Paul K. Wickre: GUILTY of…..
Resisting arrest, reckless driving, violation of probation, failure to obey a lawful order, assault in the second degree, violation of probation, driving in excess of reasonable and prudent speed on highway, telephone threats, assault in the second degree, resisting arrest, violation of probation, and class V incoherent usage of the English Language. (Some of those may be duplicates, hard to tell from the documents, but you can see the source for every one of those statements in the links below.)
He’s…..back……. Via an email…
Seavey , I saw what you did, While Lilyea is just stupid and cruel, I can see that you are venal and pre-meditated. You will get as you give. Since you are trying to diminish my life, I do not think you understand the well of hate you have opened.
You are of course right about Lilyea. (I keed, I keed.) I would have added diminutive, morose, curmudgeonly, and wildly successful at what he does. But me venal? Are you sure that’s the word you want to use? Because suggesting I am susceptible and predisposed towards bribery seems defamatory. I assume you can show I have taken bribes, so I invite you to show that documentation. See, that’s one of those things you probably shouldn’t be sending in late night emails. I assume from “you will get as you give” means you are starting a blog to detail my interactions with the police. Won’t that be fun. I’m not sure you can do an entire blog on a drunk in public charge from 1993, but it is a hella funny story. I’m not trying to diminish your life Paul, I’m trying to keep you out of mine. If I took down posts about you that would only encourage you. So I am using the only avenue available to me, putting the info out there so people can get the facts. If you went away and just shut up, the Google rankings would drop away. If you don’t click and comment on that stuff, it falls. The only reason we show up now is because you keep firing up the situation again. I don’t care what “well of hate” you have in you. I just want you to leave us alone.
Why don’t you poke around the Left Coast records to see what happens to folks like you.
Is this a threat? It’s written in such a buffoonish manner that I have no clue what you are trying to say. I have no desire to pick through any more of your records than I have already. Just posting up your history in Maryland has led to about 100 emails, each one more bereft of legal argument and logic than the one preceding it. Going on 3 months and you still haven’t had a lawyer contact me. I’m assuming that means you can’t find anyone to represent you.
Actually there are records here in DC, pre-Internet. Might want to form an idea of what happens when you fuck with someones life, the way you have, little man in Indiana.
Another threat? I’m not that little Psul. Again though, the only one “fucking with someones life” is you. If you went away, this shit would die out. You seem to want to nurture and plant fertilizer 5 nights a week at 1 in the morning. Despite having specifically stated you were done commenting. And more, and more, and more comments show up……
you are attmpting to ruin my worklife and career from your curb on the Internet. Of course we are going to fight back, but you are now a special 5 year exception, as the records will tell the story, if you can find them. Pretty good family story. Check out the outcome, you midwestern hick at National Archives and Lilyea at NARA.
No, I’m not. I don’t care about your worklife, nor your career. Don’t misconstrue apathy for malevolence. I wouldn’t hire you to do anything, and I would assume anyone who put 5 seconds of research into you would feel the same way. All you do is threaten people around you. You hurt everyone around you. Hell, you even include your wife’s email address in about half your messages to me for some reason I can’t figure out. Last week you tried to tell me how she’s a DC attorney, and I pointed out that her bar membership is listed as inactive, and suddenly she’s not on our emails anymore. Why’s that Paul? Is she getting tired of you causing collateral damage to her as well? I might have taken issue with that “midwestern hick” jibe a while back, but now, not so much. Starting to like Indiana.
Sweet Dreams
Thanks Paul, you too. It comes fairly easy since I have a good job, a great marriage, good friends, and a bright and optimistic future ahead of me. You should try that. Maybe if you let go on your “well of hate” you also could have sweet dreams.
All of this started because of you Paul. You aren’t a victim, you are the perpetrator. No one knew who you were until you came on here spouting nonsense about how Jonn and I were like the Nazis who killed the Jews. And then you started putting up our SSNs and DOBs. (I emailed you that info yesterday, but you didn’t reply.) At every single possible step you’ve made the wrong decision. And I suspect you will again too. Everyone has the right to remain silent, would that you had embraced this right about 2 months ago then I wouldn’t be posting things about you. But the only way to deal with a bully is head on.
