No, Mr. Bernath, I haven’t been convicted of perjury
As most of you know, Daniel A. Bernath filed a restraining order against me a few months ago. Of course, the judge tossed the order out, but Mr. Bernath contested the decision on the grounds that he was denied his right to face me in the courtroom because I attended the hearing by telephone. Well, while I have the right, as the defendant, to face my accuser, there is no right for the plaintiff to face the defendant.
That small point of law doesn’t hinder the lawyer who can’t join the Bar Association in his own state. He filed this motion with the court accusing me of lying about my medical condition and accusing my lawyer of perjuring himself and protecting me. Bernath posted the motion on line.
It’s odd that he accuses me of perjury while committing that offense himself. Bernath drags up old pictures of me from six and seven years ago to prove that I’m lying about my health. He makes up lies about my behavior in the White House and we see these lies repeated by phonies. Here’s the easy-to-read embedded version of his motion to reopen the restraining order hearing;
20140516 Bernath Opp Motion for Telephonic Hrg
Well, since that link of his is fully searchable, I have no recourse but to post the defense that I wrote for that particular motion. The numbers refer to the paragraph numbers in the document above;
Line-by line refutation of the opposition to the motion;
1. During my trip to Washington, I required constant assistance from the five friends who accompanied me, including Mark Seavey who will be available to testify at the hearing, also by telephone. We did go out the night of the 12th and my wheelchair was in the trunk of the cab and my friends wheeled me up to the table. I had coffee.
2. My “appearance” on the Lars Larson Show was by telephone. I made it clear to the staff of the show that I wouldn’t discuss Mr. Bernath or this impending legal action and they complied.
3.I can attach the determination of the Veterans’ Administration that I am 100% disabled, if I need to do that.
4. I have no idea who is Judge Creighton (except that she was in the news today [back in May when I wrote this letter] for domestic problems with her boyfriend). I have never appeared in front of her and to the best of my knowledge; she has never ordered me to do anything in her official capacity.I never drove by Ms. Wickre/Williams’ house, nor have I ever talked directly to her on the phone or talked to anyone in the office where she works. Since I have never been near her house, I also didn’t take any guns to her house. The restraining order from that hearing expired in April and I complied completely with it, despite the fact that her husband tormented me and my family in an attempt to get me to violate that order.
5 To 54 As I wrote previously, I have never appeared in front of Judge Creighton who, by the way is a “her” not a “him”.55 – 64. I have only recently been prescribed blood thinners (on May 5th) aside from bruising easily, because of the obvious nature of the drugs, if I’m accidentally cut, it would be very difficult to stop the bleeding.
65-68. I have no “Medical Team”, per se, I’m assuming that Mr Bernath is referring to the care that I get from my wife. She helps me to walk and stand, pushes my wheelchair, helps me to dress and bathe, and she prepares my meals. She’s also a certified nurse’s aide. I was supposed to be in DC for three days, but I cut the trip short by a day and left after the Medal of Honor ceremony.
69-86. As I stated previously, I had five friends who helped me with most of those chores while I was in DC. I have never been accused of perjury by a judge, in Montgomery County or otherwise. I’d like to see the evidence of that.
87-91. As I previously stated, the interview with the Lars Larson Show was by telephone. I’ve done radio shows across the country in that manner. Technology is an amazing thing.
92-103. I’m not sure what the point of this is, unless Mr Bernath considers himself a troll. By the way, that line from my blog was edited by Mr. Bernath, because Mark Seavey was never going to be a party to the show, so he added in Seavey’s name for some reason that escapes me at this point.
104-105. The audience of the Larson show were clicking over and asking for the story of when we busted Mr Bernath for lying about his accomplishments in the military, so I put the link in the post.
106-157. Nothing in those comments was written by me, so I don’t why he includes them in this document.
159-163. I have never encouraged anyone to harm or scare Mr. Bernath, or any other phony that we’ve busted. I challenge Mr. Bernath to find a direct threat to him or to anyone else from me.
164-168. Again, I don’t know Judge Creighton, and neither does Mr Bernath, because Judge Creighton is a “her” not a “him”. As I said, I only learned that fact today when her personal affairs surfaced as a news item.
169-176. That particular picture is from 2008 before I was afflicted with ALS. Yes, it was in Washington, DC and yes, six years ago I could ride a bicycle. In fact, in 2009, I was riding 18 miles each day and it’s one I thing that I seriously miss.
