How could an accurate report be published 9 months before we had most of the intel collected? Sick shit my friend. That would be equivalent to publishing the 9/11 report less than 30 days after it happened. Gutless wonders in DC outside of the LF6F command thwarted our defensive abilities and restricted our offensive operations so they were ineffective. Nobody, and I mean nobody wants to release the final reports…and they never will. The… Read more »

Tony180a

Dave, thanks for that info. Very interesting all the actual ground truth of the operational environment.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Yeah, I agree the initial investigation was done for political expediency.

I’ve read Col Geraghty’s book, “Peacekeepers at War:…” It’s tough to imagine how he shouldered the burden of that tragedy when others were clearly involved. Like you, I’d like to see an investigation that is more comprehensive and unbiased – not like that first one.

(Then Commandant) General P.X. Kelly’s comments to Congress in December of that year were appropriate, and fell in line with his protest with the President (or was that General Barrow who protested at first? I forget.) In fact, General Kelly even mentioned that a truck of that size could not have been stopped. The truck itself and the magnitude of the explosion was an indication of not only an escalation of force but also a change of doctrine that was unprecedented. Even the French and the Italian commanders said they couldn’t have anticipated an attack like that, and intelligence on the ground at the time never suggested that was a possibility (though there were warnings about car bombs being used – that was pretty evident).

It seems the Marines’ mission was not clearly defined. General Kelly mentioned that during his Congressional testimony, suggesting that the MAU was operating in a hostile environment while observing peacetime ROE’s, and that the presence of Marine forces was to serve as a backdrop – as a show of force. He did get a lot of heat for those comments, but his defense of Col Geraghty was appropriate, I believe. Yet every time there was an escalation of force against the Marines, posture wasn’t allowed to change. A buddy of mine was with HMM-162 and has said the same thing from the observations he made when he was there.

If you decide to write a book, I’ll be the first to read it.

Scotty

This ass-clown makes the round Marine look like a midget !

Skippy

Word ^^^^^
? ? ? ?

Ex-PH2

What in the blue-eyed, frog-chasing, blunt instrument world IS THAT?

Hondo

That’s Jabba the Wall – first cousin to Jabba the Hut.

Keepin' It Real

CPT11A

C’mon Daniel, why are you hating on communism? Useless do-nothings the world over love communism for all of its redistributionist bullshit. You should totally get on that train and get you some free shit.

Josh

“Denying me the dignity and rights as a soldier.” No offense to any of those that served in the Army but as a Marine I would NEVER use that word to describe myself and I personally don’t know any other jarheads who would. Call me a Soldier and I tune you out…unless you’re for WWII, or the Korean War.

Well that and that fact this guy is the literal size of a dump truck…..

Keepin' It Real

B-b-but… he self-identifies as a Marine.

Geetwillickers

Honestly Josh – as a former Soldier – I have never been offended or saw a problem with y’all Jarheads insisting you are not Soldiers. There is a distinct difference that only those who have served will understand.

In fact, when I read that sentence, I laughed out loud and told my co-workers that this alone shows me that this guy was never a Marine – I have NEVER met one of you who would not instantly correct someone who called them a Soldier. And I recognize that there is no disparagement intended (most of the time) when you do so. (And when disparagement is intended, it is always met with an equal amount of good-natured disparagement in return.)

TLDR: Amen Brother. Amen.

Eden

Where’s the “Like” button when you need it?

SKYJUMPER

Cue the fat ass jokes!\ for this fat ass poser!
—————————————————
He’s so fat he has TWO Facebook pages!

He’s so fat, he has more rolls than a bakery!

He’s so fat, he’s on both sides of the family!

He’s so fat, when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks!

He’s so fat, if someone would melt him down, they’d have enough oil to power Berlin, NH for a month!

He’s so fat that if he sat on the beach, the tide would have to wait to come in.

SKYJUMPER

Geeeez, these people just piss me off!

He said he’s dying because of working at Area 51?

Musta inserted an anal probe in his ass and inflated him.

ChipNASA

Kind of like Cartman, he had an alien anal probe and the 80 foot satellite dish must have malfunctioned and opened up inside of his ass.

Starbux

The more appropriate South Park would be the one where Cartman takes Weight Gain 3000, “Beef Cake, Beef Cake!” “I am like totally buff.”

Ex-PH2

He’s the reason Area 51 was moved to a new, undisclosed location.

ChipNASA

OK Fuck you SKYJUMPER

hospital stretch marks!

3E9

He ordered a bucket from KFC, they asked him which one and he said the one on the roof.

G-damn

He’s so fat he needs our Olympic Relay team to put his belt on in the morning.

