LTC Bateman is coming to get your guns

| June 10, 2014

LTC Robert Bateman, the least infantry man in the world, says that the shooting in Las Vegas was the last straw – he’s coming back to the US and take your guns;

No. I am coming home. I need to be there and be part of the solution. Moms Demand Action is getting some traction, but they can use the lean-in of a few U.S. Army Airborne Infantry Rangers. I am only sorry that I did not stand up to this threat to our nation before. I am sorry. I was busy.

I have been overseas in Afghanistan and in NATO nations for half a decade while the insanity of the National Rifle Association expanded and exploded, and the NRA became, essentially, the tool of death in the United States. They made mass killings normal.

Well done, NRA. But this shit is too much.

Um, Mister Bateman, I don’t see any connection between the tragedy in Las Vegas and the National Rifle Association – you know, that association of millions of Americans who happen to be lawful gun owners. What’s Moms Demand Action got? Tens, Twenties? I’m sure you and your wetted panties will be welcomed. Especially because you think you’re an infantryman – an infantryman who hasn’t been infantry (as the rest of us understand the word) since you were a Second Lieutenant.

So I will come home, and perhaps some of those 3,000 nutjobs who sent me hatemail might want to meet up, because I am more than fricking willing, you whining, little boy-toys who need guns. So many of you have threatened me that I am literally booked, but any of you who feel you have been left out, go ahead. Book a date. You bring your gun to try and convince me that you are not a complete and total idiot, and if you bring a gun, let us see which tool works best.

Wimps need guns. Come and get me.

Another internet tough guy. No one here has threatened you, by the way. But, you know, being a tough guy on the internet attracts folks who are willing to cash the checks that your alligator mouth writes for your hummingbird ass. Wimps are internet tough guys.

The opinions here are only those of somebody that thinks a “Patriot Movement”—one which executes police officers—is not working in the service of the nation. They are only the opinions of someone who believes that “Tea Party members” who shoot policemen in the head— executing them at point blank range and then declaring that the “revolution” is starting before placing a Don’t Tread on Me flag atop the dead bodies of the police officers you just killed in cold blood—are not good.

If you can connect those two whack-a-doos to the “patriot” or “Tea Party” groups, you can have at ’em. But stop hiding behind the least infantry career in the world. I mean, the Moms Demand Action might be impressed with your creds, but the rest of us are convinced you’re blowing smoke. You and your twisted, wet panties better stay in Europe. By the way, did you get outraged at the shootings in gun-free Brussels or about the three mounties who were slaughtered in gun-free Canada?

But, you know, maybe a Ranger can straighten this whole thing out. Especially if you join the Moms. Don’t forget to take your parasol, princess.

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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NHSparky

Molon Labe, fucker.

USMCE8Ret

Ditto. Fuck this guy with a chainsaw.

Green Thumb

LTC Batemen is coming to work your balls.

thebronze

Penises everywhere are shaking in their skivvies!!

MAJMike

He’s welcome to come to my house. I’ll give him my arms and ammunition one round at a time — center of mass.

ChipNASA

Attention Whore….

I think I’m going to begin to ignore everything this dickbag does.

H1

Definitely a media whore.
Probably coming home to join the rest of his clan.
The Westboro Baptist Church, that patriarch position is not going to fill itself.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Dear LTC Baitman,

I ain’t biting.

Sounds to me like you are a Class A, Type 1, Mod 0, U/I 1 EA Attention Whore.

I recommend Vagisal. If it does not cure your issues, perhaps the refreshing scent will ease your mind!

That is all.

Signed,

The Master Chief

JJAK

Not hearing anything new, or worth the electrons it’s written on.

rb325th

Molon Labe, “King George Bateman”

UpNorth

A short hymn for Bateman. Him, Him, Fuck Him.

streetsweeper

You forgot…”In the ear! With a frozen fish”!

Robot Wrangler

Frozen trout, fuck em in the ear with a frozen trout.

UpNorth

↑↑↑↑↑ Upvotes, Streets.