178-185. I’ve admitted that I went to an Arlington pub, seated in my wheelchair, drinking coffee, my five friends assisting me. Inside the White House at the ceremony, my friend, Matt Burden, wheeled me through the checkpoints and parked me in the audience. I took pictures, but there was no jumping up and running around, I couldn’t even stand when the President came in the room, like everyone else. But I do have telephoto lenses for my camera that might make it appear as though I was close to the action. But I did it all seated. I have five witnesses to that fact.
185-194. Yes, I drove two hours to DC and back. I’d also have to drive those same two hours to get to an airport to begin my journey to Oregon if I went there, since the closest airports to Fort Ashby are in DC.
195-196. I went to Kentucky in 2012 and to Indiana in 2010. ALS is a progressive disease and affected me less then than it does now. I was diagnosed with ALS in December 2012.
198-214. I would be happy to provide the court with documentation from the Department of Veterans’ Affairs as well as from my doctor to assuage any concerns about my medical condition.
I’ve already provided Mr. Boutin with a picture of the selfie I took with Sergeant Major of the Army Raymond Chandler and clearly, I was in my wheelchair as we took the picture.
I’ve already said that I was at the White House on May 13th, that picture was taken with four of the friends who helped me around the city that week.
Yes, I own a cell phone and a camera, I don’t know what his point might be.
As I explained, I have a telephoto lens that lets me get close to the action.
Notice, I’m sitting in a wheelchair at the White House gates.
In the pub photo, notice the coffee cup in front of me and I’m sitting in my wheelchair.
His reason for including the President’s remarks escapes me, because he wasn’t talking to me and there was no alcohol served, aside from some wine.
I didn’t take that picture of Sergeant Kyle, the president and the president’s aide. In the other pictures he included in this group that I did take, Bernath provides the copyright information, but he doesn’t in this case because I didn’t take the picture.
Bernath identifies me as one of the photographers holding a cell phone, that isn’t me. So I don’t know what he’s trying to do. Well, I do know what he’s trying to do, but clearly that isn’t me in the picture.
Yeah, I copyright my photos because people steal them. My blog is my business and a sole proprietorship for which I pay small business taxes. So yes, I was working as a journalist for myself. If it took me 9 hours to drive the 150 miles from my home to DC, I must’ve taken the long route.
Yes, I went to Gettysburg and took pictures last year. They had handicap services to drive me around. The parade that Mr Bernath claims was in 2014, was actually a Memorial Day parade in 2012 in DC and a young lady went to DC and took the pictures for me. She also wrote the post on the blog at http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30163
The parade in Richmond was in 2012 and as I said, ALS is a progressive disease.
My trip to Kentucky was also in 2012 for that ceremony. I could walk unassisted at that time.
Yes, I went to my friends’ wedding in Indianapolis nearly four years ago.
Yes, I was at the rally on September 12th, 2009 and on my bicycle. ALS is a progressive disease and I wasn’t finally diagnosed until December 2012. I think the picture that is of me and labeled “At Walter Reed” was in 2008 or thereabouts. That particular Walter Reed hospital on Georgia Avenue in DC closed in 2011.
The picture of me shaking hands with the Target employee was on October 23, 2009 when we all went to our local Target stores and thanked the HQs for donating to the troops of COP Keating. My wife took the picture.
The picture of me with the Wolf for Congress sign was a joke and was actually taken in September 2010 in the garage of a friend in Winchester, Virginia.
The picture labeled “Jonn Lilyea and I (Mark Seavey)” is actually me and Jim Hanson (from the blog Blackfive) and it was the summer of 2009.
The picture of me with the lady with the Iraq Veterans Against the War T-shirt was taken in 2008 in one of the Congressional office buildings where I reported on their testimony to Congress.
The picture of me and Mark Seavey holding drinks was at one of the last Milblog conferences in 2010. I was still walking fine then.
The picture of me with the lovely Michelle Malkin was taken at an anti-war rally in September 2007. I lived in downtown DC at the time.
From that transcript – the judge was Judge McHugh and the judge stated clearly that Mr Wickre was “crazy as June bug”. He also said in the “he said, she said” discussion that he didn’t believe me, but I didn’t have the benefit of crying in the court room and I didn’t lie about the exchange like Ms. Williams did. However, I did abide by the peace order, despite the fact that Mr Wickre called and harassed my daughter for months afterward.
Since Bernath has joined forces with Wickre and Wittgenfeld, you can see their influences in the .pdf file. It looks like Frank Visconi might join up with them since he sent me the link as proof that I’m a POS. As I’ve said before, I have never been convicted of a crime, not even a parking ticket. My only experiences in court have been with these boneheads.
