Gigantic sissy shoots an AR rifle
In the New York Daily News, the appropriately named Gersh Kuntzman writes about how frightening it was for him to fire an AR-style rifle;
The recoil bruised my shoulder. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary case of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
Yeah, bullshit. Everyone who has ever been to basic training can tell you about the drill sergeant who put the butt of an M16 on his unprotected chin and fired off a few rounds, then he did the same with his crotch. If Kuntzman was bruised from firing an AR-style rifle, he has bigger problems than being scared of a black rifle. He should try firing my .338 Lapua Mag. The noise and recoil would send him running and whimpering back to New York City.
And there’s no such thing as “temporary PTSD”, you pussy. That anxious feeling and irritability that you describe is excitement – testosterone. I thought I’d explain it to you because you’ve never experienced the effects of that particular hormone.
Even in semi-automatic mode, it is very simple to squeeze off two dozen rounds before you even know what has happened. In fully automatic mode, it doesn’t take any imagination to see dozens of bodies falling in front of your barrel.
All it takes is the will to do it.
And, there it is; it takes will to kill people – the rifle itself doesn’t run down the street killing people randomly. It needs a person behind it and that’s the part that needs to be regulated. Not the inert piece of metal and plastic.
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I could feel the testosterone leaving my body as I read this mangina’s description of firing the AR. This has to be a joke.
not to mention he is claiming to have fired it on full automatic? I guess given the fiction of the other claims, it sounds realish. At least if you think a AR-15 has a three position selector.
Wonder how he would have felt about a REAL rifle, like an M-1 or M-1A?
Ditto for using a 12 gauge shotgun.
Same Same 10 gauge goose gun.
What a pathetic, no honor, no intelligence, no truth PUSSY! And he doesn’t mind telling the whole world he is! He must be doing this to advertize for another queer to bed down!!
Water pistols give him nightmares…
He quails at the thought of paintball games.
This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet.
You know what I remember about firing my M-16 at the range?
Hearing the Spring in the stock go *TWANG* when I pulled the trigger.
Jesus, my kids cap guys were louder.
Yup! My whole shop said the same thing after we heard about this flaming pussy. The buffer spring is all you hear.
He should try firing my old military surplus 7mm with the steel plate on it! I think I was 12 or so the first time I fired it laying prone, and it slid me back in the sand about 12″, plus beat the crap out of my shoulder by the time we were done. Nailed all the targets that were put up for me though, and still have that rifle!
I really hate to double l-post, but I’m trying to search for an old article that was a summary of all the “feel good stories” from the previous 12 months. I don’t remember the name of the article so I’m essentially opening each and every “feel good stories” article in reverse chronological order, on my slow mobile device. Can anyone help me out with a direct link?
Asking here seems like the closest I can get to being “on-topic” and also not be buried under more recent articles.
Go back over to the Tuesday Feel Good Stories and read my reply to your comment.
Disregard my comment.
This dude in a uniform reminds me of cat food………
Puss N Boots.
Please don’t insult cat food.
Puss in Boots was a Cavalier feline. He carried a rapier and a dirk. He would challenge this mouthbreathing laundry lint to a duel and win by default.
Ex…so good to hear from you again. Please forgive me for making an unfair comparison of what we feed our sweet and independent felines. it’s just that I lost track when a pussy came to my mind and I compared it to those which have us trained. Puss in Boots would likely have made a litter box out of this dude’s facial hair. After all, Puss in Boots was no puss.
He should have taken his panty liner out of his underoos and placed it on his shoulder to help him out with the massive amount of man-style recoil that comes from a 5.56.
I’d like to hear him telling this story to a couple of the recent female Ranger school grads.
I won’t call him a pu$$y though. I am a fan of the vajayjay, and refuse to lower that wonderful creation to his level.
I’d like to hear him tell it to a couple of 18 year old female basic training graduates!
Things that I have learned about the shooting on Facebook:
1. The AR is a military grade weapon.
2. 130 different people were shot by the assault rifle in Orlando.
