Kenneth John Boyles; another SF/MC phony
Scotty sends us his work on Kenneth John Boyles, another motorcycle club member/president pretending to be a special forces soldier. He claims that he had one of his testicles shot off, so he has a plastic nut – but that he earned a Purple Heart for it. He claims service in Desert Storm and the Global War on Terror. He has service DURING those periods but not IN the wars.
I guess if you want to run into phonies, you should troll motorcycle clubs and weddings, because that’s where they are all hanging out these days, apparently.
Category: Phony soldiers
Photo Caption (above):
Kenneth John Boyles, phony Special Forces guy who has a large loan on a Harley, demonstrates his knot manipulation skills to the residents of a local nursing home. “This knot we use all the time in SPEC OPS, it is called … The rabbit goes around the tree and then … Oh yeah … Down the hole and ah … Ah that is it. Rabbit, tree and hole.”. Glennis Jones, a 92 year old widow of a WWII Veteran was heard saying, “this man is a jackwagon!”
I see a pattern here. Motorcycle clubs who like to wear bling and veterans, who were awarded some bling and you put the two together, mix thoroughly and voile!! You get BS war stories with MORE bling and an opportunity to look like good guys by opening phony charities for veterans and “the kids”. Wow, just…wow.
By the way Proud Infidel…I hit number 1.
Damn…I typed too long for number 1.
He has already removed the 7th SFG claim from his F/B profile. Too late plastic nut.
Wonder why spec op boi was never deployed? There was a great demand for combat engineers for both Iraq and Afghanistan during that time period.
So I actually helped Scotty with this guy. I am a former Marine and a prospect for a motorcycle club. What I am seeing is that the MC world whether 1% or AMA all give credit to guys for military service. They really truly respect them. Especially the 1st Civ Div people who have limited to no military exposure and experience. People see all these impressive ribbons and devices and think that the thought never even enters their minds. Veterans are like puppies on an SPCA commercial these days. All of them are loveable and honest to the unsuspecting everyday Joe. It’s guys like me that know better and out these pricks where they stand. I can say that the big 1% clubs do their complete vetting with FOIA. They will not make you a prospect without explanation with something fishy showing up and it better be a good verifiable explanation or you ain’t getting shit but a good ass whooping for lying. The smaller clubs like the one this guy bullshitted his way into are not as vigilant. That’s why they tend to prey on the smaller clubs because they know this. You very rarely will see a Big 5 MC military poser because they never make it that far. If they do they are master document forgers and once they are found out they have to be removed. Just an FYI everyone. Not all MC members are military posers. In fact it’s the guys that don’t say shit or offer it up that are usually the real deal and we smell those poser bitches coming a mile away.
Still sportin the US Army Retired on Face Book.. I guess being Discharged is the same thing, kinda .. ASSCLOWN
http://www.wboy.com/ Just sent them a link to TAH about this clown..
Must be the weather driving these posers out in the open… each one of them seems nuttier that Aunt Bertha’s fruitcake.
#5 – best guess is that he had a fractured taint or sand in his mangina.
I’m sure he’s wearing the CIB just to “honor” the 11-series grunts…(sarc)
His nonprofit is not registered with the IRS according to the IRS website. No EIN and no 501c(x) designation. There is a similar sounding nonprofit in WV that he might be riding the coat tails for cash (pure speculation).
No listing with the WV Sec. of State’s office either.
My conclusion is he is running a illegal charity.
A poser running a bogus charity? Shocking! Not.
He is probably the only man (or half man) on the planet with a plastic nut. Usually when a testicle is damaged or rotten, it is clipped and that is it.
So lift your beer glass to the POS Phony SF Guy who does not have a plastic nut.
Can you imagine, he had to lie about his balls to get attention. Priceless!
This putz was on the fast track. E4 with a NDSM, ASR and an EXPERT GRENADE BADGE!
I’ve got more AD time on the shitter at test depth eating strawberry ice cream while the boat was answering a backing bell than this fucktard has, total.
Seriously, he claims he has a plastic nut. I say some real Iraq/Afghanistan vets, 11 and 19-series guys line up and ballsmack this fucktard until he really DOES need a plastic nut (or two.)
Memo to SCOTUS–Stolen Valor is victimless, my ass, example number oh I don’t fucking know how many.
My late uncle Bobby got a plastic nut when he was a kid. Was crushed in a bike accident. They gave him a fake one so he didn’t have issues developing as a teenager. He was crazy old uncle Lefty. Love that guy. R.I.P. Uncle Bubba.