So, here you go, reprinted so everyone will remember just what you are capable of. Telephone threats, assault, orders of protection, resisting arrest and violation of probation. It’s not too late to change your ways.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty)
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
DEFENDANT WAS ASKED IF HE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE SENTENCING. COURT (SAVAGE, J.) SENTENCES DEFENDANT TO THREE (3) YEARS INCARCERATION, SUSPENDS ALL BUT EIGHT (8) MONTHS TO BE SERVED AT THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS AND REHABILITATION, WITH A RECOMMENDATION TO THE PRE-RELEASE CENTER, EXECUTION OF SENTENCE PENDING PRE-RELEASE SCREENING, PLACES DEFENDANT ON THREE (3) YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, SUBJECT TO CONDITIONS AS SET FORTH IN THE PROBATION CONTRACT, WITH SPECIAL CONDITION THAT THE DEFENDANT HAS NO HARASSING CONTACT WITH STATE’S ATTORNEYS OFFICE OR WITH ANY POLICE AGENCY. COURT COSTS ASSESSED. STATE ENTERS A NOLLE PROS TO REMAINING COUNT OF THE INFORMATION.
Later on Appeal:
DEFENDANT WAS ASKED IF HE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE SENTENCING. COURT (SAVAGE, J.). SENTENCES THE DEFENDANT AS TO COUNT #2 FOR A PERIOD OF THREE (3) YEARS INCARCERATION SUSPENDS ALL BUT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY – NINE (179) DAYS, SENTENCE COMMENCING OCTOBER 12, 2007 AT 6:00 P.M. TO BE SERVED AT THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS AND REHABILITATION, UPON RELEASE DEFENDANT IS PLACED ON THREE (3) YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, SUBJECT TO THE SAME TERMS AND CONDITIONS AS SET FORTH IN THE PROBATION CONTRACT OF JULY 30, 2007. COURT (SAVAGE, J.) DETERMINES THAT THE DEFENDANT, PAUL K. WICKRE HAS WAIVED ALL FURTHER MODIFICATIONS OF SENTENCES.
NOTE to readers: Don’t make a statement of fact that isn’t a fact. Psul will seize on it. So make sure what you are saying is either a fact (“Paul was convicted of resisting arrest”) or opinion (“he’s a bloviating pile of fetid dogshit.”)
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Oh snap, TSO that is beautiful. Psul will have a fit, hehe.
You’d think that he would be grateful because we did what he asked us to do, even though, legally, we didn’t have to do it. I swear, there’s just no pleasing this guy.
what if i say Paul is a bloviating pile of fetid dogshit that is just upset about monkey ass losing the tourney? see what i did there? i included opinion and fact! hahahahaha
Is he also an Obama supporter?
You guys should know by now that you cant fix stupid. God knows you have tried enough times on this page . keep up the good work thought. Really enjoy watching these dumbasses you guys out piss an moan like a little child who got there toys taken away
#82639C – ????? Oh, my, I had this intuitive moment a few days ago that said he ignored a red light and T-boned someone going through an intersection. I have to find that post. Am I psychic or what?
Geez, Louise, you’d think he’d get the message: leave now and don’t come back. Even Gollum got the message and left Smeagol alone for a while.
Paul Kevin Wickre. That just rolls off of the keyboard so nice (my opinion, not a fact), that I think I will type it some more, for no apparent reason.
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Man, that gives the ‘ol qwerty a good workout.
You know the sound a 500-gallon fuel blivet makes when you accidentally punch off the sling load a little early?
Yeah, that.
TSO, you are my hero.
TSO, I will concoct brief but effective ethereal armor for you against this codpiece clamp and send it to you on the westering winds. Thor will loan you his shield and probably his hammer. I might have to ask him about that. He loves to use that hammer on the trolls under the bridge.
The ‘well of hate’ — sounds like a title for an epic poem, of the bardic variety.
Ex-PH2: a line from Mitchner’s novel Tai-Pan is IMO more apt: “Fat bag of fart.”
Just my opinion, of course.
“Well of Hate” – good name for a rock band, no?
If Psul would just STFU, go away, and stay away, interest in him would slowly dry up and the comments would stop. You, and others, have made this point many times. But does Psul listen? Noooooo. He simply must return to stir the pot, time after time after time. He can’t help himself. As a result of his efforts, the name Paul K. Wickre stays front and center, and the comments continue. He’s the one keeping this going, and he doesn’t seem to understand that.