3. SCOTUS has decided that I can’t own a fully automatic rifle.
I am sick and tired of these idiots saying that they want to have a conversation about gun control when they have no fucking concept of reality.
Don’t forget that you also learned the shooting was the fault of conservative Christian NRA members, who should just shut the fuck up because racist.
I also learned that if you own a gun shop, you’re a complete moron if you ever let yourself be interviewed by pussy “liberal” gun-banner writers from the NY Daily News.
I’m still rinsing the vomit off my shirt after reading that utter piece of dreck.
In an argument right now where some dumbass is telling me that AR15’s have been used in combat and he’s using this link to prove it: http://www.m4carbine.net/archive/index.php/t-141174.html
The conversation they want to have involves a.) how frightened they are of guns; b.) How nobody needs guns anymore; and c.) their children aren’t allowed anywhere near guns.
Oh, and they already know how YOU feel; they just want you to sit there silently and be harangued. And if you manage to keep a normal tone of voice and present a calm, rational response to all of this, all you get is the glaze-eyed, bobblehead doll. You haven’t changed their mind, all you’ve managed to do is shut them up temporarily.
Can you tell that I’ve had one or two of these conversations?
I’ve had a few of those myself. They always end with my erstwhile conversationalist red-faced and hyperventilating while shouting “mowing down innocents in seconds!” or “weapon of war, you war-monger!” or “high-powered military grade weapon of mass destruction!”
Nothin’ to do but stare blankly, mutter “moron,” and go buy some more ammo.
First time firing the M-16 the DI gave us one round each. My first shot, the brass went over my shoulder and down my collar. I’m left handed. I jumped up and grabbed the hot brass that was burning the shit out of my neck. As I’m doing this I pivot and while cradling the 16 I’m pointing it at the DI! Not a good day for me!
My wife read this, she’s still laughing. Her comment, “what a pussy”.
What a coincidence, my wife said the same thing.
Do you think the beard is there to cover his mangina? I mean WOW, I have never in my 45 years on this earth read a more pathetic excuse for a man till today.
I aware you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
That’s not a beard! It’s a shock absorber for high-speed C@&$@&-sucker.
That’s not a beard…
He shaved his vagina and glued the clippings to his face.
That’s not a beard.
He doesn’t actually own one, so he rented that one.
That’s not a beard.
It is residual hair from a full day of cock-sucking.
All I can say is what a cunt.
I mean, after all the dude’s name is CUNTzman!
Good lord, what a fahkeen pansie
AR-style rifles do not have a full automatic option. That is why they are called “semi-automatics.” A fully automatic rifle is illegal, not that the pussy would care about reality.
They may not have a full automatic option, but most anyone who served in RVN can tell you how to self create this option.
OK…but how many murders involved such an illegal modification? You can’t just file the sear. which is what most less than knowledgeable people state, filing the sear just creates a run away weapon. It takes more of a mod than that, simply comparing the lower receiver of an M-4 and an AR-15 reveals noticeable differences. The only full-auto cases I can remember involved illegally procured AK-47s.
Considering the number of legal ARs in this country and the virtual nonexistence of shooting involving such aftermarket mods(which is a felony in itself), I don’t see this as currently significant.
I can’t do anything but fully agree with you IDC. Looking back, I do not EVER remember where anyone (or even multiples) became targets for filed sear. Speaking of fully automatic smaller weapons, in tanks (USMC at least) each unit had one .45 cal. grease gun. Small mags, absolutely impossible to control the lift during firing….a worthless piece of trash which every so often got a few John Wayne type an early ride home,,,,in a body bag.
I was gonna say he must have been shooting birds from the inside of a phone booth, but then I remembered they don’t have phone booths anymore.
Either that or there’s been a rip in the time-space continuum and we’ve all been transported back to April First.
Oh, well, back to listening to Doo-Wop and watching Judge Judy.
Dumbass.
First the ARs, then semi autos, then ‘sniper rifles’…it’ll get to a point where we have to register assault slingshots.
They, and their ‘logic’, scare me.
