Grammar and wealth accumulation made easy, the life story of Palmer Psul Wickre
I’m not even going to show you the traffic charts on how often Wickre, his attorney and confederates look at our website. It’s literally startling that Jonn and I haven’t been called in for some financial accounting for living rent free in what passes for their heads. It reminds me of a scene from Private Parts:
Anyway, today I wanted to discuss part 34,456 in our ongoing series of love letters that Psul sends us, as well as discuss his wealth accumulation tactic.
Your litle [little] band of unemployed [,] broke [,] military hasbeens [has-beens] operate in a circle jerk praticing [practicing] small suyad [unknown, perhaps squad] tactics by attackibg [attacking] stragers [strangers].
A strong start! Right up front we have antagonists in “unemployed, broke, military has-beens” and some action attacking strangers. Of course, the fact that he keeps trying to have me fired ruins the whole “unemployed” thing. And his lawyer is constantly lamenting violations of the “Posse Comitatus Act” [incorrectly I need not add] so the “has-been” part isn’t accurate. But my favorite part is us “attackibg stragers”. You’ll recall of course, that Palmer Psul the Viking came here to our blog, accused us of being worse than Nazis and then threatened to kill us. Also, there’s the fact we hadn’t written to him or about him in months, but he was sending emails, trying to leave comments, and visiting upwards of 100 times a month. Stragers indeed!
You are all sociopaths and broke [,] not worht [worth] suing [some transition needed, perhaps “with”] networths [net worth] with less than $50k in the house and $30 in your 401k.
….says the man constantly threatening legal action. Who seven years ago declared bankruptcy, see below for more. Also, stop peaking in my windows to get a view of my naked 401k.
We cant [can’t] even hunt you as trophy materials. None of you live on the coasts you live in the cheap inlands as they is what you can afford.
A hunting metaphor? Are you sure that’s such a good idea with your criminal past? Who is this “we” that is your potential hunting partner? And just what the hell is a “cheap inland”?
no [No] wonder you are angry all the time, wiht [with] what life gave you I would assult [assault] strangers to, as therapy [.]
Young punk Horses Ass’s [horses’ asses] [.]
Who’s angry? I’m a happy little bunny dancing in a field of lettuce. Alas, a dancing bunny is also twice as literate as Palmer Psul Wickre.
But, maybe he’s right. Maybe in the deep recess of my mind I’m just jealous. I mean, let’s look at his bio:
Palmer “Paul” Wickre, CEO & acting VP of sales has a storied past in startups, turnarounds, launches and public IPO’s. A graduate of Catholic University with a BSEE, an MBA from the University of Pittsburgh and a MS Law in Federal Contracting is his pedigree. Paul launched his career with IBM whereby he led the team that created the entire back office for MCI Communications, entitling the deregulation of US Carriers a $36B business at the time, He went on to US Sprint, and was the founder of the FTS 2000 effort, leading to competition in the Federal deregulated Telecommunication market, removing the AT&T Monopoly. During his tenure, US Sprint went from $17 to over $60, He has worked with a dozen startups consulting, on the way to IPO, successfully.
And this from his Linked In which supplies us with some dates:
VP DHS Sales & Business Development, NCS Corp, January 2007 – December 2009 (3 years) Reston, VA
VP Federal Business Development, FirsTech, January 2003 – December 2006 (4 years) Washington DC
VP Sales and Marketing, Frame Relay Systems and Technology, Inc. , January 1997 – January 2003 (6 years 1 month) Washington DC
VP Sales & Marketing, HyperCom Network Systems, December 1992 – January 1997 (4 years 2 months) Phoenix, AZ
Director Federal Sales, Avanti, Inc., January 1987 – December 1992 (6 years) Bethesda, MD
Director Federal Systems Marketing, Sprint, January 1981 – January 1987 (6 years 1 month) Reston, VA
Telecommunications Industry Consultant, IBM, January 1979 – January 1981 (2 years 1 month) Washington, DC
Holy shit! He must have been so fabulously wealthy by 2007 that he retired to Antigua, and we didn’t know it!
