Inked Miss Kansas, Theressa Vail
Skeptical bunch that we are, several of you have sent us links in regards to Miss Kansas, Theressa Vail. Yes, she’s a buck sergeant in the Kansas National Guard Medical Detachment like she says. And, I’m sure to the horror of SMA Ray Chandler, she’s inked;
According to People Magazine, her tats are the Army Dental Corps insignia on her shoulder and the Serenity Prayer in the gentle curve of her side.
She’s also an expert M16 marksman, a bow hunter, a skydiver, a boxer and a mechanic. She finally had to stop motorcycle racing after breaking all the fingers in her right hand – a potential stumbling block, she decided, to reaching her goal of becoming an Army dentist. She can skin a deer, she has a great squirrel stew recipe (it features sauerkraut) and, one day, she hopes to hunt bear with her bow and arrow.
People says that her commanding officer encouraged her to enter the beauty pageant. The article also says that she took another burst of six years with the Guard, so it should be interesting to see how it all plays out.
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Great, all well and good but when is she going to Airborne School?
Hot damn! i want one!
Good for her but I’d be surprised if her CO didn’t get re-training in sexual harassment after this article was posted
Where was she when I was in? I’d make certain to have a weekly dental visit just to see that smile. 🙂
If she’ll gut my buck, call me Rueben Soady! (Any Michiganders here should get the reference…)
Wow–good looking, can shoot AND has s squirrel recipe. >meh< all the goods ones are taken.
;-D
it’s stories like this that make me re-think my decision to do 22 years in the Artillery…….. not so many beauty pageant contestants…
You have captured a picture of the ever elusive and rare hot Army chick. I thought they were all in the Chairforce.
I’d eat a bag of Oreos before going to an appointment with her.
Lovely lady. Thanks for posting that. 🙂
@7 Takes a bigger woman to move that hardware eh brother?
There are plenty of hot chicks in ALL the uniformed services, Twist. You just have to look past the camo and clunky clothing and clunky boots.
Nice pair. But I wonder if they’re real. I guess the only way to tell is to catch her coming out of the shower. If they’re fake, the shower would wash them off. (Hey, get your mind out of there, you sexist pig. I’m talking about her pair of tatoos.)
NO, my daughter is hot and she was in the medical corp. She is now out on a medical, but trust me, she is hot…
And I never saw anything anywhere near that hot when I was in !!!!!
All we ever got in Alaska was old fat Snow Cows… (Cheeseheads will recognize that one !!!)
The really good news is that this ought to set the Pentagon back about, oh, 20 years. I mean, we’re talikng the Miss America Pageant here, not some county fair. This is too rich.
Back in the old days, when women were held on a pedestal, unless you were luck enough to hold them in the rear seat of a Chevy, I recall one muffin that was always melting our butter. Funny how one never forgets a truly good-looking military woman.
Hey! Thunderstixxx! There are plenty of hot chicks in the members gallery! Nicki, Defend, Julie — pick a decade of service!
Jonn, we need more of us WIMMINS posting here.
Not a big deal; Theressa Vail is just following in the footsteps of Jill Stevens, Miss Utah 2007, who not only was in the ARNG but had actually deployed downrange for OEF. I think Theressa got Jill beat in the tattoo department, though…
If she drives a jeep, that would be one step closer to perfection!
I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
(In Gary Sinese’s voice)
You taught her how to hunt and skin a buck.
We’ll enter her in beauty parents.
Army Strong.
i can not for the life of me recall a single attractive woman wearing a uniform while i was in. i mean, after the first 10 months or so in the desert, some of them start looking good, but thats just sand goggles. i should have been a dental assistant or something in the medical corps, infantry dont ever get issued the good stuff.
1987, 101st Chemical Company, STB, 1st CoSCom, Fort Bragg… Lt. Tonkinson, prettiest thing I ever saw in Woodland camo…damn, she was pretty…and one of my fellow mechanics in the motor pool, PFC Gutierrez looked good too… Guess some of you should have made a trip to Leg Land now and then!
Finally, positive press about a dental troop!
Wife of 35 years outranked me for several years… problem by now is I think she got used to that. Dunno how ‘hot’ she was to others, but she was to me.
Off topic. Smitty, the funniest piece of porta-potty graffiti I ever saw was, “Army chicks, enjoy it while you can. In 12 months you’ll be ugly again.”
Well, I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but we trained for a week at Fort McClellan, AL and we got a weekend off. At that time they still had WAC basic training there and there were hundreds of good-looking women everywhere. When I PCS’d to Panama in ’76, I met a gorgeous SP4 on the flight and she slept with her head on my shoulder all the way to Panama, but we lost sight of each other at the ReplDet. There were hundreds of good looking cadet women when I was a TACNCO at Advanced Camp. They’re out there, but for some reason they don’t let them go near grunts.
…ah, to be a young NCO again…. I would definately be knocking on her door.
Good for her!!