The only perjury I’ve witnessed was Ms. Williams/Wickre when she told the judge that she heard me threaten to kill her family with a pickaxe and then shoot them all. Anyone who knows me, also knows that I’m incapable of making empty threats – you’ve all heard me on the phone when I’ve been confronted by criminals.
I have no reason to lie in court since I have right on my side.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
This fucking retard had time to write up 52 PAGES of this?
There are people who just beg to be mocked, ridiculed, and derided. If he ain’t on the top of the list, he’s definitely close to it.
God bless you, Jonn. What a waste of your time, energy, and blog space.
Just my two cents on legal documents.. There is no FILE date on that motion. There is no signature other than the person making the claim. I am not a lawyer, but have seen several motions. The ones in Iowa, New York, Missouri and Texas have a file date, court clerk’s signature, and outcome on them. What you have up top here is just some silly, “bet this scares you into thinking I’m a lawyer” trick. It’s bogus.
You can write all you want, until the court gets it and it’s “filed” it means nothing.
Just my two cents.
Wow. Far too much time on bumblebrain’s hands, isn’t there? What a waste of time and effort he is! And he can’t even claim OCD, can he? No, he just likes being an attention whore and a bully.
But we all know his history shows that he has been a compulsive liar himself since he was 16 and lied about his age to get into the Navy, so I’m not sure what point he’s trying to make.
Looks a lot like the big fat pot calling the kettle black to me.
This is the ONLY thing I found on the Oregon Court web site with his name.
For Admission to the Oregon State Bar. Admission denied.
http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/docs/S44863.htm
YES!!
End of statement.
How long will it be, before the legal system in Oregon gets sick of his bullshit and throws him in the jug for all this frivolous shit?
Patience, Old Trooper, patience.
Time wounds all heels.
Um … Let me attempt to answer that question.
Not much longer.
But not quick enough.
Probably sooner rather than later.
Not today, tomorrow or the next.
Certainly all in time.
But I think someone will have some splainin’ to do!
Lemme see….. He accuses you of disparaging his character, veracity and intelligence, then proceeds to prove ‘your’ point. Just where does the actionable disagreement arise?
I hope the court makes him pay your travel costs, hourly pay for your aides and for wasting the courts time.
So how exactly is this “protected person” planning to handle the charges against him from persons more protected than he is? You know, the folks he is harrassing who are older than he is, more disabled than he is, juveniles, etc.
Seems like we could get some sort of court order which would preclude his getting a dime of future earnings from any source and we could split it all among ourselves. The mini-series alone documenting his antics should be good for some big bucks. Is Hollywood still buying farcical scripts? If not today, maybe soon.
He already has a movie-short.
guffaw
Someone needs to be Section 12’d, and it isn’t Jonn…
ALL that time and effort trying to mess with others over proven Stolen Valor. What if he’d taken just a smidgen of time to refuel his plane,then he wouldn’t be the laughing stock of that aviation thread!!
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71239
Wow, talk about having bats in one’s belfry!
Looked at the NTSB database…it’s been a year and this jackwagon hasn’t filed his (MANDATORY) accident report for his not-so-excellent aviating adventure, but he’s got time to write this BS up.
He better hope the FAA doesn’t give him a 47709 ride, his attitude will ensure that he’ll have all kinds of fun if that comes to pass.
Well, maybe that last isn’t exactly correct. Because sometimes you have the fun, and sometimes the fun has you.
Poobah: I’m curious: does a 44709 checkout typically include an urinalysis if the individual has openly claimed (or implied) he/she regularly takes exceptionally strong prescription medications due to medical necessity?
Good question, because the sport pilot medical certificate is a valid state driver’s license. If he needs to be constantly medicated with heavy-duty painkillers, I don’t see how he’s legal to drive…
From the FAA website:
“Long-standing FAA regulation, § 61.53, prohibits all pilots–those who are required to hold airman medical certificates and those who are not–from exercising privileges during periods of medical deficiency. The FAA revised § 61.53 to include under this prohibition sport pilots who use a current and valid U.S. drivers license as medical qualification. The prohibition is also added under §§ 61.23 (c) (2) (iv) and 61.303 (b) (2) (4) for sport pilot operations”
Periods of medical deficiency…I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the lawer in question may have had an extended period of deficiency. Very extended.
A little black bird flew that info to FAA (without crashing).
He is sport aircraft rated (slap an engine on it and fly).
Airman medical is not required.
He self certifies his health readiness.
So essentially … Well you guys figure it out.
I suspect FAA has all the tools and references to peel the onion.