Pinto Nag

Sounds like Bateman is the one making threats — not that I’m going to lose any sleep over it.

Hayabusa

Oh, noes!!! You’re coming to get my guns?!?

Better pack a lunch.

Hayabusa

In case it wasn’t clear, that was directed to Bateman. (You know the little drama queen is reading this).

Stacy0311

he needs to pack a lunch, bring friends (if he has any),some wet wipes and kleenex, a case of 5 hour energy and the rest of the circus.

And an oxygen tank because I’d be laughing so hard I wouldn’t be able to breathe

Michael Z. Williamson

He reported my “threats” of a blog post from last year to the FBI a month ago. I haven’t heard dick from them. So they know he’s a pussy little bitch, too.

Robot Wrangler

That is an insult to pussy ass bitches Mike. He is more like the feminists screaming about Ms. Nevada and her comments about women defending themselves.

Atkron

Announcing a bid for office in…3…2..1.

RunPatRun

Pick a state like CA, MD and some others and he is a shoo in. Unfortunately.

Nicki

Fuck. I don’t need my gun to face that shriveled little dickbag. Come and get it, Bateman. I’m just a girl, but I’ll make you shit your pants in the most explosive manner possible.

Jimmy Ader

525 Delaware Ave, Albany, NY 12209 518 465 9349, please call ahead LTC POG

GDContractor

Do non infantry lieutenant colonels get to choose when they come and go to their assignments in the United States? Or does this mean Bateman is resigning his commission?

After he takes all of our guns he will want our electric drills…they kill.

GDContractor

Also, what was he doing in Afghanistan? Was he visiting his wife?

Hayabusa

Or his husband?

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe he had a hot date with a hadji’s goat?

The Other Whitey

The wife with more real combat experience than he has? Was there ever a consensus on which wife that was?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

He has been leading a Female Engagement Team (FET). He was selected because he knows what it is like to be like a woman, particularly as it applies to occasional bouts of hysteria, sudden onset of crying and weeping, and the monthly aches and pains of life!

GDContractor

I heard its callsign is BARBARELLA.

351BG

He heard it was Man Love Thursday.

Hayabusa

In Bateman’s honor, I think I am going to head to the range and give the M1A, the AR-15, and the Glock 23 a workout. (You know that every time you fire a live round from an evil black gun, Bateman gets a twinge of sharp pain in his ass. It’s like sticking pins in a voodoo doll).

The Other Whitey

I just found a new range that charges $100 for unlimited range time all year. My wife’s new scary black carbine needs to be zeroed. Maybe I’ll even post a picture of the smoking-hot Asian chick who is my wife and mother of my child shooting her scary black carbine. You know, just for the sake of (Master)Bateman’s blood pressure/yeast infection.

Redacted1775

This guy must love the smell of his own farts. Of course, he has no choice with such a severe case of cranial-rectal inversion.

Just an Old Dog

Bateman is an insignifiCUNT cock-mole.
If he is coming back to the US it’s because he has orders, hopefully to retire.
I’m sure that he wants to give people that read his tripe the impression that he has the ability to go into his superiors office, slap down the news story of the vegas shooting and demand he get sent stateside to unfuck the situation.
Ther shitstain is riding his ( non) infantry status for all its worth.

royh

Maybe he can go to Mosul and get the guns from the “AQ-inspired militants” who just overran the Iraqi govenment “forces” there.

GDContractor

No shit. Or go back to Astan and take all their AKs, RPGs, and PKMs away. I saw plenty of them but never saw our military take them away “just because”.

The Other Whitey

So now (Master)Bateman says he’s an Airborne Infantry Ranger? Funny, considering how many decades he’s spent staying as far from the Infantry as possible. I wonder how legit his Airborne and Ranger claims are. Then there’s the fact that he claims to be a combat veteran because he was in Iraq (being a General’s coffee bitch far, far from harm’s way) while there was combat going on somewhere in the country, same story for Afghanistan.

