General Joshua Anggoh Lee; totally legit
Mark sends us a link to this General Joshua Anggoh Lee, and he seems totally legit to me including his Bronze Star Medal citation;
His bio looks to be totally legit, too;
I wonder why I can’t find him on the DoD Flag Officers Roster. And why isn’t he Commandant of the Marine Corps?
Category: Phony soldiers
Uh……WTF, over?
Well if you’re going to steal valor, steal big I guess?
How old is that guy? 40? Do these phonies not think that it is moronic to wear ribbons for conflicts that ended when they were small children? Not that this guy appears to be trying very hard to look legit.
But, but he is! No, really. hehehe *douchenozzle!
Looks like a nut case…Fb page is mostly [asian] shit.
Don’t all four stars live in Myrtle Beach?
LEGIT!! C’mon Folks, just ask him, his military career is SO classified, even the skid marks on his underwear have to be labeled “SECRET”!
I don’t see how you keep coming up with ironic sarcasm for these cases
And another one.
More to come tomorrow. And the day after.
So on and so forth, a record breaking year for phonies (at least those that are exposed to the public).
Next year, more of same.
YGBSM.
Does this turd have an email address? I don’t have Facebook and I’d like to send him an appropriate New Year’s Greeting – i.e., WTF!
…Like Dad (a former Marine his own self) always said, “Go big or go home.”
And actually, Myrtle Beach – AKA the Redneck Riviera and one of my favorite places on this green Earth – has a HUGE number of retired and former military members living there. If this a$$hole ever tries pulling this where anyone can actually, you know, see him, he’s gonna get a Biblical-level curbstomping.
…Sorry, but couldn’t resist. Just sent this to General Lee:
“Joshua – you are NOT a General officer in the United States Marine Corps. You really should take down your pictures, because I intend to report you to whatever Federal authorities might be interested, not to mention forwarding this to the Myrtle Beach Sun News. I am sure they and their readership will be fascinated by your story. Have a great day.”
Mike
Jonn has an annual dirtbag competition.
I propose a competition for the most egregious uniform and devices.
You know the ones, two CIBs and a CAB on the right side, three MOH ribbons, a Gettysburg Campaign ribbon, Trident, and General Manager of Force Recon (even I picked that up).
There would have to be two special categories for the NORKs – medals below the knee versus no medals below the knee.
My uniform was pretty bare so I don’t understand all of the references that you experts make about this stuff. It would help if someone could identify and explain the sins.
If these guys are going to race for the bottom, we should give awards to the winner.
WTF over! Why is he wearing Vietnam era campaign ribbons when he looks no more than 40 or so? What a douche bag. Come on posers at least try to get real. Come on, challenge us! This guy is too easy to spot as phoney. His BS is dated more than 30 years after Vietnam ended. Again, what a dickhead! My screen is small and I can’t make out what he has on above the BS. Little help here please guys.
Oh this character needs an ass stompin’.
@14, Sparks, didn’t you know? if you were a fetus in ‘Nam, or a sperm cell riding shotgun in your daddies sack while on patrol, you are authorized the service ribbon?
“Why isn’t he the Commandant of the Marine Corps?” Oh hell, let him. He couldn’t do any worse than the current one.
Turd.
@16 Andy you are right. I can’t tell if he is Vietnamese or Chinese. I am betting Chinese. But yea if he was a warm thought in some GI’s mind then, then I guess he gets to wear the bling. I just can’t believe he is rockin’ a 4 star general’s rank. Dear Lord I hope he doesn’t wear that getup in public. If he does he is really lookin’ for an ass whoopin’.
He’s such a badass they named a car after him.
He’s such a badass even his age is classified.
(Seriously, he looks barely old enough to shave.)
Ahhh…General Tso…I have had his chicken..very tasty
A black patent leather transverse belt?
What Marine Corps was he in?
Was he in the Colonia Marines with Lieutenant Gorman?
We’re waiting on the FOIA for one who will be the best since Soup Sandwich – a combination of Paul Tillson and and “The Round Marine”.
Legit.
He pinned my jump pack wings on after I graduated space marine school. We fought in the Imperius XII campaign together against the Orkz.