Starbux

“….dignity and rights of a soldier…”

I am an AF guy, even I know that no self respecting Marine ever, ever, ever refers to themselves as a soldier.

GR_ATC

You’re an Airman, not an AF guy.

Starbux

I still haven’t bought into the whole Big “A” Airman thing yet even though Gen Fogleman came up with the concept 20 years ago, LOL!

Silentium Est Aureum

Meh, don’t be so hard on the guy. After all, isn’t he being punished enough just having to live in Berlin?

Anyone who has been there knows of which I speak.

Hack Stone

The Berlin Wall?

Eden

You win the Interwebs today, Hack!

Hack Stone

I reluctantly accept this award with a heavy heart, as my one true love, the ivy school pedigreed and eternally beautiful Elaine Ricci, still has not been brought back to us.

Silentium Est Aureum

Try looking in Berlin, Milan, or Lancaster. But it won’t end well, trust me.

MrBill

He claims he served his country for 32 years. If he was discharged in 1986, he must have entered the service in 1954. He must have been part of the Corps’ little-known and short-lived “Enlist Your Son In Utero” program.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s more full of shit than seagulls on Ex-Lax! I’d say this must be what it’s like when he spouts off some of his stories, but next to him, the Hippo looks anorexic!

A Proud Infidel®™

He spouts shit like seagulls on Ex-Lax:

USMCMSgt (Ret)

The guy is dying from working in Area 51…

…after the aliens he worked with pumped his fat ass full of shit.

ex-OS2

That is his part time job, day to day he fixes computers at Coos County Computer Services and sucks cock behind dumpsters at night for “snack cash”.

Claw

Jeepers, Giduck has really let himself go since that legal name change thingy took effect.

Combat Historian

Good God, what a pathetic lying ranting posering fat piece of ultra-fat shit. Jeebus…

SKYJUMPER

Found a pic of the aircraft they used to fly him out of Area 51. 😉

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130616232527-nasa-super-guppy-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

Ex-PH2

Isn’t the Superguppy the inspiration for Moya, the Leviathan sentient starship in the ‘Farscape’ series?

Even Moya wouldn’t accommodate this guy.

Bill M

+100 points for a Farscape reference. Loved that show. Moya would have spit him out.

Ex-PH2

I think he would have scared off the Scarrans.

Doc Savage

Thats no wall…….its a space station….

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Good one, Doc!

2/17 Air Cav

There are two things this guy hasn’t done in decades. The first is wipe his ass. No way he can reach it. The second thing he hasn’t done is see his pecker.

2/17 Air Cav

I feel sorry for the tow motor that has to haul this guy around.

Hack Stone

He can always hire Alan MacIntosh to give him a “tow job”.

SKYJUMPER

Okay, I gotta ask.

If he was a she, had long hair, wore lipstick and had boobs, would IDC SARC still hit it??

Doc Savage

I’d hit it.

From orbit.

With nukes.

Twice.

Its the only way to be sure……….

Ex-PH2

You are such a flirt, Doc Savage.

Doc Savage

My wife says its all part of my natural charm.

Ex-PH2

Dammit, skyjumper, you gotta WARN people!

SKYJUMPER

My bad, Ex-PH2, I should have issued a spew alert.

Especially when I darn near laced my own screen with some freshly ground, freshly brewed coffee I had in my face when proofreading before I posted.

Instinct

Spew alert… naw, that’s a “gag and vomit” alert.

Hondo

That is a damn good question.

SFC D

I’m sure ID SARC would give her the Gold Medal Treatment…

spd0302

I was Weapons Platoon Commander for Echo 2/3 for the 31st MEU in 1997. In one exercise we did a small boat landing from the Belleau Wood into the Pohang area and our company linked up with a ROK Marine battalion. After a 10 klick move we set up in defense for the night. I had my guns set up on a nice ridge in defilade and was walking my line admiring my work at about 0200. There was some intense serious discussion going on at one of my 240G emplacements among my team. I asked my Devil Dogs what they were going on about. The team leader says to me “well sir, maybe you can help. A dude that bangs chicks is straight, a dude that bangs dudes is gay. How fat does a guy or girl have to be that if a dude bangs it you don’t even consider it gay or straight anymore because the shape isn’t even human anymore?” In my head I’m thinking “what the fuck is wrong with my boys here?” But I responded without missing a beat “5’5″ or lower 350lbs, higher 350 pounds and up” and I kept walking the line.
Your comment brought up this hilarious memory. Loved my Marines.

Hack Stone

You have to convert it to metric. For some reason, we seem to be the only ones using the British Imperial System. Hell, Britain doesn’t use it, and it has their name in it.