@ 14 and 17, Just go to the first pic on the members gallery! 😉
A buddy of mine from Basic met a nice looking woman in the Army. She was a Capt. he was a PFC. She got out after her obligation and they got married. Oddly she is a dentist! He’s now a CSM…
@27–sounds familiar. Lots (or enough) decent-looking to hawt women at the IMA or on the tenders, but damned if they ever went down to the boats.
Great bod but the tats and squirrel recipe are a no-go.
I bet the FRG absolutely hates her, lol. The handful of attractive women that were in my units were always despised by the FRG wives.
1. Expert M16 Marksman – CHECK!
2. Bow Hunter – CHECK!
3. Skydiver – Check!
4. Boxer – CHECK!
5. Mechanic – CHECK!
6. Motorcycle Racing – CHECK!
7. Army Dentist – CHECK!
8. Skin a Deer – CHECK!
9. Squirrel Stew Recipe – CHECK!
10. Bear Hunting with Bow – CHECK!
Based on the Top Ten List above, I have only one question:
How is she with a chain saw?
Sounds like the complete package to me!
@34, No Shit!!
Back in the mid eighties when females began to populate non-combatant ships, I was pleased to say that I was on combatant ship.
Because, there is nothing more distracting than a good looking woman working a long side you.
Wait … yes there is one thing and it applies to the Navy … an ugly looking woman working a long side you!
The sea going woman of the early to mid 1980’s were dangerously ugly and critically most unattractive!
LebbenB, that is the most accurate thing ever said on a deployment.
and for the record, Ex-ph was a serious looker
‘They’re out there, but for some reason they don’t let them go near grunts.’
That is because sailors and grunts have testicles for brains, until they outgrow it or get shot at. This is my own personal experience, based on the Navy from 1967 to 1974. Marines can be even worse. Sometimes they didn’t even outgrow it WHEN they’d been shot at.
You have no idea what it’s like to have some sailor park his ass in your work station when you’re trying to do your job, because he’s been out to sea for 90 days and he’s as horny as a hoot owl and is looking for sex.
Doesn’t mean I don’t like them.
Speaking of sailors, this is for Jeff Hubbell, wherever you are:
Remember when you used to take me to the movies in Pensacola during “A” School? You’d go get popcorn and give it to me with this: “Here. I hope you get fat and nobody looks at you.”
You know what, Jeff. You should be careful what you wish for. It always comes back to land on you.
Oh, yeah — Taco — you were a great kisser.
@38 – Smitty, thank you.
EX-PH2 was far too good looking to go to sea!
All work would have stopped!
@41 – See??????
I’d have to wear a bag over my head to get anything done!
Do any of you folks remember watching the television series, “CHINA BEACH”?
Whenever I watched it, I’d either laugh or get mad.
There were NO females where I was at!
Oh, once in a great while, a doughnut dolly (i.e., Red Cross volunteer) would come around distributing cookies and Kool-Aid.
And, if I went to Phu Bai, I might sometimes very briefly glimpse an Army nurse near the hospital.
But that television show made it look like Viet Nam was swarming with really bodacious looking chicks.
Uh uh, not happening, not hardly.
Female soldiers in the United States were WACs (i.e., Women’s Army Corps), and their barracks was surrounded by barbed wire, with entrances guarded by male Military Police (at that time, females couldn’t be MPs).
By the way, during the Second World War, when the WAAC (i.e., Women’s Auxiliary Army Corps, forerunner of the WAC), my stepmother, Alma Capp Mallernee, was number 104 to sign up.
@39, you should have seen some of the behavior of some of the males whether they were grunts or REMF’s while at Balad Air Base. Yes they had some female looker’s, mostly Air Force.
China Beach was a great show. It was Hollywood with great troubled characters, but in the end of each show the emotion and toil of the time was at least somehow expressed.
There was a character (spec ops guy) who always was quiet and stand offish to all. He had the hots for one of those sweet ass nurses. But, he never got it. Can you imagine if he did?
Can any of you guys or gals recall the guy I am talking about. He was the coolest character.
John in Vets Home: I love reading your posts. You are like a cloistered military and social historian who has secretly found the internet and no one at the home knows.
Keep it up!
Oh. One other thing. If they come to your room looking for your modem … Club them over the head and hide them in the closet. That will give maybe two days to figure out what to do next!
@ 14, never heard of snow cows. Do you mean Tundra Wookies?
@45 His name is Jeff Kober. He’s had a steady career of tv show and B-movie action roles.
#46 MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)
I put a video on my web site about the evacuation of Manhattan Island on Tuesday 11 September 2001.
Were you there when that happened?
Since you’re Navy, I’m wondering if you were one of the folks who was evacuated, or if you were one of the folks doing the evacuating?
John. Yes and yes. Sept 11th is tough time for us here and me personally. Too much loss all around! I was 2 blocks from north tower when it came down. Sept 11 – 14 … I was on state orders. Shortly after that I was recalled to active duty for almost 2 years.
The water evac from the west was the largest of its kind in history in terms of speed and numbers of evacuees. It is compared to Dunkirk.
In addition, the foot evac was the largest as well. The estimate was 400 k. Thanks for all!