Your 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament Finalists
Romeo and Juliet. Phil Monkress and John Giduck.
Giduck def. Ladner, 61.8% to 38.2%
Monkress def. Tesla, 66% to 34%
Yes, the results were auditted. If anyone cheated this time, they were much more discreet about it. The percents each day were within about 5% of every other day, which is generally a good indication, although Tesla actually came on stronger at the end of the week.
OK, I might be out for a little bit. Just got back from Osh Kosh, and fixing my travel for the next month. Want to feel jealous?
Sturgis for the motorcycle rally next week. (Will still run the finals next week.)
Following week to Gitmo to cover the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial (hopefully).
Then to the White House for the Ty Carter Medal of Honor Ceremony.
Houston, TX for the American Legion convention with Gabe Malor of Ace of Spades, Nick from Ranger Up, and David Bellavia, my hero.
Told you I have the best job in the world, but you wouldn’t listen.
Thanks as always to Sniper for his photoshop.
Category: Politics
Phillip Dale Monkress and John Giduck (2x Google hit) as the dookie deuce duo! Good picks, tough choice for the final vote! 😮
TSO, when at the White House for the MOH ceremony, please pass on my “special greetings” to Dearest Leader obamao…
TSO! Dammit! Warn me next time, will you? I pull up TAH and just about puked my coffee on my keyboard! What the fuckin fuck? I never EVER want to see that photo again! EVER!
I’m also sad that none of my faves made it, but… *sigh*
Seriously, that photo is giving me the shits.
Well, spanky and ladner bit the dust; on to the finals with an especially disgusting duo who used their lies to not only make themselves look good, but to enrich themselves with TV contracts and public tax dollars…may the best scumbag “win”…
Damn! I was SO hoping Spanky would be in the finals. I’m about to throw my own hairpiece into the ring for the next one. We ladies need better representation than a mere con artist can give us.
i have to sit out voting on these two. if legman didnt deserve this, there is no way monkey ass should even be in the tourney. monkey ass did very little, it was his cohorts and fan club that made him a house hold name. Giduck is a true piece of shit, but in mourning for my favorite to win getting beat by him, i most abstain my vote in protest.
who i am kidding, im jumping on the giduck band wagon
No helmet required for Sturgis, so if you use your hoodie like @ RT you’ll be good. Safe travels!
So twirling a shovel is worse than causing your spouse to lose a leg? I’m shocked.
damn it! I was sure Shane would make it to the finals. Oh well, I can’t wait to see the shit fit Psul throws after Monkeyass wins this. Have you guys alerted your ISP to expect a DDoS attack and multiple legal threats from property lawyers?
I bet Monkress wins because, I mean, look at the rack on that guy.
Beers at Murphy’s when you’re in town for the MOH ceremony?
Poet: I will email you.
Wow…is all I am going to say…
I say it’s time for an all-star edition…give some of these losing turds a second chance.
W & W must be fully extended by that photo. That’s a combined 3 inches of solid oak, I hear. I’m sorry Ladner is out and sadder that Monkey is in. His 3/128ths Tonto is nothin’ without the Lone Ranger.
#14: Kinda like the Stolen Valor NFL Pro Bowl, with special rules to boot…
I like how Mr. I-Like-To-Leak-Sensitive-PII-About-Real-Heroes is checking out the mamas on The Monk, his puckered face looks like he is going in for a kill shot
bravo, Sniper. priceless
@11.
Try the Fish Market at Happy Hour.
Murphy’s smells like puke.
Phildo!.
Damn that’s a lot of traveling! Have fun! I wish I could join you in Sturgis
What a pair of fucking turds.
Just a reminder to the Sturgis crowd–showing your tits will NOT get you a string of beads thrown at ya.
And Sniper, any chance you could also shop one of these douchetools on the faces of Leo DeCaprio and Kate Winslet? Little more contemporary, but in the words of GuiDICK (or Monkeyass?), “Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Okay, I gotta throw up now.
You went to Oshkosh, TSO?
Did you see my brother up there? 1946 blue and cream Taylorcraft taildragger. He owes me money.
When in Houston make sure you hit the Flying Saucer…. beer selection is AWESOME, and it’s downtown.
Ladner is out!?! I mean Gilduck’s shovel tossing is comical and all (and probably an apt metaphor in some way), but fat Shane is that special kind of lowlife that is easy to despise. Oh well, Monkress for the “win”.
The results show why these competitions have to go to a vote. You never know who’ll
Who will win the shitstain crown? The biggest shitstain, of course!