A Proud Infidel®™

There are two types of Countries, those that use the Metric System and the one that has put men on the Moon.

sj

That’s good! Never heard that before.

sj

But don’t tell my wife. I use 24 hour time all the time. My wife says that that is military. I say it is what is used everywhere in the world except here and except for transportation, hospitals, …

2/17 Air Cav

He’d be boinking every sweaty fold in that behemoth. And what do you mean if he had boobs? Cripes. Hairy nips are IDC SarC’s specialty.

3E9

He looks like Orson Wells collided with Rob Ford.
Dipshit

Ex-PH2

He squished Orson Wells and absorbed him.

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like living proof that some wino sneaked into a zoo and fucked a hippo.

Keepin' It Real

I let myself go since my days in the service… but DAY-UM.

Wilcox

guy looks like a terrain feature.

Seems to be eating himself to death.

Claw

Speaking of being your own terrain feature, he does sort of resemble the Whale at the NTC.

Thomas Huxton

if he lost 500 pounds, he would still have a skin problem. I can see him wrapping his thighs like a sumo belt and throwing both tits over the left shoulder as a toga.

A Proud Infidel®™

He makes The Round Ranger look anorexic!

Combat Historian

He makes The Round Marine look like…Gunny Highway !!!

PrevMed

That is one big bag of bullshit. Goddamn

Ex-PH2

You see, the real problem is that, underneath it all and even if he loses the resemblance to an ocean-wide oil spill and slims down to a healthier level, looking less like an old Air Force life raft, he’ll still be a jackass. An asshole. A lying turd burglar. And he still won’t be able to find his snorkel because it ran away in fright long ago.

Starbux

He almost looks like he is impersonating a Navy ship.

26Limabeans

Wadda ya spose he would dress out at?

David

more importantly, if you rendered the fat into oil, how many laps of the world could you make before running out?

Green Thumb

Where I live, they would fall for it.

We love out Vets out here in the grate NW.

General and Less-Than-Honorable Discharges be damned. If you served, your good.

Maggoty fuckers.

This shitbag is just looking for a handout. I am surprised our local homeless shelter does not provide him with three or four beds for his fat, faking ass.

Just imagine the steaming pile of Phil Monkress this maggot would generate.

What a waste of resources.

On a side note, is he the fattest poser so far featured on TAH?

Hack Stone

He is going to nail the swimsuit competition in the next Stolen Valor Tournament.

ex-OS2

I was thinking the Talent Show where Daniel Wall, phony Marine sucks cock behind dumpsters, on all fours while simultaneously repairing a new screen on a Galaxy S5 and installing a new hard drive in a Dell Inspiron 17 5000.

Hack Stone

I had a Dell Optiplex 150 cross my path for disposal last week. I opened it up, and the hard drive was an abacus.

ex-OS2

Was it powered by mesocricetus?

Bill M

OMG! Got a flash of whatever that thing is in a speedo and practically barfed. Spew alert required on that, PLEASE.

Eden

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe not a spew warning but a barf warning. EEEWWWWWW!!

CB Senior

Of course a SUP-O was at the front gate inspecting vehicles, because the Marines have no one more qualified to do that job.

Now if he said he ate a SUP-O, I would believe that.

ex-OS2

Fucking cocksucker.

lily

I met a Marine who works as a security guard and he told me he served during the “Beirut Bombing” after I asked him if deployed. He didn’t serve in Beirut. I guess he thinks he’s a “Beirut Era Veteran”. I’ve see a few vets point to Beirut as some type of sacred marker for their service during that time, even if they weren’t their.

Dave Hardin

Many do, and they probably should. I know better Marines than I ever was who never went to Beirut. Its hard to explain, particularly after the bombing of 23 Oct 83, the entire Marine Corps has one thing on their minds…Revenge.

Very few who were on active duty at that time actually did deploy…they all wanted to. I have nothing but respect for those who served during those days. I can think of many who would have done a better job than I did, we all did our duty regardless of where that duty was.

Semper Fi

CB Senior

A friend of mine was definitely there, has the major scars inside and out to prove it. Still wants revenge to this day. Med Discharge due to his injuries.

If you gave him a gun and put him in front of someone from Hezbollah, DRT.

Mick

Well said, Dave Hardin. Thanks for posting those comments.

I, too, was on active duty in the Marine Corps at that time, but I never deployed to Beirut. However, I do distinctly remember that powerful desire for revenge that swept through the Marine Corps that you described. Every single Marine that I knew back then would have deployed in a heartbeat if they had been given the chance.

Semper Fi.

Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

I was in boot, about to start the field training phase. Beirut and Grenada became touchstones for us, because this wasn’t just another check off box any more.

HMC Ret

I wanna know who feeds this guy? No way you’ll see him in the aisle of Publix. He couldn’t even ride one of those motorized things. He couldn’t possibly fit and even if he could get in it, it wouldn’t move. So, who the hell brings him enough food to make him look like that? I doubt he can get behind the wheel to drive. Cut off his damn food supply before he explodes and destroys Earth.

ex-OS2

Fatty fat fuck has truckloads of Baconators delivered around the clock.

Ex-PH2

Do you think maybe he has his own carbon footprint?

ex-OS2

I would estimate that fatty fat fuck Daniel Wall, phony Marine has a carbon footprint of no less that 80.40 metric tons.

Tony180a

I was wondering the same thing. Not just this turd but all of the morbidly obese who are bed ridden and depend on others for everything from hygiene to food. Why do their enablers bring them a dozen egg, 1lbs of bacon and 1/2 loaf of bread toast breakfast?? Damn family members are doing more damage than helping.

Eden

My husband had a cousin like that. I suspect it’s not just one family member, but multiple family members, each bringing a “reasonable” amount, not knowing that they are only one of 10-12 family members bringing that amount. . .

Skippy

Well another POS
DUMB ASS

This is another of the lowest of the low… Fucktard
Enjoy your Google fame you’ve earned it or ate it

sbalm

I wonder if at that size, can someone still have sex?

Or would it have to be like his Marine Corps career, only imagined?

2/17 Air Cav

“I wonder if at that size, can someone still have sex?”

If a person sits on his face, yes; otherwise, no.

sbalm

Is that still considered sex?

Bill Clinton says ‘no’. 😉

Claw

Asexual reproduction counts, such as what nightcrawlers and E-8/9s like Gainey, Moerk and Carrot Top have.

(Ref. “Gardens of Stone”)

David

Those extras in the background were Old Guard guys… a friend was in it.

ex-OS2

Fatty fat fuck would absolutely suffer from ED, so he just watches gay porn and pretends to have sex.

USAFRetired

I’m the son of a retired Marine that attended a small liberal arts college in South Carolina.

This creature claims to have been buried in the rubble for 5 days. So that would mean he was there until Oct 28th.

Now a fellow I went to school with who graduated a couple years after I did, 1LT Charles Jeffrey Schnorf (USMC)was killed in Beirut on October 23rd.

On October 26th a fellow I went to school with who graduated a couple years before I did, CPT Michael F. Ritz (USA) was killed on Oct 26th in Calliste Grenada.

I spent a good portion of my time in the Air Force flying around in jet turbine powered aircraft and I’m pretty sure we couldn’t get from Beirut to Grenada fast enough for this creature to have been in both places.

PTBH

I’m trying to get my mind wrapped around this.

It appears that Daniel Wall has cornered the market for getting people to sympathize with him due to his condition. It also appears that he needed even more leverage so he tapped into the honor of veterans and the grief of families that lost someone in combat.

That’s his schtick. He also seams to try and leverage claims for benefit, even becoming a cyber-beggar.

His mistake was that he tried to leverage Beirut and those veterans and family next-of-kin have been through more than Dan Wall can ever begin to imagine.

He got greedy with the narrative he was trying to push and went too far.

I have ZERO sympathy for him. His actions were dispicable. I will pull up a chair with my bag of popcorn and read all of these comments that pour in.

I’ll be here all week. Good night, thank you, be sure to tip your waitress.

ex-OS2

Popcorn, did someone say popcorn????

26Limabeans

Try the veal. That is if Wall hasn’t already eaten all of it.

Sparks

Well, you had to know he was coming.

https://youtu.be/n4WlkJXWzmE

Combat Historian

I think Fatty McWall-Fat here can eat TWO Fat Bastards and still be hungry for a snacky dessert

NR Pax

It also appears that he needed even more leverage

Even Archimedes would say “That ain’t happening.”

Nicki

JFC! How many Marines did this lardass eat??????????

Starbux

An entire MEU!

Keepin' It Real

DW: Marine Corps doesn’t want me to live, because I know the truth.

Q: What’s the truth?

DW: You want the truth?

Q: I want the truth. I think I’m entitled to it.

DW: You can’t handle the truth. [pause] You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want Daniel Wall — you need Daniel Wall.

Semper Idem

Wow; a two-ton monster with a fake military record.

His next step is to get a YouTube channel and boast about all the free stuff he’s getting by wearing his ‘costume’ on Veteran’s Day. There is precedent! See here: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=53849

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