TSO: sent you an e-mail. It might let you add a bit to the above.
Here is how I will post about psulie-o the uncoolie-o.
Fact: Paul k wickre is large, fat and unpleasant.
Opinion: I think he’s stupid, self-centered, annoying, and he smells like pickle juice and stinky feet.
Hondo, I like that description. I will work on a poem titled “The Battle at the Well of Hate”. Maybe someone with some motor or music skills can concoct a melody for it.
MrBill: or would that be a band of rocks?
And the subject of all this continues to spend a lot of effort proving our collective low opinion to indeed be fact.
As far as the “venal” thing goes, I think he already tried to bribe us with an “anonymous contribution” as he called it and we told him that we’re not for sale. So, yeah, I don’t think he knows what the word means.
Wowzers!! Certainly a performance record to be proud of!!!
Dibs on the band name!
From the very beginning I have tried to explain that it’s his actions that have “manipulated the Google algorithm” and that have kept this on going. As someone else said “you can’t fix stupid”. He either truly can not understand that HE is the bad guy not you guys or he really is just not that bright. You guys are among my biggest heroes and I can’t wait to see how this will unhinge him tonight. Keep up the great work and we’ll keep cheering you on!
Ex-Ph2 – If you have the ability to speak with Thor, ask him to stop over my way. I want to “speak” to him, yeah we’ll call it that.
Valkyrie: will do.
“PLACES DEFENDANT ON THREE (3) YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, SUBJECT TO CONDITIONS AS SET FORTH IN THE PROBATION CONTRACT, WITH SPECIAL CONDITION THAT THE DEFENDANT HAS NO HARASSING CONTACT WITH STATE’S ATTORNEYS OFFICE OR WITH ANY POLICE AGENCY.”
A special condition of probation is one that is specific to the defendant. I have never heard, let alone seen, of one like the one quoted above. It’s pretty amazing, really: “NO HARASSING CONTACT WITH STATE’S ATTORNEYS OFFICE OR WITH ANY POLICE AGENCY.” Yipes.
Like a seasoned race horse, if you want to predict someone’s future performance, look at their past performance. As horses go, you can easily tell whether the beast is more likely to soon be in the winner’s circle or a can of Alpo. It works for humans too.
TSO, that’s just Maryland. A few from the Wickre hit parade in Virginia:
Arlington Co. District Court case GT09010474-00 – 064/45 SPEEDING (20 MPH over the limit is the magic number for reckless driving in VA, so perhaps a bit of benevolence on the part of the officer?). Guilty In Absentia. $190 fine, $81 court costs.
Fairfax Co. District Court case GT09242994-00 – 074/55 SPEEDING (note the same 19 MPH over the limit). Guilty In Absentia, $100 fine and $82 court costs.
Fairfax Co. District Court case GT12225854-00 – 100/55 RECKLESS. Guilty, $500 fine, $82 court cost.
I wonder if he’s trying to turn his life around.
It is very interesting how the lucky sperm club elite seems to get into trouble. It is even more interesting to notice that all of the trouble above seems to be trailer-park entertainment on Worlds Dumbest Police Chases and COPS. I bet Paul K. Wickre is very proud that he is an elite with an extensive drunken arrest record. I’m sure all of his rich friends are very proud of him being a drunkard with no respect for law enforcement. Not to mention that he seems to have a proclivity for driving crappy cars (I’ve seen some of the evidence photos while looking over a friend’s shoulder at the State Attorney’s Office in Oregon).
I warned him a long time ago that he’s stepping into the hornets nest with his threats and shenanigans, but he didn’t listen (I know, I’m shocked, too). I told him, then, that he should just stop poking the bear and that threats against Veterans isn’t a wise course of action.
He may think that he’s so much smarter than us and that was his downfall; arrogance. It sucks to be him.
One last thing; how in the hell did someone with his record get clearance to work for a government contractor?
Next time Paul K. Wickre finds a bar that will allow him to enter, he can take the microphone on Karaoke night and sing “If Being Canned By APL For Posting Incoherent Statements Online Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right”.
In my opinion, Paul Wickre is a dick with ears.
Yah know,I have been working in the ghan since 08,and the first thing I do after eating at the shitty dfac,and starting my shift,is logging on to TAH,you are a great page,keep it the fuck up,at some point America might really see what all these poser’s are about.