Don’t these “people” (and I use that term loosely) have better things to do? How much money do they spend on all these court filings?
Close to Nothing …
And the few dollars they do spend, as in the case of the Phony CPO … It does not up for court ordered santions.
Kinda link bad investments. Spent 50 bucks here and there and court slaps santions on your dumbass for a dumbass motion.
Meant to say “kinda like”
I think we should all agree that Bernath wins the tournament this year. Hands down. Period.
Nah, we should give him the HONORARY winner award and hold the tournament as normal.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
No, he’ll be all like he actually was made the honorary winner, and we’ll be a like, “Wait, did we actually do an honorary winner?”
And THEN we’ll be all like Yo, Bernath, how’s your bar application going?
You are correct.
We should purposely keep him out of the Tourney, much like the CPO Mess has kept him out of the Goatlocker forever.
No doubt a short period of time after the Tourney where he did not win, place or show, he will provide absolute proof that he is an Honorary winner and he will sue somebody for something.
We could announce that Wickre (the civilian) won the tournament. Then he could sue Wickre for Stolen Valor… stealing the valor that he stole to begin with!
We can sell tickets and vote on who made the most threatening phone call!
Or he can just be dropped from the SV Tourney as not qualifying for it. How? Well….
In my opinion, he is a special case. Many of the people that grace Jonn’s pages kinda win county commissioner or, if they really rock, maybe a state election. In this special case, our hero is more of a national winner — kind of a “winner for life jackass”. The sort of guy who will always be a “real winner”.
/sarc out
Maybe it can be like a PGA tour exemption. You know, sort of like how Arnold Palmer was always in the Masters even though he was nowhere close to being able to make a run for the win. Or we can make him a “Winner Emeritus” so he can carry it for life. So many possibilities out there, we just have to agree on one!
Perhaps we create a special, one-time award – the “Dumbcluckulus Maximus” medal, or something similar.
lol @ these batshit crazy losers.
What a injustice they haven’t been incarcerated for harassment and fraud.
Keep your hopes up.
Not like “Hope and Change” type hope.
I mean hope topped with all kinds of …
I love how the fucktardery runs deep with him.
Like the time Jonn was charged with disorderly conduct and every time he shows up in court they have to have extra baliffs for security. Oh, wait, that was Bernath.
Or the time I spent in the pen for FLYING while drunk and the night in jail (disorderly conduct, again) that got my mugshot plastered all over the Internet. Oh, wait, that was DullASS.
Or the regular here who has more court time in Maryland than Ray Rice? Is it TSO? no, wait, that would be Psulie-boi.
I’m starting to see a trend here, and it ain’t looking good for the douchetool brigade.
Yeah, they love that word, too. Just the mere mention of it makes Bernath smile…or froth at the mouth. Whatever.
I was expecting some high quality photo shop activity in that paper work. Fun stuff like Jonn Lilyea wrestling a Grizzly Bear armed with shovel and Cuban cigar. Or maybe running an aircraft refueling operation in a corn field. just saying!
I wonder if the local Flight Standards District Office in Portland has a file on him? Didn’t his wife assert that he required a constant dose of opiate pain medication? I believe that habitual use of any schedule I-V medications is a DO NOT ISSUE–DO NOT FLY requirement for the Aviation Medical Examiner. Failure of the pilot to disclose could lead to…ah, what the hell. I bet he never flies again.
What a maroon.
One would have thought that right after he wrecked. Didn’t seem to stop him from flying a few months ago and being so incapable of following tower instructions as to hazard everyone around and below him.
And taking off again? Yeah, I believe in justice, but damn, take that idiots toys away before he hurts someone.
Unfortunately, the Sport Pilot “medical certificate” is a valid driver’s license, and those don’t get pulled just ‘cuz you’re using Hillbilly Heroin, unfortunately.
Possibly irrelevant, Poohbah. Any Schedule I thru V drug for which an individual has an open prescription for “regular or intermittent use” puts the holder of the prescription in the “Do Not Issue” category regarding clearance by an AME for a pilot’s license.
http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/avs/offices/aam/ame/guide/pharm/dni_dnf/
The FAA may well view having such a prescription as temporarily invalidating an individual’s sport pilot medical certification – even if the state doesn’t do the same regarding their driver’s license. Dunno.
In any event, they might well be interested – especially while investigating an incident. Presuming, of course, that the individual in question does indeed have one or more such prescriptions for Schedule I thru V drugs (or others on the “Do Not Issue” list) and take them as prescribed.