Oh. My. Dear. GOD!!! What a giant oozing yeast-infected PUSSY!! “Bruised his shoulder,” really? I’ve seen 8-year-old girls rapid-fire ARs accurately with zero discomfort. He want to talk about recoil? Take a spin with my M1903A3, Cuntzman! A nice, lightweight, unbuffered, steel & walnut bolt-action .30-06! That’ll put some hair on your balls! And “temporary PTSD?” Are you fucking serious, asshole? I have post-traumatic stress, the real kind, professionally diagnosed by an actual psychologist. I got it from seventeen years (and counting) as a firefighter-EMT seeing and dealing with awful shit like you couldn’t imagine. Shit like kids drowning in their backyard swimming pools, babies dead from SIDS, whole families killed in traffic collisions, children left homeless by fire, that kind of thing. I spent last Saturday afternoon cleaning large amounts of a nice lady’s blood out of my gear after taking her, two men (one of them dead), and two young boys out of an SUV wrapped around a tree. They were all critical condition. That kept me awake for a while. Do you seriously want to try to tell me that you suffered anything like my condition because of a loud noise you knew was coming and a little flying brass? Come say that to my face and see what happens, fucker! How about combat vets with PTS? Or cops? Or ordinary citizens who suffer it after a traumatic experience, like rape victims, for instance? Do you seriously think your irrational timidity puts you in the same league? Yes, a murderous asshole can kill people with an AR. He can do it more easily with a car. Or a mixture of household chemicals. Or a slurry of agricultural fertilizer mixed with diesel in the back of an otherwise-ordinary truck. And a New Yorker like yourself shouldn’t have to be reminded of the nigh-unstoppable lethality of an unarmed airplane. Knives, chains, baseball bats, screwdrivers, and human hands are also easy-to-use lethal weapons, and are frequently used as such, but there’s no regulation on any of them. I’m an armed American, one among no less than 80 million (likely more).… Read more »
TEMPORARY PTSD?!?!?!
These are the words of a weapons-grade, helmet-wearing, mouth-breathing RETARD.
What a selfish piece of SHIT. This fuckwad thinks he has the entitlement to compare loosing off a couple of rounds to a debilitating lifelong affliction?
He’s a tip asshole, try being on the other end; try mustering the willpower to under stand this immortal truth:
‘Some men are morally opposed to violence. They are protected by men who are not.’
Dipshit.
I only wish PTSD were temporary.
There should be a team of disabled veterans assigned to him with the sole function of putting a thumb in his eye every time he even starts to say PTSD.
Hey Whitey!
AWESOME!! That’s all that comes to mind after reading your comment.
The only problem is that people like the grandiose fabricator whom you addressing will never read or hear such truths.
It is obvious that this was a fabricated story, written with hopes to gain notoriety. I would like to see your comments posted to this guy in the Daily News, in NYC. That’s where the story was said to have been published!
And thank you sir! For putting your ass on the line day in and day out for all of us out here!! Even Mr Cuntsman. You sir are a true American Hero!!
Unfortunately, that opinion article is not accepting comments. File that under “ironic”.
Someone seems to have modified his wiki page.
Nope, not ironic — par for the course. Too much reality comes calling on nonsense like this, and they can’t handle it, so they close the comments on them.
Thank you, sir, but a hero I am not. I wear no medals of any kind because I’ve never done anything to earn one. I do my job to the best of my ability and I get paid. It has some shitty parts, but nobody shoots at me. And the one time that I successfully pulled a victim out of a structure fire, the end result was a half-dozen usable organs harvested for transplant.
But I also can’t stand liars like CUNTzman. And I also had to sign my name to the Oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic when I first received my badge. I took it seriously as an 18-year-old pup back then. I take it more seriously now.
Plus, while my friends cut their teeth on .22s, my Dad insisted that I learn with a Man’s Gun. I got my first trigger time on his Winchester ’94 .30/30 carbine. My first boomstick of my own was the M1 Garand he gave me when I was 14. Some dickless queerbait complaining about the nonexistent recoil of an AR does not impress me.