He’s also the only one who’s made any threats in this discussion or the others that have preceded it.

(Master)Bateman, if you read this, I reiterate my earlier response: MOLON LABE, motherfucker. Let’s see the courage of your convictions. Come and try to take mine YOURSELF. See how that works out for ya.

Pinto Nag

Unfortunately, that’s exactly what he won’t do (come for the guns himself). He’ll put himself in a position to order someone else to do it. So it won’t be Bateman, it’ll be some poor schmuck cop or federal agent, who will be knocking on (or, down) your door.

The Other Whitey

Thus proving my point that he is a posturing coward. Fuck him.

UpNorth

Back in my time in the Army, we had a major on post who was called Major Smoke, behind his back. This was in 1968, and he had no combat patch, only the NDSM, and he was a major!! He got the nickname for his ability to chew major ass on the troops who didn’t render him a salute that he thought was appropriate for someone of his exalted rank. He was, allegedly, an infantry officer.
I wonder if he and Bateman are related?

RangerX

I imagine he will be quite busy going around and confiscating all those guns by himself.

I wonder what will happen when he encounters a vet who actually served as an Infantryman, or dare I say it, Ranger?

In either case I hope they post the video on YouTube. Surely a shoe-in for one of those EpicFail compilations.

Old Trooper

I don’t have the energy to waste recounting the exploits of “the most infantry man in the world”; so I’m just going to say that he really is a drama queen and when I read his bullshit, it makes me think of that queen in Code Pinko (Ty, I believe is his name) who is all drama and no substance.

I would, also, like to know how he can have his own column in a magazine while on active duty, especially when he uses it to make such politically charged statements and accusations.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

LTC Baitman is the type of guy who local LE will always keep an eye on because it is people like him that are least trusted … and then of course there will be the incident where he is involved in and he is arrested for a simple weapons violation …

Just sayin’!

A Proud Infidel®™

LTC Bateman, Molon Labe! You’re a laughable excuse for a US Army Field Grade Officer, and an attention whore to boot!! YOU’LL NEVER come and get my guns or anyone else’s, YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS!! So for now, GFY sideways with a 6′ long rusty cast iron pipe while you’re sitting and spinning on a rusty pile of diarrhea-soaked, rusty,tangled concertina wire right after you’ve been violently and sadistically sodomized by both a pissed-off Grizzly Bear with AIDS and the sonofabitch that was mean enough to give it to him!!! I also want to say FUCK YOU in the ear with a frozen garfish!! You’re probably about as competent as Bernath in a courtroom, and the only reason you’ve made it to where you are in the US Military is either a combo of who you’ve known and blown, or you’re related to some powerful politician!!
Spineless, gutless, blowhard, booger-eating, betwetting office whore!!

Airborne

He did say “a few …Airborne Rangers,” so he either knows a few or he’s considering himself large enough to be plural. Airborne? I doubt it. Ranger? LOL. By the way, one of his facebook groups is the West Point Gay and Lesbian club!

A Proud Infidel®™

He supports and condones rump-rompers and carpet-lickers. Gee Whiz, wotta surprise!

The Other Whitey

He probably thinks he’s fluffing his resumé for an Assistant Secretary of _______ job in the Hildebeast Administration.

A Proud Infidel®™

I have NO doubt about that! I see Bateman as a manipulator and a control freak who will do whatever he thinks is necessary to gain power and control over people.

streetsweeper

I have some friends in the UK. Wanna me to axe ’em if he be a fluffing extra fo extra pay?

Climb to Glory

This guy is world class ass wipe and a pussy. My question all along with this oxygen thief is how is it that a commissioned officer has been able to run his suck publicly regarding politics and things of that nature. Either way, fuck this guy. He needs a solid wood line adjustment, preferably using an axe handle.

Green Thumb

Roger that.

OWB

Couple questions or three for ya, genius.

First, how will you determine who does and who does not own guns? Do you just assume that everyone who considers you stupid is also a gun owner and doesn’t deserve to own one so you are justified in stealing from them?

