Audrey Gibson: anger management for ammo buyers
Yep, the morons keep opening their mouths and the stupidity flows forth. From Fox News comes their latest brilliant idea – you should take anger management classes before you’re allowed to buy ammo says Florida state senator Audrey Gibson;
The bill filed Saturday by state Sen. Audrey Gibson, D-Jacksonville, would require a three-day waiting period for the sale of any firearm and the sale of ammunition to anyone who has not completed anger management courses. The proposal would require ammo buyers to take the anger management courses every 10 years.
“This is not about guns,” Gibson said. “This is about ammunition and not only for the safety of the general community, but also for the safety of law enforcement.”
Gibson said she’s concerned with citizens stockpiling ammunition, potentially creating dangerous situations should those individuals ever come in contact with law enforcement agencies or criminals.
Well, I stockpile ammo, but then I already took a completely useless anger management class. So I guess I’m good. Even though I never threatened or harmed anyone (well, except their feelings) before my completely useless breathing exercises. It sounds to me that Audrey Gibson is just trying to employ her hippie friends. Maybe she’s going to open a candle shop or something.
Funny that she’d want ammo buyers to take anger management classes, but she doesn’t mention any firearms safety courses, the ditz.
Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists
What in the holy fuck?
The only time I have anger management issues is when I hear stupid democrats say stupid things about topics of which they have no understanding – I can solve that on my own: I just laugh at how stupid they are and carry about my business.
Anyway, back to Rand Paul’s filibuster.
Under a propsed Georgia law this would make you a prohibited person… and then under the “Universal background check” everyone would be a prohibited person.
Maryland legislature wants to do a NICS check for ammo and 50% tax.
How’s that economy of ours doing? Saw numbers of 198,000 workers added but no breakdown of government vs private sector. How many jobs were lost? What’s the value of the dollar today? Why hasn’t the world imploded from the Sequestergeddon?
Meanwhile, in Florida, where “Anger Management” is associated with Charlie Sheen and a Robert de Niro movie…
Maybe everyone who teaches anger management courses should be required to take a fireaarms safety course first.
“Anger management course”? Is that another term for the Basic Combat Training the Army in 1971 insisted I take?
Damn it Jonn! Now I’m having flashbacks of the f’ing anger management class(es) I hadda take.
Anger management: not actually displaying the emotion but nodding your head and saying ‘that makes me angry’, and then downing a fifth of Scotch.
Or you can just pull a terrible-twos temper tantrum, and scream bloody murder about nothing while you beat your little fists and heels on the floor.
Both of them work.
This seems like a set-up to me.
I’m being forced to show up to (and probably spend money on) an anger management class so that I can exercise my rights. How do I show up to that class in anything other than a state of extreme rage? Maybe we could mandate the same classes for anyone working at a newspaper.
Maybe the Senator is just trolling. Sometime next week she’ll issue a press release letting us know she was just fucking with us. Because that would be an epic practical joke.
At the risk of insulting idiots, Gibson is an idiot. She is opposed to parental notice when a child seeks an abortion, she is opposed to treating a minor as an adult a minor who commits a violent crime. She is in favor of requiring doctors to ask patiients questions regarding gun ownership. You get the picture. A few years ago, before her special appointment and subsequent election to the state senate, Gibson had a net worth of $30,000, according to her financial disclosure statement. She is now (or was recetly, anyway) “employed” by a law firm. I’m sure that has nothing to do with her being a senator. After all, what law firm would not want a criminal justice major with a B.A.
@10. It’s called prior restraint and is unconstitutional. Her bill has zero chance for that reason alone. She is truly a moron.
The stupid is strong in this one.
Ankor management? Wat the hell does a Khymer Empire ruin in SEA have to do with firearms or ammunition?
(Hey, my comment here makes as much sense as this twit’s proposed law – and it’s punnier, too! [smile])
#14 Hondo: kudos! Now if only you’d mentioned Giorgio Tsoukalos!
See Jonn, thereya go at the very end throwing around epithets, calling her a ditz. You really should take a deep breath and count to ten before writing such things.
;-P
Yeah, see how well anger management worked for me.
This subject brings out the stupid in so many people. I wonder what would happen if you went up and whispered “Koch Brothers” in her ear?
Anger management? Yeah. Sign me up for that – right away. Meanwhile, I will not be holding my breath for the required courses in stupid management for idiots like this.
How long before they require us to take laughter management courses? Thought the commercial for some silly diagnosis concerning inappropriate laughing was satire. Sadly, it was not. Are they getting ready to have us all labeled with that new made up disease just because they don’t like our laughing at them?
I was supposed to take an anger management course some years ago but I got too pissed off to attend. Nobody said squat.
This clinches it.
I’m convinced that over the past several years and prior to Obama getting in office, the retards spent all their time holed up in some little ill-conceived fairy tell world they concocted for themselves, nursed all their little worries to a frenzy and wrung their hands while plotting to get their chance to voice opinions such as this, and now we’re feeling the results of it.