The aviation community has quite a file on Bernath too. Seems he’s trying to initiate a class action lawsuit against his planes’s manufacturer since he ran out of fuel. What a tool!
Don’t be a fool check your fuel.
To late corn corn corn .
Yeah, he got chewed up on this Aviation Thread!
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71239
Makes sense. The judge dismissed his case with prejudice, so the only way he can refile it is as part of a class action suit that he is neither litigating nor instigating. So, I guess he’s encouraging others to do his work so he can get another bite at the apple. This guy seriously needs to take up a hobby (no Bernath, not aviation and not anything that involves the interwebz).
Check out the threads on sportpilottalk.com. Bernath said on there that he flies dog rescue (the thread is linked in the forum that PI posted on page two), and while he does, he puts the dog in the front seat and makes sure to duct tape its paws together so it can’t accidentally push a button or lever. Later on, he says he had a dog go crazy in the cockpit once and was prepared to slit its throat with a pocket knife to keep his plane in the air. Apparently those pain medications Birdbath takes have systematically erased any memory of the word and object “pet carrier” from his mind.
Duct taping a dog’s paws together? What kind of fucking psycho does that? This motherfucker should be in jail for animal cruelty. If somebody did something like that to one of my dogs, they’d never find his ass. Dog carrier: $75; seriously, how hard is that?
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Need a new keyboard, Chief? 🙂 Good ‘ol “Crash” needs Chubbyliar to fly him out of Oregon on a Tillamook cow while under friendly fire.
I never knew calling out SV was so dangerous. Like they say, it’s just the tip of the iceberg. God bless you, and have patience
Before Bernath took it down, one of the POA forums, I forget which, posted some awesome quotes from his resume. Apparently Bernath takes great pride in having passed the written test to become a Costco employee, passing the Michigan Driver’s test with 100%, and the fact that he cleans and replaces the coils in the back of his refrigerator on a regular basis (yes, he did put this on there).
Much like Psulie-boi, Bernath is changing his name. He now goes by Noah Gass.
Seriously, Bernath. Had you been smart, you would have told the NTSB that you forgot to duct tape the dog’s paws together, he pushed the controls, you crashed, the dog escaped and ran away.
Hey, it’s gotta work better than the truth.
(And for those confused, read the thread link and the links in that thread posted by Charlie. Talk about comedy fucking gold…)
You know, we should all have a hobby of some kind. Something that keeps us busy when we’re not at work. Something we enjoy doing and maybe shows results.
But while I think a lot of us do have hobbies, I have never before seen anyone with a hobby that makes him a public laughingstock, a buffoon, a poster child for moronic behavior and which lets eveyrone in the world know that he’s a lying asshole. This dingaling hits all those markers.
I guess it’s that thing about running into a brick wall and not knowing when to quit.
You obviously have not been watching Biden’s antics this week.
OH, I know, but I can only handle one idiot at a time.
Here’s a nice video.
http://gifsoup.com/view/1172142/running-into-a-wall.html
Here’s another flight forum with him showing the bats in his belfry off to everyone!!
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64383&highlight=lawsuit+madness
P.S., go through a few pages of that thread, and you’ll see other pilots handing him his buttocks back to him on a plastic plate!!
3 gallons of avgas? Period?
I don’t even go to the grocery store with only 3 gallons of gas in the tank!!!
What an imbecile!!!
Heehee…Well it seems the Santorum Stained Unfortunate Shaped Phallic Symbol Bernath perjured himself with this quote..
“Toasty Coastie says:
May 15, 2014 at 6:34 pm
You looked great Master Chief, Jonn (Lilyea) did too except for the Alfalfa sprig sticking up 😀
I bet he had to insert a cath real fast so he could throw his piss fit
I can already picture Bernutless fuming and shitting himself as he writes it!!
I’m probably almost completely across the Continental US from him, and I could swear I heard his head explode from MY AO!
Wish I could have been there, brother. I’m sure he is feeling a little sweat roll down his forehead knowing “the worm has turned and is now packing an uzi.”
Reply”
Only a small part of that quote was mine…not sure where the rest came from..It appears our resident Toad Snot has reading comprehension issues.
The way he carries on one would think that he put a hole in the rubber tubing of his cath and peed all over himself.. 😈
Hey TC, check out a few pages of the latest link CF posted!!
ROFLMAO Proud!
He certainly knows how to make friends doesn’t he? 😈
Yup!
This piece of filth has been updating his California Law License for close to 20 years, by simply doing whatever continuing education credits ( if any are needed) and mailing in a check.