The one thing that did throw me off the first time I shot my custom-built California-legal (fuck you, Moonbeam!) AR-15 was feeling the buffer spring actuate with each shot. That took some getting used to.
What does “destruction” smell like exactly? Is that one of those new Ralph Lauren colognes for men I see advertised. Anyway, unless he is left handed (as referenced by 3/17 Air Cav above) how would you see the shell casing go flying past your face? Get a good sight picture and you can won’t have that problem, you waste of skin! And pull that weapon tight into your shoulder if “recoil” bothers you, you pansy-I remember how one of the company Drills broke us of that by holding the butt of a weapon up to his crotch to shoot. The damn thing barely has any kick at all, but I suppose that Gersh “princess feels a pea” Kuntzman might be more sensitive than the rest of us.
Picture in the article shows he’s right handed. Absolutely no reason to be distracted by ejected shell casings.
Sounds like he wet his panties.
Marine gunny training me on m-16 told me to put my nose on the charging handle for proper sighting …after 100s of rounds, don’t recall my nose being bent out of shape…hardly any recoil at all as most of you know…the puss is strong in this one, I’m sure his evening penile suppository will cure him of his fright
Pussy.
I doubt this turd actually fired anything.
He just made up the story, and never got within sight of any rifle.
We should all learn and listen to that great firearms expert, Tom Brokaw who describes the weapon used in Orlando as an AR-14.
I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced.
‘That anxious feeling and irritability that you describe is excitement – testosterone. I thought I’d explain it to you because you’ve never experienced that particular hormone.’
Holy Crapweasel Personified! I laughed so loud I woke the cat out of a perfectly good nap.
I’m guessing this metrosexual crotch-stuffing banana hammock has also never had his dainty, manicured paws on a mere .38 pistol, either. Or maybe not even a pump-action water gun, or one that you attach to the garden hose.
I may be old-fashioned, but if he comes anywhere near me, I will throw things at him, starting with the sweetener packet dispenser.
He has to remember that no one is forcing him to use, rent, or buy a gun or a weapon of any kind.
It is a CHOICE. And WE HAVE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.
to call kuntzman a pussy is to insult all pussies; this POS qualifies as an infected manginal wart…
He may have written the article while sitting in a lobby waiting for his GYN appointment.
He may be a p$&@y, but he is certainly smegma.
And that was with just blanks.
This guy’s just having Mittelschmerz.
And having a miniature schwanzstucker doesn’t help either.
He must not be very popular.
The guy is just an asshole. I visited his website, saw pics of him as a college student at Brown that I would have linked to here but it’s dinnertime in two US time zones right now. His resume (add the accents yourselves) includes his ph #, his address, and his email. He is the quintessential nerd turd. He is just a little puke and, at age 51, is still trying to figure out what he wants to do when he grows up. Ne majored in Russian (it was cool back then) at Brown and today claims a working knowledge of that and–you guessed it–Frog.
Il est merde en croute.
Ooooh, PH2, I love for you to talk dirty to me. Now, make me a sammich.
/Smile
Ham or BLT?
I had read this earlier. I am still laughing my ass off at this pushy. I have shot the M16A1, A2, and my own AR15 in 5.56 and 300 blackout. I have also fired a Galile, AK, SVPD, numerous handguns in a variety of cslibres…nevermind Madeuce, the pig, 249…what an utter idiot.
I wanna see him fire my 444 Marlin with a sloppy cheek weld.
I’ll chip in for that to happen.
Anybody else notice that in the article he insinuates the AR can go full auto with a flip of a switch? WTF do editors do for that paper?
Now wait just a gol-darned moment.
Are you saying that the settings on the M-16 aren’t No Pew/Pew Pew Pew/ Full Pew anymore?
I really need to get out more often.
Only those issued to true Pew Professionals…with a double order of Freedom Tits!
I wanna be Mat Best when I grow up!
ADDENDUM: apparently a lot of you did see that and responded about it before I stated the obvious. My apologies.