@25 if all you’ve seen or read of Giduck is his shovel video, it would be easy to dismiss him from this tournament. Apart from the comical video, the dude is world class in his lies, crimes, and associations.
At least Gidduck’s face was superimposed on a man.
Phildo got the woman.
very telling, indeed.
I continue to pick the losers, but I’m surprised the results are not closer.
This years field was an especially strong one. In any other year, Ken Crotchrot would have won in a walk. At this point, it is still anybodies ballgame.
In the inimitable voice of Howard Cosell: DOWN goes Tesla! DOWN goes Tesla!
Let me know if you guys at the Legion are looking for a has been retired LTC in about a year and a half, and ditto on the beers when you’re in town.
Wow, what a lovely looking couple! Both winners in their own right, I think. 🙂
Bobo–the Legion Post here is pretty friendly, if you don’t mind the smoke. And a lot of the guys here are members of both the Legion and VFW.
Ohhhhhhh, that is one painful image to open a thread with!!!!I think I burned my eyes..
I agree with #35.. I need to clean my eyes with bleach.
May the best fuckstick win!
Well, I have to say I am so bummed…can’t believe Ladner POS Did not win…..I bet he is still looking for all his metals…..not just his big ol Purple Heart! Lets not forget all the Other Fruit Salad on his chest! I bet he is bummed! Wonder what he spends his days doing now? Oh yea….he plays video games! Scum bag!
People still think the only thing about Giduck is shovel twirling?
Giduck wormed his way into two SOF associations, he flat out lied about Beslan and sold books and took money from taxpayers in his speeches and conferences, he “outed” a currently serving SF recipient of the Silver Star, and numerous other things, to include naming and suing a bunch of people who dared question him – costing them tens of thousands of dollars to hire attorneys to defend themselves against his asinine lawsuit. The others, near as I can tell, cause peripheral damage – Giduck causes direct damage and has spent decades building up contacts who believe his nonsense…
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/the-truth-about-socnet-lies-site-map/
@11 and 12 – Hey, fuckers! Where’s MY invite?
@39 AbnMike- For the slow one in the room… what do you mean by ‘he “outed” a currently serving SF recipient of the Silver Star’?
Well…Shit. My girl Spanky was shot down like the imaginary Blackhawk she flew in Iraq.
Giddickless is still in it though. If he wins, he can add this superlative to his bio. At least that much of it will be true – “Champion POSer of the Year.”
TheCloser: if I recall correctly, Giduck published PII on the individual and confirmed his current status as assigned to a SF unit. While the latter is not strictly protected information, those serving in the Special Operations community generally don’t advertise that fact publicly.
Monkress is an exceptional example of someone cashing in on stolen valor. But IMO Giduck is by far the worse, given his attempts to intimidate critics through SLAPP tactics.
GIDuck says: “Vote for the Shovel. It’s Important.”
Mike, we are familiar with all of giduck’s stunts, but he never took anyone’s leg off with a train!
im pretty sure SOCnet guys came here and stuffed the ballot box for giduck. i demand a revote with out the anonymity. lets do this union style so we know who all the SOCnet guys are!
yeah im still jumping on the giduck band wagon, 3/128ths tonto just doesnt do it for me. giduck sued people on his own, he didnt send his maid servant out to do his dirty work
@41. While I don’t claim to speak for the fine folks over at SOCNET, the Cliff’s Notes version is that a member of SOCNET – the SS reciepient – started questioning Giddickless’ bona fides as it pertained to the Special Operations community. In response, Gidduck found and released this Soldier’s PPI (Among other shenanigans.) For an active SF Soldier this has HUGE consequences for him, his career and personal safety.
I’ve followed this story intently since it came to light late last year. It makes for some entertaining reading.
Yes TSO, you do have the best job in the world….I wish I worked for the Legion as well!
Ya know, I’m convinced that Monkress wouldn’t even have showed if he didn’t have such a strident cheerleading squad. So those of you who plan to be in the running next time take notes – don’t spare any expense fighting us. It will pay off for you in the tournament.
Oh TSO I just asked Gabe to take pictures on twitter, he said anything is possible:-)))
I just do not think that Gidduck can continually shovel Phildo’s constantly flowing ooze.
C’mon, Green Thumb – GIDuck’s ability to “shovel it” puts even the mythical John Henry’s ability to wield a sledge to shame!
Well, it did until the judge in his failed lawsuit body-slammed his ass, anyway. (smile)
“Vote for the Shovel. It’s important.”