He has been careful to not set foot in a Cali courtroom with his stupidity because he knows the same thing woud happen to him that happened in Oregon. He will denied his license to (mal) practice law under the California Bar.
Interesting you should bring up his CA law license, Just An Old Dog.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636
Maybe I’m wrong. But doesn’t one have to list one’s correct legal residence on a law license renewal application? The address CA has for him doesn’t seem to match the address at the bottom of each page of Bernath’s legal motion above. I wonder why?
I guess I’ll just keep a copy of that page. Seems like an . . . interesting bit of public record information to have on-file.
It’s even dated by the CA Bar website. (smile)
So, does that mean his legal address is a post office box? He ain’t that skinny.
Generally, you only have to list a contact address – most people give their office address. A P.O. box is fine for this purpose.
Possibly true, Susan. But why on earth would someone use a PO Box roughly 2,600 miles away from their residence for that purpose? Moreover: if that’s really his “business address”, why didn’t he use that on his legal motion linked above? If I recall correctly, that’s been listed as his address with the CA bar since early this year.
Something just ain’t adding up here. I just don’t “get it”.
Wait – you didn’t get the ‘attention whore’ bit, Hondo?
How could you miss that?
That’s a given, DT. But most such individuals don’t spend the $$$ to travel roughly 2600 miles just to rent a mailbox.
I’m simply curious as to the “why” concerning the change in address – as well as the precise “when” of the change.
He has purportedly recently moved to Florida . A lot of retirees make Florida their legal residence when they are snowbirds because there is no income tax.
If they are retired, shouldn’t they not have income?
Everything he owns is in a trust and his income is his VA check which can’t be garnished.
His Oregon Trail trust bought the house in mid April of this year. http://apps.leeclerk.org/OR/showdetails.aspx?cfn=2014000074609
As to “why”, I think warmer weather lends itself to easier cathiterization. Plus, the house has a monkey cage out back.
I hear the female gators in Florida get really hungry this time of year.
Maybe Mr. Bernath, et al, are upset that Jonn, et all, were in the White House in spite of their legal brilliance? That Jonn, et al, could pass Secret Service background checks punches huge holes in their allegations.
I’m sure that made them foam at the mouth!!
You know, I never really thought about it like that.
So I take a day off preparing for UNGA 69 and saving the world from 5,000 foreign people with diplomatic amunity and this explodes!
I am sorry I missed all of this …
I never would have expected this in a million years!
Come now, admit the truth. You are just upset that you didn’t have today as the day on the office pool.
Bernath and Wittgenfeld are prime examples that people really can get ” That Stupid ” !!
Q – How far can you get on 20 minutes of fuel?
A – Evidently all the way to the scene of the crash. (paraphrasing Ron White but it’s damned appropriate)
Seriously, this guy straight sucks. Unfortunately the FAA will probably pull his license, because if they continued to let him fly, I have no doubt that “things would work themselves out.”
If they don’t, I’m sure he’ll end up being a Darwin Award recipient, unable to sue anyone or anything!!
As Lex once commented “You can never exceed the low altitude record. You can only tie it.”
I’m inclined to view this jackwagon’s accident as an allegory of his legal career.
A small plane takes off with 20 min. of fuel left in its tanks.
There are strong head winds. How long before Newton’s Law of Gravitation is exercised?
faster than you can say, “Bernath was not, is not, and never will be a CPO, honorary or otherwise.”
ding ding ding
winner winner chicken dinner
What do Gravity and Not-CPO Bernath have in common:
They both suck.
Buys Ballot, Avagadro and Boltzmann walk into a bar. They order beers and start to debate whose law is more important to aviation.
Buys Ballot talks and talks and forgets to drink his beer.
Avagadro drinks half his beer and thinks his beer tank(ard) will last another 20 min.
Boltzmann drains his beer dry and then says Buys Ballot is full of hot air.
All three start to fight.
The bartender, Newton, hurls three apples in succession, beaming each in the head and they thud to the floor.
Newton takes Buys Ballot’s beer and raises it to toast “Ah, Gravity wins!”
As always, stay thirsty my friends.
Why would you kill everyone with a pick axe and then waste ammo on dead people? That alone would have them thrown in jail for being stupid, no former military would abuse expensive ammunition like that in these times of shortage
That’s been my defense when I tell the story.
What a collection of shitbags.
Bernath, Wickre, Visconi, Dullass….wow.
Losers.
I’m thinking, since this is the most transparent administration ever, that he should subpoena the US Secret Service for all emails, memos, notes, audio, and video recordings of the day that Jonn was at the Whitee House.