Second, why should we, or anyone else, care what you think about the US Constitution? Well, except of course, that we are PAYING you to uphold that same document, all of it. Are you admitting to violating your oath?

Have you considered resigning your commission? If not, why not? You are using your right to free speech to stomp on the right of others to be armed even when your speech suggests that you are more than willing to violate the US Constitution, you know, that pesky thing you swore an oath to uphold.

streetsweeper

He has that *special* touch. 😎

ExHack

I suspect he is coming home not to resign his commission, but because his commission is resigning him. Can’t live the quaint, artsy-fartsy, bucolic English village life without whatever overseas housing allowance Uncle Sam was paying him to be a staff weenie over there.

A Proud Infidel®

Sounds like a VERY safe bet to me, Hack!!

Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

“I need to be there and be part of the solution. Moms Demand Action is getting some traction, but they can use the lean-in of a few U.S. Army Airborne Infantry Rangers.”

I think he meant to type “Rump” instead of “Airborne Infantry.”

vietnam war protestor aka uss liberty

Another school shooting in oregon more dead children will the nra’s blood lust for dead shot children ever be satiated? The nra child shooter enablers strikes again! Owb it simple 25 years in prision for anyone caught with a gun.

Climb to Glory

Oh god. This mental midget again. Do us all a favor, eat shit and kill yourself. Nobody gives a shit what you think fuckwad. Go run your cock holster somewhere else.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

VWP,

Dear Lord … Have you been drinking rubbing alcohol and squeezed lemons believing it would make a good citrus martini?

Never mix …

That is all!

streetsweeper

Is yer spelun checar brok?

Cliff Clavin

I believe in relying on myself to protect myself and my family. I don’t think that makes me tough, just responsible. LTC Bateman needs to stop puffing himself up and focus on facts and logic. If he can make an argument, great, but otherwise shut up. He seems to think that being a Ranger gives him special status to discuss the 2d Amendment. Umh, er, okay, tell you what LTC B., let’s get all the Airborne Ranger types together, take a poll about gun control, and see how it turns out …

CATM

A sad excuse for an officer, you are. A threat to gun loving Americans, you are not. Stay overseas in NATO nations, you should.

GDContractor

Right on…he can stay in a country he is not ashamed of.

Ptolemy In Egypt

From one O5 to another… You’re a nitwit, Bob.

A Proud Infidel®™

LTC Bateman, do EAT SHIT AND HOWL AT THE MOON WHILE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS WITH A PILE OF PSUL’S EMPTY THUNDERBIRD * MD20/20 BOTTLES AND YOU’RE SNIFFING HIS SOILED SPANDEX!!
I call it as I see it, you’re all fluff and NO BALLS! And BTW, ALL of the Ex-Rangers & SF’s I know own guns, you’re more full of shit than a trainload of Christmas Geese when you claim you’re coming with Rangers to take our guns, fluff-head! Go lock yourself in a windowless room with Rosie O’Donut!!

GDContractor

Well there is that rotund ranger of Lenoir…

Hondo

Hmmm. I seem to remember reading somewhere that Bate-boi here graduated from college ROTC in 1989. That means he just hit 25 years service.

He’s also been in the UK for 4 years.

I’m guessing that means one of two things:

a. he’s PCSing on a normal rotation this summer, or

b. given he made LTC off the promotion list approved by the Senate as PN 886-109 on 30 Sep 2005 (e.g., he pinned on sometime in late 2005 or during 2006), that means he’s got somewhere around 8 years TIG. So it’s at least theoretically possible he may be coming home because he’s retiring – and not necessarily voluntarily.

A Proud Infidel®™

He acts and sounds like the kind of Officer that Subordinates PRAY to be thrown out in the next RIF!

Hondo

Actually, Proud Infidel – I was thinking more 2x nonselect for COL, but SELCON to allow him to finish his tour in the UK. But that is only speculation on my part, and could well be wrong.