Oh no, that’s right, he filed for bankruptcy in October of 2007. (Note that his LinkedIn says he was employed by NCS Corp at the same time he was filing for Bankruptcy claiming no income.)
But how did a supreme genius of marketing and business end up bankrupt? May have something to do with his budgeting skills:
$500 for electricity and heating? $825 for food? The dude didn’t have a job, couldn’t he spend the time knitting a sweater and maybe preparing his own food, or hunting it down?
And who did he borrow this money from that he can’t ever pay back? Well, you know, banks, many banks, oh, and family members:
Raise your hand if you’ve defaulted on $50,000 of personal loans from your family? No one? Come on. Huh. Well, maybe because you’re all living in the cheap inlands.
Well, he’ll always have his Jags. And his $35 wedding ring, his $1 ties and his $5 suits.
I often think about how men are from Mars, and the stolen valor morons are from Uranus; and more so about what defines each group. Obviously honor is at the top of that list for us. I saw this quote of Teddy Roosevelt today that seemed to sum up our thoughts succinctly:
We do not admire the man of timid peace. We admire the man who embodies victorious effort; the man who never wrongs his neighbor, who is prompt to help a friend, but who has those virile qualities necessary to win in the stern strife of actual life. It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.
And our antagonists are best viewed in this video:
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
“You couldn’t make this sh!t up.”
Seems I’ve been using that phrase a lot lately, particularly about this “Saga of Teh Stoopid”.
Thank you for that on a dreary day in Washington, DC… which, I might add, is a location that Paul Wickre may wish to consider moving away from as the cost of living may be a wee bit too high for him.
I laughed out loud picturing him wearing those $5 ties and cheap suits you buy on the street corner! He had three hats worth $1.50! I’m still laughing!
Is it nasty out? I’ve been stuck in a basement at the office all day, so I don’t have windows.
Nice in the Northeast….about 65 and clear blue sky as far as the eye can see…nice night for carnival food at the Big E in West Springfield Mass…
Were it not for the crowds. 150,000 there last Sunday. Screw that.
During the week there’s not even half that after 5 when I go pretty much every night after refereeing…
Well, I meant DC, but it does sound awfully nice up there! 🙂
Paul Giamatti as “Pig Vomit.”
It fits, bro. It really fits. The sputtering, the bile, the dull eyes, rambling blather, empty threats…
You nailed that one.
Oh, and anyone who would basically steal from their own family is lower than the worm under the rock that the whale shit sits on.
Oh, and Psulie-boi? $100 of DullASS’ money says I live closer to the coast than you do, motherfucker. Your lawyer can confirm that.
Come get some, bitch.
Me too. I live about 1/4 or so from the river, and about 10 miles from the Atlantic.
Nice home on a ledge. Never missed a payment. Same with all my other bills. They get paid BEFORE anything else. Clothing & food come from whatever is left over.
I understand that there are some legitimate reasons/situations for someone to use the Bankruptcy courts. I don’t believe that Wickre’s experiences are one of them. I mean, if you are that frikkin’ far in debt, then sell the house. Sell 2 of those Jaguars, for f@ck’s sake. Move into an apartment if you have to, or buy a frikkin’ trailer and live in that while you recover.
How anyone was gullible enough to hire Wickre for anything short of building maintenance needs is beyond me.
Given the way he maintains everything else in his life, I doubt Wickre could even keep a pile of rocks maintained!
Did you say “pile of rocks” or “pile of cocks”?
My screen needs cleaning.
He seems like the type who could dive into a swimming pool of tits and come up with a mouthful of cocks!
“Also, stop peaking in my windows to get a view of my naked 401k.”
“peeking” … juuuuuuust sayin’
🙂
You, obviously, have never seen his naked 401k… 😉
I don’t think I want to see anything naked of his, 401k included.
lol
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and then shit out a more coherent paragraph than this guy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Almost snorted coffee out my nose.
$825 for TWO people, back in 2007. I can feed FIVE for less than that now.
