Meet Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich
Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s stepfather’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey ass off post;
Notice that on the desk in the last picture, the nose picker even had a Green Beret to round out the ensemble. I’m surprised the MPs didn’t shoot him on sight out of fear.
“He’s coming right at us!!”
Added: His real name is Nick Androsky according to someone who found his Facebook profile . Check his photos “Routine Patrol” and the one of him jumping at 30,000 feet from the Space Shuttle, I suppose.
Second Add Sporkmaster: Just to remove any questions about the Combat Badges crossing over from Army to Air Force that the regulations do not allow it. This is on page 149.
Permanent assignment denotes non TDY status. This rule also applies to other badges or patches i.e., Army Combat Patches earned or awarded by sister service components. Upon Permanent Change of Station (PCS) to an Air Force unit the member will remove them.
Also anyone who has received the CIB, CMB, CAB, or CAR can have it converted to the new Combat Action Medal. (Which our resident POS is wearing on the top row next to the Silver Star.)
Scott sends these screenshots of his Facebook Wall before he tore it down;
ADDED 6-21-2011: The guy at “Copy All” has uncovered Androsky’s appeal for his court martial, apparently for drug use back in 2004. Thanks to Chris for the link.
ADDED July 20, 2011: We have Androsky’s actual military records, now.
Category: General Whackos, Phony soldiers
No, I have no clue if that is him, I just googled AF and the dudes last name. (That was why I had a question mark in my email you!)
Holy screaming crap! That is quite an abortion of a uniform he has going on there. Army as well as air force gongs and badges, but the boots are just a fashion faux pas. Even the Zooms would know better than to wear TAN with BLUE>
Holy screaming crap! That is quite an abortion of a uniform he has going on there. Army as well as air force gongs and badges, but the boots are just a fashion faux pas. Even the Zooms would know better than to wear TAN with BLUE.
Wow. Just Wow.
He is wearing the CMB with two stars. There has only been one person that has been awarded three CMBs and he passed away years ago.
15 rows of medals, dude could kill you with his MIND.
Wow…just wow. Nice to see the Air Force is issuing CIBs…and a three-timer too.
I think we’ve just found the right guy to advise the POTUS on the war in Libya.
Unbelievable!
Holy crap! His son must have been mortified.
Thank you, Jonn and TSO @ 5. That was the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. What a hoot!
I should know better than to read TAH at work, I saw this and yelped out loud!! Seriously–I am completely vapor-locked! Don’t even know where to look in these pictures…Desert boots?…bloused trousers?…the haircut?…video game controllers?? I can’t even look at the ribbon rack, it blinds me with it’s unsat-ness.
Bwaaahhaaa
I wonder why he was half-stepping with the Jumpmaster wings. Why not Senior Master Jumper? Was he trying to show some restraint?
Geebus, TSO; warn a guy before you write shit like that. I damn near did my sprinkler impression on my screen! I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.
As for Soup Sammich……..the dude has some serious mental problems to even show up on any military base looking like that.
Wow, just wow…
I feel sorry for his kid. Normally it’s parents being embarressed by kids acting like jackasses, not the other way around.
I feel for his son. But I’d seriously like to put some reality back in his life out in the back alley – a phony zoomer like him wouldn’t know how to meet behind the barn…
Jonn, he only has senior jump wings because he was so busy earning his master aviator wings. Not everyone can jump every flight, he was the pilot fer chrissakes. And the bloused boots? He knew that Benning is also a Ranger base, and you know how those Rangers can pile the bullshit…..He needed to keep his pant cuffs clean.
Did he ride in on the Short bus? In the top photo he looks tired and absolutely bewildered, (like the passengers on the short bus).
I agree with those that feel for his son. I can only imagine what it was like for him. I wonder if he had that uniform and the BS to go with it before his son shipped off to Basic or was this a last minute, run by Clothing Sales to pick up a few ribbons and badges kinda of thing?
Dude appears a couple Thorazine low. His poor son……
This is the saddest attempt at Stloen Valor ever. I am not even mad at this guy, I just feel sorry for him. I can’t even imagine the horror his son felt. You know the entire post knew about it in no time and this is going to follow him to his duty station.
Check out his facebook page. It is wide open for anyone to see it. He has photos of his jump badges posted and pictures of his halo jumps. What a fruit..
This is soooo going up on my FB wall.
So… did he actually have a son graduating? He’s such a looney toon I gotta ask.
In HIS bizzaro world his son may have been as phony as his regalia?
15 rows of medals, dude could kill you with his MIND.