OWB, yes, and not so very long ago, there was a news item about a pshychiatrist who wanted to be able to prescribe a pill for people who laugh too much.
And now, Nanny bloomerbutt wants to go after people who play music so loud you can hear it through their earbuds:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/06/17212455-2-loud-crew-bloomberg-targets-nyc-teens-who-blast-music-through-their-ear-buds?lite
I kid you not. Let’s have bland beige lives in a bland beige world.
And no more fun. It is inappropriate. It’s something inside that was always denied for so many year. Fun is the one thing that money can’t buy. (Lennon & McCartney)
Jonn Lilyea #17: You are still cute. I got no excuse.
As I said on my site – what we need is IQ tests before legisleeches are allowed in office. This is the state that brought you Corinne Brown and the hanging chad. Just remember that!
Nicki: for some reason, Jefferson’s quote concerning the tree of liberty also comes to mind.
Hypothetically, of course.
Okay, as more names are provided by astute readers, it is crystal clear that there can be no declaration of ‘stupidest.’ Every time some lib makes a stupid statement or offers a stupid idea, the next day another lib says or does something stupider or just as stupid. It’s like bottomless pit of stupid.
“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
— Robert A. Heinlein
The stupid will rule. – Pericles (well, it might have been)
Ex-PH2: How about “Non cogito ergo votum liberalis?”
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains, the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch. — Bette Davis
Hondo — Molto bene!!! 😉
EX-PH2 #30: YOU WIN! Ya even beat Latin quotes.
Zero, I simply can’t take credit for Miss Bette Davis. Give it all to her.
Ex-PH2: gratias.
Zero: quit flirting with the lady. (smile)
I took anger management therapy. It helped me with my trigger pull, sight picture, and breathing.
Shit, I wish I could find a few hundred rounds of 9, 40 or .45 right now.
Hondo – this assmonkey isn’t even worth the ammo. Just give me some duct tape and a spork. I’ll take care of her! 😉
venire et capient eam
venire a prenderlo
venir y tomarlo
vir e leva-la
koma og taka það
Non sum praesumendus.
Liberal logic. I guess they should make couples take a human sexuality course before they buy a tube of KY Jelly too,
I’d add an amendment to the bill requiring a class in economics to vote.
We have met the enemy, and he is us. — Pogo Possum
Required classes on hate speech before you exercise your Freedom of Speech. And you have to go downtown and register your thoughts before you publish them.
We really need a good cleansing. America is thick with idiot libtards.
OK, so we know the halfwits are coming out of the woodwork because they think it’s safe to be stupid (mistake).
Just thinking out of the box here: why are we (the smart ones) not separating them from their money? I’m going to create a hippie t-shirt website with all kinds of hipster shit and charge them 500% of cost!
They’re stupid!
Then I can afford more ammo.
Liberals like her are living proof that the human gene pool is in DIRE need of some chlorine!!
Some other legislation that she can propose.
1. An environmental impact study before you buy a tank of gas.
2. A cultural sensitivity course before attending any Washington Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs or Cleveland Indian games.
3. A course on the economic plight of the disadvantaged before shooting the intruder robbing you.
I used to do quite a bit of small bore target shooting and would buy ammo in bricks routinely because you tend to expend quite a bit of it. Funny, I never felt angry but rather the opposite. When really concentrating during precision target shooting you experience a very calming effect…being required to take an anger managment course to buy a perfectly legal product…now that pisses me off!
“This is not about guns,”
The fuck it ain’t, hon!
Tell ya what–you want us to take anger management courses?
I want you fuckers to take an IQ test to prove you’re capable of performing your function as legislators. Hell, I had to take an aptitude test, drug test, psych screen, medical evaluation, and background check that’d make a TS screen look tame. You? All you had to do is bullshit enough people into believing your shit didn’t stink and check the box by your name in November.
If you don’t cut at least a 120 IQ, you can’t be a politician. It won’t get rid of ALL of the current crop, but it’ll certainly keep the more brain-dead out of the pool at least.
According to my wife, if she could shut up some of the cell-phone users yapping non-stop on her way to work, she wouldn’t NEED anger management courses.
Restrictions on Targets
A Vermont legislator wants anyone trying to buy targets to complete French cooking class first, in what critics say is the latest example of local lawmakers reaching for constitutionally-dubious solutions to the problem of gun violence.
The bill filed Saturday by state Sen. Adda Schitzhed, D-Burlington, would require a three-day waiting period for the sale of any paper, cardboard, and/or other like material target and restrict any sale of any target to anyone who has not completed a French cooking class. The proposal would require target buyers to take a French cooking course every 10 years.
“This is not about guns,” Schitzhed said. “This is about the targets and not only for the safety of the general community, but also for the safety of law enforcement.”
Schitzhed said she’s concerned with citizens stockpiling targets, potentially creating dangerous situations should those individuals ever come in contact with law enforcement agencies or criminals.
“It’s about getting people to think, really, about how many targets they need,” Schitzhed said. “It’s a step, I think, in a safer direction. It’s about getting people to think before they buy … plus you can save trees and learn the fine art of French cooking.”