I’m pretty sure these guys don’t read TAH, but Paul is pretty much reached Fred Phelp’s status with his buffoonery.
He’s the kind of guy that will eventually piss people like this off, with the same results. If Paul was to keep releasing people’s information and making threats, I wouldn’t put it past someone who he kept going after to give this Satanist’s group a call. Perhaps an afterlife conversion of his ancestors might result in a change of heart on his part.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/religion/satanists-perform-pink-mass-ritual-turn-westboro-baptist-church-founder-s-dead-mom-gay
Old Dog, that’s too funny!
Flagwaver- I’ve asked that question many times, for him and Phil. I don’t know how TSC works but to me it seems like you should not have one if you have a criminal record, as both of them do.
Also isn’t it funny how someone with such a record accuses us of being criminals? I have only had one ticket in my life and it was for 5 miles over the limit. I know for fact that most here don’t even have that much on their record. Hello Pot, meet Kettle!
Psul, Dude I’m writing this comment just for you, before you get yourself into a world of shit please read all this, excuse the foul language just overlook it as the meaning is what I want you to understand. Ok, this blog shows up on the first hits of your name, welcome to the internet you are not the first one to have a webpage with less than flattering stuff done to you, I personally had this, I’m a somehow known person in the security field (as I speak in defcon, blackhat, and other security conferences around the world) so of course you get ppl disliking you for one reason or another. What’s my approach? 1. Be humble, I realize what I know is not mine and is my responsibility to share it, and being patient, yes you will get couple of sarcastic remarks (“Fuck really? again? I mean this is a kinder garden exploit and you can’t make it work? do I have to taaaalk slooooooowwwww? *laugh* ok, so this is how it works and all) shit I can even explain to you any hacking technique with a bar and beer example believe .. is fun trying to figure out that. 2. Be disciplined and I’m not talking about waking up at 5am and doing PT and that, no .. KNOW yourself Psul, when you are mad you seem to go on a rant, is ok, I mostly do too, I’ve written VERY and I mean VERY harsh comments to you, but you know what? before clicking submit, take a deep breath, read it and erase it, I understand putting it in “ink” helps remove the rage but hitting submit only brings more “pissed off” 3. Be active on the internet, see I presume you have a lot of experience with sales in some very harsh and difficult areas in the government, why not open a blog about it and tell us what makes you successful and how you managed to close deals, trick and tips? kid you not I would probably read that blog religiously. is not about… Read more »
My right hand to the Sweet Baby Jesus, I pray that this post goes to 1000 comments rikki-tik.
Dizzam, who knew it would come to this (I did! I did!) A small band of veterans vs. 1 snarky, booze-addled reject of the douchoise. You did’t need Nostradamus and the Long Island Medium to tell you how this is going to end.
Once this is all chronicled in the annals of scientific history, I believe there will be a new term created to explain the dissolving of brain cells through long-term exposure to low-grade alcohol through layers of fat and flopsweat. I’m going to call it wickrefication.
Quick, somebody copyright that shit.
@23 My guess is that because he was in sales, he did not require a Secret or TS at all, this is why he was able to operate with that long past (TSO quick question as he is convicted would that constitute “criminal past”? I mean *scratch head* ?? I’m no lawyer and I haven’t been in a Holiday Inn in a while so :P)
@29 There is no way he can have a TSC, one of the things they really look into is “weird” questions such as “he has any sexual diversions?” now that is not “sexual tendency” as some ppl have thought, they want to catch ANYTHING that can be used to blackmail you and extract information or resources of you; so I don’t believe he would have passed even if he admitted to all the problems, not because of the convictions but because if he has a drinking problem that’s another ball game.
Happy sunday to all!! *brings coffee, donuts and croissants* day is GORGEOUS here I think I might take a small 5 mile run and relax .. 🙂
@30 Lostontheminterwebs,
I think Paul is all but a lost cause. The last thing he needs to do is start a blog. He would just be an incoherent, drunken fool on that one too.
Paul K Wickre is a better, broken man that needs to douche out his entire life.
My recommendations would be to entirely step away from his current lifestyle and habits. The definition of insanity is constantly repeating the same actions and expecting different results.
Here are my recomendations for P.K. Wickre.
