Keith “Big Dog” Keeton still telling lies
Reader “WhoDat?” dropped off a link yesterday to the above photo of Keith “Big Dog” Keeton, you remember the guy who won the entire Gulf War by himself, even though he didn’t arrive until 13 days after the war ended and stayed for 11 days. According to the information that accompanies the photo above, of Keeton wearing a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star that he didn’t earn, it was taken on January 15th, 2014 – just three weeks ago, and eight months after we busted him the first time;
In the top picture, Keeton is attending a banquet for the Florida Safety Council, where his wife works, so there’s no reason to wear the phony awards, except to make himself feel better about his 14 years in the Army. His motorcycle club says that he’s been tossed, but apparently he doesn’t understand that real veterans don’t like his phony shit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Who let da dogs out! Who Who Who!!!
Yes he’s back and hasn’t changed a bit or learned a thing.
From Green Thumb (sorry bro)
TURD!
I’ll never understand why people do this and think they can get away with it. There are records on everything, and the FOIA allows us to check every claim imaginable. Yet they still think it can fool someone in this very modern time.
Sad, to be honest, mired with pathetic. At some point, when the whole fantasy comes crashing down and everything they got by lying is taken away, as it always does, then maybe they will realize their error and strive to improve.
Unfortunately, as I’ve seen in the archives, some people are so delusional that all they can do is keep up the fantasy so that whatever sense of stability they once had can at least exist there.
“Big Dog” my azz. The way he disappeared from the other thread like a whimpering, scared little dog with his tail between his legs, “Teacup Poodle” or “Tiny Chihuahua” is more like it.
Quit rockin’ the lies, little dog.
A tiger can’t change it’s stripes.
But can a dog stop chasing its own tail?
Especially a big one. It might hurt itself.
Liar Liar, Dog on Fire…
I say … it is time for PRESS and LE!
Any FL based TAH Valor Thief Hunters want the job?
I can see it now, the dog ate my medals, or my dog ate my Army record.
Wow, this guy is a total douche. I swear, I may wear my mini jump wings on my suit jacket or on my tie when I wear one… but anytime I see someone wearing awards like that I instantly think “POSER”.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
And the “Big Shitbag” continues to shit in his cage.
I actually spoke to this fool a while back and although he supported and stuck by his claims, he seemed to be “backing down” in the bigger picture due to the heat he, his family and his endeavors in charitable work were taking (And I commend the charitable work).
But this buttfuckery just reinforces the perception (and fact) that he is a sack of shit and a Phildoesque lair.
So much for any good he accomplished.
And mini-medals? As if.
Just go with the lapel pins.
It would seem that the “Big Turd” just needs the attention.
Brigand.
Maggot.
Another tucking ferd that won’t flush. He won’t stop until he is publically outted by local media and made to squirm. He must be related to Tina Kerston another reanimating shit-stain.
When I read about this guy it reminds me about this—
Tiny chihuahuas bite. So do teacup poodles.
This one is more like some mangy cur you find running at the back end of a feral pack. You know if he got up near the front, anywhere near the alpha dog and bitch, they’d take him out in a heartbeat.
He’s that omega, the pariah cur you hear about.
Yeah, and the pack is on his back.
I would pay to see Keith “Big Dog” Keeton eat those medals!
For entertainment, this dog ate someone’s NPRC records;
http://www.army.mil/article/7374/New_Twist_On_Old_Story__Dog_Eats_Military_Records/
The keynote speaker at the banquet big dog was photographed at was COL. Danny R. McKnight (ret). COL. McKnight makes money by speaking about integrity among other things.
I don’t know why I hate this guy so much. Maybe it’s all the charity work he does while lying his ass off, I mean how can he be trusted with money for others if he is a known liar and fake?! Maybe it’s that he’s in the next county over from me, but something about this guy just gets to me. Florida has enough crazies in it (but the fun kind) we don’t want a real crazy spoiling it for the rest of us! (yes, I realize Whipandflogit is close by also.)
Minis on a suit or jacket — so-called “day wear”??? No way! Minis on a tuxedo or formal tails after 6pm are definitely de rigueur. Even though I’m retired, I’ll dust off my minis and wear them to social functions when miniatures are expected to be worn.
–ghp
It’s on his facebook page too
https://www.facebook.com/keith.b.keeton?fref=ts
@17.
No way.
Lapel pins all the way.
I am surprised that the “Big Assclown” was not rocking his PLDC ribbon as a lapel pin.
Turd.
And there I was, thinking no one’s gonna remember this turd ball as the next SVT looms on the horizon.
Thanks, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, for not learning a damn thing these last few months and bringing your name closer to the front of the SVT line just by (poser) you being (poser) you. Just can’t kick that habit, can you?
And an appreciative tip of the hat to ‘WhoDat?”, thanks so much.
Strolling through Keith Big Turd Keatons public photos. That guy sure does have a very large opinion of himself. Is it true that he got tossed out of the Motorcycle Club? He sure does love fronting his image as the fucking hero.., poser ass bitch.
@ #9, totally agree.
Why doesn’t someone ever just walk up to these fucktards and lay into a very public and humiliating dressing down of them?
As I was shoveling snow today (11″), I came across a rather large pile of frozen dog shit.
I will admit, I immediately thought of Phildo. But upon reflection and observation, I will state, it had a very uncanny resemblance to The “Big Pile”, Keith Riley Keeton.
Just saying.
Assclown, indeed.
I did some more checking on the Big Dummy. He is a board member of the Salvation Army! Maybe he earned those medals from THAT Army and not the US Army?