A Proud Infidel®™

You could easily be right, Hondo, and I bet the biggest celebrations after he leaves his current Post will be “Good Riddance Parties” thrown by and among his subordinates after he’s gone!!

I wonder if he thinks all this hemming, hawing and posturing will get him a bureaucrat position somewhere…

Bobo

I was thinking the same thing. It is either retirement or the typical summer PCS rotation and he is trying to make the uninformed think that his return is his option based on the fact that he has some ability to influence anti-gun organizations because of recent events. He must have some bad paper somewhere to not have been picked up for COL during the era of outrageous selection rates.

As a fellow 11A/FA 59 LTC, I can say that the studs in the FA 59 community were working QDR and SCMR and are assigned to DAMO-SS or DAMO-ZT, and OSD(P), not NATO and EUCOM in the UK. While it has been a while since I’ve stood in front of an Infantry formation, I don’t play the Infantry card for some level of credibility. I’m guessing that my CIB still makes me more of an Infantryman than some guy whose entire Infantry credibility is based on some 1059s dated from before I was commissioned.

jhp2

Ironic how in the comments Bateman tries to distance himself from being an LTC (Esquire added it over his objections he says) on active duty but when he gets pushback from a serving soldier, he pulls out the rank card and the threat of going to his chain of command to stifle him. What a crap weasel. He will have trouble in the civi world where he cannot fall back on his rank. Asshole.

GDContractor

He’ll be able to fall back on his wife’s rank.

H1

Damn, reading too fast.
I thought you wrote “crank”.

GruntSgt

Dickweed who shit in your mess kit…you must fucking daydream a lot about being a super hero.

jhp2

He may not be retiring but is likely at the end of the promotion highway as it appears that he is a functional area officer (strategy I believe), which limits his upside.

Valerie Conley

Apparently he is in the UK — here is what AKO has to say:

Basic Info
Full Name: LTC Robert L. Bateman III
Service: Army
Army Basic Branch: IN
Organization: HQ ARRC (UK)
Account Type: Active Army

Contact Info
Phone: 4499320
Email: robert.l.bateman3.mil@mail.mil
Address: Allied Rapid Reaction Corps, UK, Innsworth, United Kingdom
Link to My Profile: https://www.us.army.mil/suite/user/robert.bateman

Azygos

Is there any contact information on his commander?

RunPatRun

How does he get away with publicly protesting and representing himself as the Army via his rank and active duty status?

2/17 Air Cav

They know what as asshole he is. Cripes, he published–as a United States Army officer–that he is ashamed of his country. Oh, they know. The question is, with Obama in the White House and the pansies in the Pentagon, do they care? It looks like the answer is no, they do not.

Just an Old Dog

Fuck-Twatnever served as a Ranger, he went through school as a check-the-block and never had a unit higher then a platoon under his command. He was shuffled off to staff duty and had his MOS changed so he could be a perpetual staff Weinie.
He spent the vast majority of his career hanging out on staffs smoking pole or at colleges , wasting taxpayer’s money and bumping dick heads with other liberal twits like himself.

2/17 Air Cav

I tell you, when I read Bateman’s piece, I nearly cried. I had no idea he spent nearly half a decade in NATO countries. Nearly half a decade! Why, that’s almost five years–all spent writing from distant lands so that I and my family can be free of the NATO threat. Thank goodness for men like Bateman. I only hope that the White House issues a press release with the details of his return. Imagine if he returned without so mucah as a marching band to welcome him home (at last!) from a NATO country. How sad it would be if the friends and families of all of the rapists, burglars, robbers, and would-be murderers who have been horribly dispatched from this mortal coil by citizens defending themselves couldn’t be there to greet him. Is he a royal asshole or what?