And I love how his homeowners taxes, insurance, car payments, etc., aren’t on that list, meaning his REAL outlays are probably closer to the $7500-8000 range, on what looks to be (after taxes) on at most a $60k income.
I remember when I made $60k. It was 1998, and I went by “Petty Officer” Sparky then.
I have a family of 5 to support and I wish I had 825.00 for just food alone.
Hell, some weeks we get by on 40.00 for food.
Maybe that $825.00 includes his monthly consumption of T-bird, MD20/20 and Boone’s Farm?
I saved a lot of psulie-o the uncoolie-o’s stuff when he was hammering TAH in earlier threads. They were in his very own versions of other languages and it took me FOREVER to translate them because they were as incoherent as he is. But the product is the reflection of the producer, right?
They’re also goo for an early morning laugh, and I do mean ‘goo’, not ‘good’.
Here is some of plamre’s bad, bad German:
‘jedes von Ihren gemacht um Ohren Weschel einzulosen’ – one of his more eloquent bits of gibberish, translates as ‘each of your ears change made to redeem’
And this one: ‘Sie ./n/nFrurcht ist jezt ihr zweiter VoRName’ which translated as more gibberish: ‘You./n/nFrurcht is now your middle name/’
See, he can’t find the punctuation keys in the dark, so he hits anything his pudgy fingers can find.
Since he’s most likely reading this, I’ll put it my way: Bạn đang ngu ngốc và bạn có một dương vật nhỏ.
Have a nice day.
Cheap inlands? Nicer houses than his around here, but then, the value of real estate is directly proportional to its distance from a political or financial capitol.
Oh those days where fun, sigh him and his fancy lineage lol
Oh those good old days, with him and his fancy lineage/language lol, this guy really should have been locked up in a mental ward a long time ago.
He was in a mental ward. He got loose.
Ex-PH2…I remember when I first touched down in TAH land almost three years ago. I was still trying to assess the sum and substance of the blog. There was a Wickre thread going hot and heavy and I could NOT understand his wording or glean an meaning from it. I was still trying to sort the good guys from the bad guys and it was quickly made obvious. But you were the one who came to my rescue when I finally posted, asking what this clowns story was. You referenced me to past threads and “explained” in English, what he was driving at and his background. I will always remember you and thank you for that.
He be real ed u ma cated. I’m guessin’ he been to higher special ed schoolin’.
“Storied past” is the only true statement on his bio page. He’s fixing to have a “storied” future as well.
Wish he’d come to Texas.
And just to be clear:
I. Do. Not. Like. This. Man.
NBC, you execute his kind in Texas.
I HAVE to agree with those who say he’ll very likely never leave the County he lives in, he might have enough brain to figure that he can’t manipulate the legal system elsewhere like he does in his part of MD!
Damn, two mornings in a row! If you guys don’t have something delicious to post at 0800 tomorrow, let my withdrawal symptoms be on your head.
Did you guys see that one of his Jags he shared with Mommy? And 1000 books(?)…I think someone’s compensating…
1000 books? Kinda sounds like hoarding to me!!
He has to use something to keep those Jags up off the ground.
A layer of paper also soaks up leaking fluids very nicely (oil, trans. fluid, antifreeze).
I am a collector of fine literature. Primarily science fiction, but I have quite the comic trade paperback set. However, I only have about 200 and I’ve been collecting for close to 30 years (my grandpa got me by first books).
Credit where credit is due- I’m sure it can be hard to type when the cheep hootch makes Psul see three keyboard instead of one.
“I see three of him!”
“Hit the one in the middle!”
“Yeah, hit the one in the middle!”
Yes, he could have become a millionaire with grammar like that…
What a buffoon. Everyone knows he’s full of hot air, but he keeps blowing and blowing.
The sooner he’s a limp, tired, empty balloon, the better. There are other, more important, nuts to deal with than Wickre and the Three Dumbasskateers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Warriors come from Mars while SV types and their defenders come from Uranus!!
Is there a fine for being double parked in your own mind?
Wonder what kind of music he’s blaring when he’s riding around DC flossin’ his 25+ yr old Jag in a cheap suit and .50 cent hat?? Did it list his cassette collection net worth? That’s all those hoops are gonna play.