Let’s see how far he gets with that. LOL
White* House … no idea why that put a double “e” in there.
I never get tired of the great corn plane crash or Brianna Manning getting smoked pictures. Both always make me chuckle. Now, the photoshopped photo of Birdbrain’s head on another PH1’s body with a crappy gold rocker, that one pisses me off.
My fondest desire is that Birdbrain and the other shitbags get exactly what they deserve in life, and it’s caught on someone’s cellphone video.
I am having one of those days, an old injury is acting up and I am in pain. Pain make my tolerance for bullshit pretty low.
Bernath, no matter how this all turns out, you know you are a fraud and fake. You are the one that lies. You have to live with your actions.
Jonn and Master Chief, I have nothing but admiration and respect for the both of you. There are very few men that embody words such as Honor and integrity. I am proud to know both of you.
So bernath and minions Go Fuck Yourselves
Perjury, huh? Is that anything like the charge of “Purgery” that seems to exist only in Sweaden?
LT. – Did you see that Chevy had a boyfriend on that Rollerblade queen thread? It’s in the FB comments. Some idiot finally recognized Chevy for the jeaniaeus that he is! GO MESNA!
“Purgery”? I thought that’s what happened when the food (hot dog, burger, lumpa, yakitori, kebab, taco, sushi, eggroll, whatever) you got from that street vendor turned out to be a whole lot older than it appeared . . . .
Hondo, thanks for reminding me why I tended to avoid the “monkey meat” in the PI, Thailand, etc.
Not that the restaurants (such as they were) were much better, but still…
Ah, Via’s for tacos and lumpia before playing PI bar dice on the way to Victory Liner Circle. From there, jeepney to Bo. Baretto and Island Girls.
Good times, good times. See Bernath? Nobody but you spent their entire paycheck on a bennie boy!
Whoops, sorry. Not Bernath.
The name is Noah. Noah Gass.
Feel free to copy and paste that, too, ya assclown.
Not M.T. Tank?
Monkey meat? Bushmeat no good for you, GI. Looky West Africa.
A Common Core math problem:
Noah has 2 gallons of gas in his tank. Assuming a burn rate of 5 gallons per hour, and he burns 1 gallon taking off, how many message boards will he make a total fucking ass of himself on while trying to blame the duct taped dog?
The correct Common Core answer to the question is blue.
ding ding ding
winner winner chicken dinner!
Oh, boy, Frankie V, the valor-stealing bird turd is back?
Hiya, Frank. Filed any useless, invective-filled, nonsensical appeals to your smackdowns by the Federal court system lately?
The date on that ‘document’ is May, 2014. As I recall, his complained was dismissed and when he tried to contest it, he was denied.
All he has is some software which anyone can buy or rent for setting up a document that loooks legal. There is no stamp, no signature, nothing on it that says it is anything other than a load of bovine fertilizer.
Bubulum stercus est. Futue te ipsum, bumbhlebrain birdbath.
Has anyone stated anywhere that this maroon is one of the more boring – no, make that the MOST boring person on this planet? Boring, boring, boring.
Oh, I don’t know. My in-laws had this inbred dog who was about as dumb as a stump. Well, he had to be kept chained in the front yard when he was out because he would chase anyone that went by and try to hump their leg.
Well, problem was that he would get real excited and start pulling on the chain until his collar cut off his air supply and he would pass out. Once he would wake up, the whole situation would start over again.
I’d say Birdbrain is entertaining in that way.
So, are you saying that auto-erotic asphyxiation is not limited to software salesmen on Wilson Lane, and now includes canines?
Where do we find these people?
They’re insane. Medically.
Why anyone pays attention to whatever drooling mumble that can be translated into English is beyond me.
Since the judge said that the Wilson Lane software salesman is “nuttier than a Junebug”, does that qualify him as being mentally disabled?
It seems to me this Bernath has more mental issues than most. I wish you could get away with a lawsuit against this obviously mentally defective individual. I think if you got a judgment against this so-called should-be-disbarred cali lawyer, he’d really have to poop in his pants.
Bumblebrain Bernath isn’t mentally challenged AT ALL. He is a manipulative bucket of Toad Snot with nothing better to do than play with his rubber cath hose and create lies out of whole cloth with the assistance of his Space Goat Wife and Klingons Dullass, Psul, Sparkle Pony and Biscotti.
For someone soooo allegedly incapacitated, he sure has a great comprehension of how to stalk, harrass, and blither his way around various blogs and their members.
