“Judge kicked me out of court in Oregon”
Yeah, that was the subject line of an email that we just got from Oregon. So all of you fellow litigants in Bernath v. Hyatt, et al. can breathe easy. More to follow when I get it.
Here it is. I think I cut everyone’s name out;
It was a close run thing. Bernath sent a letter to our lawyer demanding that we identify several commenter who Bernath thought were particularly odious including A Proud Infidel, Toasty Coast and Ex-PH2. Now we don’t have to do that.
That wasn’t going to happen anyway. Your identity is safe with me.
So, here’s the rest of that email Mr. Bernath sent us;
As I told you 4 months ago, I already got what I wanted. You people don’t dare come near me now.
See you in Florida.
TSO Adds: Congrats to all. Alas, I still face not one but two (Kasey Kasim: TWO?) lawsuits in Florida from Bernath (allegedly) and he’s now promised one in Indiana.
Welcome back, my friends
to the show that never ends.
We’re so glad you could attend!
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass
stands a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show’s about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
The greatest show it happens a hell-of-alot.
Category: Legal
I am shocked that a judge actually saw this fucking fruit loop for what he really is!
What? I just booked a flight for Oct 3rd …
I kinda like Portlandia …
The lawyers with bar numbers are very professional.
I am sad, very, so very sad!
So what did he do to you at the court house? Bump into you in the elevator and claim assault? Can you tell us yet?
He looked at me (in a stare of disbelief) and asked, “are you Huey”?
I said with my MCPO voice and to create a witness friendly environment, a loud, “NO”!
He then asked, “Youey”.
As he approached me I raised my voice louder and bladed my body, “NO”!
“Hewy”.
“NO”!
“Lewy”.
“NO”!
“Dewy”.
“NO”!
He crapped his pants a quickly left without his cane, only to return to give me a very confused look. So I stood my ground and made him walk around me.
He is not intimidating at all.
He seems rather confused and pathetic to observe.
Did you really get to see the Phony Chief in person? That must’ve been exciting for both of you.
I never expected anything less. No judge could possibly take that froth-flecked lunatic seriously. Congrats!!!
Quite an exciting week for TAH. We observe the anniversary of TAH, two separate threads on Paul K. Wickre, and now the smack down of Noah Gas, the honorary glider pilot.
Don’t forget the birthday of our esteemed leader!
More like honorary crash test dummy.
Although Bernath has always enjoyed the music of The Crash Test Dummies, Paul Wickre has always preferred Spandex Ballet.
This is great news! Eagerly awaiting the details.
Wait does this mean he won’t be representing Plamre now?
http://youtu.be/_aiAdL8yy1Q
Too bad it doesn’t say “I was walked out of court in handcuffs”. I can dream.
Patience, young padawan. All good things in time.
I think I can safely speak for most everyone in the TAH Nation when I say:
Haaaaaaaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaaaa.
Fuk u Bernath.
OH, I’m glad I read the headline first. It gave me some pause to put down the cup of hot tea before I sprayed my monitor screen (again). I had that small moment to absorb it, and then I smiled… like this.
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Well, not shocked. Lets hope that the rest of the turds get flushed, also.
I just had to explain my uncontrolled laughing to the rest of the household.
I would like to caution all here.
We are dealing with a herd of loons. That means tecnically they file a lawsuit on the moon.
Just sayin’.
What a week this has been at TAH. Jonn/TSO how you gonna keep this up? Tournament?
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck it. DullASS, you get a turn too. And leave some for Psulie-boi!
Too bad in a way. I was looking forward to Birdbrain explaining how he deserved some sort of financial recompense because I made a statement on the Lars Larsen forum that I would like to see him disbarred,
The decision can’t be real. He’s told us 18 million times how he’s the best lawyer in the world and there would be an accounting in Oregon. But, that doesn’t jibe very well with paragraphs 5c, 5d and 6.
While not “with prejudice”, the conditions I see the judge has put on him are pretty much the next best thing.
If I’m wrong, please correct me.
The judge used the phrase “mind numbing” about Bernath’s ramblings. Ha ha ha ha ha. Awesome
Yeah, that was AWESOME!!!
All these comments are “mind-numbing”.
Section 6 is my favorite part of the ruling: Case Management Issues. That’s a wonderful read and I only wish I could copy and paste that for future references.