So he was using “advanced distribution statistics, derived stochastics and probabilty theory” to trade S&P Futures with his Series 7 license, which resulted in bankruptcy.
Then he identified a Black Swan Event, retroactively.
And we are the idiots. Do I have that right?
Holy Sweet Mother of our most Blessed Holy Jesus Christ!
Bless his little soul …
Oh forgot … He does not have one …
Nevermind!
He has one somewhere. I think it is in a doll that his wife keeps in her purse, next to his penis (the keychain)
Wickre’s mind is as empty as my fuel tanks. Regardless of how many degrees he claims, Psul of the Ballsack is still a window licker.
Get well soon.
“You’ll recall of course, that Palmer Psul the Viking came here to our blog, accused us of being worse than Nazis and then threatened to kill us.”
And then, later, substantiated many of our assertions about Phildo Monkress and All Points Logistics in his detailed court filing.
Contemplating recursion always makes my head hurt.
Did you notice he left All-Points Logistics off of his “resume”?
But GDContractor, recursion lets you do stuff like this:
long f (int n){if (n == 0) return 1; else return(n * f(n-1));}
(smile)
I have no idea what that means … Because I am poor and a “white ni##er”.
I own a Jaguar! Does that mean I have to become an illiterate self grandizing asshole with “Little penis” syndrome?
That is a 1987 Jag … shitty year, so it makes it a junker!
And he filed bankruptcy, so he lost the Brit mechanic in the trunk.
Hey now be nice to the Ford err I mean Jag…besides, who doesn’t want a brit mechanic in their trunk when you break down?
$300 for phone service? Did it come with blow jobs?
I don’t pay that now for two iPhones and an Android with unlimited data on all three lines….
When your mortgage is almost 3k and you only net $1,000 more than your mortgage it’s a recipe for disaster. You don’t actually need the business school MBA to understand that, it’s simple fucking math. Sell your house and move where you can afford to live, it sucks to find yourself in that position but it happens to a lot of people as a result of divorce or loss of job and lack of other opportunities. I had a beautiful 4 bedroom 2 bath two story dutch colonial on an acre of property 100 yards off the beach near a lake in Western Mass….my ex-wife got that house…I’ve long since figured out how to get another home in my budget that has a pool, hot tub, garage with workshop and a large master bedroom that opens to the patio where the hot tub is located…this newer house isn’t as large as the old house, but my kids are in their 30s now and I don’t need all that space anymore.
I’m an idiot and I can figure this stuff out, someone who claims to be superior breeding stock with all the wealth of the world should have no problem understanding basic financial mathematics.
Too funny, just one of my kilts is worth more than his entire claimed wardrobe and jewelry collection, yet we’re the poor ones? Lol.
I feel bad for this loon … we need to buy him a proper watch and some cotton tee shirts … in addition I noticed he did not have an umbrella.
What a douche!
I don’t own an umbrella either. But given my occupation, having one would be more than a bit dangerous. I do, however, have some pretty awesome arc-rated rain gear that is worth a LOT more than any umbrella Psulie-boi can afford.
Key word there is “claims.” Seems that is all that Wickless is capable of.
Good God in heaven, you should post a picture of the binder of emails….that’s really sad an pathetic, and just goes to show that what makes someone steal valor has other, more serious, mental problems.
That’s what is completely high-larious about it, honey… he isn’t the valor thief!!!
Actually, in his first one or two sockpuppet posts in a Monkress thread, he claimed to be ex-military.
Hey Psul; if the commenters of TAH band together to donate money to buy you some clothes that can be worn without fear of public ridicule and a real wedding ring, will you stop this? That must be where all your anger comes from, after all.
Hold the phone, lil bro. You meant to say, so he can go to Good Will or the Salvation Army to buy “new” clothes and maybe shoes. Right? From the looks of things, he’d be hard pressed to afford anything off the shelves or hangers at WalMart.
I wrote this during one of my more poetic periods two years ago. While I do not claim to be Yeats or e.e.cummings, I think I did okay.