What he is, at best, is a Swamp Donkey with a mediocre law degree. If he were as mentally impaired and scared of rustling bushes as he claimed then he wouldn’t be filing a 3 years old toddler’s version of court motions.
It takes cognitive thought and intent to harass, stalk and abuse folks and the court system the way he is.
The only thing that is fact about Bernath is that he was never nor ever will be a Chief Petty Officer Honourable or otherwise.
Oh and he is a perjurer with reading comprehension troubles.
Now comes protected person Daniel A. Bernath with a new amended law suit filed in Florida courts since Oregon courts don’t seem to be going his way.
I take it that he’s using the same cyder bills that FL using to violate of circumvent the constitution 1st amendment. shady defense tactics that poser Phil Haberman used against one of his ex wives.
stupid system. hopefully he gets smacked down hard.
Any luck on misrepresenting his services and malicious lawsuits compliant with CA Bar?
Same people named as before?
Although Bernath is filing very obvious frivolous and ridiculous lawsuits that would get a real lawyer sanctioned, if this Florida one is the same thing he’s filed in Oregon, then I imagine this could be the one to finally have a judge smack him down hard and make him pay for his unethical tactics. At the least, the judge should order this back to Oregon as you can’t have parallel lawsuits filed all over the place as part of a forum-shopping tactic.
What an awful person (and awful pilot) (and awful lawyer) (and awfully fake CPO).
Although Bernath is filing very obvious frivolous and ridiculous lawsuits that would get a real lawyer sanctioned, if this Florida one is the same thing he’s filed in Oregon, then I imagine this could be the one to finally have a judge smack him down hard and make him pay for his unethical tactics. At the least, the judge should order this back to Oregon as you can’t have parallel lawsuits filed all over the place as part of a forum-shopping tactic.
What an awful person (and awful pilot) (and awful lawyer) (and awfully fake CPO).
JAGC…Question sir. When a judge sees a law suit like his, which looks and reads like a ransom note, do they get a pretty good idea of who they are dealing with?
Sparks… I think judges know what’s going on (or not going on) when they get filings from dim bulbs like Bernath. However, this doesn’t mean judges will treat the person like a nut; in fact, it’s often quite the opposite. In the criminal context, inmates often send handwritten legal briefs to the courts. When it’s a pro se individual, judges often bend over backwards to assist the pro se. This makes it much harder for a licensed opposing counsel. For Bernath, is he filing these as pro se or as a lawyer? Judges who get crap filings like this from a licensed attorney can get very nasty.
JAGC, Jonn- wouldn’t it stand to reason that Washington County still has a dog in this fight, due to limp dick’s contesting the first ruling?
Also wouldn’t this spark a automatic complaint and ejection to his jurisdiction shopping from one or both of these judges on a still open item?
JAGC…Thank you for the info. I’ve seen people in court doing the pro se thing and it was not pretty to watch or listen to, for them or the Judge or the opposing attorney. They show up like on Judge Judy, with a fist full of near worthless documents and the Judge was quite patient in working with them. The opposing counsel though was visibly frustrated with the whole affair.
The judges in Oregon are very professional. I have full confidence in their knowing of the facts and the noted perjurous behaviors. They (the court and other interesrted licensed attorneys) have given him much room as a pro se and noted everything in response. In Oregon he is pro se. He is not permitted to practice in law in Oregon … He was barred from the bar for issues related to shortages found in his character locker.
He is permitted in CA, for now and we suspect he is trying to understand the Florida system with some, how can I say, severe lack of unstanding of the system coupled with total disregard for procedures while thumbing his nose at the judge in charge.
But what do I know, I am just a “not ghey former navy enlisted man terrorist living in the projects”.
Ta Ta …
Knowing about Bernath’s disdain for female lawyers, I’m sure the judge in Florida will be happy to hear about that – being a female lawyer herself.
I love Floridada … Can’t wait for my first visit on this one!
Those three guys are such complete losers and it’s sad you have to deal with them at all. Thanks for all you do and continue to do Jonn. “Never give up, never surrender!” The line from galaxy quest rings true!!
Semper Fi
A concerned Marine supporter
I’d love to see him claiming he’s a lawyer in Florida.
Last time I checked, it’s a felony there.
Let’s find out, shall we?
Doesn’t he have to have a physical legal address when he does these things?
He’s claiming residency, meaning he satisfies the presence, tax, etc., requirements under FL law.
Time to do a bit of checking on my own.
I hope he stops by while he’s in the neighborhood;
Oh, and Daniel A. Bernath still accuses the wrong man of being me!