You are correct. Plastic nuts are given to kids for appearance purposes. Not adults.
There are actually prosthetic “nuts” made of silicone (just like they use to do with breast augmentation). Use to work with a urology tech that carried one around in his lab coat and freak new HM’s out when he showed it to them.
Check out his vest. His name is “Bull.” It fits him. This guy is so full of shit.
I have seen prosthetic “Nuts” made of silicone inserted in Soldiers who had testicular cancer.
Who wants to walk around with an empty sac?
Hmmm I wonder what the American Legion would think of this guy!
From his facebook
Hello all my Facebook friends. We at AVAC AMERICAN VETERANS AND CHILDREN. Will be taking applications for our new Chapter. We support Veterans and children, you don’t have to own a motorcycle to join all are welcome this is a family oriented organization kids welcome as well. So please come and help us support our veterans and children in our community. This will be a great endeavor for all to enjoy. We will be meeting at American Legion Clarksburg February 9 2:00 pm for applications. Thank you National President Johnny (Bull) Boyles.
MSG–sadly, he meets the eligibility requirements to join the American Legion.
http://www.legion.org/join
Sparky, Thats true but running a Phony Charity event at an American Legion Hall might not look so good for them !
Would the Legion have some concerns over him using their facilities for a “charity” that doesn’t seem to be legal?
This turd is also claiming to be a disabled veteran.
@25- having a fractured taint probably got him 300% disability
I don’t think he’s in a MC, it looks like his vest is for the (fake) charity he set up. There are a couple of Hogs and Heroes Foundation patch pictures in his FB profile, which is a legit 501(c)(3). I’m guessing he’s not with them either, but who knows?
look at his facebook interests…good wholesome family stuff. Not.
“Interests: Spending Time With My Kids
Other: Ice Cold Beer, Ashley Nicole, Genesis Youth Crisis Center, Gabby Giffords, S&P Harley-Davidson, City of Clarksburg, City Hall, Top TV Series, Jennifer Childers, Grad, WBOY 12News, Hogs & Heroes Foundation, Plus Size Worldwide, Steeler Fanatics, US Army Retired, Busty Girls and 30 more”
I would not let my children near him.
Well old SPC BOYLES, you must be doing some reading on here. The Retired thing is gone from your facebook but now you are a Disabled Vet .. Man you are really rocking the lies! Dont worry the local WBOY Media has gotten screen captures of all your BS along with the truth from your official records. Might be a good time to move, like out of the country! You are now an acquired target and it will only get worse from here on out!
he may have removed it from his profile but how is he gonna remove it from his arm?
Wow! Guy lives where I went to high school. He is FB friends with some of my HS classmates…
You guys have to slow down on these, I can barely keep up reading about all the liars and fakers.
A common or garden variety wannabe (scientific name Magnus Assholicus) sighting, ladies and gentlemen. This genus, closely related to people, differ notably in that even after reaching maturity, they often continue to live with their parents, usually in their basements. They also will not procreate with women, instead being drawn to men. Common habitats include facebook, YouTube comment sections, airsoft ranges, bars, gun forums, any chapter of the Sons of Confederate veterans, motorcycle clubs, and martial arts studios. When threatened, the Magnus Assholicus will put on a show of dominance consisting of an endless stream of ranting about non-existent military accomplishments in every US military engagement since his or her birth. This failing, the garden variety poser will often resort to claiming such exploits cannot be verified do to the Great St. Louis Fire of 1973. Predators include legitimate veterans, especially Shipleys, Lilyeas, Scottys, Hondos, Seaveys, and Schantags, as well as the occasional sophomore in high school with enough skill to breach their mighty defense of bullshit.
Ha! I like that.
How closely related is the garden variety wannabe (Magnus Assholicus) to the Greater Neverwas (Gradis Fraudatio Cornholius)? Said sub-species are the Lenoir Liar(William Derek Church)and the Connecticut Crying Counselor (Gregory Banks).
Ok. Based on my comments regarding plastic nut and follow on comments regarding silicone nuts. My point stands, once gone … It is gone. A plastic and or silicone thing ain’t bringing it back. Furthermore exploitation of the loss of a nut is as stange as a young man who lost a nut tragically in a tracter accident decides to have bicep implants, tummy liposuction and rhinoplastic surgery to make up for the loss.
@33-The Common Wannabe is more closely related to the Senatorus Veteranicus Counterfeitus (examples of this species have been named ‘John Kerry’ and ‘Richard Blumenthal’ by researchers), and to the Boadroom Monkey-Assed Federal Contract Leech (an astonishingly high concentration members of this branch of the genus Assholicus family has been found to be located in the Corporate HQ of All Points Logistics).
