Charles Lattuca III; another tattoo phony
Scotty sends us his work on Chucky Lattuca, a real party dude. He claims to be an Army major, Infantry and Ranger, of course, and he has tattoos to prove it if you don’t believe him;
Yeah, well, here it comes. NPRC says “Who?”;
I’m guessing that he went to JROTC once, so he figures he deserves some sort of recognition for his sacrifice, kind of like Stermer, or Steamer, or whatever his name was. I knew that Lattucca was legit the minute I saw the dogtags, because I was watching this new show on Azteca TV (a Spanish language channel). The show is called “La Teniente“. It is about this chick who hunts terrorists and she was wearing her dog tags on the outside of her t-shirt (with the sleeves cut off) while she was chasing this terrorist around last night, so Chuckie here is legit, without a doubt.
Like Wittgenfeld, Lattuca doesn’t look quite so cool in his mug shot. I think they go to the same barber;
Category: Phony soldiers
REAL DEAL!
Tattoos always mean – REAL DEAL!
REAL DEAL!
Oh Hell Jonn. The Wittgenfeld & major jerk off using the same barber sentence was epic.
Too Legit To Quit!! Die you lying scumbag!!!!
Those tats should be removed with a sandblaster. Or 500 mW Class 4 laser.
You speeky da espanish?
How are our forces portrayed in that show?
Your mentioning of that show reminded me of something that happened approx a month after 9/11.
I was switching out from cable to Direct TV. The installer was a naturalized citizen from Guatemala. He’d been in the US for approx 20 years.
He was proud as could be that his younger brother had recently graduated university in an ROTC program and was finishing up his Army officer training. According to the installer guy, his brother was going to graduate and become an officer “just in time”.
He also told me about a rather large swarm of young Guatemalan men that were swarming the southern border of Mexico and on their way up to the US to join our military. Again, according to him “just because our government wont do anything useful, don’t mean they can’t at least try to.”
Since then, I’ve often wondered how our military is portrayed in the Central/South American entertainment venues.
Re: Those tatts.
I suggest the SOA method. A choice. Either the tatts get burned off with a torch, or they get cut off with a knife.
Jeez. Even the tats look fake. I’m calling Scripto on them!
I don’t get the tat, “Satan U Know Where I Lie”. It’s just me but I would have paid the extra bucks to have a V put in for “Live”. Satan U Know Where I Lie…sounds a little Freudian to me. ‘Cause, we know where you lied too Lattuca.
I just shared one of his photos to my wall with the message below. His friends should see it. Not being friended with him, I cannot post to his wall, but sharing a photo of his to my wall and leaving him some love there is nearly as good.
I said:
“Charles Lattuca III; would you be claiming to be a graduate of US Army Ranger School?
I am calling you out on that. How about a class number, date, who was your “Ranger Buddy”, etc.
Benning Tab Check would like to know, as they are having a problem finding you in there.
Perhaps you and your friends would like to take a look at your name up in lights here:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39300
Posers don’t have it easy when their deeds get engraved in the cyber granite that is the altar of St. Gooooooooooooooooogle.
Major Dipshit!
Damn. I was a lifer and Airborne but I don’t have any tats. I screwed up.
If your not man enough to earn the real Airborne or Air Assault wings, tat’s are the next best thing. I’ll give him a set of mine his choice but I get to pin them on him my choice !
@ 6 … Grimmy … or …
Do it Redneck Style … burn it off with a knife … No Sh!t!
Have a barf bag ready!
I see certificates for Airborne, Air Assault, Ranger, SERE, Infantry, and something else;
tat boy and greggy banks probably were in the same ILE class together at Leavenworth…
Let the games begin! In his facebook shit he calls somebody out as a poser, and claims integrity…
Dumbass…
A tatted up, bedwetting, stoner, devil worshipper. How f*cked up is that?
Laugh my freaking arse off, one of the most ‘bad ass’ tattoos by a phony.
By the way, is it even possible to have a Stolen Valor tournament for this year?
There’s sooo many candidates, it would have to be a monthly tournament.
@13:
All I can say is…
sir. I like the cut of your jib.
PS. Please note the uncapped sir. I am not insulting your parentage nor your work ethic. Simple respect. Given where earned.
The cross-eyed, monkey-eared, mouth-breather Chuck. Lookin’ his smartest!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=147081912124124&set=a.101107590054890.2695.100004669472498&type=3&theater
Looks like Chucky has had more than one brush with the law. I’ll wager the local constabulary would be interested in all the guns he owns.
Grimmy. I am just a servant.
Well that douchelord is really committed.