Someone should really let the Salvation Army know about this guy. I mean if he would stoop that low as to steal valor from his former comrades in arms. What else is he capable of doing. Stealing from needy kids and families? Maybe worse?
Makes my stomach turn.
leesburgflcorps@uss.salvationarmy.org
Keith “Big Dork” Keaton is a classic narcissist. How else can he explain the many photos of himself wearing awards he didn’t earn? Wearing those awards on his sports coat to a non-military related function just screams poser. “Hey! Look at me! I have a fragile ego and a tiny penis! So I wear awards that better men and women truly earned!”
Word.
@26.
Contacting them.
The “Big Shitbag” is avoiding calls.
The “Big Clown” is standing by his claims.
Anyone that asks about them is doing harm to his charity work (his words).
Then when asked directly, he claims God does not have an issue because He (God) knows the truth. No shit. The “Big Maggot” is off his rocker.
The dipshit is using religion to buttress his claims.
This idiot is sinking to new levels.
What kind of “charity work” is he claiming? Does he have a “nonprofit” or is he the charity case?
@30.
Something about toys and kids. I do commend the work but the turd uses it to deflect responsibly.
Religion is typically the last refuge of a scoundrel.
The “Big Maggot” Riley Queefton.
And the “Big Deacon” uses the Bible and kids as a shield when you rattle his cage….
And the “Big Clown” cannot explain his self-promotion or other scarab badges when you rattle his cage…
He just blames you and says that he was in country a lot longer than anyone knows.
But yet claims that producing his records would be pointless because he has nothing to prove.
Hey Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
How’re those medals hangin? Just noticed that you and Greg “Cheesedick” Banks are wearing the same un-earned decorations (PH and BSM). Difference is, he never ever served, and so could probably plead ignorance to some degree. Now you, on the other hand …
Well, ’nuff said in that regard.
Like others here have stated before, it’s great that you’re doing charitable work for your community. But you could surely achieve those same goals without wearing medals you haven’t earned. Continuing to do so simply makes you look like a mandrill’s ass-pad.
Me, I’m looking for a pic of you in your Salvation Army uniform with those medals hanging off of it. Gotta be out there somewhere.
@34.
Give him a ring.
He states his number is the video.
It is still current.
Get ready to laugh your ass off.
He reminds me of an old pastor I used to know. Dude was legit on the surface but having affairs on the side.
Same caliber of man; toss in the SV and you have a tool x2.
And the “Big Turd” thumps the bible (as if he has read it) when you rattle his cage….
Rocking the AAM mini-medal.
Just all kinds of fucking hardcore.
And the “Big Loser” continues his bullshit when you rattle his cage…
We should actually all check in with our favorite posers, much like the “Big Turd” here, and see what they think about the new design to this website/blog.
I will bet they will have creative insight and possibly a few observations.
The “Big Dawg” is getting pissy.
Seems that more folks down in his neck of the woods are finding out about his bullshit, especially a few Boards and businesses.
But alas, it is not his fault. He was there but cannot name his “terp” or General quickly when asked. Especially at 0430. He has the documentation, too. He refuses, however, to “put it out there” because it would create more trouble. I guess it goes against his newly required religious beliefs. Who knows?
Hey Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
You may be “gone”, as in “quiet”, regarding your personal presence here, but you’re certainly not forgotten. I’ll be rootin’ for ya when the SVT rolls around, mini-medals and all.
“Big Dawg” is a second rounder no doubt. He has nothing on Bernath and Chevaliar.
Keeton has still yet to provide TAH his paperwork.
And the “Big Shitbag” blames everyone but himself when you rattle his cage….
Regarding his paperwork: The “Big Maggot” has stated that he will not provide the paperwork as it can only create more trouble.
When you question that philosophy he goes on a religious rant about how he will pray for you and the trouble you are causing him.
Yeah, you heard it.
GT:
Heard it, don’t buy it. The “Big Bedwetter” needs to change his sheets, and take a douche.
Asshat
Yeah.
Religion is usually the last refuge of scoundrels.
Well, that, and that Florida MC they all ride in down there.
Yo, “Big Turd”,
Is Phildo still buying the drinks?
I bet the “Big Dawg” will give Phildo a “ride” if he needs one.
And the “Big Shitbag” leaves a pile when you rattle his cage…
But he is still using the Bible as both a shield and a sword.
Classy.
Still rocking the mini-medals, Big “Shitbag”?
And the “Big Shitbag” is starting to blame others when you rattle his cage….
And the “Big Maggot” blames you when you rattle his cage…
And the “Big Maggot” still refuses to provide any paperwork or documentation.
He just states it will confuse folks and cause more trouble.
All the while he is rocking that PH.
Maggot.
I saw my do licking his balls.
I thought of the “Big Turd” Keith Keeton.
Awww, c’mon Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton, you really think that whatever paperwork you (might) have is gonna confuzzle us? Just send it all along to the administrators at this site, and I’m sure the fine folks here will give it their best shot to attempt to understand the “Big Picture” of what you actually/honestly/truthfully accomplished while serving. It isn’t that difficult to do. But we all understand by now that said paperwork on your end doesn’t exist, and you’re just doing your damndest to blow your own brand of smoke up everyone’s arses.
But …. still waiting. Meanwhile, enjoy the spotlight every time one of your friends or family members Googles/Bings your name, and make sure some more of those pics with you sportin’ them mini-medals you never earned show up on the web, sport.
Big Dawg: Roof! Yeah Big Pup Keeton has ran away. He is never gonna release any information. TAH is now an afterthought to this phony lil fucker.
With all that has been going on I almost forgot about my buddy “Big Turd”!
And the “Big Turd” hides out when you rattle his cage…
Loser.