Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found

| February 25, 2014

Fat-Fuck

Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.

But here’s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);

Tiemann5

Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;

Tiemann FOIA

His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he’s sporting on the picture above;

Tiemann Awards

Here’s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;

RoundMarine&Teimann

Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt.

Category: Phony soldiers

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SJ

Is he eligible for this years tournament since you have a name? But then, the field is already so crowded and TSO is wandering around the Arctic with animals on his head.

Geetwillickers

Wow… TAH has a long memory. Good job finally bringing this hunt to a close.

Now for the 5 Stages of Exposed Posery to begin…

NHSparky

Okay, Vegas oddsmakers have the following lines going:

“I’m gonna sue/get a lawer” — 2/1
Sockpuppet douchebaggery — 3/2
Claim stolen identity/that ain’t him — 10/1
Make drunken threats while wearing spandex — OFF (too hideous to contemplate)
Apologize, turn in gear, promise never to do it again — 10,000/1

Hondo

SJ: I’ll defer to TSO, but I’d guess not. Both of his episodes of sh!tbaggery occurred before last year’s tourney.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29376

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=32804

Ex-PH2

If he drops all that crap he drags arond and wears what he actually has, fine. But as it is, he’s an asshole in a long line that forms to the right and I’m perfectly willing to go balllistic on his ass. He’s just not as bad as bernutsless, that’s all.

NHSparky

Nothing bad, nothing spectacular, but he did go to the sandbox (as evidenced by the SW Asia Service Medal and CAR) but no personal awards, etc.

AverageNCO

Quick Everyone! His Facebook is still public. Grab everything you can before he shuts it down!

Hondo

NHSparky: yeah – how many times have we seen this story play out? A guy with honorable service in combat comes back, gets out – and then starts lying about what he did, trying to make himself the next York/Murphy/Puller.

These kind of cases are truly sad.

They’re still sh!theads, but it’s still sad. Just damned sad.

SJ

#4 Hondo: yeah, you’re right and the field is full. He’s a sentimental favorite for me. He was my late wife’s favorite. We had a lot of fun watching the voting from an RV park in Asheville.

CWORet

YES! Been waiting a while for an update on the round turd. Spent him a lot of money on all that bling. His neighbor ratted him out, huh? Nice looking out. Wonder if Don is going to talk to him about that there Budweiser he’s sporting. My prediction is he’ll clam up, drop out of sight and be no fun at all. He appears to be on a lower level of stupid than the Greggles, Bernasty, and even Boyle of late. G’Damn it’s been a fantastic new year here at TAH. Some serious ass in the media busts going on. Hell even the Rotund Ranger was a bit of fun. Or his wife/whatever. NCO, if his facebook is still up HOW ABOUT POSTING THE LINK, DEVIL!!!

Marine_7002

It’s bad enough when someone with no service at all pulls this shit. But a Marine…someone with honorable service, who appears to have been in combat, and who should know better…I have a message for you, Tiemann.

FUCK YOU.

Old Trooper

Perfectly good service all shot to hell, because being a Sergeant in the Marine Corps wasn’t good enough.

AverageNCO

I’ll post it again Chief. But Brownwolf posted it a few days ago on the Round Ranger thread when the trail on this guy got hot https://www.facebook.com/mark.tiemann.56

SJ

He studied at Annapolis? That’s what it says. Wow.

CBSenior

It is great news that is POSer has been busted. Then you see his Awards and Service and it is just depressing. A Combat Marine who looked like he had some pretty good moments in Service just piss it away for what. It is sometimes viewed as a Minor action but having a Meritorious Mast is a very big deal. It does not happen often, and not everybody has one. WTF.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

OK.

Formula: Warn him here not to destroy evidence, contact news media, notify law enforcement.

In that order.

Any questions?

Carry on!

BREAK

Round Marine … You are next!

FatCircles0311

Fucking sea bag with legs.

Bobo

You’d think that, with 6ish years of service, he would have looked in the mirror with all that crap on his getup and wondered what, when he was a Marine NCO, his reaction would have been to see a Marine with all that crap on walking down the street.

NHSparky

Compare his real rack (48DDD)–whoops, sorry–RIBBON rack to his pretend one, and he’s only, what, 11 ROWS short?

Felcher. I’ve known an entire division on my boat (about 10-12 people) who even added up didn’t have that many ribbons. And he just thought he’d waltz around without anyone questioning it?

TailhookTom

If that was not enough, how about the Trident he is sporting? Man, what a waste. That sound you hear is his integrity going down the toilet.

Army Medical

The Round marine VS William Derek Church, The Round Ranger in a deathmatch to determine the winner!

Hondo

ArmyMedical: does the loser get eaten by the winner? (smile)

RM3(SS)

the awards and rank he actually earned is enough for the average poser to want to imitate him. why is it never enough? All that crap he’s sporting smells like mental illness to me. Like was said before, a meritorious mast is a huge deal. I only saw one in my time in, and it wasn’t me. 🙂

Ex-344MP

I don’t get it. A good career, honorable service, and then, he just falls off the deep end. I’m still shaking my head.