At Wickre’s Well of Hate
A Poem of a Battle That Did Not Take Place
by Ex-PH2 ©® 2012
— And he STEPPED on his own balls!
* * * *
Oh, here’s to paul wicker
We all know it’s true
That liquor is quicker
To drive you to spew
He leaves behind messages
He’s written when high
As dumb as old Bluto
When he threatened Popeye
We all think he’s crazy.
‘Batshit’ is the term.
He also obsesses
On making us squirm.
His efforts to beat down
Our high, wide brick wall
Have resulted in nothing
But hearing him squall.
He’s tried for a while now
To terrorize vets,
But we’ve all looked at him
As a fat, aging pet.
Now he wants a battle.
I’m sure he can’t wait,
To start with a sortie
At the old Well of Hate.
We know that it’s his Well.
We don’t really care.
We just wish he’d piss off
Along with his flair.
He has a long history
Of being an ass.
Despite his upbringing,
He’s still lower-class.
And if confrontation
Is all he can do,
Then bring on the battle!
It’s quarter to two.
He’ll never get past us.
We won’t give an inch.
We’ve won other battles.
We’re fierce in the clinch.
Oh, bring it on, wicker!
You blustering fool!
You’ll never get past us,
You fat, aging mule!
We’re all here to stay
And we’ll drive you away.
So you might as well stop
So your brain cells don’t pop.
Oh, here’s to paul wicker.
We all know him well.
He comes back like bad news,
Sounding a knell
For his long, wasted life
And his bad, foolish choice.
Send him back to the Wild
Where we can’t hear his voice!
Is it better to give the polite poetry clap or the jive bar finger snap to show my appreciation?
Whatever makes you happy, Flag.
Be sure to tip the waitress on the way out.
Ex-PH2…Well done! Darned well done! Here-Here.
Bravo! Bravo!
*extends a hand holding flowers towards Ex-PH2.
No homeowners insurance, so it must be rent instead of a mortgage he claims. Why would he pay $300/month for repairs/maintenance on a home he doesn’t own? Interesting. And $300/month for telephone? Ya gotta be kidding.
Oh, and Psul/Psalmr/whatever, a net worth of $1mil isn’t much for someone your age no matter where you live, but especially in the environs of DC. A family trust doesn’t count in your net worth. And you really should use the same figures you used for your bankruptcy. Oh, you want to claim that the jags have appreciated in value? Sure they have.
Silly man-child. You apparently count your DNA as having value. It doesn’t.
Now, OWB – everyone has value.
In some cases, their only real value is as a cautionary example for others. But that’s still value.
My 95 F250 Power Stroke is worth as much if not more than his Jag’s are together. Ha ha!
His DNA does have value. Scientists are always trying to pay for proof of a missing link.
I wonder how his spouse feels knowing he only values his wedding ring at $25?
Assuming it’s actually gold, I’m also guessing the bullion value was a bit more than that anyway. I’d be surprised if the wedding ring of a guy his size didn’t have a wedding ring weighing 4-6 grams, min. Even if 10k gold (common for men’s jewelry), that’s between 1.6 and 2.5 grams of gold.
Gold was around $750/oz in Oct 2007. That works out to around $23 or so a gram – or a bullion value of considerably more than $25.
Makes you wonder if it turns his finger green if he wears it for too long.
Hondo~
You are confused sir. His wedding yoke wasn’t made of gold, it was made from a reconfigured Douchedubloon. Not to be confused with Duchebucks.
For a while there, Douchedubloons traded at a considerable premium vs. Twatdollars and Douchebucks. But with the most excellent guidance of Psul Psalmer Wickre, the trade gap flooded the market with Douchedubloons, so it now lags considerably behind the strong Twatdollar and Douchebucks.
I am sure though with help from his esteemed companions, Bumblebrain Bernath and the Flying Clown Wittenfloppit, the rest will tank as well.
Do you think he ever wonders what the red squiggly line under the words mean? Or perhaps what the button with the ABC and/or a checkmark, does?