H….O….L….y, wait for it, S….H….I….T!!!! I fired an A2, full burst, three round against my crotch in basic. Where do they find these people. I am so so sad at the state of my beloved nation.
What an absolute asshole. The AR has a buffer system that removes the recoil. He would shit himself if he shot the average deer rifle. And “The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face.” WHAAAT? I have fired well over 100 rounds from ny new AR-15, and not one single round has flown past my face. Perhaps the left wing nut was shooting left handed? Now to go outside and see if I can get me some of this “temporary PTSD”.
I don’t have an AR. My short range gun is a 1894 Winchester Trapper in .44 Magnum. My shoulder is the buffer system and with an eighteen inch barrel the fire leaps out of it like the afterburner on a F-16. Besides the gun used in Orlando was not an AR-15, it was Sig Sauer XGF I believe. I guess to the pussy press any black rifle is an AR-15/M-16
MCX was the Sig he used.
My kids could handle the AR when they were single digit midgets….this guy must be made of something akin to packing peanuts
The jerk was lying. We all know that. Just by how he described the firing experience. A 5.56 AR platform is one if the easiest rifles to shoot and the recoil is absolutely friendly. Those of us with experience shooting AR’s know he’s full of shit. What is sad is there are many who take this lying piece of shits word.
I have read all your comments regarding the functional use of the AR-15, and compared those to his reaction to using one, and here is my response.
A – This is a recoilless weapon. Therefore, he did not fire one.
B – The bullet casings eject upward and to the left, not to the right. Therefore he did not fire one.
C – There is no such thing as a temporary case of post-traumatic stress disorder. Therefore, he did not fire one.
D – There are three shooting ranges in NYC: Westside Rifle and Pistol; Woodhaven Rifle and Pistol; and Bay Ridge Rod and Gun Club. I am QUITE sure that if you contacted them and asked if this walking donut hole had paid a visit to them, they’d either fall down laughing or say ‘No’. Therefore, I would say that he did not fire one, based on my speculation.
Face it, Gersh Kuntzman is a gigantic pimple on a wimple. But worse than that, I declare here that I think he is a LYING SACK OF WEASEL CRAP all by hisself.
He longs to be more famous than he already is.
He said he went to PA to shoot and technically there are left ejecting ARs. Notably those made by Stag Arms.
But yeah, FOS.
Shall I track down the shooting ranges in Pennsy?
Way too many – PA has sane gun laws.
Bruised his shoulder?!!!!
Someone needs to convince him to check out a shotgun or a .50 cal.
What a fucking pussy!
At least try a M203 with HE/DP…or the MK19.
Geez, I’m not the biggest guy around and even I have no trouble shooting an M60 from the shoulder.
Stop insulting pussies. My cat wants to talk to you about your prejudicial remarks about felines.
I really want to call this guy up and ask him if he knows what a crapweasel is, because he’s a BIG TIME crapweasel.
Yes, he’s pretty much smegma. Problem is he’s primarily preaching to the choir, and the choir loves this stuff. They wouldn’t know an AR from a Daisy air rifle or a cork gun. (Remember those?) And, really, he may not give a rat’s ass about the facts/truth. He’s being paid, probably well, by similarly-minded smegma who may or may not care about the facts/truth. Follow the money.
Alas, Babylon
This queef-scented numbnut douche-vapor wouldn’t know an AR from a 1911 from a Tommy gun from an RPD from a Tavor from a Ma Duece.
He probably thinks SEALs clear rooms by firing two Desert Eagles at once while diving through a plate-glass window in slow motion.
This twatwaffle is a waste of available furniture.
People like this aging, brilliantined sticking set will come running to you/us when the real shit hits the fan. Then they’ll stand around watching, sipping coffee and eating donuts while you’re doing the work.
His mother could have done the world a favor by refusing, just that one time.
“twatwaffle”
ermahgerd…..I seriously guffawed at that.
The real shit did hit the fan not so long ago, and the rest of the country payed attention for about three years. But then it got hard and they went back to the mall. Delusion may be much more powerful than we appreciate.