Hondo

That depends on what “what” is, 2/17 Air Cav. (smile)

ArmyATC

Well, Masturbatesmen. You think you’re going to bring your sorry ass home and take everyone’s guns? You’re a disgrace to the uniform you wear. You broke the oath you swore to uphold and defend the Constitution. You are everything that is wrong with the Army and this great country. You are nothing but a ticket punching ass kisser who’s now trying to slime your way into politics. You now it’s true. You will never be promoted over the rank you currently hold. You became infantry and went through the Ranger school because you knew that would help you to achieve rank. It’s a pretty pathetic person who’s wife has more combat time than he does. So bring your slimy ass home, internet tough guy, and show us you have the courage of your convictions by trying to take the guns from legal, law abiding citizens. I doubt you will though. At heart you are nothing but a coward who hides behind real men who go out and do the dirty work. So GFY, and then for good measure GFY again.

Green Thumb

With the way the Army is changing, I would not be surprised if Bateman made General.

ohio

Bateman is about as frightening as Pee=Wee Herman. And being in Europe that long, most likely a perv.

2/17 Air Cav

Bateman wrote that he is ashamed of his country. Bateman wrote that he will not allow his young daughter to visit homes where there are guns. My question is, to which country will he be returning? I can’t figure it out.

streetsweeper

Cuba, maybe????

UpNorth

Nicaragua? Or maybe the Republic of Kalifornication?

A Proud Infidel®™

I challenge y’all to look at the linked Esquirt article and the farcebook comments, I bet they’re moderated to make it look like everyone is in line with that cue-ball-headed snotnosed asswipe!!

H1

The boot lickers arrive first because they read that crap.
The pushback starts when we get a wiff of his latest verbal diarrhea.

Menoth

I always kinda figured that being in the military and threatening to start raising hell and disrupting the Constitution was a good way to put a target on your back. Every Soldier, Sailor, Airman, and Marine I know is either a gun owner or enthusiast and I don’t know any who would be alright with giving any of their firearms up.

Also, if LTC Bateman would like to fuck himself in the peehole with a broken chopstick and then re-think his opinions, that’d be great.

Your Creepy Uncle

Me thinks LTC Bateman “served with honor and distinction……” just like a certain boy named bowe.

MattNoVA

Self-aggrandizing douchebag looking at retirement and hoping to make a public name for himself, so he can land on his feet in elected office or a media job. What a fucking turd.

2/17 Air Cav

“I am coming home. I need to be there and be part of the solution.” And I, for one, would love him to be part of the solution–as long as the solution includes the right chemicals. Otherwise, he can stay in whatever NATO country he writes from.

ArmyATC

Masurbatesmen is simply trying to punch another ticket, just like he has his entire career, to get into politics. I’m sure he’s coming home to retire and he’s trying to make a name for himself now.

AZ USN RET

Have you read some of the comments on there? he was using BS facts and trying to talk down everyone that didn’t support him.

CATM

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATEMAN!!!!! A disillusioned paper pushing Ranger over in the UK during the day. But at night he dons his costume and assumes the form of BATEMAN, the retarded shadow of Batman. Never fear, BATEMAN will show up to take away your guns with his awesome assortment of tools like his fearsome business card throwing stars, which inflict papercuts of the fifth degree. We also cannot leave out the dreaded RED PEN of death, the very same pen he uses to mark down performance reports. He will make our world safer for us to live in. So when you see BATEMAN roaming the streets looking for evildoers to help, give him a swift kick to where his balls used to be.

Just an Old Dog

Bateman is a staff weinie, he hasnt commanded anything but his comouter and a coffee pot since he made Captain, let alone did performance evals.

Powerpoint Ranger

Don’t forget the Kuhkri knife he’s always going on about as his super ninja home defense weapon.

radar

Hah…what a pompous, self – important clown this guy is. Hey Colonel, Corporal Greg here would like to tell you, with the utmost respect – go fuck yourself, sir.

Joe Mama

This clown is one can short of a six-pack. Classic nut-job that probably needs some rubber room time.

OWB

Hey, Joe! Mama say the BATEMAN be at least 5 short of a 6-pack.

A Proud Infidel®

Eleven cards shy of a dozen? Eleven cans short of a twelve pack? Methinks YES.