1. Step away from this blog, the internet and anything to do with this situation. It’s become an unhealthy obsession with you.
2. If you have the assets like you say you do, take a month to get away from your surroundings. Preferably in a rehabilitation center, where you can face your drinking problem and do some soul searching.
3. Do something outdoors, fishing, birdwatching, stargazing, or hiking. Tour the National Parks.
4. Find a mentor. There are lots of people out there that have been there and done that, They have a lot of knowledge to share.
5. Do something that gets your hands dirty, Gardening, Landscapping, woodworking or rebuilding a motor. With your finances you supposedly have you could buy some old car, have someone fix it up and help them,,, just let them run the project, be the gopher and learn from them.
6. Do something to help others. Habitat for Humanity, walk pets at a shelter, drive a van for meals on wheels, do a food drive.
Do this and you might turn around the wreck that is your life.
Let’s see what he does this week and next weekend. He may pop in a few times, but my guess is the Big Tamale Explosion will take place end of month.
So if he’s not allowed to harrass the courts, and can’t get a real attorney to make him, how is he going to do anything? He’s giving us a clue in his twaddle from last night, ‘wait ’til September’.
Piece of free advice, psulieboi: If you’re supposed to be job-hunting, spending all this time casting empty threats, aspersions and false info at a blog and specifying who he intends to attack is NOT A GOOD IDEA. You are simpley cooking YOUR OWN GOOSE when you do this.
i think were to say, swallow a .45, it would solve all his problems. no more legal issues, concerns about his wife not performing her ‘wifely duties’, concerns about his name on google searches, or being all butt hurt about his pappa bear monkey ass losing the tourney!
Are you sure the statement about Paul being a bloviating pile of fetid dogshit is only an opinion? After wading through his ‘writing’ I would think it would qualify as fact. But hey, what do I know, I’m a former squid.
Personally, I think the only one who should be offended here are the bloviating piles of fetid dogshit. That’s really an unfair characterization, ya’ll.
And Psulie-boi? I’m still here, waiting for ya. I’d say I’ll be here alone per your assertion, but the girlfriend and the kids kinda won’t let that happen, so meh.
Finally, if you’re going to hack my phone number, why not just call my cell provider and ask for it? I’m sure if you do one of your many impersonations of LEO’s or FBI types they’ll just wet their panties in their haste to hand it over to you.
For a guy who claims to be a member of the Lucky Sperm (Guzzler) Club, your life sure has been one huge chunky-style shit sandwich, Psulie-boi. Ever thought about ending it?
This is my personal opinion only. Not representative of blog management, peers or the US Government: Paul K. Wickre is a bloviating, pitiful individual that couldn’t find a Zebco fishing pole and reel in WalMart if it was right in front of his face. Ask him to find you a compass, he’d most likely return with a cows ass, tail still attached and runny shit running down its backside. He wouldn’t know a 10mm end wrench from a 1/2 inch drive, 15/16th” deep well socket.
He’s been trolling through here all day with a Romanian IP address known to spam blogs. Unless there’s really someone in Romania searching on “Paul Wickre” and reading 17 posts in English.
Oh, well, in THAT case, here goes. Nothing to do, eh, psulie-o the uncoolie-o? Here’s a list things YOU SHOULD BE DOING if you want to find a new job. – Make sure you have a really nice interview suit, with an appropriate old school tie and a clean shirt. Cufflinks are good. They impress older potential employers. – Polish up that briefacse. Drop the aluminum attache case, because it looks too much like a ‘hide’ for mass quantities of cash. I’m sure you can find a really nice leather briefcase on sale at the Leather Shop. – The best salespeople are redheads – I read that some place – so try changing you hair color to something appropriate for success in the sales field. – Breathe through your nose during the interview, not through your mouth. – Let the interviewer sell the company to you, and indicate that you believe strongly in the products under discussion. Know the products front to back, inside and out. – Don’t go into an interview with booze on your breath. EVER. – If you make it past the first interview, REALLY suck up to the next interviewer. If you get to the third interview, you can nearly grovel at the feet of the guy who will be your boss, but don’t over do it. – Promote all the positive parts of your work history. If the job involves writing, take along reprints from those 1997 articles you wrote for “Wired” or whatever it was. – Drive a sedan, not one of those Jags you brag about. The Big Cheeses don’t like it if they think you’re flaunting your personal shit at them. – Make sure your shoes are polished, your clothes are neat and clean with no stains of any kind, and there’s no egg or ketchup or mustard on your tie. And make sure your fingernails are clean. Some people won’t hire you if your shoes are run down at the heel. – Avoid doing things that create flopsweat. – Last but not least, STOP COMING HERE AND WASTING TIME ON THIS.… Read more »
Ex-PH2, it’s not that he’s OCD, he’s bat sheet crazy. This is how he deals with his feelings of inadequacy. He finds a target who was “wronged” him, bully them until he gets to a point where he feels vindicated, then walks away telling himself that he really is a winner. It’s an abusive pattern that is seen over and over again in the court records.