A cannon?!? I would pay to see this guy pull the cord on a 155. I was assigned to a battalion of cannon-cockers before I went SARC. If an AR had such an effect on him he would absolutely soil his manties firing a 155.
“Soil his manties?” Hell, if he was ever to pull the lanyard on a 105 or 155 I think he’d get the “vapors” and swoon dead away – if he didn’t literally die of shock.
Stood in the back of a Paladin once when the gun bunnies were sending rounds down range, forks weren’t dug I for the first few rounds-that’s recoil!
I am still trying to find all these “machine guns” at Walmart.
OK, let’s back the wagon up here a second. This is a metrosexual who probably has never even lit a firecracker as a kid. He sweats when he sees the word gun in print, and shakes when he sees one in a movie. You just KNOW somebody saw him coming when they handed him an AR. For one of us, sure, it’s nothing. But for someone like HIM?? A BB gun would have been a hurdle. Somebody set out to scare the crap out of a man of delicate constitution — and obviously succeeded. It’s like putting a first-time rider on the bronc named Buck: great for a laugh, but not so great for starting someone off in the equestrian sports!
My personal best was a semi-auto 12 gauge shotgun with slugs. Now THAT will bruise your shoulder! ?
Saiga-12…..let the good times roll.
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GEW 98, Mosin, or 50/70 Sharps 🙂
I have more testosterone in my little finger than he has in his entire body. (Yes, I’m hormonally normal, biologically female since conception, and I identify as such.)
That’s hawt.
must suck to be a metrosexual NYC pickle puffer.
Give him the pink heart ribbon medal with kewpie doll device for his wounded feelings & his temporary PTSD.
Will probably hear from him again he may start to think he’s spec ops secret squirrel type, well that’s the story he will tell his east village boy friends over a glass of pink Chablis.
He must’ve felt like he was a savage shooting that mean old gun.
Wonder if he even hit the target ? once
Fat chance…
Dumbass…
The AR15 is a joy to shoot, basically a .22 caliber bullet with greater muzzle velocity from a more available energy.
If that sissy boy wants to feel some recoil, take her out to the range with a Remington 30.06 ADL (or BDL, if you like) a stock butt plate and some 170 grain deer ammo.
If you could have one hunting rifle that will do just about everything, a venerable 30.06 would be well regarded. After 12 or 15 rounds of sighting in a scope, you might notice the recoil.
As to Kuntzman… even the man-bear-pig Al Gore would have to wince at that pathetic disgrace of masculinity.
http://www.learntoquestion.com/seevak/groups/2007/sites/gore/Pictures%20For%20Website/army.jpg
The horror, the horror
Several orders of magnitude more manly than Kuntzman.
I’d like to see him fire my non-sporterized (all original wood and brass buttplate)Enfield in .303 British or better yet, my .450 Marlin.
I love the smell of sulphur and destruction in the morning. It smells like victory.
He names the range in his article and even quotes the owner because he agrees at some people should have their guns taken away. He says it was taped so I suppose he really fired it. I’m sure the video is pretty funny.
More hyperbole, gnashing of teeth and rending of garments.
http://www.philly.com/philly/columnists/helen_ubinas/20160614_Ubinas__I_bought_an_AR-15_semi-automatic_rifle_in_Philly_in_7_minutes.html
And I keep saying that no one is REQUIRED to OWN or even rent a weapon of any kind.
It is A CHOICE. And WE have the RIGHT TO CHOOSE.
These people are actually pushing me toward wanting the BUY & OWN a gun, even though I don’t feel the need for it.
On the other hand, trying to get these dimwits to understand that simple concept – CHOICE – is like banging your head on a brick wall. All you get is a headache and the wall may get some bloody marks on it but no damage.
So Helen just bought the local PD a brand new AR. Cool. Maybe that pesky 4473 will come back to bite her…..Nah.
You have to admit that’s its kind of a funny story. I could see him in the fetal position for that one hour sucking his thumb.
His voice still quivers when he recalls the day the T-shirt launcher fired danger close….the horror….the horror
Talk about throwing a hot dog into a football stadium. Pu$$y!