Printing out his DD214 kills so many trees that it’s been declared a leading cause of global warming.
I question the story about his son graduating. That guy doesn’t look even 30.
Trying to come up with a biting contemptuous mot sufficient to the scene, but this is so beautiful in its level of full-on disgrace that it speaks for itself.
I love the way the fruit salad goes all the way up and over.
Bet you a jelly donut he’s got a few more rows of ribbons down the back shoulder. And before you crack on me, yes I know chow is not allowed in the barracks and I am not allowed to have jelly donuts because I am a disgusting fatbody.
Good times.
I’m surprised he didn’t wear a Knight of The Realm or whatever that crap around the neck of McBallduster was.
Seriously, I don’t think this was a stolen valor thing. Thats just way too over the top. I feel bad for his son.
Herr Morgenholz, I’m with you on the son bit. But he may have fathered the boy when he was 13, 14.
If he did have a son graduating, I’d not be surprised if the boy kicks his tail when he comes home.
The more I look at it, the more the guy looks like he has a mental issue.
This guy is simply stating that Rambo is a pussy. I’m surprized his balls aren’t in a wheelbarrel they are so big. I have a bunch of jarhead buds that would thoroughly enjoy taking this puke out back and throwing him a blanket party. I’m gonna send his photo to every U.S. Marine I know, all REAL combat veterans. They’re gonna print it out and line the shitter with the photo.
1. You’re missing your chance! This guy would make a great KAMIKAZE PIZZA BOY!
2. I’ll pay for his VASECTOMY the next time the SNAP vehicle comes to the Veterinary Clinic! We DO need to take him out of the GENE POOL, before he reproduces again!
3. I have some old SHOULDER BOARDS that would look sharp with that pretty blue uniform!
The Old Commander
How does he walk upright without leaning to the left?
Take you blood pressure medicine Senior..
it looks like he is wearing the civil war campaign medal ribbon
I just want to take this guy on a combat equipment, night, O2 jump and see if those free fall jump-master wings are for real.
This just made my goddamn day. What a dumbass.
He looks mentally ill, not malicious like some others I have seen.
I agree, he doesn’t look old enough to have a kid 18.
Between the pics and the reader comments I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying. This is priceless.
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on TAH. I agree that you can’t even be mad at the guy because he’s clearly not stable. Maybe you should give him IVAW’s contact information, Jonn……he can take Matthis’ place..
Y’all got it all wrong…this dude simply went to a few garage sales and a gun show to assemble his “tribute-suit”. Next week he’ll get his Wolf Scout neckerchief and his Coast Guard chicken guts to add to the ensemble…fab-oo-luss.
What in the holy hell is this uniform monstrosity? Holy Jeebus man! To the ass hat that showed up (at the eternal embarrassment of his son, I’m sure) What in the sam hell were you thinking? Oh, that’s right you weren’t! If you had even an iota or even one positive firing neuron left in your empty skull you wouldn’t have had the sheer audacity (not to mention balls) showing up on a military installation with this ad hoc, POS-put-together, inter-service monstrosity of a dress uniform! All I know is, if some old timer vets had seen you, we would have drug your ass behind a building somewhere and had a close-and-personal ‘wall-to-wall’ counseling session with your sorry ass! Preferably with a rubber hose and some ‘dimensional lumber’ (I love 4×4’s). What a douche!
looks like an mil-surp store puked on this guy.
I’m guessing this is the guy: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1490938743
Ol’ boy was attached to JSOC too:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1038675255728&set=a.1580925531646.2086720.1490938743&type=1&theater
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this picture somewhere else, but it’s too small for me to be sure:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1040855150224&set=a.1580925531646.2086720.1490938743&type=1&theater&pid=30118385&id=1490938743
What a turd.
He must be original CCT
Where’s his commendation from Star Fleet Command??
I called it! If you go to his Facebook profile, go to his wall and start scrolling down. Beginning around May 29th, he makes more than one post talking about he is a wounded medic and says “my minds messed up from PTSD”
Other internets tell me he was a loadmaster in the air force; this seems the most likely story. Not too many phonies out there running around pretending to be loadmasters.
http://www.vetfriends.com/units/?unit=1976
Hey S, just do a google image search for “halo jump” and the picture that you said you are pretty sure you’ve seen before will pop right up….I do believe it’s the second picture on the top row.
Looks like someone off their meds.
Diagnosis from reading his facebook wall: 32-year old can’t get laid, resorts to Rambo stories.
I don’t doubt that he’s fucked up in the head, but I don’t think the military did it to him.
This reads like a Kyle Barwan sequel.