🙂
Okay Dan Dan, your fuel tanks are EMPTY, your legal threats are empty, so it is time to go cath yourself so that your bladder will be empty also.
Bernath, keep it up and your net worth will also be EMPTY. ((((DICK HEAD)))).
For all the idiots like Dullass, Psul, and blobfish, don’t think that your time of reckoning won’t happen. IT WILL. This is in now way, any time of threat against any of you three. Because not a damned one of you is worth being arrested for, spending one minute in jail for, or even spending one second in Hell for.
The only issue I can see is that they were dismissed without prejudice. That means he can refile them against most of us and probably will. The judge gave him a set of guidelines with regards to his self-representation. If he can keep control of himself enough to follow those (I have my doubts), then this isn’t over by a long run.
Don’t worry Ex-PO2 Daniel Alan Bernath, not a CPO in any capacity, all isn’t lost. You’re going to get awarded the horse’s ass medal.
The smell of bullshit coming out of your mouth convinced us to stay far away from you. 🙄
What an utterly odd statement that was. (His, not yours, besig!) In so many ways. I’ve read most of the mess this clown started around here and have yet to see anything remotely suggesting that any of us want to be anywhere near him.
Once again, continuing to not want to see him, hear him, or read anything about him is a very easy thing to continue to do.
Now, if we could just get him to stop demanding attention.
I can’t wait to use ‘morass’ too. I would love to shake that Judge’s hand. Job well done. Victory to the righteous.
HaHaHaHa… HoHoHoHo… HeHeHeHe!
Now that was an enjoyable read. Section 5c really put a smile on my face.
Yes Bernath, you truly are a legal jackass.
How are your shingles doing?
To all of my fellow named defendants.
Congratulations this has been a pain in the ass but defending honor and valor is in my view the most important thing we can do to serve and protect history. It has been a true honor to be included with such men and women as yourselves.
To the team of lawyers,
My thanks for fighting for us. Thanks for taking the phone calls and offering your expertise. You are a credit to your profession. The Navy uses a flag hoist of Bravo Zulu to denote a job well to to the crew of other ships. Bravo Zulu to all of you.
To Bernath and company.
I have held my tongue, I have swallowed my words. It shames me to think that you ever served in the same Navy as Master Chief, NHSparky or myself. You are not now nor have you ever been a Navy Chief Petty Officer Honorary or otherwise. A Navy Chief is recognized by other Navy Chiefs as an equal. It is very much a part of the selection process. A navy Chief embodies the words of Honor and Integrity. Two words that you have shown by action that you have no idea of the true meaning.
You and your minions have fired your best shots at myself and others. You post the absurd on that joke you call a website of satire. You drag people that have never heard your name to court. Your legal filings are pathetic. Your Courtroom actions are a cross between a drunk Perry Mason and the Three Stooges. You are a laughing stock of your profession.
Other Lawyers across the nation cringe when they hear your name, not out of fear of your legal expertise but because you are a living breathing example of every bad lawyer joke ever uttered. I hope that soon when people google Shyster your record of stupidity in court as well as your Photo appear as an example.
Beautiful, just beautiful!
Awwwwww, he DID name me! I thought you guys said he didn’t!
He got what he wanted? What? Kicked out of court by a learned, thorough, careful and (dare I say it?) very wise member of the judiciary – which bumblebrain is NOT?
Florida, huh? Well, I don’t think he’ll have much luck there, either.
And he’s still accusing someone else of being me. That’s really not a good idea.
I guess this is what happens when you have an inflated ego with no substance to support it.
On the addvice of my bartedner, I have been told knot two comet on the resent legul vicktory.
So, eye will onlee menshun that MCPO v. Bernath is on!
Goof nite!
Master Chief,
I have never once gotten bad advice from a Bartender. I concur
Since you are imbibing Master Chief, I raise my beer to you.
Yeah, well, hoist one for me since I can’t hoist one myself (Thank you very much General Order 1A)
Will do Sir!
Being that I’m only authorized three drinks a night I’ll raise one for you as well Mustang.
Yup–round one to TAH. Still a ways to go, however.
Well, it’s been a long time coming. It’s not that the pest won’t go away.
I’m sure he’ll be back and I’m equally sure he’ll have someone else mistaken for me… because that’s how much a dipstick he is.
One other thign:
AIRMK
LAWYERS SSA DEKCIK
REVO
Spoken like a true sailor!