As far as him ever having a TS security clearance, that would have been gone either after the first time he had to tell the SSO about the DUI arrest, or the bankruptcy, or the resisting arrest, or the incarceration, or the time at the rehab facility. With the job market the way it is and his litany of arrests and convictions, he’d be hard pressed to get a job in the opening shift at the local McDonalds to get the grease hot for the hash browns.
Of course, not being a psychiatric professional, nor a McDonald’s manager, this is all purely my opinion.
Jonn- So is the site now to be called “TAH Hulk” or was that for “TSO Hulk”?
(See what I did there?)
EX-PH2- I hope us redheads make great sales people. We’ll see after I visit Amazon. Hehe!
Paul- It seems as if this blog full of “unstable” Vets are the only ones being calm and respectful. How about you show these good people the respect they’ve earned. Either take the advice they offered or be a man of your word and stick to the “cease fire” you keep screaming for.
Ex- I don’t dare put up the monkey thing on this post, I might offend Psul, what should I do(darn, don’t insult monkeys)
Heidi, you should use your best judgement. 🙂 Sometimes less is more. Sometimes anger, like steel, is best used when it has cooled and hardened. 😉 I did another post on my blog, referencing some stuff here. If you need the link, let me know.
Valkyrie — I read that in a book by a research consultant for major corporations. Can’t remember who wrote it, but he did have statistics to back up what he said. I think I can vouch for his research, because a friend of mine who had red hair got a job in sales. I saw her several months later and not only had her wardrobe gone up several levels, she told me she was having the best year she had ever had in her life.
So – go for it, girl!!
Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you, et al., that I’ve done the outline for the second volume of the first book. 🙂
Still a shitbag.
Good points, Bobo.
Paul, aka “BITCH BOI”must be extremely bored today to troll through TAH. Wonder if he will get juiced up tonight?
All good advice, Ex-PH2, but consider this:
All reputable companies ask applicants, “Have you ever been found guilty of a crime, other than a minor traffic violation?” If one lies, he’s out. If one tells the truth, he is likely to be out too. The predominant approach is to lie on the outside chance that HR will not do the appropriate checks. What do you advise? Inquiring minds want to know–and some need to know!
Air Cav–if the position is for anything more responsible or better paying than porn theater janitor, companies these days are doing the checks. They have to, simply because it’s so expensive and damn near impossible to get rid of a shitty employee without a hell of a paper trail and ironclad reason, lest you open yourself for a wrongful termination lawsuit.
Well, 2/17AirCav, I did take into consideration when posting my advice column, but the background checks will be run, regardless, and it’s paul k wickre’s problem, not yours or mine.
I don’t even have parking tickets to look at. Neither do you, right?
Unfortunately, wickre’s age – pushing 60 – is also against him and no matter what he applies for, he’s more likely to be the last choice, regardless of his background check. I doubt that wickre has spent more than 5 years in anything. What skills does he have to offer? Even if no one googles him up on TAH, the fact that he’s violated probation and has had more than a few restraining orders placed against him will likely make any employer think at least twice, maybe more than that, about him. Resisting arrest? Restraining orders against any contact with police and the state’s attorney, in addition to the ‘fugitive from justice’ stuff — this is all pretty serious and he didn’t have to engage in any of that kind of thing.
Most people don’t really regard themselves as above the law, with some notable exceptions. He’s blazed a trail of pure contempt for the law, you see, and it’s coming home to roost on his front doorstep.
Actually, this is a good time to become an entrepreneur, if one has the skills for it, but in his case, that probably doesn’t exist, either.
He might starve.
Oh, well.