I don’t know how the hell you’re even able to decipher the unintelligible dog shit that Psul the Dickless sends. This guy claims to be a college graduate? My 6-year-old niece has a better grasp of the written English language!
TSO, thanks for that comic gold. In 2007 I was just a major at Ft. Leavenworth, not a corporate vice president inside the beltway with an MBA from Pitt. Despite my apparent lack of education, social status, and Nordic DNA, I was taking home twice what Psul was, owned a home, drove a German car, wore a Swiss watch, and still managed not to file for bankruptcy. Essentially, Psul, I am everything that you despise and, by your own measurements of success, I’m still far better than you. Oh, and my BSEE is from a school that people in the engineering community have actually heard of and respect.
Yeah, I kind of did a double take when I read that part about Psul having an Electrical Engineering degree. That fucker is so stupid, he would electrocute himself changing a watch battery.
*badda boom*!
Paul Kevin Wickre, the retarded inbred chimp, doesn’t realize that some of us are still connected to the military, either as retirees, reservists, or still on active duty. Hardly folks that’d be “hasbeens”.
Those who are veterans with no other connection to the military are succeeding in other areas.
No, we’re not broke, we just love to hammer idiots like Paul Kevin Wickre, the retarded inbred chimp, who has nothing in his brains but toy monkey banging its cymbals together.
He’s so slow that after thousands of emails and posts, he’s now realizing that we tend to work together to coordinate our fires to hammer rocks with lips like him. Stranger? After said thousands of correspondences, you hardly qualify as a stranger, you’re more of a troll.
The only sociopath that we have in this equation is you, Paul Kevin Wickre, the inbred chip with nothing in your head but a toy monkey banging its cymbals together.
If you weren’t considering a lawsuit against this community, you wouldn’t have retained an attorney, either fake (Daniel Alan Bernath who never was a CPO in any capacity) or real.
If I don’t live on the coast, what the hell was that wave noise that we heard at the firing range that was adjacent to the Atlantic Ocean, separated only by a berm? Speaking of which, we drove by the Atlantic Ocean in our humvees. I guess you’d call that a “creek”.
Angry? Nope, we take sadistic pleasure in hammering folks like Paul Kevin Wickre, the retarded inbred chip with nothing in his head but a toy monkey banging its cymbals.
You, Paul Kevin Wickre, the retarded inbred chip with nothing in your head but a toy monkey banging its cymbals, ARE the very things that you accuse this group of posters of being.
You, Dennis Howard Chevalier, and Daniel Alan Bernath (never a CPO in any capacity), must be related… closely related…
The one thing about ‘has beens’ is that they once were. Some folks never accomplish anything at all in life worthwhile. And speaking of Witless, I am embarrassed for the guy. I really am.
I find it very interesting that he calls us angry. I don’t know about any of you, but I’m not angry at all. Right now, I’m somewhere near amusement and pity concerning the Palming Wick-Licker.
The majority of us are veterans. We have seen things that truly made us angry at one point or another. Now, most of us don’t want to get angry. We know that anger retards the thought process just as much as it amplifies physical reaction and strength.
I took martial arts to help me deal with my anger issues. It has worked. The only time it failed me, I ended up breaking a rope-wrapped 4×4 that I used as a target dummy for stick fighting and unarmed hand-strengthening. However, it took asshattery far in excess of what Mr. Wicker can do sober to get me to that point.
So, at least with me, I do not believe that Palmy really wants to see any of us actually angry. It would not be a good career move for us nor would it be good for him in the physical category.
Has-beens, huh? Well, ok then. I have been fortunate that I didn’t peak in high school like so many others that I grew up with did. I’m in my 40’s, still doing cool shit and I’m just getting warmed up. I have a lot to look forward to career-wise, military, and with my family. Seriously, Palmer (or whatever the fuck you’re calling yourself this week) get a life and find something constructive to do instead of embarrassing yourself and sounding like the town drunk who brags about how he struck out the side in the high school championship baseball game (30 years ago).
OH, I completely forgot about the has-been stuff he spouts. He has nothing at all going on in his life, so all these lame attempts to belittle people who may not be famous, but who are rock-solid in their lives, have failed.