Birdbrain: You fake CPO sorry excuse for a human being- quit being a bloody eco-terrorist by killing all those damn trees.
do you know how many cute furry bunnies you made homeless?
do you know how many poor defenseless little birdies your greed left without homes or nest?
you need to stop being a whiny needy little bitch and turn in your man card.
you cock goblin- go away- prostrate yourself and and take down everything you posted and than admit your a fake and we will leave you alone- so long as you don’t pull a wickre and regrow your self and your lies.
other than that – the SCOTUS gave us our open season permit to humiliate you with true speech. To counter your lies.
don’t like that: piss up a rope on windy day-
deal with it. If you want to blame someone- blame yourself and blame the SCOTUS
My official comments will be sent to Jonn tomorrow. Quite honestly, my banwidth for this mug is short. That is why I have a legal team. I have bigger fish to fry. If he wants to dance with me he had better practice.
I have sworn to protect the honor and valor of older man in CA. I notified him first and I will be last when this is over.
And believe me, there is an end to this story.
Ta Ta
Master Chief,
Thanks for the reminder of what we’re ultimately defending, and the person who cannot fight for himself.
Talk about steeling my resolve against Bernath–that’s all today has done. Still a long way to go until he sees the light.
Once again, I am grateful and humbled for the reminder that Petty Officer Shepherd is the main priority in all of this.
He has not been lost in the sauce.
Infact in the next round, STOLEN VALOR is the issue, now that we own the battle space.
Amen NHSparky! Great job to all! And to never was a real or honorary CPO Bernath, blow it out yer ass!!
Damned straight!!
Tomorrow – OK, later this morning – I will go to breakfast at the South Point casino buffet, down the street from my home, which offers unlimited Bloody Marys. (It’s like getting happy hour priced Bloody Marys with a free buffet thrown in.) I will raise the first one to PH1 Shep, the second to Jonn, the third to TSO, and the fourth to you and the lawers.
Bernath, I shall salute you shortly after when I sit myself in the adjoining crapper.
Speakin’ of which, I just got off the “throne”, what i deposited in it before I flushed reminded me of a certain bogus Oregon Attorney/bogus USN CPO!
I slept in – I’m on annual leave at the moment – and didn’t make to South Point in time for breakfast. Tomorrow. But my home cooked breakfast of sausage, eggs, and hot-sauce spiked veggie juice, followed by a large Dunkin iced coffee, did create the conditions for me to enthusiastically salute the Phony Chief, three times so far today!
TSO,
Nice ELP ref great song
Took notice as well. Pithy!
I wish one condition the judge had set in regards to service is the condition that Bernath must fly the documents in his own airplane to the jurisdiction of the person getting served. What could go wrong with that? There’s probably a 99 cent iPad app that would assist. Big spender.
I hope Judge Hyatt is prevailing in his part of the drama aka lawsuit.
With this in hand … It will help.
Pilots around here tell me the winds can be a real bitch.
Be a shame if he didn’t have enough gas–AGAIN.
The judge’s assessment of this fucking moron’s legal skills are spot on.
Any further suit he attempts should be countered with a copy of this Judge’s decision.
You can tell he really just wanted to tell Birdbath to quit taking up time with his bullshit, but he legally has to let fucknuts use the system to flap his cock holster.
“cock holster”.
Semen Sampler.
Bernath = Turd.
Man Pleaser
Toe-tapping booger-eating bedwetter!!
As I mentioned on another comment yesterday, it appears that some of these SV frauds are mentally imbalanced and therefore should be considered risky business. From everything I’ve read here over several months from Bernath, I don’t think the guy is firing on all cylinders, which in his case is probably four at the most.
What bothers me is that a judge, having read through 160 pages of Bernath’s inanities, would not issue a ruling barring further litigation from an obvious crackpot who is abusing the legal system purely for purposes of harassing people who have legitimately exposed his fraudulent activities.
What in hell is that judge thinking that he would let Bernath continue to file bogus litigation in his and other courts, with the judge’s only admonition to Bernath is to shorten it up?
WTF??? Any lawyers here to offer an opinion?
Poetrooper,
I’m by no means a lawyer, but the Judge ( or any Judge) can not stop a citizen from filing a Law Suit.
Its basically a right of free speech. If a citizen cant muddle through the system, he can indeed make a pro se ass out of himself in our system.