Looks like Larry the Cable Guy. But not funny.
@35–you owe me a new laptop.
from another site: http://www.veteranbikersmc.com/apps/blog/entries/show/39886367-helping-one-of-our-own
Just received a message from a good friend and riding buddy John Boyles. John will be starting a new organization here in Clarksburg, WV known as AVAC – AMERICAN VETERANS AND CHILDREN an FIEN non-profit riding organization which will wear a one piece patch and work with children as their primary charity. John is a former member of the Clarksburg Chapter of Hogs and Heroes and comes to this new endeavor with lots of background. We of VBMC support his efforts and hope to work along side them in future rides and events.
Still trying to get my head around the one lonesome nut thing. Were it true, it just isn’t something most folks would talk about publicly, is it? Especially around children.
I still say if he brags about having only one nut, why not oblige him? Let a few 18-series folks (correction to my last, I get those doggie MOS things screwed up) ball tap him until one ruptures, and all’s well that ends well.
Is it just me or is the requirement to be a Phony these days is multiple chins ?? look at his face book pictures.. Now we have Church, Banks, and now Boyles WTF The 3 Fatskiteers …
I was unfortunate enough to be in the same unit as this POS.
Here’s an album of other photos. Enjoy.
http://imgur.com/a/4hJlC
The 5th photo on Scotty’s page has a Navy/Marine Combat Action Ribbon with US Army underneath. WTH
@40-You obviously haven’t been in the military for a long, long time. Those aren’t “multiple chins”, as you so ignorantly call them. Each “chin” is an Assassin Neutralizing Attack Launcher-Seperated Explosive (or ANAL-SEX for short). It comprises a band of a revolutionary new type of flesh -colored plastic explosive with the properties of rubber secured tightly around the neck like a rubber band so that there is a great deal of tension in it. When an assassin/insurgent is spotted in a crowd, the soldier quickly inhales deeply, breaking the band and sending it spinning like a ninja star towards a potential hostile, where the adhesive on the outside binds it to the neck of the insurgent. It is then detonated by means of a detonator secured to the chest disguised as a silver star ribbon (with each OLC being a detonator for a Seperate ANAL-SEX). So when you see a distinguished soldier like this fine gentleman with more silver stars than David Hackworth, it means that they are simply well prepared; NOT that they are a a poser. This remarkable piece of equipment was developed at a mere hundred billion dollar cost to taxpayers, and is standard issue to all rear-echelon types who never leave their FOB during their tour.
Thank you, FU Boyles! Please share anything you are comfortable sharing.
Are you, for instance, aware of any reason that Boyle should legitimately be drawing a disability from the VA for PTSD?
@38 ConcernedLegionAux
Thank you for your post with that information.
If you can, ask to see his IRS designation letter. If he’s just starting it in the last few months, he won’t have the letter from the IRS yet. I find nothing listed for his nonprofit with the WV Sec of State’s office either.
BTW-it takes up to 2 years to get the letter from the IRS. Until then, all donations are NOT tax deductible.
Using an injured child as his “poster child” when he doesn’t have a legal nonprofit yet raises a red flag for me. If the family needs money, there are plenty of legal nonprofits out there that can help, IMHO.
@ #38 Concerned Legion Aux: Looks like this MC is either purposefully ignoring his indiscretions or in on the con.
Love the quote “comes to this new endeavor with lots of background.” That is just too cute.
(Very sorry to have missed your post earlier. Got distracted.)
Looks like we got some good information on this clown today. Like that there are folks out there who served with him who have as low an opinion of him as we do.
But it looks like he walked away from a legitimate motorcycle club and has hooked up with one which, well, the jury remains out on the second one that is now endorsing him. (See #38 above.)
Evidently he has checked in on this topic. Great! Will he defend himself? Will he be sending in sock puppets? Will he ever apply for legitimate charity status with anyone, or just set out a bunch of plastic jars at every snack bar in and around Clarksburg?
Is he really getting a VA disability for PTSD? (A little birdy told me that he is. And that he does not have a plastic testicle.)
The pics at this site show him wearing CPL stripes. A far cry from the 1SG he claims to be.
http://imgur.com/a/4hJlC
It also looks like he’s wearing a patch on that right sleeve with a tab. Can’t quite make out what it is. He’s also sporting a CIB. How did his unit let him get away with that?