Pickwicker peckerwood still has not learned the difference between what he is (a never was) and what others are, such as retired (moi-meme, et al.) after many years of satisfying work. And we now keep ourselves busy with stuff we planned to do when we chose to retire, which is what I do now.
I also cook.
Of course Psul doesn’t want anyone to know this, but his real occupation is as a Promotional Model for the Jerry Springer show.
Just thought you should know….
Oh and I cook too 😈
Does he backflips?
For dinner: Lasagna (made from scratch), crudites (or antipasta), artisan cheese with basil/garlic and tomato marinara blended in , 5-grain Sicilian paind de boule, and a nice glass of a 2010 French sauvignon blanc I’ve been keeping in the fridge for a few weeks. Dessert is Vermont super-sharp white cheddar and green seedless grapes. (Cost to construct: about $6.75)
Now he claims to have a BSEE?
I think I learned more in BE&E than this clown knows. If confused, ask any old time Navy folks what that is. To be fair, I did do all 34 modules.
I’d love to ask him the difference between capacitive and inductive reactance and how each affects the relationship between current, voltage, and power factor, but his head might explode.
Wait, if it did…okay Psulie-boi, have at it!
The BSEE is from The Catholic University of America. I’ve been a degreed engineer for almost 20 years and worked with engineers from across the spectrum, and never met one from The Catholic University of America. But, I only worked for lowly companies like Lockheed Martin and some dot coms in the Boston area staffed by a lot of MIT and WPI grads. I’m sure that, in your line of work, you deal with engineers all the time. Ask and see who has a CU degree.
Ranks #174 out of approximately 350+ colleges that offer a BS in EE. Not quite up there in the rankings.
He also consistently confuses “to” and “too.”
In other words, he’s an illiterate, alcoholic baboon.
OK … so I reviewed his Declaration and Clothing Allowance above and I noticed there is no line item for socks. So we should get him socks too.
I know what you are thinking … that is covered in the $100.00 for Other Apparels.
Well I think not, as Plamre will spend every red cent of that $100.00 on panties and bras.
There’s no telling what he’s allegedly spent on spandex apparel, he apparently buys enough T-bird and MD20/20 to get a Christmas card every year from them and Boone’s Farm!
Just a heads up, last 4 of the SSN is considered PII these days…
I didn’t know that, but I went back and edited it. The source was from PACER, so not sure why they had it in there.
He only has a little over a year to go to where he can file chapter 7 bankruptcy again. He will have to pass a means test with the new laws but that shouldn’t be hard since he is an economically disadvantaged woman
Anyone else find it funny this guy went to Catholic University? I mean given his rants about his protestant lawyers, or his strange fascination with Viking blood. Such a confused small man.
Oh yeah Wickre and his fabled Norwegian Ancestory. The closest thing in his family to a Viking was his GG Grandfather Wickre Who immigrated in the late 1800s.
That son of a bitch went to North Dakota, moved in with relatives then got caught ripping off the relief fund because he was supposedly so poor he had to rent a house somewhere.
Welfare fraud, that is Psul ( of the ballsack)’s legacy.
Who’s calling who broke? Jeebus, Psaulie, the paint job on my 1967 Iso Grifo cost more that the value of ALL your sad little Jags put together. And that poorly maintained squat-and-gobble you call a mansion? Wasn’t there any money in the trust fund to have the gutters cleaned every other year or did you blow that on the porta-shed to protect your “fleet” of 4th tier Jags.
It’s amusing that a never-was is calling his betters has-beens. I predict, with a high degree of certainty, that you and Law Enforcement are going to have occasion for extended dialogue, with an outcome that will reacquaint you with a judge, possibly a jury (oh how I pray for a jury trial) and almost certainly a government provided change of clothes. If you’re lucky, they’ll put you on road detail, where you can earn some TOFGB. Pfffft, who am I kidding, you’ll be just as big as asshole is the slammer as you are on the street. But you won’t be a loudmouth bully, that’s for sure. Besides, I don’t think you can get TOFGB on a federal rap.