The judge did indeed place some limits on what Birdbath can do in His court.
Birdbath has a Law License in a place he has not practiced in for decades, and its probably been a rubber stamp issue with the Ca Bar. He turns in any continuing education hours, pays a fee and they renew it, since his asshattery doesnt take place in Ca it isnt taken into consideration.
There are two things rhat will prevent this asshole from continuing beig a fuckstain. If he was to suffer a horrible accident or have a health condition that really disabled him or be mentally incompetent.
Here ya go, TSO:
Too funny!!!!! Bernath steps on his dick and then the judge slaps it for him!! How you gonna get that catheter into a flat dick, Bernath you cum guzzling shit for brains. Have I said that you were a crappy lawer? Hell, you aren’t even that good. You just plain suck goat balls.
I stand by my earlier comment that these guys are nuts; they keep doing the same things over and over expecting different outcomes each time.
“As I told you 4 months ago, I already got what I wanted”. What exactly was that by the way Birdbrain? A Big Mac and fries before 1030?
The tanks are on “E” and Bernath is about to show us why he earned the callsign of “Crash.”
Interesting that he demanded that documents be produced on September 30, 2014 at his known home address in Oregon. That would appear to contradict any claim that he’s trying to make that he’s a Florida resident.
Noticed that too, didja?
Yeah … We did not notice that either.
His demnads were met with, “you can have it when flaming French monkeys sipping green tea and playing trumpets fly out of our asses”.
Jonn and I had a lengthy debate and discussion last night with our lawyer (who has a bar number) it lasted like 3 seconds and the answer was, “NO”.
We said … “Court order and or warrant will do” … A demand from him is not enough.
Note: The above did not actually happen. It is a fig nueton of my imagination.
You got what you wanted, eh, Bernath?
Exactly what is it that you wanted? Attention? Derision? Ridicule? A few more judgments against you? Internet notoriety? Public humiliation?
Well, ya got all that, and a whole lot more. Me, I’m sticking around just to see what kind of shit you get splattered on you next–and given your track record thus far, it’s likely to be of your own making.
Shovel. Hole. Stop digging. Shit like that.
Oh, let him keep digging, NHSparky.
Like that dumb dog in ‘Garfield’ who doesn’t know there’s no bone in that hole he’s excavating, eventually, he’ll bury himself.
In fact, I’d guess if he tries filing this again, he might be held in contempt of a court order, because he can’t stop cranking out reams and reams of paper printed with pointless paranoid perambulations.
Found a little bit of Bernathian
historycomedy. Posting it here because I am so “frusted”.http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816&cpage=3#comment-1096353
Sorry but I’m a seasoned citizen and may not have time to wade through all this legal mumbo jumbo. Can I/we get a bullet Cliff notes on what happened and the prognostication for the future with the esteemed Mr Bernath?
I gather that Bernasty got his pee pee whacked?
Pee pee whacked, confirmed. He’s a moron, confirmed.
Cliff Notes on Birdbath,
He claims he was made an honorary CPO and photshopped his head on someone elses picture and put it up.
He was called out on it and went apeshit. After several months and hundreads of posts ( both his and ours) he tried to sue dozens of people for supposedly threatening and defaming him, all the while fabricating “evidence” and threatening people.
He cobbled together 180 pages of bullshit trying to sue scores of people and severalorganizations, including The American Legion, A prep School, a plumbing company, The Social Security Administration, and NASA,,, thats right fucking NASA.
As you can see the judge considers him a fucking Moron and was pissed off at having to muddle through his stupidity.
Thanks Dog. That helps.
I’ve never been called ‘particularly odious’ before. I kind of resent being categorized that way. I do bathe regularly, you know, so I don’t see how I could possibly be ‘odious’.
I don’t even know what that odious thingy means. Theresa read mail.
Done and answered, Master Chief.
Well I suppose if I’m to be “odious”, at least I have great company 😈
odious means extremely unpleasant or repulsive.
Example
The thought of Bernath is odious.
I think you can omit the first three words of that explanation, Enigma4you.
IMO the TAH Hymnal, page 12, applies.
To all:
No man in the wrong can stand up
to a fellow thats in the right
and keeps on a-coming
Captain Bill McDonald,1852-1918
Texas Ranger
I see this lawsuit thingy is working out for Bernath about as well as an airplane at altitude with an empty fuel tank.