Ya’ll some haters.
This pillow biter doesn’t even look the part.
Ahhh….General Tso. You were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable!
C. Montgomery Burns
My God…where in the hell are these dumbasses coming from? So full of shit this one is.
Wait wait wait…this is the new advisor to the APL International Division.
Way back when.. all you needed to make an impression as a bad-ass was to be an artillery corporal with an Air Cavalry patch.
You ever wonder about when these dick heads have all the shit laid out on the bed and are getting ready to start pinning it on…like what goes through their head?
“One star…man that looks good. Maybe another. Oh man that looks cool. Three? What the heck. Man that looks sharp. Wonder if 4 would be overkill? Nawwww…can’t leave this lone pair sitting in the dresser drawer all by their lonesome!”
Teh Stoopid is strong with this one.
(scrolls back to the top, looks at picture again)
Man, ain’t he got the purttiest lips? I’m sure Bubba and Thor will help him put them there lips to their best use once Mr Lee ends up in the graybar bang-em-in-the-a** prison facility.
Dude could land a cameo appearance in Judge Dread II.
#33 Just so long as Sylvester squirrel nuts Stallone isn’t in it.
If you are going to go retard you might as well go fulltard,go effort on his part,some of these past poser’s could learn a few things from him.
I wonder if it would be wrong to separate the Stolen Valor Award weenies into Enlisted Phony and Commissioned Phony categories?
I thought something looked odd about this, so I went hunting and found an e-bay auction site for surplus gear run by someone named devildog.
The jacket this clown is wearing is a Marine Corps aviator general officer’s dress blue jacket.
And the pin is a paratrooper’s badge, not pilot’s wings.
What a flustercrock.
Jeeze, this dude is about five beers short of a six pack. By his grammar and syntax I’m sure that he has not been in this country that long. Perhaps he is a “visitor without benefit of documentation”. Perhaps someone should check his immigration status. Being as, he is so obviously a man of high moral standards. A man who would steal valor would surly steal other things.
Actually he kinda looks like some of these small-town, Barney Fife, police chiefs who love to stand in all their four-star glory at the podium and posture before the press pukes. Those guys piss me off more than morons like this because they ought to know better.
Dang, I was just in Myrtle Beach over Thanksgiving and missed the “General”. He would have had a great conversation with me and the 5 other military family members who have combined service of over 125 years. That would have been soooo much fun, watching him get his ass handed to him.
Wow General Pace looks a lot younger and more asian… I guess he underwent a lot of surgery in his retirement… OR Some chicken shit cocksucker stole his dress blues… The ribbons are the EXACT SAME authorized for wear by General Peter Pace USMC.
@39. Oh my gosh. Those guys slay me. I was pulled over for speeding in VA five years ago and was ‘honored’ to have been caught by a Lt. Col. on traffic patrol. he caught me fair and square but he was dressed like a banana-republic general. All he was lacking was a feather in his cap.
@17:
No doubt.
Hell, with his made up and self invented “mindset” he might even actually put some hard charging back into the Corps, since as the big bossman, he’d be exempt for actual doing the hard, or the charging.
Ah, the famous General Lee. I know his wife, Sara. Helluva baker.
outstanding!
Guy’s legit. As a matter of fact there’s a new show coming out on LOGO called “The Pukes of Hazzard”. It follows the antics of two gay Asians in rural SC. They drive around in a pink Prius with a rainbow flag painted on top called “General Lee”.
Judging from one of his pictures and comments. This kid has no clue that he is stealing valor too LOL. Talking about how he should have joined the Army and laughing about what unit he allegedly is in.
@41 2/16
You are spot on!
http://osd.dtic.mil/news/Oct2002/200210302a.jpg
No doubt this goofy bedwetter backed up Zippy the Pinhead, William “Bill” Blake of Bartlesville Oklahoma, when he liberated Grenada (all by himself)…
I think he is a ‘Photoshop hero’. His ribbon rack is not strait. His next story will be that he was wearing a Halloween Costume. Or he was in an Indy movie about the Marines. Or that he wanted a free upgrade to first class for a long flight back to Indonesia. If his F/B page is till up on Monday we will know for sure that he is a real douchnozzle.