Keep those cards and letters coming!
I know this will be a shocker to all of you here, but this:
“During his tenure, US Sprint went from $17 to over $60,”
is wrong.
Given his “tenure” at Sprint:
“Director Federal Systems Marketing, Sprint, January 1981 – January 1987 (6 years 1 month) Reston, VA”
You can look up historical stock prices:
https://finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=S&a=00&b=1&c=1981&d=00&e=31&f=1987&g=m&search_plus_one=form
So, where’s the “over $60” stock price he’s talking about? You can break that down to a daily view if you want, but it’s highly unlikely an old telecom stock is going to make a move like he’s describing.
The only thing about him that moves are his bowels.
I don’t like this man.
I’m still waiting for him to explain how he tells his customers about his several months as a guest of the state of Maryland, particularly after several motions, delays, and appeals. And after all that, he basically gets told, “Fuck off, no more delays, do your fucking time.”
I’ve gone over some of the old emails, etc. Wickre must give great head, because in a just world he’d be Bubba’s bitch in Jessup.
No matter, at the rate he’s going, he’ll be there soon enough.
What makes this so very (not) fascinating is that the majority of people who comment on TAH threads have not bent a thought toward pickwicker peckerwood for far longer than a year.
I know I haven’t.
He, on the other hand, has found it necessary for reasons known only to himself to continue to harrass and hound TAH to a nonsensical degree. If he put that much effort into real work in the real world, he might actually amount to something. Instead, he wastes an enormous amount of energy and time generating enough anger and paranoia on his side of the curtain wall to make any normal person wonder just what he is up to.
That Wickre family trust? My educated guess is that he gets a portion of the income from it, but won’t have one cent of the principle unless he produces an heir. It’s far more likely that his sister would do that.
Be that as it may, I think all that bitter crap he spews has more to do with trying to goad TAHers into threatening his bloated ass with physical harm than anything else, because he isn’t getting paid by Phildo any more, is he?
And if he’s so stinking rich he can rub the world’s nose in it, why is he living in a ticky tacky brick bungalow that needs work and doesn’t even have a garage for his non-existent fleet of cheapass Jaguars? I think the only income he has is his wife’s and if she ditches him, he’s toast.
If he’s been ignored for far more than a year, and no one has really spent even two seconds thinking about him (I know I haven’t), what is his real complaint? No one has threatened him, no one has said anything truly hasty about him, and no one really gives a flying fart in space what the hell he does, so what is he bitching about?
Lack of attention, that’s what.
Just my educated opinion, based on having seen this kind of thing before.
He misses the attention. His narcissism is fed by attention, whether positive or negative. When he showed up here, we usually whipped him like a bad puppy. However, in his mind, he felt that he was winning. We were feeding his delusions with our responses.
When he was blocked, he needed to continue the rhetoric so that he had an outlet for his narcissism. That would probably be when he ramped up the threats in the emails.
It’s sad, really. He needs help, but he will never get it because of his delusion. He sees himself as being perfectly normal, no matter what the outside world tells him.
My assessment is shorter than that, Ex-PH2.
Some people are just a-holes. And a fair number that are actually like being a-holes.
Oh, you’re all correct.
Some people are born with assholes, and are born AS assholes.
AS TO those born AS assholes, the more attention they get, the more they complain about it, but when it goes away, they complain even louder. They’d complain if they were hung with a brand new rope.
N.B.: No ropes were damaged, injured, frayed or otherwise marred when used in this comment or others.
But pickwicker peckerwood — well, he’s like that unpleasant sensation that happens when a fart bubble gets stuck in your shorts, and you can’t get it loose.
I have collected $1.13 so far … a homeless guy actually donated.
Once you cover the tab for the socks, see if you can get him $30 so that he can get a mailbox with a door on it.
I’ll donate a Walmart bag, that he could wear.
http://www.hotghettomess.com/wp-content/uploads/walmart_bagman-1.jpg
I wish I hadn’t looked. Besides the bag, the geezer is wearing an old school USAF hat.