Grimmy#5 Yes me speak Spanish. The Spanish language media is respectful of US military and policebut not Americans in general. Americans are usually portrayed as clumsy buffoons. But the military is always portrayed as competent professionals.
Are those tats all shiny because they are new, fake, or something else entirely?
Someone contact Matthew Beck and let that assclown know that someone is ripping him off!
Call Phildo as well.
Nah, screw the knife. Go with the rusty spoon removal.
Why is it that posers think a tattoo is a badge of legitimacy? I could get JESUS tattoo’d on my chest but that doesn’t make me the messiah
https://www.facebook.com/joshstealsvalor
Dude has this on his page.
a little birdie told me that he is currently incarcerated in the Bradley County Jail and South East Tennessee. Call 423 728 73 00 and they should be able to confirm his status as an inmate awaiting trial on multiple felony indictments
Better Yet, I will!
Loser Deluxe! Tattoos to prove it!
Hardcore JORTC
Almost died laughing.
Ass clown.
One of my NCO’s at Bragg was named Lattuca. Only the second time I have run across this name. He was being seperated because after 9yrs he was still an E5 with not much chance of going higher. Nice guy though.
Oh..this isn’t him.
Recent word is that this clown in back behind bars on Felony Drug charges.
@36 Scotty…
Post *grumpycat.jpg*
GOOD!
I am just going to go out on a limb here with a prediction. His first defense will be the “Tribute” defense…
“I wear them in Tribute to my dead (homie, battle, grandpa, uncle, dog, etc…).
Maybe he thinks the “R” in JORTC means Ranger?
“JROTC”
Jesus H!! All these assholes getting tattoos of things they never earned.. Time to get out the belt sander men.
Charles Lattuca III you Piece of shit!!!
Do y’all not have anything better to do, nothing he’s done has hurt you or effected your lives In any way at all now has it? The only thing I’m getting out of military and vets is that all they do is sit around getting there noses into other people business and stays on the computer all damn day, get a fucking life, better yet keep on make a great name for all the other vets actually doing something, as people that just sit around collecting money for our government playing on the internet all day, grow the fuck up!!
Yeah, Ashley, it’s OUR fault that your man is a lying sack of shit.
Maybe if your buddy wasn’t such a piece of shit liar that never served in the US Army, we would not even be talking about him right now. But you go on believeing that he is the victim here… he did it to himself, ad if you were smart you would keep yourself out of it instead of injecting yourself into it like you are. Where is the tough guy that he cannot come here and defend himself, and sends you instead? What a man..
@42.
Ashley,
Do you hang out at Bonnies?
Or do you prefer liquor by the drink? Say, Applebee’s or such?
Also, does your clownass boyfriend work at Cleveland Chair?
So how does a fucking Poser, never served a day in the army get a Veterans Plate in Tennessee? Forged Discharged papers perhaps? Or is that someone elses car?
https://www.facebook.com/charles.lattucaiii#!/photo.php?fbid=164302560402059&set=a.134091730089809.31051.100004669472498&type=1&theater
@43 Jonn, Ashley, is probably Ashley Wattenbarger, one of his current or ex-girlfriends. She is a friend on his FB page.
Ashley, if you like being with a liar more power to you. But this guy lies to everyone. He stole the valor of men serving and many who gave their lives to be Rangers. If he is in jail for his Facebook professing marijuana use, good. Take the time he is away and get as far away from him as possible.
If you want to, “stand by your man”, then tell him he needs to come clean. Admit his fraud and make apologies to those he has dishonored. He can do that here by contacting the Administrator at the “Contact” link above.
If you believe all his lies, well, grow up, wake up and smell the roses. If you still want to stand by him then you are not much better than he is.
@42 Ashley…
Let us know how those conjugal visits work out for you since, well, you know, it seems like you need a little sumpin sumpin and your “man” is in the pokey.
Ask old Chuckles if he’s just being “gay for the stay”.
Ashley: not only is he a lying, ignorant, Valor-stealing scumbag and imposter, but he’s also a jailbird.
Are your standards really so utterly low that you would blindly defend him like that?
We’re calling him out because he claims to be one of us – a veteran – when he hasn’t served a day in his life.
You have a problem with that? Go see the jail chaplain and get a TS slip.
Maybe he means he is a rump ranger?
Ashley Wattenbarger has removed some photos of her n the phony. I shared a couple of em to my wall today, commenting on them and now they’ve been removed. Also noticed that a post made on his wall by one of my friends who is/was friended with the phony is now missing. H’mmm, they seem to want to avoid the truth.
Threat of a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2,,,,,