CWORet

@NCO and John – sorry, was only on my second cup-o-joe when I posted. Thanks, tho, that’s the typical instant reponse, attempt to remove the evidence. What a turd. Again, I don’t think this turd is going to prove to be much fun, but given the circumstances and his outrageous uniform and posture, I think he’ll rank high in this year’s tourney. Although given the loser he obviously is, he won’t win. I bet he’s lurking here right now. So Mark Wayne Tiemann, you want to tell us when you stormed that snowbank in Antarctica? Pics or it… yea, it never happened.

killerB

I agree with Marine_7002. Being a Devildog myself with all of my 4 ribbons and 2 badges (not one for combat, Recon or any other high speed operator) I’d love to have a few choice “words” with this.. this… small planetoid. 7 years straight out the frigging window. pathetic and frigging stupid.

rb325th

Mark Wayne Tiemann aka “The Round marine” and William Derek Church aka “Waddlin Willie the Wotund Wanger” separated at birth… TAH not only busting out Posers but reuniting long lost lost twins. What would the Hallmark Movie Title be?

OAE CPO USN Ret

“So Mark Wayne Tiemann, you want to tell us when you stormed that snowbank in Antarctica?”

@CWORet
I’m also on the Goatlocker, so you’ll know who I am when you read this next sentence. Please don’t give that turd any ideas about going to Antarctica. The only thing he’d be good for down there is a wheel chock on Ivan the Terrabus.

streetsweeper

Great work! That old adage of “You can run but you can’t hide” definitely applies to the Rotund One here, lol!

@# 29-OAE: That there is down right funny!

NHSparky

I dunno, as far as this guy and the Waddling Wanger go, I think if you stuck ’em in the water and roped ’em both off, they’d be pretty good boat bumpers.

FOR AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.

Nicki

Did anyone else notice that his Facebook page says he’s RETIRED from the Marine Corps? We allow fatasses to retire from service after seven years?

Man, how things have changed!!

Green Thumb

Assclown.

Just An Old Dog

What a shitstain,,,, What’s Ironic is that he probably rated both the KLM (K) and the KLM (SA) in addition to whats on his FOIA.
No MOS listed but since his CAR was for duty with BSSG-5 he was in a supporting role. Eight Months (at least) playing in the sand. Perfectly respectable record (as far as awards go), and he had to go and fuck it up.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

For all you TAHers down thar in New Mexican way, send some good ole’ gunsmittin’ work to the Phoney Marine/SEAL/EOD bubba:

Open Source

Tiemanns Gunsmithing
(505) 496-5011

Location:
548 W No Name Ct
Las Cruces, NM. 88005

Mailing Address:
Tiemann, Mark Wayne
5090 Dona Ana Rd
Las Cruces, NM. 88005

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

(505) 496-5011

Bad number … so sorry!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

For those who are looking for a Gun Smith in New Mexicano:

Licensee Name:
Tiemann, Mark Wayne
548 W No Name Ct (dirt and dusty road)
Las Cruces, NM 88005
Phone: 575-526-3862

RM3(SS)

I can’t tell from the street view Master Chief, is that a single or double wide? wait, he’s at least a double wide, guess I answered my own question.

Flagwaver

Holy Carp, I didn’t realize they made Dress Blues in that size!

As for TSO, has anyone heard from him or do you think he’s been eaten by a polar bear?

Hondo

Flagwaver: see the article “Greetings from the Arctic” posted yesterday.

Hondo

Yeah, SJ – he claims to have studied at Annapolis. And to be “retired” from the USMC. He also wears insignia saying he’s SEAL-qualified, and has a Navy Cross, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Per his records, very little of what he claims seems to be true.

HMCS(FMF) ret

This assclown got out as a Sargent and thought he could go walking around in Alphas wearing more bling than a South American Field Marshal, and not get called out? WTF?

Time to “send rounds downrange” at this idiot….

ChipNASA

This flying fat fuckstick has been floating around the internet for *YEARS*.

Glad something finally stuck to this turdball.

A Proud Infidel

Wotta DOG TURD!!! Who made his uniform, the Eureka Tent Company?? I say put him and William Derek Church the roly-poly Round Ranger in a cage after half a day’s fasting, then throw a jelly doughnut on the floor and let them duke it out!!

JAGC

MCPO… Based on your belief that the Round Marine works in the gun trade, how likely is it that he has been milking the fraud in order to drum up business and bonafides? Kind of like, “hey, look how awesome I am… I’m qualified to sell you stuff because I’m awesome and have shiny stuff on my chest.”

0.04125602570764897

With all the crap on that GP Medium he wears, I’m surprised no one has called him out locally long before this.

Army ATC

With all the crap on that GP Medium he wears, I’m surprised no one has called him out locally long before this.

hymiehizbizkit

Maybe they just made a couple of mistakes on his paperwork.
Probably oughta get it fixed.
Could end up lookin’ like a douche.

Geetwillickers

Likes horses better than women. By his own admission:
http://articles.latimes.com/1987-11-15/local/me-20967_1_camp-pendleton

Toasty Coastie

Holy Hell a Two Ton Tillie Tent!

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